Dongs Retard comment was about as flattering and scroll finger bruising as one of those god awful pun runs. the ones that effectively render the comment box unusable to casual failbloggers. What we REALLY need is a cleanup on every comment aisle.
in our country kids should not be borned any more . peer pressure is to big. the one on the right says *sai bă!”, meaning ”jump!”. i wish they would all jump, and crack open their skulls so their brains could fly to people who can put them to better use… like chefs. brain! so tasty!
Is this meant to be ironic? I’m fairly sure those stupid douche bags in the videos above could put together a more coherent paragraph than this one.
The only other option is that you cannot correctly speak English. If this is the case, simply don’t speak it. I’d rather see a line of your foreign gibberish than suffer through your bastardized, unintelligible version of my language.
well, well! aren`t you a little know-it-all, Frappo! gotta love people like you man… half the time they`re not even as intelligent as they think they are, by the way; so cut the God act.
you must admit, if you don’t try to speak in a language, you have 0 chances of learning it right. I understand what alexandru was saying, and thus, the communication was effective.And if he tries enough, he’ll get it right in the end. but only if he tries.
i’m just curious how many foreign languages does the smart-ass speak.enlighten us with an answer.
Dude, chill. Do not insult an entire country. Just because someone fails to speak your language perfectly, you do not qualify him/her as an idiot or retard. How many foreign languages do you know? Sincerely, from Romania, where we (try to) learn 2 or more foreign languages out of boredom.
“borned”?
You should donate your own brain to science so we could study how come incoherent pricks are led to believe they’re actually better than other morons
Become “an hero”!
De ce trebuie sa le facem reclama negativa? De acord, cei din film sunt niste cretini! Dar… lasa-i sa fie asa in continuare! Vezi tu, (mai jos putin), cei de pe site nu au nici o intentie in a-si promova tara, cultura, sau mancare de pisici. Nu intra pe site decat sa se simta bine ca nu sunt EI cei de aici! Asa ca daca nu te simti vizat de film, uita-te in continuare si stai chill;) Si lasa publicitatea negativa, ca aia oricum se face de la sine!
As for the rest of you… He missed a little, but hey! There’s always time for improvement! He should try again!
Here’s what I don’t get: If schools are now having students who deface desks with markers taken away in handcuffs by the police, why are they also not having floors who mark students in de faces arrested? Hmmm?
*leads parade in jeep*
*huge floats of paintings of beautiful girl in blue dress rumble behind*
*jets fly by*
*thousand cannon salute*
*everyone within a 100 mile radius goes deaf*
*attaches stainless confetti cannon to the parade*
*rigs auto-loader and auto-igniter to fire cannon every block*
*safety*
*keeps parade perpetually covered in confetti*
I bet I can find a gunny sack, but the whiskey is so not gonna happen!
I was thinking that a tin plate might work for the presentation. Properly “distressed” of course.
“This is gonna be so frickin’ awesome!” *Starts to jump*
“I’m SO COOL!” *feet leave table – no going back*
“What have I done?! Abort! Abort!” *faceplant*
*climbs slowly into shelter*
Ooh, it’s dark in here. I wonder what’s down here.
*shines torch into dark shelter*
*reveals Jon and Cloral being accosted by more than 500 BFF clones*
Well, yes. 7:34pm was only 3 hours ago for those on GMT. 7:34 is still 5 hours ahead of FB time.
Time zones are far too confusing, but the fact of the matter is that the PTB have been aware of this for at least 3 hours now, and nothing has been done.
I think if you see the words “desk” and “backflip” together, you don’t need to add the word “fail” afterward. We can all just presume that a head-bashing fail is a certainty when some douche tries to flip off of a desk.
Right. Since this is all on computer you should be able to push one or two buttons and get a spread sheet and graphs. That’s how the do it on NCIS, so it must be true.
What happened here is he panicked midway through the jump, probably due to sudden consideration of the previously ignored ceiling. This resulted in an underdeveloped rotation. Then he fell on his face.
Stop asking me to join failbooking. It’s an unoriginal idea and it’s getting annoying now. I’ll stick with lamebook thank you. I barely like this site anymore.
