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Splish splash, crash?
Yay! You guessed correctly!
…Of the most epic variety.
*does an “I can see the video” dance*
*won’t reboot again for fear of losing my video capabilities*
*throws tiny tickertape parade for the little kitteh*
*holds breath*
*crosses fingers*
*crosses eyes*
*rubs lucky gecko foot*
Fail?
Fail Blog. Say it with me slowly…
“It with me slowly.”
*Awaits prize*
Hmm. Did we get borked?
Whaddafu?
Nesting fail?
*runs over banana several times in tank*
*shells the area with Howitzer*
*burns remains to a crisp with flamethrower*
*utilies AK47 on ashes*
Yes.
Auch?
OHMIGOODNESS!!!
You have some witchy computer magic there, nightshayde!
*does dance with NS*
Of course, since then, I haven’t been able to see my own comments, so I don’t know what’s going on anymore
Er…what?
Oh NO! So the real fail is that we hit an impasse!
Apparently, hitting the impasse just caused my video to go away again.
*sigh*
Probably just as well — another program has ceased to function. Time to reboot again.
I should have called in sick again.
…
Now it’s back again. I’m horribly confuzzled.
Hmmm…methinks someone is performing some counter witchy computer magic on you!
It’s time to sacrifice a mouse.
EEEEEK! Not OUR mouse!!
Sacrifice a RAM instead.
I’ve got an old CP Ewe I can donate.
How about an XB Ox®?
“XB® breeds ‘em Extra Big.”
“Giggity!”
Update (or downgrade) your firefox (please for the love of god tell me you use firefox) and see if that works, or go to the adobe website and download and reinstall your flash player and see if that works otherwise post back and i will try to help you more.
She’s on a work computer, so she may not have the admin permissions to download and upgrade. (Ooo, that drives me crazy about the campus computers!)
I wish I could upgrade to Firefox on my work computer. Internet Exploder gets on my nerve.
You’re down to just one?
Yes. And Internet Exploder is on it. At least I’m at my own computer today, so I know that it’ll behave (somewhat) properly.
I meant “nerve”.
So did I.
*birdysqueeze*
I must be coming down with something… I should have realized you did too!
*squeeze*
Please don’t tell me you have avian flu?!
Hee! No, I ate something yesterday at lunch that emphatically disagreed with me. I’m still dealing with a bit of gastrointestinal distress.
then she shouldn’t be reading failblog anyway.
I actually am running Firefox — but work blocks most streaming video. Thank you, though!
In Soviet Russia, Firefox runs YOU.
*Reminisces about Windows ME* Ah, but those were the good ‘ol days.
That #?@!*$ OS didn’t share its name with a debilitating illness for nothing.
You feeling okay, 3Beezies?
Close, but no cigar.
Also, you left out the bit where the chickens did line dancing, and that there was a localised Chinese invasion. And the inevitable overpass-collision
What about the localized hit to the family jewels? How could you miss that?
Jon! You left out the bit when the undead rose from their graves and devoured everybody! Oh, and the magical singing puma.
That was my favorite part!
It’s been like totally raining recently, the streets are soaking wet. A lady is driving along and goes into a large “puddle” that’s something like 20 feet across and quite deep (more like a sinkhole actually). The car, once it’s entered the puddle, floats across the puddle and appears to bump into the other side, where it stops. The lady rolls down her window, the conversation is in a foreign language but she appears to be discussing her situation with a man on the sidewalk who gestures at the puddle, then back to the street where she came from, then back to the puddle in a “what were you thinking” sort of way.
A few guys approach the rear of the car, seemingly trying to pull it back out of the hole which obviously doesn’t work as hoped. We get a clip of people on the sidewalk videotaping the incident, then the woman is suddenly out of the car and walking toward the front of it – until she falls into the puddle which is over her head. She starts swimming to the edge …
… then an overpass hits her.
They typically run some joke at this point, today’s is “Sometimes your GPS forgets to mention lakes in the road”. We get the Failbooking ad, then “buggin2go” powers the fail with “I’m too swamped to pun.” and some poor sucker takes another dive over the handlebars – DOT ORG!
Nicely done, ZA.
*clap clap clap*
I like how you didn’t give away the ending (was not the butler!)
