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Dance Floor Fail
No dancing on the dance floor!!
No video shooting in the lounge.
No smoking on the dance floor.
Picture by: Sardito Submitted by: sebassardo via Fail Uploader
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FIRST
*Hits maniac with a shellacked mackeral*
you have do dance on other people *smosh*
what about shuffling, and moshing. Lets mosh everyone!!!
No firsting in the First Room.
i totally forgot reading your “r”s.
dirty!
No fails on the Fail blog
It’s a sign at a strip club. Only the employees are allowed to dance on the dance floor.
Can I boogie instead?
“wiggleboogie”? Sure!
Only if you wear bugle boys.
The ones from Company C?
(And by “C”, I meant “B”.)
At least you refresh.
*Squeeze*
*Goes to the lounge for a smoke*
*vidoes Marius’ smoke break*
This is the most boring movie I ever watched.
Then clearly you didn’t see Funny People.
Thank you for confirming my instincts on that movie. I skipped it when a friend wanted to see it.
What? The movie has ‘funny’ in the title. So it must be funny!
its not funny nor boring. some ppl just can’t tell the difference between “this movie is not a comedy” and “boring”.
What’s your favorite Adam Sandler movie?
Oh, I can tell the difference. But when a movie feels like it’s an hour too long, it’s boring.
Then let’s kick it up a notch.
*speaks into megaphone*
Cue the rabid squirrels!
ACTION!
I regret nothing!
*Collapses in a smoking ball of frothy fur*
Except watching Manos, Hands of Fate.
I HAVE TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS FAIL!!
1. Who refused to stop dancing when asked?
2. What kind of dancing prompted this notice?
3. Where would there be a retired dance floor?
…. I can’t take it?!!
1. Patrick Swaze
2. Judy’s slowsexywiggledance
3. Safety
*bumps y into Swaze*
*facepalm*
*bukkit*
Oooh! Doing the bump with Patrick Swayze!
*envies*
I think this is at Lionel Richies dance club. No dancing on the floor because, “We’re dancing on the ceiling!!”
Maybe it’s King Harvest’s club and everyone’s outside Dancing in the Moonlight
ah, that makes sense now. Maybe it was Swaze AND Chris Farley??
This happened once at the club I go to. They couldn’t have any dancing because there were no sprinklers installed, which is against the fire code.
Apparently, people danced so much they cause fires… ☺
In New York City, there is an old obscure bylaw stating a bar or restaurant could not host dancing without a special permit. This was not actually enforced until recently. It is now used as an excuse to shut down businesses the city wants to close for whatever reason. To get around this, most bars in NYC have a sign prohibiting dancing as a loophole in a legal technicality. Not 100% sure this is where this photo is from though…
Of bourse you did, Juby.
you mean B Company
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
♪ Oh, what a feeling,
dancing on the ceiling!! ♪
You been eating upside-down cake again?
And you didn’t share?!?!?!
*ears prick up*
Cake?
*opens large box*
In honor of my oldest daughter’s birthday today, I’ve brought cupcakes for all! I’m sorry, but all I have are chocolate…!
Of course, also in honor of k@’s birthday!!!
*ears prick up*
Is ur b-day k@???
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
*birthday squeeze*
*allfailpeepsqueeze*
I appear to have extendable arms……bonus
Are you…
Clickie…
Happy Birthday to my favorite fairy!
HAPPY HAPPY BURPDAY, k@!!!
*big squeeze*
*gives present*
It’s a Space-Time-Continuum folder! That way you can come and play more on the later fails with me!
maybe I have. you don’t know me.
i don’t get all these ppls cuddly relations here on failblog.
You don’t have to, honey.
*hugs*
The question I have is, do they allow blood on the dance floor?
Evacuate the dance floor!
Panic! at the Disco.
There’s a nuclear war on the dance floor!
It was a big fiasco.
A ballroom blitz?
Lol nub.
♪♫ Let’s dance!
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. ♫♪
Take a Bowie.
Not with Judy around!
Happy Birthday!
*does the birthday dance*
*runs from enforcers*
Happy birthday K@!
*Releases balloons onto dance floor*
Herzlichen Glückwunsch!
Danke freund!
Many happy returns of the day!
Happy Birthday, K@!
Thank you all, this jet lag is playing havoc….and letting loose the dogs of war in my head.
♪Happy birfday to yooooo…
Happy birfday to yooooo… ♪
*k@squeezies*
*howls happy birthday*
Happy happy Birthday, K@!
