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first?
Gahhhhhhhhhh!
**kills mofo by throwing his body off a slide, directly into oncoming traffic**
You’re “first” alright: First to die by the hand of Sarge!
Somebody’s had a little too much red cordial, eh Sarge? *takes away Sarge’s cordial*
DID HE DIED?
50% trollage.
GOOGLE: “load FAILPictures playground spot fail 326″
I guess they got rid of the tree for this?
he is missing a finger
I wouldn’t exactly say I’ve been /missing/ it, Bob!
Slides don’t die; they don’t even get to live
We use a shellacked fish here.
haha, posted “first” only to see reactions like yours
so funny
Man, you’re hard up for entertainment, then. Masturbating with a Bowie knife would be more fun than intentionally trolling and then doing it some more!
Hey, how’d you know why I just ordered Rambo’s bowie knife?
You have my cat’s name, sir!
-=jumping off a cliff trainer=-
*warning, friends may not follow you like in reality
Perfectly safe! When the traffic lights are red, the little green man tells you to slide.
Red light, green light, one, two, splat!
see a trash bin on the left? you’re supposed to land there
Gives “Go play in traffic!” a whole new meaning.
FIRST!
Fail
obviousness fail
For a very late abortion.
It’s called population control.
Darwin slide.
You might have something here..
♬Some say it’s atheistic
It’s Selective!
Unga Bunga Bunga!
Some will deny its existence
It’s Selective!
Unga Bunga Bunga!
You wouldn’t be here with out it
It’s Selective!
Unga Bunga Bunga!♬
*Starts doing the Darwin Slide.*
*Gives Ferme La Bouche a Darwin award*
*dances*
just natural selection
car > kids
but i didn’t know so far that cars are placed on the food chain
And just like Darwin’s theory, IRL it doesn’t work. That slide – it has no stairs – and Darwin – there’s no real proof. (It’s all been debunked at some point.)
Yeah, yeah, right… Say, wanna take a slide? It’s really fun and if you just believe hard enough, nothing can happen to you…
And just like Darwin’s debunkers, you have selective vision. It doesn’t take a whole lot of faith to believe that there are stairs on the right. Yet you are willing to believe humans spontaneously popped into existence?
The playground designer must really hate kids…
Or it’s a prop for Car Bowling.
We’ve seen how well that game ends.
Obstacle Course :] Score!!
In China, this would be the girl’s slide.
LMFAO
That’s what they call “youth in asia.”
Ahahaha. Do they eat children just like cats? :/
Cats don’t eat children, silly you.
Only in America…
I think it’s from Spain XD
me too
jajaj me too!! it’s Spain for sure!
I’d say it’s in Portugal…
It looks pretty Spanish to me… the sidewalks, the speedbump, the roadsigns, the background, the garbage can…
Jajaja, es en Madrid
Me thinks he might be in China…
wait what?
En el cubo de basura se ve el escudo de la ciudad
He’s from Barcelona.
America: The only place that sells slides outdoors.
Forget abortions. This is where it’s at.
ahahhaha. If your mad at your kids. “Lets go to the park?”
“I’ll just be in the car.”
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! splat.
Unless it’s a lamborghini gallardo, then it’s ‘poof’.
10 points for redspacecat
Funny way to suicide
Suislide?
20 more points for redspacecat
That’s a funny way to do a drive by ..
But it would sure look cool.
There’s nothing more gansta than shooting a rival from a slide. Say “weeee biotch!”
Well, except maybe doing it from a merry-go-round.
I prefer the angles I can get from the seesaw.
That’s an awful playground. It’s so awful I can’t stop laughing, even when I’m having exams. it disturbs my classmates. ^_^
I think It was put out w/ the trash
Or it is on sale outdoors. I see those advertised in outside all of the time.
I like the speed bump right by it.
Well, you can’t have cars just zipping by! That would be unsafe.
It’s a Darwin machine: If your dumb enough to go off this slide, then you are too stupid to live.
I beat you by 2 minutes ^^^^^^
If you’re dumb enough to not understand proper contractions, you probably *should* go down the slide.
Hint: You + Are = You’re.
Thug life lesson #1: Never let anything slide.
Thug life lesson #2: Swing your bat with your strong hand at the top.
Thug life lesson #3: Always Kiss Mr. Snuggles before leaving in the morning.
Thug life lesson #4: Don’t post stupid thug life lessons online.
It’s an obvious setup, so why did it get 5 thumb downs? Where’s the credibilitometer for this site? That pic has none.
fails so hard
It’s a fake! The slide looks like it isn’t bolted down. Someone just put it there for the pic.
Either that or its photoshopped, would be very easy to copy and paste a slide from one picture to another.
Oh, does anyone care? No! Just laugh at the fail and move on >_>
Have you never driven by a store and seen slides advertised outside. This is just one of those.
It’s the suicide slide
Yeah baby
Faith Test! Survive and good things will happen.
This slide is the latest offering from Mainway Toys, fine makers of Johnny Switchblade, and the Bag O’ Glass.
I think they did Lawn Darts too.