This site has gone downhill with advertisements at every video. Seriously, way overboard.
say what? *disables AdBlock Plus* Oh, I see *re-enables*
Dude, just pause before the end and no commercials, DUH
Watch out for that pothole!
Holy roads batman!
Holy lack of roads!
Holy liquid abyss!
Holy water streets!
Can’t let you do that Star Fox
Hi! Imma pothole!
Ima Banana?
Ima Mushroom. :3
Calling that a pothole is a bit of an understatement.
Now THAT’S the pothole calling the kettle hole deep!
Wait until they see the cauldronhole.
I thought the skillethole covered that.
Well the hole situation is filled with holes.
splash splash pass?
LOL!!
I swear to god this post wasn’t here before. How exactly do these posts just randomly jump up the page out of nowhere? Those darn computer magicks!
^…comments like these make me fear for the future.
Don’t worry too much mate, all the newly-born kids are the computer generation and by the ‘computer rule’ pc’s will double capacity every 18 months, therefore increasing the base knowledge required to understand them. With mental ‘flexing’ also comes greater knowledge and capacity so don’t fret, if you have kids chances are they will eventually become smarter than all of us. I cant wait
And the hilariously ironic thing is you’re talking to a 16 year old. Yes, shocking, isn’t it? I can speak coherent and grammatically correct English on the Internet. No, I don’t text. Coincidence? I think not.
It was a reference to the “computer magicks” comments above about the video thing with 3bs. No one ever gets my jokes.
I did, but I just got here. Today, that is.
And we love you for it.
*squeeze*
*Thankyousqueezes* I wonder what happened to the cuddle puddle.
That’s usually on Fridays.
Its not friday? Sorry, I was away on leave time traveling and will be back last week.
Make sure you arrive on Friday then. You’ll get both the cuddle puddle and the party for my first video powering.
Good thing that wasn’t our cuddle puddle!
*dons scuba gear*
Ahem.
*points to supposed “d”*
It says “Jon’s” for a reason.
No it doesn’t, or someone ninja’d the post. Maybe this is a preview of the new(hopefully) edit button!
Oh god i hope so, i always souund like an idiot the first tijme.
GODDAMNIT SEE?!
Hey, how exactly do you make your text tiny like that. Its html tags, but I don’t know which ones xD
“pre”
“mature”
Does that give you older, wiser text, sweetie Leila?
*squeeze*
What else would it give me?
*squeezeBackLGB*
Grey and wrinkled text?
Text that smells like last year’s socks?
Fail on me. I misread the post. I see what you did there now.
K@!! It’s so much fun to have you in a closer time zone right now!!
*squeeeeze*
I hope you had a wonderful burpday!
She flooded the engine.
She’ll be waterlogged for days.
She was watching the Olympics and wanted to try out deluge.
that place looks like a dive,
I’m no professional diving judge, but that looked to be a quadruple axle with a twist. a good, small splash, but poor trunk rotation will keep them from the semi-finals
Maybe someone should have been more specific when they floated the idea of her driving somewhere that day.
Now her day isn’t going swimmingly.
I sink I can, I sink I can…
That car will definitely suffer from lake-effect humidity.
All washed up and nowhere to go.
She should of listened to her sinking feeling something was going to go wrong that morning.
AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
*gets a grip*
That was a serious watershed moment for that driver.
*grabs Sham-Wow from back dispenser*
*scrubs messy applesauce from TheMotts post*
*takes offensive ‘of’ with it*
*wonders if applesaucehead might ‘of’ a replacement*
*leaves room temporarily*
Sorry, the anger just wells up, and sometimes floods out.
~Whoa, don’t have a nucular meltdown. Here, have an expresso and mellow out a bit~
Here, Dragon, have a cookie.
*hands Dragon a fish-shaped sugar cookie*
*eyes Dragon*
Nice grip, hon, but don’t you think you should let go? He’s turning blue.
*squeeze*
No, no. Hold on just a bit longer. They tend to turn blue just before they pop.
Oh…right.
*lets it go*
*munches cookie*
Fankoo, Ms B. I needed that.
*overlooks the negative association with the color “blue”*
*overlooks the negative association with not breathing*
*snork!*
hahahaha, the pillows?
