oh sorry i didnt realise this was an official document, i thought it was just a comment page on some blog site. i am so so very sorry. i hope your’e not too upset
Actually it’s a the stripper on the other side of the room. Exactly why they thought a combined bachelor/birthday party was a good idea is anybody’s guess.
if there is any chicks here, you would be surprised (or not) how often it happens to us. like me for instance on a long car ride just for no reason, or when im sitting talking to someone. Its embarrassing, but inevitable. Most men are thinking about sex a lot of the time but thats our most base instinct unlike females who have ‘phases’ so to speak. It is very similar with fighting (base instinct etc…).
I’ll be needing a way for my attorneys to contact you regarding my personal injury suit against you.
Your comment about Max’s dissertation on his spontaneous erections prompted me to spew hot coffee out through my nose while laughing. As I rose from my chair to find something to put on my nose burns, the slippery-now coffee covered-tile floor proved too much for my dulled senses to navigate.
My feet slipped out from under me and I landed on my tailbone, which I am now assuming has a hairline break. Anyway, as I was attempting to lift myself from off the floor (in excruciating pain due to my broken coccyx), I failed to negotiate the desk, which was now over my head, hitting my head on the underside of the desk, causing what I can only assume is a moderate to severe concussion.
The intense pain of hitting my head on the desk caused me to fall forward, slamming my face directly onto the coffee soaked tile floor, resulting in a bloody (and probably broken) nose.
As I lay here on the floor, with my keyboard now beside me, I ask you to do the right thing and provide me with your (or your attorney’s) contact info.
Oh yeah, and my husband is all cranky now because my peals of laughter (I mean cries of agony) have woken him up.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpit hair.
My mantra for inconvenient or unwanted arousal is “dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies. . .” Either that or just start thinking of my grandma. You may use these at no cost.
You’re welcome.
Changing the subject, isn’t placing a TV above the fireplace a bad idea? And aren’t the kids supposed to be doing the same gesture? (I don’t mean the third leg gesture). And is it just me, or is their surround sound system made up of car and computer speakers? And, oh-oh I think daddy with a baby there doesn’t find Spidey a very friendly neighborhood super hero.
Appropriote title. Who do you think he’s fantasizing about in that spandex suit? I’m sure he wouldn’t mind using his webbing to swing her around the big apple a couple times.
Nah, “Mommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!” would sound like “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!”, the sound someone makes when something is yummy with just a short vowel sound near the beginning. When someone’s yelling for someone, the vowel sound is the one that’s elongated. Phonetically, it might sound more like “MaaaAAAAAAaahhm” but it would be spelled “Moooooooooooooooooooom” (but not to be confused with the “oo” sound in “moon”).
If he were at my child’s party. He would have left very quickly. Shame on you KimmerNJ for allowing your kids to be around someone like that. (PARENTING FAIL)
Relax… Yes, it was real, but it wasn’t what you think. Apparently, Spidey was having a problem with the cup he was wearing (which is why it looks so pointy), and didn’t notice it until a few minutes after all the parents burst out laughing and snapping pictures. It wasn’t a hardon. We all knew that, but it was pretty damn funny. And Spidey was pretty damn embarrassed afterward.
No, it wasn’t photoshopped. Yes, it was real, but it wasn’t what you think. Apparently, Spidey was having a problem with the cup he was wearing (which is why it looks so pointy), and didn’t notice it until a few minutes after all the parents burst out laughing and snapping pictures. It wasn’t a hardon. We all knew that, but it was pretty damn funny.
why is it called moooooooooooom!…oh i get it this web-site is in America so to me it would be muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum! (because i live in Australia go the Aussies oi oi oi )
RELAX… read the posts. It’s not what you think. The cup he was wearing underneath wasn’t positioned right, and it was sticking out. It was completely innocent, and was fixed as soon as he saw the parents’ laughing about it. It was NOT an erection. It WAS, however, funny.
Psychology proves the more you ‘shelter’ your children from things, the more they will be traumatized by things in life. Name me a single crazy guy with a gun in a tower that did not have over protective parents! Calm down, the world is a bulging thing, kids will see it eventually.