Hahaha!!!
yo peeps
Admin or Mod, cleanup on aisle 2 please.
cleanup on aisle 2..
He didn’t even do it right. He forgot to say, “SOI SOI SOI.”
More like Table Win
More like Gravity win
Shut up. with this comment your making yourself look like a “RRREEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD”.
This isn’t what I meant by “two messages”.
Usually the PTB are much sharper on trolls.
I see the blog has decided to model itself after my work environment.
After a closer analysis, one of DONG’s two posts is gone. One remains, +1 new post from just 50 mins ago.
Didn’t I tell you to stop yelling at the mirror?
Dongs Retard comment was about as flattering and scroll finger bruising as one of those god awful pun runs. the ones that effectively render the comment box unusable to casual failbloggers. What we REALLY need is a cleanup on every comment aisle.
If someone took a picture of this and submitted it, I think it would be a front-pager. Anyone else agree?
Heeee! Dong-gone!!!!
natural selection malfunction
be gentle, its douchebag awareness day..
Oh god, wheres the permaban spray when you need it.
in our country kids should not be borned any more . peer pressure is to big. the one on the right says *sai bă!”, meaning ”jump!”. i wish they would all jump, and crack open their skulls so their brains could fly to people who can put them to better use… like chefs. brain! so tasty!
Is this meant to be ironic? I’m fairly sure those stupid douche bags in the videos above could put together a more coherent paragraph than this one.
The only other option is that you cannot correctly speak English. If this is the case, simply don’t speak it. I’d rather see a line of your foreign gibberish than suffer through your bastardized, unintelligible version of my language.
well, well! aren`t you a little know-it-all, Frappo! gotta love people like you man… half the time they`re not even as intelligent as they think they are, by the way; so cut the God act.
anyway. video`s awesome, kudos
It doesn’t take intelligence to speak a language correctly. I never claimed I was any more intelligent than Alexandru up there.
Next time, skim through my post quicker, so you know even less about what I said. It only makes this more fun.
you must admit, if you don’t try to speak in a language, you have 0 chances of learning it right. I understand what alexandru was saying, and thus, the communication was effective.And if he tries enough, he’ll get it right in the end. but only if he tries.
i’m just curious how many foreign languages does the smart-ass speak.enlighten us with an answer.
And the Hitler award goes to…
Hitler? C’mon. That’s just dumb. Explain to me why that post makes me deserve this “Hitler award” of yours.
The guy who’s filming actually says “Stai, ba!”. It means “Wait, dude!”.
Si uite asa iar au ajuns romani pe failblog.
la greu. sunt multe filmulete de ale noastre
)
Dude, chill. Do not insult an entire country. Just because someone fails to speak your language perfectly, you do not qualify him/her as an idiot or retard. How many foreign languages do you know? Sincerely, from Romania, where we (try to) learn 2 or more foreign languages out of boredom.
“borned”?
You should donate your own brain to science so we could study how come incoherent pricks are led to believe they’re actually better than other morons
Become “an hero”!
De ce trebuie sa le facem reclama negativa? De acord, cei din film sunt niste cretini! Dar… lasa-i sa fie asa in continuare! Vezi tu, (mai jos putin), cei de pe site nu au nici o intentie in a-si promova tara, cultura, sau mancare de pisici. Nu intra pe site decat sa se simta bine ca nu sunt EI cei de aici! Asa ca daca nu te simti vizat de film, uita-te in continuare si stai chill;) Si lasa publicitatea negativa, ca aia oricum se face de la sine!
As for the rest of you… He missed a little, but hey! There’s always time for improvement! He should try again!
Iti dau dreptate.O sa ne injure astia pe aici ca nu vorbim in engleza:))
Brains really need to be fresh and well nourished to be tasty, I don’t think these brains have been used in a while, they’re probably stale.
an hero you must become, comrade!
)
chill dude. oricum n-ai sa rezolvi nimic cu astia niciodata
And the Darwin Award goes to…..
Nightshayde, a high school student is hit by a hall (over)pass. :p
…which flipped him into a truck!