She was trying for a lutz, but landed a putz.
The man was speaking Italian, I translated it to English as “Water you doing?!”
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All she needs now is a giant rubber ducky!
♪ Rubber ducky, you’re the one ♫
♪ You make bathtime lots of fun ♫
♪You’ve got to put down the ducky if you want to play the saxophone.♫
Hoot Hoot! I love that song!!!
Give a hoot, don’t pollute!
Hoot’n Toot’n
That’s one way to wash a car
When I said my car needed a bath, I was just thinking of taking it to the drive-thru car wash!
In Soviet Russia, car wash drives thru you!
except its hungary
In Hungary the road drives you to drink
In Hungary, road is hungry.
Your avatar scares me a little bit.
Here’s hoping that’s not her webcam..
…does she know? Might be a bit of a shock otherwise..
I would guess he knows from experience better than you do. Would I be wrong?
If Cloral scares you, I want to be around when you meet granny….
Ooh, me too!
That’ll be good entertainment!
Is it wrong that I, too, want to watch that meeting?
Never regret any moment that makes you smile!
Have you ever watched a cat that has just noticed something it might want to chase? It’s pupils get really large, and their ears sort of move a bit. I think I had that reaction to the idea of anyone meeting Granny.
…she/he met him this morning:
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/03/02/product-naming-fail/#comment-807387
Oh, no, not redspacecat – I was referring to vcordie!
Ooops, sowwy! Following thread fail…
Nevermind what I said, guys, this one’s only 13.
The Soviet Union and Hungary isn’t the same but we were under russian “occupation” for 45 years…
p.s.: Soviet Russia only existed for 2-3 years. The country was renamed to Soviet Union on december 31, 1922.
And she took a bath in the same water afterwards, thats kind of nasty.
That car is GONE. I did that driving rural roads in Mexico once, but somehow my Fiat Uno pulled through. Woohoo!
… i would say “woman driving” but i think she thought she has the car batman has
Even the Batmobile would be flooded after that.
I think the Batmobile is the cause of that hole.
There goes the secret entrance to the Bat Cave.
Holy Insurance Premiums, Batman!
oh, stupid hungarian woman
Help, I cant swim. . . neither can my car!
After floating face down in that puddle for that length of time, it’s quite likely that car is dead.
Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not an auto mechanic!!
Give me one more day, Sir. Damage control’s easy – reading
KlingonHungarian, that’s hard!I like how she walks over the hole she just drove into and pulled her car out of. Slow learner.
Did she dive?
Did she drive?
Did she derive?
I so want to know what that bystander said to her after she rolled down her window and asked for the Grey Poupon!
It sounded a bit like he said “You stupid woman, didn’t you see the open bridge sign over there!?”.
“they told you not to drive in here, can’t you see there’s a pipe broken?”
“I recommend the course ground, Madam.”
That pun ^ is nothing to sneeze at folks.
*peppers the thread with giggles*
*S
quneeze**Checks watch*
Is this running on thyme?
I’m cumin over to check.
You’re the salt of the earth, bro.
Just remember; When you drive do your best to stay on course grounds and avoid treading water.
*Squeeze*
I always have a ball when you’re around, even though you can be a little rough around the edges sometimes…
*squeeze*
“All your cars are belong to satan!”
he said “Water you think you are doing”
A while ago my parents bought an old used Rolls Royce. It came with a bottle of Grey Poupon.
But of course!
I drove the car around Goleta a few times. I was really hoping someone would pull along side me and ask if I had the mustard. Alas, it never happened.
That car was slow as ****, but you really felt like you owned the road in it.
I always feel like I own the road. Or at least, that’s how I drive.
That would explain all those signs that I see around – “Yield to Grace” – I always thought it was a religious thing!
*gigglesqueeze*
Man, I can’t believe it! This video was so popular here …. circa eight years ago.
By the way, a broken pipe flooded a street in Budapest (or somewhere else in Hungary), and that clever lady driven into the water. Another good point to the female drivers.
And it’s so weird to hear hungarian speech on FAILblog:D
Only quilt pattern i’ve seen that doesnt look like a swastika.