Haha, this reminds me of that episode from Family Guy when Peter’s trying to look for entertainment for Stewie’s birthday party, and he ends up going into an adult shop.
“I’m looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son’s birthday.”
“Sure. I can do that.”
“Y-you do children’s parties?”
“Yeah. I can do, like, a handstand, and some somersaults maybe. I can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.”
*backs away slowly before running out of the store*
Lol!
I dun geddit :I
spider man has a boner, can’t you see look right from the boy who has covered his mouth
i don’t think you need to give directions to spiderman’s boner.
It’s hard to be a spider.
that’s uncle paul aheh aheh aheh aheh
linger longer
Frrrrrunkis!!!
GOOGLE: load/epic_fail/fail_pictures/8-1-0-360
-squints- I can kind of make it out… a bit smallish for my eyes…
spiderman
spiderman
touches kids where ever he can
he was really excited to be at the party!
mary jane was sexting him a few seconds ago
i chuckled
OMG PEDOSPI.
R.I.P Boner.
looks like he’s about to shoot some web fluid, ah with great power comes great responsability
… but poor spelling on the part of Jim.
Internet – a place where people are mocked even by the smallest of spelling errors.
*for* the smallest of spelling errors
I MOCK YOU
haha. you sir are very clever
little kid: why is a mountain by your hip mr.spiderman?!
In Soviet Russia, smallest of spelling errors mocks YOU.
with all the regular Yakov quotes I wish The Critic would regain popularity. They did that shtick all the time throughout the series.
It’s truly a duketastrify!
you mean, THE smallest of spelling errors MOCK you…no “s” needed
Nope- the subject, smallest, is singular. Hence, mockS
In Soviet Russia, the Internet trolls YOU.
oh sorry i didnt realise this was an official document, i thought it was just a comment page on some blog site. i am so so very sorry. i hope your’e not too upset
Shut the hell up.
LMAO. Joe wins.
Touche
It’s spelled “douche”.
….It was a joke.
Looks like Frankie had a cleverness Fail. Lolly knew the correct spelling but was implying that Jim is a douche. It’s called humor, by the way.
It must be hard being here. What with the inability to recognize humour, and all.
it’s YOU”RE not “your’e”
Or you’re, even…
Good burn
Do you think that the reason he’s telling the kids to close their eyes is because of his you-know-what? LMAO!!!
Gonorrhea… I’m pretty sure you’re never a GOOD burn.
“realize”
“didn’t”
“you’re”
“Oh”
“I”
“I”
“I”
“I”
‘realise’ is actually correct in the UK, huge fail on your part, hahaha!!
British English sucks.
Yes, because England totally isn’t where the English language was invented.
“Oh,”
“sorry,”
“I”
“didn’t”
“realize”
“I”
“I”
“so,”
“I”
“you’re”
“upset.”
oh good, i thought i was the only one who knew that
**you’re
That was possibly the greatest metaphor(? Feel free to correct) ever. Srslyman.
You put a smile on my face.
Props. (:
“I” should capitalized. Double fail?
XD. the boner is just stickin out. that stuff may just scare the kids.
lol
Quick kids cover your eyes!
pedo-spider w/ a boner
Did anyone notice the other semifail? Look at the kid in the striped shirt…His blue balloon sword is hilarious. It matches spidey!
and a kid’s dad is sitting on the couch too….O_O
Well yeah. You don’t expect him to leave his kids with pedospider unsupervised, do you?
“remember kids if you are to hang out with a pedospider you have to be around an adult.”
lol.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lol. His web ain’t sticky enough.
OMFG IS SPIDEY OKAY!!!!
lol hes bein’ all cool about it
It’s pedospider-man!
If it was a pedo, I wouldn’t say the picture is funny…
hummm… a guy on a spiderman suit, got a bonner in front of a bunch of kids…
hows that not pedo?
Spiderman fetish?
maybe there’s a milf in the back corner, enjoying a nice refreshing vanilla ice cream cone?
Actually it’s a the stripper on the other side of the room. Exactly why they thought a combined bachelor/birthday party was a good idea is anybody’s guess.