…which hit a speed bump…
…and rolled down a side road…
… and into a back alley…
..into a manhole…
…and past some mutated martial-arts turtles…
…that were breakdancing…
…calling out cliche catch phrases…
…when all of a sudden they need to catch a…
…taxi to go to the…
…the next city over to buy some…
..food for their…
… right up to the feet of the dreaded El Chupanibre.
who was dissuaded from eating them by the space pope
…causing him to spill his hot coffee in his lap….
and he cried for help from….
and the big bad wolf came..
No learning in this classroom!
*dances instead*
And you’re smokin’!
*videotapes*
Eeeep!
*extinguishes wee *Foom*
Oo, that was a close one.
Here’s what I don’t get: If schools are now having students who deface desks with markers taken away in handcuffs by the police, why are they also not having floors who mark students in de faces arrested? Hmmm?
Where’s the headmaster?
In the Back Office.
Dealing with numb skulls, no doubt.
Watering his face plants, I think.
Engaging in more skullduggery, no doubt.
He’s eating noodles and pate.
With bits of coconut on top?
Washed down with some egg noggin.
Still, it’s no substitute for a good crown roast of beef.
Followed by a luscious dome of baked Alaska!
ZA would rather have eggs benedict, but I don’t want to cause much ado about nothing.
I think we’ll get some nice noodle soup.
With head cheese?
This thread is turning me into a head case.
…she says in a husky voice.
…Woof?
Unreplyable
Wait… you just replyed…
Sometimes, it’s tough to keep a pun run going.
I think everyone learned not to that.
You’ve definitely accidenty-d something, Motts.
Just not sure what…
Learned not to touch that?
bleh…not to do that
… now.
But I want to get smatter. How can I get smatter if no one will learn me anything?
‘Smatter, Ms B? Feeling like you smashed your face into the floor?
Check my Little Girl in Blue with the power!
Whoohoo LGB!!
WooHoo, LGB!!!!
*makes with the confetti*
*gets covered in said confetti*
Oooh…doesn’t my butter look pretty?? All for you, LGB!!
Whoop whoop!
*throws more confetti*
*starts bubble machine*
Woohoo LGB!
*Throws hat into the air*
Damn LGB, way to go!
For a moment, I thought there was a troll she zapped out of the comments.
*admires Suzie’s butter*
*covers tiny confettiless spot with more confetti*
Thanks, buttacow!
WTG, LGB!
*goes online*
*makes a purchase*
*waits for package to arrive*
*wraps present in pretty ribbon*
*presents LCB with a shiny new shiny*
Will this make you feel any better, burgle kitteh?
YAYYY!!! LGB!!!
Woot woot!!! LGB!!!
*leads parade in jeep*
*huge floats of paintings of beautiful girl in blue dress rumble behind*
*jets fly by*
*thousand cannon salute*
*everyone within a 100 mile radius goes deaf*
*Gets out map and ruler*
You’re still in Tokyo , yes?
Unfortunately, no. Which means the government of the UK, and every citizen of London has gone deaf.
*pauses to i magine the devastation caused*
sowwy.
Damn, I’m only 34 (ish) miles from Central London.
I’ve been wondering why it’s so quiet.
*attaches stainless confetti cannon to the parade*
*rigs auto-loader and auto-igniter to fire cannon every block*
*
safety**keeps parade perpetually covered in confetti*
*ǝuƃɐdɯɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ sdod*
*puɐʇspɐǝɥ oʇuı sdıןɟ*
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
*squeezes all Fail Peeps*
*blows ceremonious kisses*
*waves a stately wave*
My first power! Thank you so much, everyone!
Way to go LGB!
*squeeze!*
*passes out sparklers*
Did the sparklers drink too much?
And why didn’t they share?
They wanted to get lit.
Coyote, I told Rooster about the recipe you sent. He wants to try to make them this weekend.
Will you have corn whiskey for them to dodge? And did you find a gunny sack for the proper plating?
I bet I can find a gunny sack, but the whiskey is so not gonna happen!
I was thinking that a tin plate might work for the presentation. Properly “distressed” of course.