Did you know that the swastika was originally supposed to represent a comet that was heading straight for us? It’s true.
I thought it was suppost to be a sign of good health or something before the nazi’s reversed it and made it their symbol. It’s what I heard from a few german friends. But you may be right, im just currently too lazy to google it.
Oh, by the way, im 13.
god damn it
I meant to post this reply to a different comment, damn it bloggy!
As far as I know, the swastika represents invulnerability or sothing similar in “eastern” cultures (e.g. indian, korean etc). It’s a lil’ bit ironic that the jews also use this simbol.
Anyway: how does it comes here???
Ummm… did you just say that the Jews use this symbol?!?! Oh dear…
Mass suicide?
I think I will avoid this thread now…
*Sigh*
Oh, dear.
Too lazy to Google? Fine then, clickie clickie!
Cunning Zombie, always trying to expand those brainz.
Now I’m all wet.
Wearing your bloggy t-shirt?
A wet t-shirt contest?
*dumps cold water on GS*
WooooHuuuuuuu!!!!!
*looks back at wet fur*
*shakes, spraying water all over the blog*
Leila, you clearly didn’t think this one through. Go get the ShamWows.
Tsk! I didn’t see that one coming. Fail on my part.
*brings boxes of shamwow for failpeeps*
*spits hairy thing out*
*snork!*
You know, I’m starting to suspect that Leila isn’t as sweetly innocent as she would have us believe…
When did we start having wet t-shrit contests?
GMTA, Ms B!
*squeeze*
It’s good to know there’s someone in my head, and it’s not just my i magination.
We all know butter cow is your your alter ego.
We do?
*squeeze*
Yeah…we do??
*is confuzzled*
Wait…does that mean Ms B is MY alter ego?
No, sweetie. It just means that an avatar is no guarantee that someone isn’t a troll.
*bigwarmbutterysqueezies*
Ok…but I knew that.
I was just afraid of some paradox being created within the blog…
That would really bork the blog!
*looks at quilt*
*sigh*
*pat.pat*
There, there, Mel. We love you anyway.
Quilt? I don’t see no quilt… All I see is a totally awesome yellow and white avatar reserved specially for the coolest people evar!
She’s really quite neat — we don’t see near enough of her here.
Hee!
And the corollary is also true–NOT having an avatar doesn’t mean you aren’t a Peep!
*squeezies*
*tickles mushy’s gills*
*plants tiny smooch on cap*
How’s my favorite fungus today?
We love our dual kittehzens!
*does a little happy dance*
Oh just splendid, howsaboutyou? How’s work going?
Thank you all for the reassurance.
I’m still questing for an avatar I like.
*squeezes*
*squeeziesMel*
@Mushy: Work’s okay. Busy…
Well, you are full of WIN, after all.
*peepsqueeze*
It works both ways. An avatar is no guarantee that someone isn’t a troll and a lack of an avatar is no guarantee that someone is a troll.
It just takes a little braaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnzzz to figure it all out. Nice, juicy, delicious braaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnzzzzzzz.
Also what’s wrong with quilt squares!?
*snork*
Well, they’re just so L7.
Ooh! Way to work the corners, ZA!
Yes. And you’re both Tyler Durden.
Ok, should we go make soap, Suzie?
Why not? We’ve done just about everything else on the blog…
I am Jack’s avatar.
And you are the
GQ-Man.[Wheezy] You’ve done well to deduct that in such a small time span, Mister Scott. You’ve done so well, in fact, that I’ve recieved some interesting offers for your services…[/Wheezy]
Heh, Gordon and I go waayyyyy back.
*snork!*
“Some day I’m gonna own this place.”
…
…
No, Motts.
DW’s vault is a vault of holding. It never gets full, never runs out of room and never contains photos you want your parents seeing.
Hee! I get that reference!
*fellownerdsqueeze*
Or your kids.
Just don’t try to put a portable hole inside it.
ACME, or alchemy?
*wanders off to play with figurines*
Figurines? In my day all we had was graph paper and bloody-minded DMs!
Heehee!
We still have those.
Muahahahahahahaha!
Rolling dice is for show.
Heehee!
I have a friend who has a “dice rolling” app on his iPhone. He shakes the phone and it rolls the dice. It even makes the little “dice rolling” noise.