*birthday squeezes*
Well…
1) We know from Wham! that guilty feet have got no rhythm
2) You clearly let the rhythm take you over
3) Safety
4) Ergo: The enforcers can’t touch this
5) No need to post bailamos
That’s ok, the dj sucks anyway.
Hopefully not on a straw? ‘Cause that’s not allowed here.
Oh, come now, ♫ you can dance if you want to ♫
Wait a second — That’s Lionel Richie’s music!!
Don’t shoot the videos either, they never caused you any harm!
I can’t go along with that statement. There are too many baby punklets with their drawers drooping and their underoos peeking out over the top. I blame rap.
Didn’t you know? ♪Video killed the radio star… ♪
They will all fade to grey.
And leave me ♫ dancing with tears in my eyes ♫ ?
*bogies*
*shakes some stuff*
You aren’t supposed to shake tiramasu
Hey! That’s MY groove thing Motts. Shake your own!
I think I’m missing a comma. Has anyone seen my stray comma?
I can see one curled up and sleeping beneath the kitchen counter, is this yours? It has grey fur and a white point.
No, that’s not mine. Mine was grey and orange. *sigh* I’m afraid that my comma will be missing from that comment forever now.
Oh…so Motts isn’t your groove thing?
Unfortunately not. I had a comma there, but it snuck off without warning. If you see a furry grey and orange comma lying around, please huck it into it’s comment.
And Motts……stop shaking MY groove thing!
*points*
*pokes*
*pickles*
*potatoes*
*Grabs K@, Tangos, flees. Leaves a T scratched into the floor from dancing.*
I am That Man, and opressive bouncers will never stop the dance!
*shoots video from the lounge*
*lights a cigarette*
Was it good for you?
You are making one of those dirty net movies!
But ironically, parking IS allowed on this dance floor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2CB4xjDdZg
(For the young’ins.)
I am a freakazoid, come on and wind me up.
Sure sucks getting old. I’m feeling it as I slowly creap the next few years toward 40.
There’s a dance club in the town in Footloose, apparently.
Don’t make me use my bible belt on you, Tabby.
“Murder on the dancefloor” *sing*
(Nice avatar, Daisy!)
dammit, id blame it on the boogie
I’d blame it on the rain.
I blame it on Arthur.
I Blame it on the ♪ ah-ah-ahah-ah-al-co-hol ♪
It did bad things to me on sunday.
That wasn’t your fun day, then?
Don’t you wish.
Blame it on the drain?
No sitting on the chairs! No walking on the walkway! Violators will be prostituted!
No smoking in the smoking lounge or in smoking jackets!
*Walks on walkway, sits IN a chair.*
No commenting in comments!
No commenting?!?!?
You can have my keyboard when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
You can’t fight in here! This is a war room!
No dancing, but: I CAN WALK!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
eat a ruler
Really? *sigh* If I have to, I guess I’d have to choose Prince William. Nice bland English fair. I don’t know if I could stomach any of the rest of the reigning monarchy’s.
damn you for clicking the add comment button faster then me!
Plenty of practice with the double click.
For work!!
I lawl how the spammer responds to his own spam trying to sound cool. We can tell your the same people, by your icon and id.
Slow day on the blog…Normally there would be about 120 comments on a new fail by now.
doesnt hover count as dancing somehow? xDD
If you’re a Jetson.
Eep Op Ork ah-ah.
The only thing this dance floor is good for is posting signs.
What’s next, No sex in the champagne room?
Post one-one-seven, reporting for duty.
Oh my god! I had no idea!!!!
Maybe people would stop dancing on it if you stopped calling it the “Dance Floor”?????
And no sex in the champagne room.
THIS IS THE POLICE. THIS CLUB IS SHUTDOWN….
FOREVER.
No parking at the parkinglot
pogo ftw
In Germany theres a religious holiday called “day of repentance and prayer”. On the day before of this holiday itself you are not allowed to dance on the dancefloor after midnight…
Boogie-oogie-oogie-oogie-ing, however, is allowed.
They may like some of the anti-dancefloor songs:
- ‘Murder on the Dancefloor’ – Sophie Ellis Bextor
- ‘Evacuate the Dancefloor’ – Cascada
Is there anything I CAN DO!!!
Sorry NOT A FAIL (as a sign anyway)
due to licensing when taking over a California club I had to post a very similar sign for 6 months — of course it did cause business failure
I have a feeling that this would cause a fair amount of panic at the disco.
anyone can make a dumb sign and put it somewhere and take a pic of it dumbass
that’s a FAIL