Could just be a boredom boner.
LMAO yea those things happen…
if there is any chicks here, you would be surprised (or not) how often it happens to us. like me for instance on a long car ride just for no reason, or when im sitting talking to someone. Its embarrassing, but inevitable. Most men are thinking about sex a lot of the time but thats our most base instinct unlike females who have ‘phases’ so to speak. It is very similar with fighting (base instinct etc…).
No one really gives a crap, especially not the “chicks.”
What do you mean? I care. i love to hear all about Max’s spontaneous erections. Go on Max… Tell me more…
Sara,
I’ll be needing a way for my attorneys to contact you regarding my personal injury suit against you.
Your comment about Max’s dissertation on his spontaneous erections prompted me to spew hot coffee out through my nose while laughing. As I rose from my chair to find something to put on my nose burns, the slippery-now coffee covered-tile floor proved too much for my dulled senses to navigate.
My feet slipped out from under me and I landed on my tailbone, which I am now assuming has a hairline break. Anyway, as I was attempting to lift myself from off the floor (in excruciating pain due to my broken coccyx), I failed to negotiate the desk, which was now over my head, hitting my head on the underside of the desk, causing what I can only assume is a moderate to severe concussion.
The intense pain of hitting my head on the desk caused me to fall forward, slamming my face directly onto the coffee soaked tile floor, resulting in a bloody (and probably broken) nose.
As I lay here on the floor, with my keyboard now beside me, I ask you to do the right thing and provide me with your (or your attorney’s) contact info.
Oh yeah, and my husband is all cranky now because my peals of laughter (I mean cries of agony) have woken him up.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpit hair.
“No one really gives a crap, especially not the “chicks.””
Speak for yourself. I find the topic interesting.
by ‘no one” you mean you
“Most men are thinking about sex a lot of the time”
psh, tell that to my husband! ^.~
I would get a hard on too in a skin tight suit like that.
Could be ph’shopped.
And yet… notice one of the father’s just chilling in the background doing nothing about it…
drunk, if ya ask me.
most WOMEN are thinking about sex a lot of the time!!
tell that to my wife…
The kid with the orange sleeves is doing it wrong
At least he is packing!
Kids do not need to see what he’s packing. …
GOOGLE: load/epic_fail/fail_pictures/8-1-0-360
That is really wrong!!
Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s circular reasoning.
But jeez, Spidey, can’t you do that on your own time?!?
Won’t somebody think of the children? Oops, I think he is…
HIS SPIDEY SENSE IS TINGLING!!!
i’m a little tea pot short and stout,
open your eyes i’ll stick it in your mouth
MY SPIDER SENSE IS TINGLING!
i was going to say that
ROFL
his spider sense is tingaling!
w00t first
w00t FAIL
w00t comment
w00t wut?
w00t don’t care.
I MOCK YOU TOO
w00tcopter
Actually, he ~did~ get 1st. *points up*
Spiderman is pointing up, too . . .
w00t FAIL fail.
Actually I got first so you FAIL
Damn you, kooky, I was too busy laughing to post
Looks like Pedobear got a new costume.
Looks like Spiderman got a new job.
Eric Clapton sang about him… hand jive.
Or a new unemployment check.
PedoSpider!
the secret of spiderman — he got 3 hands
That is so wrong on so many levels.
1/ pedophelia
bet you can’t name another one
2) wearing spandex to a kids’ party when you’re a pedo.
3/ Excited kid off to the side.
blue balloon saluting back.
2/ fashion sense. Everyone knows red does not go with royal blue, unless you’re a Pepsi can.
3/ being a pedophile entertainer
4/ baaad influence for children
5/ Instead of taking the pedo away, someone took a picture.
sorry, i must say.
3) safety
any list on failblog must have safety third. it’s a rule, i think. : P
*failpeepsqueezies!*
Like Rule 34, right?
*FPsqueezies*
No exceptions!
His spidey sense is tingling.
EM1 – it took me 3 mins to clean the coffee off my screen!
Oh holy crap, I almost lost my milk.