Haha! Perfect! Does it have 12-sided and 20-sided options?
We had to carve our figurines from wood we walked ten miles uphill both ways in our bare feet to get… Our paints were made spit from berries and bark we chewed ourselves…
AND we were Grateful!
Mostly because if we weren’t some of the DMs were more than happy to throw the entire MM at us in triplicate.
AA, don’t forget 4, 8, 10, 30, and 100.
Although I think my 30 and 100 were for another system.
Eeep! My comment is in moderation!
You don’t really need the 10 if you have the 20, and you don’t need the four if you have the 8 or 12. I do believe I used the eight (it’s been a while).
Belly button lint? Hehee! I can guess.
*clutches chest*
Reasons not to get/have/use dice?
*whimpers*
You folks really took me back for a moment there. Thanks. I think.
My first DM had a dry erase mat that was something like 4′X4′ with an octagon pattern on it. He’d set out a small sponge, a small dish with water in it and a collection of dry erase markers, then out came the miniatures box. He developed a multi-level dungeon (I think it was something like 10 levels – we never finished it) that was designed to take a fresh 1st level party and turn them into a band of 10th level plus super-heros. That dungeon gave us many nights of limitless fun, and few night that were not-so-much (in-party fighting can be such a female dog).
The wight room was the most memorable. A large room with dozens of tombstones throughout and a large chest overflowing with gold at the far end and a crazy, greedy now-6th-level-ish party that hadn’t learned restraint yet. Guess what happened when we approached the chest. By the time most of the party was busted down to first level (or worse – I think we lost half the party the first time), some brainiac used up a wish – ‘I wish we would go back to the moment before we entered this room’. Yeah, guess what happened again.
Maybe drinking and gaming isn’t such a great combo after all.
Not only was this the first party I played with, it’s the only party that totally self-destructed mid dungeon.
Sorry Mel, that’s how I roll.
Leila!!!
*pounce!*
*offers*
Shamwow?
*OuchySqueeziesJudy*
Thank youuuuuu!!!!
*sigh*
Where’d she go? Maybe I’ll find her in Farmville…
I see you’re joining us in Cafe World! Tres cool!
I tried. Just as IRL, I know nothing that goes on in the kitchen. So, if something I make doesn’t agree with you, leave a comment in the suggestion box.
or leave a lousy tipI’m sure everything will be just fine!No one seems to wanna stay. How do you serve? Isn’t it buffet style? *scratches head*
Hee hee! You’ve gotta hire a waiter/waitress.
Love how everyone stands around smiling and taking picture while her car dies (honestly love it, not sarcastic)
cuz it’s hungary, I live here, everyone is like those^^
they are just shouting at you when you are in trouble, and tell u what you did wrong
So are you saying the country is ran by Captian Obvious?
*flips ‘i’ & ‘a’ around*
*bukkit*
Admiral Apparent?
Sergent Sore Thumb
Brigadier Blatancy?
General Glaring?
Private Patent?
Major Manifest?
Lieutenant Lucent?
Corporal Crystal?
Colonel Conspicuous?
Corporal Conspicuous?
GMTA, AV!
Or it could just be a case of military intelligence.
It’s tipical hungarian mentality….
It’s typical hungarian mentality to say “it’s typical hungarian mentality”.
It’s typical Hungarian mentality to say “It’s typical hungarian mentality to say “it’s typical hungarian mentality”.”
Is it typical Hungarian mentality not to capitalize the ‘H’? My Spell Czech is going nuts over that.
To settle on an answer, you could hold a Pole.
Thanks for correcting my silly errors – you help me a lot with it, ’cause my Enlish is not so good and I preparing for a high level english exam.
I have a sinking feeling that she was flooded with embarrassment after this happened.
Water we doing with all these puns?
I think they’re fun; I’m soakin ‘em up!
All that money down the drain because she had to ditch her car.
Maybe the city will cover her expenses.. then it’ll be a wash.
If not she might find it rather grating.
I saw that on worlds dumbest drivers.
I saw that on failblog.
That sounds like the kind of show Fox did back in the ’90s. “World’s blankiest blank.”