Now why would you want to distress a tin plate? What has it ever done to you?
*snerk*
♪ Beat it, just beat it ♪
Let’s not get too kinky there Judy.
Haha that’s going to feel nice tomorrow
It probably doesn’t feel too good now!
lucky one
Floor it!
I vote we table it until the next meeting (of floor and face.)
This motion is carried out! (On a stretcher.)
That’s all the noobusiness we have for today.
Oh, the Humanities!
Oh, the Histories!
Oh, the Histrionics!
Oh, the Headache!
(Take over for me, Dragon, I’ve got to work for an hour or so.)
Oh, the Hysterias!!
(Gotcher back, babe!)
Oh, the Hyacinths!
Oh, the Hypertension!
Oh, the Hyperbole!!
Oh, the hormones!
Oh, the hypothermia!
Oh, the hysterectomy!
(With apologies to TheMotts)
Oh, the hilarity!
Oh, the hypotenuse!
Oh the Hawaii trip!
Oh, the Health Spa!
Oh, the hyperactivity!
Oh, the hip hip dammit!
*stubs toe*
Hooray!!!
Oh, the Happenstance!!
Oh, the Happiness
(or is it Happyness?)
Oh, the Harmonies!!
(i is correct in your happiness)
Oh, the hysterectomy!!
Oh, the Hydroponics!
Oh, the hemoraging!!
O du schöne schnitzel *BONK*
Oh, the very much(?) schnitzel?
*passes out beer steins*
*drinks*
*passes out*
*dreams this:*
*Polkas*
*Pays*
:[
Oh, the Owgebra!
Oh, the missed calculus!
Oh, the Manatees!
He’s taking ‘taking a nap’ to a whole new level
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ow, srry for the combobreaker..
let me try:
Oh, the Headache!
Floor WIN : floor 1 romanian guy 0
omg, its like he fainted half way through. I don’t normally laugh at other people’s pain, but I laughed so hard before he hit, so i think I am safe.
The best thing about these vids is that they’re never remotely close to pulling it off. Hilarious.
wow, deserved
What are we going to do tonight Brain? Brain? Where’s the Brain?!!
Brain went on vacation, please leave a message and try not to do anything stupid till it returns.
I like you with pork chops.
*sits up with little whirling windmills circling around head*
“…All my thoughts are in Dutch.*
He gave a whole new meaning to the phrase, “counter-intelligence.”
And now he’s benched from the game.
And given the once over by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Klap van de molen gehad?
Heehee…I was wondering if you’d see that!
Like the circles that you find in the windmills of your mind?
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
*looks for Fluffy*
I think so, Brain. But this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.
*SOL*
I think so, but this time I’ll hold the table while you flip.
Hey! I wanna hold the table!
Tell you what. I’ll flip you for it.
I think so, but I thought “ass over teakettle” was just an expression!
Aifinkso, but where will you find a fireman and a tub full of jello at this hour?
Aifinkso, but if the hokey-pokey is really what it’s all about, then why do we have so many philosophers?
Aifinkso, but.. William Shatner??? Really???
Aifinkso, but is there a grocery store that carries that many bananas?
Aifinkso, but how are we going to find all those self attaching cable ties?
Aifinkso, but we’ll need a pair of tube socks and an ironing board to make it work.
Aifinkso, but who would want to watch a musical starring a mime?
Aifinkso, but this time, I get to be the monkey and you get to be the duck!
Aifinkso, but don’t you want to wait until smell-a-vision is actually invented?
Aifinkso, but how are we going to get Marius to give up his credit card this time?
(That’s why I was asking about the fireman and the jello tub… )
1442 87th Ave. W Sequim WA
*squishes the coyote*
*goes to book flight*
*squeezes Coyote*
*packs self in Fluffy’s suitcase*
*hopes the flight hasn’t left yet*
I don’t know. Ask ZA. It just happens to be his forte.
*puts little ` thingy above the “e”*
FFS, don’t post painful fails. Post funny ones!
Painful = funny, gosh!
*posts punny fail*
♪Baby you just back-flipped into my heart♪
You can see him fail before he actually flips.