Your humor just got creamed.
pure genius
:D
EM1 you beat me to it
I was gonna say his spidey sense isn’t the only thing that is tingling
im so glad you shared your variation dave
Brilliant!
hahahahaha I lulled hard EM1
though there are a few above this one, this one was here first. obviously you are not familiar with nesting- observe some clever sheep.
pedospider-man
watch out, he’s getting ready to throw some web
yes it’s to throw his special spider web in the face of that litlle kid
shoot the web spidey
I would say “don’t shoot the web!”
Did he die?
only those who enter his candy van
Yes, he did.
Everybody dies.
Yeah. The whole place got wiped out by a comet seconds after.
I love people with an ACTUAL brain
they must’ve had some hot moms I guess lol
hahahahha
it was funny, right?
not funny failblog SUCKKKKKKKKK
look, just because this is YOUR picture doesn’t mean you have to be pissed. Look at it this way: you’re famous!
more than that: you’re the spider-man!
shopped…
Pixels!!!!
yea, shopped…i don’t think the word “FAIL” was flying around there..
Hah! Perfect response to people who say shopped.
shopped….
kraeh hahaha great laughs xD
please, get an avatar (gravatar) and become one of the failpeeps!
Press Ctrt +/- (if firefox) and zoom in on it, it aint shopped mate.
*Ctrl
My friend, they have not printed enough money for me to zoom in on that.
~It’s because of people like YOU that inflation exists, coyote!~
The guy on the couch looks much creepier.
Also is this some kind of blind school? Half the kids r doinit rong.
I was gonna say, I love the expression on Dad’s face over on the couch .. I bet he’s thinking “I wonder if that check cleared yet” ..
you were gonna say that? why didn’t you?
ur spelling it wrong.
I hope you are not an English teacher.
Serial Killer Dad sits on the couch and bides his time.
at least he is smart enough to make them cover their eyes.
Who is in that costume? James Woods?
he want to shoot web. =D
Yes he want, he want bad.
OMG, Pedo Spider!
Apparently Spiderman has been downing the Viagara, . . . AND the doughnuts . . .
Okay kids, . . . time to play ring toss!
Ahahahahaha!!!!
Pedospidey.!
The world is about to end.
It’s not just his spider sense that’s tingling!
LOL. Win!
Oh wait, that is so Loss…
Hate to break it to you Spidey, but I still see you.
The Pedo-bear’s new friend: Spidey
Peek-a-boo!
How do I shot web?
how do I kill boner?
How do I do both?
My mantra for inconvenient or unwanted arousal is “dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies. . .” Either that or just start thinking of my grandma. You may use these at no cost.
You’re welcome.
I tried thinking of your grandma but… that had the opposite effect.
Try thinking of the President naked… eeeeeeeeeeughh!
It’s Obama. How the heck would that help?
This was my birthday party….
Why didn’t the adults in the room have Spidey go sit down for a few minutes until he could, um, compose himself?
Spiderman, Spiderman! Hides his boner with his hand!
Shoots his web in their face
They complain about a funny taste
LOOK OUT here cums the spider-man
Oh, that so WINS… except that the whole situation was such a FAIL!
He is going to spider-send a spider web all over those kids
The balloon that the kid in the striped shirt has should make this picture count as a double-fail.
o no! for real?
real super hereos are naked under the spandex.
Stop talking about the fail! You’re all killing Failblog!
Fail.
Oops, sorry dearest AE. I know you don’t prefer phallic phunnies and pedo-fails.
*sorrysqueezies*
terrible!
His spidey sense is tingling
my common sense as well
fail nice.
Spiderman has sticky fingers.
Spiderman, I’ve got a bone to pick with you!!
clearly those are his nuts, and just a tiny head-section visible. grower, not a shower…unless you count the nuts. i have the same “problem”
His spider sense is working overtime
at first I didn’t see what the dealio was, then I saw the small protuberance from his front. ahaha, can you say child molester alert?
How does he shot web?
lol spiderman has a C===============================3 LOL
Great! now the spiders in my room are gonna touch me in my no-no places….Damn pedospider…..
wow… he got a boner?? wat is he? a pedo
He’s the new pedopal
*sighs*
*decides to skip this one*
Obviously you didn’t skip it.