“He so forgetful that he always draws a _____.
és ez magyar (: és női sófőr
?? ?? ?????? ?? ?? ??? ????? ?
She is hungarian, and a female driver
Imádom, mikor fingjuk nincs, hogy mit írunk:D
ja,főleg ha kicsit szlengesen tolod be neki,akkor gugli transzlétet is baszhatják:D
Azzal kitörölhetik….:D Tanuljanak meg magyarul. Csak pár percXD
I going to wtach Avatar today soon.
This comment is revelent to this video how?
Water you talking about?
They’re blue and they are deep in space *chuckles*
Sure, there are ships too..
That pun was so obscure, it was unbelievable. Did anyone get that on the first try without reading stsz’s second comment?
Maybe he set the trap with the first post, then sprung it with the second…
I don’t know..
My “Its a trap!” Sense didn’t tingle, so I don’t think so.
Water in the hole!!
“Water go down the hole…water come back!!!”
“I PUSH THE BUTTON!!”
I’ll love them, and hug them and hold them forever!
*squeeziesDW*
One of my favorite episodes EVAR!
Tiny Toons Adventure.
*sighs*
I miss those cartoons.
That’s what DVDs are for!
And video sites like YouTube.
Yeah, but WB is pretty zealous about getting their videos removed from YouTube. Big stinkers.
I really need to invest in some Tiny Toons DVDs. And Animaniacs. Gobs of them.
Are any by chance on Hulu?
Thanks very much Gracie. I will now have the Animaniacs theme tune stuck in my head the entire time I’m doing this BLOOODY maths homework. AARGH!!!!
No Ms B, not on Hulu either. WB doesn’t let any of their content online anywhere for fear of not selling DVDs. >:P
I just discovered the joys of Hulu yesterday. I had to catch up on shows I had missed during the Olympics.
Hulu is quite nifty.
I can completely envelop a doorknob with my foreskin.
Here, Judy…watch this.
oOoO.
*makes popcorn*
They must live very close by to stay at the elelator paradise for merely two and a half minutes.
Elelator go DOWN!
Who’s going down?
Oh, it’s *you*, Mr. Tyler. Going…*down*….
Looks like you do want to miss a thing, LGB.
Clickie…
nebaa ez mekkora:D éljenek a magyarok:P
Kurva jó….:D Persze, mindenhol ott vagyunk, because we are so awsome XD
HUNGARY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeaaaaaaa
Magyarok Ó Jeeee
I’m tired of today. Can we just move on to tomorrow now?
+
I’m tired of this week. Can we just move on to next week now?
I vote “yes.”
Yay! Paradise, here I come!
You’re going to Mobile, Alabama!?
I hear it’s nice there this time of year.
It’s a little slice of heaven.
Is your judgement on that perhaps a bit clouded?
Trust me, it’s simply divine.
It can be hell to get there, though…
I think you can fly in from St. Petersburg.
It can be quite a crap shoot — roll a paradise and see where you end up!
If I were a betting man, I’d say some people are born to be angels.
Say “halo” to one when you look in the mirror.
Aww, you’re a saint!
*MegaSqueeeeze*
Well, since the earthquake, they say the days will be shorter, so you and Gracie should both get your wishe.
*grumbles*
Anybody have any White-out?
I do. All over my screen.
Why were you drinking it?
It seemed like a good idea at the time…
Sweetie, that’s NOT how you get your teeth whiter.
And, you should see a dentist for abridgework.
OMG people!!! Quit it!!!!! You just made me spit peach all over my monitor. PEACH!!!!!!
Aw, that’s the pits.
You guys make me giggle. I needed that on this very blah day. Thank you.
*squeezes peeps*
*poke*
*tickle*
*skaweeeeeeze*
Hee…Butt Buddy strikes again!
Apparently he didn’t need the extra ‘e’ after all… 
*Smurfysqueezies*
(Hee!)
Im getting sick of seeing the same fail posted twice. I want some new fail!
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/03/02/flood-driving-fail/#comment-808031
Go go Gadget Boat!
It sometimes makes me cry to see a fellow country mate suffer… but in a good way xD
Hahaha… the kitten is playing piano. How cute.
OK Mushie, that’s enough psilocybin for this person.