His heart really wasn’t in it.
Thought process:
“This is gonna be so frickin’ awesome!”
*Starts to jump*
“I’m SO COOL!”
*feet leave table – no going back*
“What have I done?! Abort! Abort!”
*faceplant*
He was probably in the worst situation ever to misjudge the height of himself to the ground.
Nah, I’m pretty sure he was sober
He needs to put a better spin on this before it’s released.
Yeah, his turnaround time is terrible!
The problem is, he thinks the world revolves around him.
That’s a problem roundabout here.
He missed his moment of glory.
Torque to the hand.
He does get two friends to stabilize the table for him. So some thought went into this. Just not enough thought.
Maybe the table stabilizers are indications that he’s failed this before?
Thought by itself wasn’t going to make this work, it was really his legs that failed him.
“Roflcopter, what a retard!” xelebentymillion.
To the ban-mobile!
Call in the lmaoplane?
I think you’re better off preparing for a borked blog.
*gets into Bork Shelter*
*Hops into shelter*
I brought roflwaffles!
*climbs slowly into shelter*
Ooh, it’s dark in here. I wonder what’s down here.
*shines torch into dark shelter*
*reveals Jon and Cloral being accosted by more than 500 BFF clones*
Oh my lord!
*fires warning shot, and clones scarper*
Are you two alright?
clones… stole… roflwaffles…
The blog STILL hasn’t been de-trolled?
Yeah, and I got an e-mail from one of the PTB and she said it had already been deleted!
Me too.
“Taken care of! Thanks!
Emily”
That’s at 19:34 UK time. (almost 3 hours ago GMT)
Well SOMETHING’S wrong here!
¿uɐǝɯ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ
Maybe “Taken care of!” means “Consider it Done!… in a sec.” in this case?
Or perhaps they banned the email address, but haven’t removed the post? The second one does have a new avatar. *shrug*
3 hours ago GMT? But not anywhere else? Was the space-time continuum torn again?!?!
Well, yes. 7:34pm was only 3 hours ago for those on GMT. 7:34 is still 5 hours ahead of FB time.
Time zones are far too confusing, but the fact of the matter is that the PTB have been aware of this for at least 3 hours now, and nothing has been done.
A message has been sent.
Make that two messages, then.
I’m pretty sure we aren’t the only ones who sent messages!
No doubt.
I really don’t understand the mindset of anyone who finds that ^ sort of thing amusing or funny.
Same sort of person who finds pictures of lighting a cat on fire funny.
*SKA-WEEZE!*
I knew someone would come to our rescue!
You can count on me!
I asked them to put the troll out of our misery.
*squeeze*
*squeezes the knights in shining armor (and feathers)*
*sigh*
Still here…
I know…. I think it might take more than two messages!
It’s a long post. It’ll take a huge amount of whiteout.
coyote, You’ve just reminded me of this clicky (SFW, if it’s not blocked). Mainly of the very end though.
I just sent one about the new c/p twit.
I did too.
Does it seem to you that we are shoveling it against the tide?
More like faceplant win!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
No, come back! I have a nice bouquet of faceplants!
OoooOOOOoooh! Let’s put them in this vase so they’ll stay fresh.
Intertubes would be more appropriate.
*waters them with Dragon-grog*
That will force the dim bulbs into an early spring.
Whats the name of the song in the back?! :O Its freaking awesome!
Phil & The McFailers: Flip It Good!
# There’s a song
There’s a song
A little country song
It’s in my head #
Akcent- That’s my name
no. it’s this one:
haha..my bad
)
Or maybe it’s this one.
stero love by edward maya
lol these guys are talking romanian….they’re from my country
Hahaha…Romanski Prostki!!!
Sau ceva de genu :/
he says “sari, bã!”
OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
*BAM*
Is that it, or is that all you have time for right now?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! THIS MAN IS THE NUMBER 1!!!!!
pfff… au ajuns si romanii nostrii pe failblog… trist
)
sari ba!!
You’re having a trist with some romanian nostrils on failblog?