It’s probably during the construction phase of the playground, i’ve never been to a park where a slide was on solid ground, always sand or thick grass…with lots of bugs.
Then you have never been to the north of England… In the South Yorkshire village where I used to live, the entire playground was built on concrete – slides, swings, roundabouts, everything.
And behind that used to be an open-air, unheated swimming pool. Freezing cold water even in the height of summer (such as they were).
(and no, I’m not trying to do a variant on the “Four Yorkshiremen” sketch – everything I’ve said is absolutely true…)
True enough, but no sane parent these days would put their kids on that. and yes when i have kids ill go to the laugh factory
*waits at the bottom*
what comes first? the kid or the car?
always me
Granny. Granny always comes first.
hey, it was just that one time Mr Dribbly
*sniff* You promised not to talk about that!
hahahaha! there there at least you’re hung like a baby’s arm holding an apple
Well, that you can tell everybody.
TMI you two.LOL
Soundtrack – The Verve: Slide away
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmIZxX3LlXo
This is more of a Win, tbh.
Care to elaborate?
Its megaday! You megaput the word mega in front of megaevery meganoun and megaverb! xD.
Ummm, no.
Megakiss my megaass …
megafail megatard
Megaouch. anyways. Hurry up friday!
The stupid comments always get 3-4 replys before 5 minutes is up =D. Hmm, maybe with an influx of stupid comments we can redirect traffic to the other sites who need it. (Read HIRL)
what do you call a gay dinosaur?
megasoreass
I was hoping for an epic pun like this one. That was the entire point of megaday
I’m surprised no one’s said this already: the slide clearly doesn’t have a ladder to the top… there’s no way to slide down. So it’s either decorative (odd) or perhaps just put there during the construction phase of the park?
Of course it has a ladder, it just didn´t fit in the snapshot. Or do you think the slide is standing like this without any support?
someone’s ladder doesn’t go to the top eh?
They’re a few rungs short.
*hums stairway to heaven*
if you hum it backwards there´s a hidden satanistic message!
That’s no stairway to heaven. That’s a slide to hell.
It might not have a ladder.. otherwise the child is able to return to safety.
like sands through the hourglass of my children…
sometimes i just want to kill my kid, but I think i’ll let it slide this time
Anyone wanna roll Granny down the slide and play 52 car pile up?
ooh ooh ooh me me me me!!!!!
MEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*Grabs granny and tosses him up to the top of the slide.*
On three.
1
2
ooo look a Jaguar.
Should be, “On Four”
3 should always be reserved for safety, then throw out safety objections on 4.
also, 3 is a lucky number…
Its a prime number.
“watch me daddy” “weeeeeeeeeeee” SPLAT!
His quilt pattern is absolute PROOF that the autogenerated quilt patterns are based on the swastika. This looks almost EXACTLY like it. Look at the cross below the diamond.
So they did win.
oookaaay then. *Looks at redspacecat weird, then runs with a quickness*
*Looks weird back, for even bringing this up..*
I love these “slides of doom” fails
This is the playground outside the abortion clinic.
What you don’t see is Wiley Coyote wearing roller skates standing at the top of the slide. And when that road runner comes by he is in perfect position to finally catch him this time!
hey son go play in the traffic !
Wow so nice a pedobear drive thru
Looks like the middle east. Punishement for child shoplifters
This could be win, depending on the child that slides down it.
The suicide slide…
Thinning the herd!
Slide a way!
i REALLY hope that that picture is photoshopped
The slide is on sale.
you want free money? go to this slide when a car comes by!
Playgrounds. Thinning the population since 1952.
This is how you have an abortion during your 32nd trimester
i blame the fail on the workers who made that road go there, obviously the slide was there first =P
hey people don’t like children well put them on this slide today death guarantee or your money back
YE OLDE SUICIDE SLIDE
I like this idea for a playground.
*ADVERTISEMENT*
Is your son a Kayne west, or is your daughter a future Miley Cyrus? Put them out of their misery and do the gene pool a favor with the suislide!
Sorry, that playground is against childhood conventions.
POPULATION CONTROL WIN!
(must be in China or India)
Abortion after birth >_<
What a great way to weed out the defectives! =D
I just hope the next slide is wheelchair accessible.
That’s one of the filthiest cars I’ve ever seen.
Designed with mom’s words in mind. “Now Go play in traffic!”
thats the pick up spot for the valet big wheel parking,
That slide has so many potential fails its a win!
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hey what FAILURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL HAHAH
I want to run my freight railroad line through the middle of a baseball field. Any takers?
WIN!!!
It’s the retroactive abortion playground, for those mothers who just can’t take it anymore!
Real life is not the Sims!
gigedy gigedy
Mom: “OK kids, only slide when no cars are coming.”
couldnt you just see the little kid now?
“Wheee! -thump- -vroom- -splat-
see, the trick is to scramble back up the slide just before the car passes.
that’s a big big FAIL
it’s clearly staged. See how the end of the slide is not bolted to the ground? However, maybe that just adds to the stupidity of the location.
What an ID..T make this slider
FAIL