No way! I’d never turn my back on my best customer.
by the way she’s Hungarian
Lady Macbeth should lay off the Ambien.
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Pffft. Would totally ruin Macbeth if she did.
Well, he hath murdered sleep, after all…she had to take SOMEthing.
At first she was afraid of duncan, now all she wants to do is bathe in the stuff.
Ok…who left the faucet running?
That car is up for a rendition of taps.
A Jetta’d tub – sweet!
There’s no way I can afford one of those.
hehe tv2-s video
what an idiot
Look mommie, it’s a FAILBOAT!
Come fail away, come fail away, come fail away with meeeee
# I’m failing away
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea #
♬ Failing
Takes me away
To where I’ve always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free ♬
It’s only the Virgin Sea until granny finds it.
Duplicate FAIL
yes, this has been on failblog before.
*gasp*
The horror! Say it isn’t so!
*puts back of hand to forehead*
*faints*
*fans sis*
*comes-to*
*blink.blinks*
I’m better, now. Thanks, sis.
Just caught me by surprise, is all…
Call the FIREMEN!!!!!
LIES!!!
Do you have evidence? Witnesses? The common sense not to ruin our fun?
Is this the brown sea they’ve been talking about?
Gasp!
*looks around corner*
*looks under table*
*checks behind curtains*
Who’s been talking about it? Tell me, tell me now!
*bites nails*
*doesn’t know whose*
I know nothing!!!!!!!
*shines lamp into Leila’s eyes*
TELL US!!! YOU WILL TALK!!!! TALK!!!
*bangs desk*
[Armstrong and Miller RAF Chav] You likle, well can’t do that. It’s against, like, the Geneva convention, or some sh!t like that. [/Armstrong and Miller RAF Chav]
Well, like, that’s only in, like, war-time, and some crazy sh!t like that, blud.
*makes jerky hand movement*
Don’t worry, Liela. We’ll believe you.
*Places comforting hand on Liela’s shoulder*
Yeah, we believe in you TELLING US WHAT WE WANT BEFORE WE HAVE TO TAKE DRASTIC ACTION!!!!
*bangs fist on desk*
*bangs fist on chair*
*bangs fist on wall*
Well, While you guys get this sorted out, I’m gonna get some coffee.
*Eyes Bad Cop Bondfan*
You’ve had enough for today.
*Ahem*
*Replaces “Good Cop” in name*
*Sigh*
*squeeze*
I feel your pain, lil’ Qwazzy.
Right… There?
*Pokes*
*Pays with a squeeze*
*giggles*
*tickles*
*pokes*
:[
*nurses sore fist*
I guess I have. You take over, nervous cop on his first day.
*points to random person*
I’m going home.
*walks out, slamming fist on door on way out*
Ummmmm … BFF? I think you’re math is making you a bit -erm violent? What say you take a juice break and ponder nuclear fission, instead?
YOUR! YOUR! YOUR!
Its fixed! That grammatical error just met it’s match!
*squeeze*
*climbs into the mushroom’s post*
*removes the extraneous apostrophe*
*climbs back out of the mushroom’s post*
I’m amassing quite the collection of apostrophes.
BTW, Mushy — I have two of those little candy dispensers on my computer stand right in front of me. I have a green one and a red one. The blue one is at home somewhere.
I’m running low on “have”s. Can I exchange some for these “of”s?
*rummages through pockets*
Um … I seem to have 3 haves. Will that do for now?
LOL, Sorry NS. I guess I forgot my “~~’s”
And about those candy dispensers, if you unite the three of them on the second full moon of the Year of the Tiger in the sacred temple located high atop the magic mountain you become Queen of the Mushies for the next 500 years!
So what youre saying is someone needs to stop using apostrophes altogether so you can work through your back stock? Im sure its getting pretty crowded back there by now.
Yes, I think I’ll go do that.
*sips juice and moves to other room to think of nuclear fission*
*head explodes*
Tsk. Clones, eh?
How is this the woman’s fault. Do you stop your car at every puddle in the road?
She was driving along in a puddle that actually turned out to be a random pit of doom.
“How is this the woman’s fault.”