Mmmmmm…kay.
in sovjet romania desk backflips you
I just love that his classmates start laughing at him, but then the video cuts out
I think if you see the words “desk” and “backflip” together, you don’t need to add the word “fail” afterward. We can all just presume that a head-bashing fail is a certainty when some douche tries to flip off of a desk.
And that’s how Idiocracy was born…
Romanian failures.
While Nunchucks are still in the Fail lead, Backflips are quickly catching up.
Where are your stats? Pics and a link, or it didn’t happen.
Right. Since this is all on computer you should be able to push one or two buttons and get a spread sheet and graphs. That’s how the do it on NCIS, so it must be true.
…they do it…
They do it? How do they get that past the FCC?
♫Heaven knows♫
♫Anything goes♫
And who’s doing it? Is it Tony and Ziva finally?
Abby and McGee.
Again?
Abby, Ziva and McGee.
Abby, Ziva and Ducky?
With a melon?!
In the conservatory?!?!?
So THIS is why their ratings are so high…
google.com/trends?q=Nunchucks%2C+backflips
So, Scott had it backwards!
¡ǝ1qɐʌıǝɔuoɔuı ¿spɹɐʍʞɔɐq ʇı ʇob ı
Ooo! Backflips lead in Australia, the UK and Sweden!!
I just looked again, and it’s different than the first time I pulled it up. Nunchucks didn’t stand a chance anywhere the first time I looked!
Good God
May I have a gig on NCIS, please.
Make that CSI.
Gig. Naval. Cute.
My goodness, Nevada is loaded with backflippers.
yeah well romanians are funny
)
hahahaha, thats some backflip ROFL
That’s 2 down, 1 to go.
Come on, PTB.
This wasn’t quite the little pick-me-up he was going for, was it?
The idea of the presentation was to demonstrate how cats land, except for the addition of the head to ground contact along with all fours.
Fellow countryman
, the things we do in romanian schools these days , wish the comunists where back…:(
I didn’t see a warning label on the floor OR the desk. I would sue.
Shut up and go away. You’re 12.
He’s bleeding!
FAKE AN GAY!!
What happened here is he panicked midway through the jump, probably due to sudden consideration of the previously ignored ceiling. This resulted in an underdeveloped rotation. Then he fell on his face.
romanians again? we are a fail nation!
i think is polish
Romanians…
romanians for sure
speak for yourself
maybe you are a fail, not sure about all the romanians …..
Ahh, Romania, sweet fail coutry
Bboy fail! From Romania :p
) funny!
si chiar trebuie sa zici ce tara e? nu inteleg
I think the comments got a little off topic. I not saying tats a bad thing, that progressing story a few hundred comments back was funny =P
WELCOME TO ROMANIA!!!!
))))))
Hmmmm… someone has deleted my comment. Can’t deal with reality can we guys?
The words ‘backflip’ and ‘internet’ do not go together.
I’m waiting for backflip-fail.org
There should be enough material for a whole website.
ROMANIANS ARE SO STUPID
And u are retarded….Prost esti tu, cretin chiar….
Stop asking me to join failbooking. It’s an unoriginal idea and it’s getting annoying now. I’ll stick with lamebook thank you. I barely like this site anymore.
from the moment i saw the first frame i could have sworn it was a romanian fail. prosti sunteti ba!
si eu aveam asa o presimtire
)
haha, they are romanians boys
)) pwned
did he died?
Hahahaha, he forgot jump
CONGRATULATIONS!
You are an idiot.
Nuf said
Sorry students, no in-class back-flip act is allowed.
(They could injure themselves or damage the wall or posters.)
Ma gandeam eu…
Translation:
I thought so (that it came from our schools)
ce prost
Yeah,now this guy is famous!
Greetings from Romania!
Romania fails so badly..
I`m sure where u are from everything is perfect. and you never fail….
come on….. stf up
Act like Superman, end up like Christopher Reeve.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did he die?
it’s funny because romanians were good gymnasts. WERE.
Another Fail from Romania…
teenage mutant ninja turtles?
Yeeee, he want be teenage mutant ninja turtles
natural selection at its best….
Thats the reason that i love Romania xD
retards from romania
)
this is what your tax dollars pay for