I don’t see it matter much in term of failability whether it was her fault or not, but someone further down translated that everybody was yelling at her to stop and that the man shouts “Didn’t they tell you to stop!”. That makes it sorta lol.
“Do you stop your car at every puddle in the road?”
Where I live, there are no puddles in the road, let alone puddles the size of oceans. If I saw what that woman saw, you bet I’d stop my car. (And let some lady go first.)
a woman, plausible.
*dusts off personalized pink sparkly bat*
*takes stance*
*THWACK!!*
*troll’s head @ssplodes*
*mops up remains of troll cranium*
*saves bits of flesh for ZA*
I don’t think there are any brains in there, but he may like them anyway.
mmmmmmm
*quietly noms fleshy bits in corner*
I take it you thought The Hard Truth was a funny movie then?
Has anyone mentioned this has been in existence before yet?
*runsawaywithaterrifiedofglowersquickness*
I drive by this puddle every day. It’s in my neighborhood. The lady does that every day.
*follows BFF*
They ‘shopped in that woman wading through the puddle.
*Stays*
*’shops Qwaz out*
Is that legal?!
It’s actually the puddle that’s ‘shopped. You can totally see the pixels.
No! I don’t look good in pixels!
*Shops self back in running after BondFan and Liela
*swaps the ‘i’ and ‘e’ in Leila’s name for Qwaz*
Much better.
*Thanksqueeze*
Just one of those *Bukkit* Filled days…
*Continues running*
That’s not your torso! That’s Ahnold’s!
*looks down at body*
Oop!
*’shops head out*
Ah’ll be back…
*’Shops head back in on actual body*
What a moron
My favorite part is when she tries to walk across afterward, like she doesn’t realize how deep the hole has to be to swallow the front of her car. LOL
lo2l
Holy crap!
Perhaps that’s what jeeps are for.
(A lot of flash floods occur in most urban and suburban districts.)
OMG, she’s so stupid. hahaha
The full video:
Not funny,
You wouldn’t like it either if heavy rain fell on you
The old guy yells at her: “Haven’t they told you NOT to come in here, don’t you see that the pipes are broken???”
And in the full video they say that everyone was yelling “Don’t go!!! Stop!!!”, but she was ignorant. Well… she got what she deserved, lol
Did he dried?
The car might have been OK – until she tried to start it while it was still under water. Bye-bye, engine.
Hi!
Very, very nice site thank you
It happened in Hungary after a water pipe under the road surface has broken.
Comerades! Engage the silent drive!
HAHA love it how the windshield wipers are still going.
good now everybody will know that hungary exists. hail failblog
idioták
Look at that a woman driver, no surprise there…
oops forgot to add something. Woman always whine & complain about wanting to be treated as equals, well they can be treated as equals when they learn to drive properly
Epic puddle WIN!!
Stop. Telling. Me. To. Go. To. Failbooking. After. Every. Damn. Video.
If i want to go, I’ll go. I don’t have ADD so badly that I need to be reminded every 10 seconds.
and then she jumps back in like wtf was the reason…
Haha, it was in my country, Hungary.
A pipe broked and stupid chick tought she can ride on water… It’s a 4-5 year old video, but totally deserves to be here. 
Yes, it was in Budapest, the car was a Suzuki Swift Sedan. =)
Yeah… The Wiper’s is going to save your car….
This is in Hungary , and the fun part is that older fellow yells to the lady :
and she still goes in….. poor idiot 
)
” Why did you enter…….?! Theres a pipe broken , didn’t you see the sing ”
So the LOL is there was a WARNING SIGN
You right.I just want to say it to “It is in hungary” XD.LoL
Why do people drive in bad weather? Why risk ruining your car. Keep it at home, and travel other means.
This is not a totally raining recently, it’s a pipe break under the street. The accident been in our fav city Budapest, capital of Hungary XD Have a nice day
HUNGARY…nice roads they have there…she mixed up Balathon lake with the road
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LOL
Yes, this happened in Hungary. I am proud of my country because it can raise top level and geniuses and idiots too. In our language we call this woman “hülye picsa”
you can go fihing there
“Daddy, mommys taking a nap in the water”
“Just keep ur head outta the window Jenny!”
some women just dont get that cars aint submarines