You clearly commented it on it.
I am a troll,
and I love you.
I accutally laughed at this post. What’s the world coming too? Me laughing at a troll. The last sign that we’re completely f**king f**ked
That’s just disturbing
Hide Kiddies or Venom will come and get you
Wrong on so many levels… Maily… he’s in a room full of kids, and *that’s* his reaction???
Maybe hes a SpiderMan But Boner size like jsut a small spider
I don’t think Spidey gives Mary Jane enough pleasure with that tiny thing…
If I was dressed up at a kids party, I’d be wearing a box.
I look liek a box
Pedobear apparently got a new disguise – as Spider-Man.
Another altered picture.
Nope. It was real… but not what you think. See below.
“spidey, mary jane is that way.”
“ah, shi–”
perhaps he has the hots for the lady of the house?
if not, there is but one more possibility, which has already been mentioned >_____<
|the kid|
LOL, that’s awesome!!!
I didn’t know spider-man was Asian.
LMFAO!
lmao the kid at the right.
Don’t be so hard on the man. Maybe he’s just equipped like that naturally?
One of the mums must have given him a quick horny rub-up before he started his show. Men dressed in spidey suits are a huge turn on.
Once again our intrepid hero rises to the occasion.
and this brings us back the pedo license plate.
totally shopped. FAKED (not) FAIL
Changing the subject, isn’t placing a TV above the fireplace a bad idea? And aren’t the kids supposed to be doing the same gesture? (I don’t mean the third leg gesture). And is it just me, or is their surround sound system made up of car and computer speakers? And, oh-oh I think daddy with a baby there doesn’t find Spidey a very friendly neighborhood super hero.
wtf.. PEDO…
Well, the boner is obvious, but why the heck would you ask spiderman to come to your kid’s party to play peekaboo?
Spideman has a spider bite?
child molester win?
Haha, hes such a “pedo-fail”=)))
“My spider senses are tingling!”
“Mom, he poked me in the eye!”
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they should just have been center instead.
would look totally awesome that way.
Looks like my mommy!
Appropriote title. Who do you think he’s fantasizing about in that spandex suit? I’m sure he wouldn’t mind using his webbing to swing her around the big apple a couple times.
Please, have a seat. Have a seat over there.
Hold on, does that mean the evil spiderman is really the good one?
mommy i peeked while playing peek-a-boo…best party EVA
his spidey senses are tingling
agree…..lol
How do I shot web?
The father on the couch with the baby looks like he’s ready to get something from his gun collection.
Stupid Failblog comment.
Should be Mommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Not ”Mooooooooooooooooooooom”
WTF, are these kids supposed to be cows?
^ first thought upon reading the title too
I thought there would be a Moomin.
^THIS
Nah, “Mommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!” would sound like “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!”, the sound someone makes when something is yummy with just a short vowel sound near the beginning. When someone’s yelling for someone, the vowel sound is the one that’s elongated. Phonetically, it might sound more like “MaaaAAAAAAaahhm” but it would be spelled “Moooooooooooooooooooom” (but not to be confused with the “oo” sound in “moon”).
spiderman was thinkin about spidergirl
Ohh this is why I don’t let my kids have a Birthday….
SAD
Not because you’re a Jehovah’s Witness?
My goodness, you don’t let them have a Birthday?! So You kill them when they are what 11 months?
As if Spider-Man wasn’t already unlikeable enough post-BND…
What does moooom mean?
mom
It’s “mommmmmm!” written by someone who’s not so gud with werds.
Epic fail! lol
Not shopped, I was there and it was real…………..everyone was in shock and the kids didn’t seem to notice………….
FIRST
My first instinct: 0_0
PEDOBEAR!!!!!
spidy said in the interview he loves mary jane. unfortunatly the parents didn’t know that mary jane is code for 8 year old boy.
my spidey senses are tingling
PHOTO SHOP’d
If he were at my child’s party. He would have left very quickly. Shame on you KimmerNJ for allowing your kids to be around someone like that. (PARENTING FAIL)
‘Someone like that’? A guy got a bit of an erection. It happens.
Relax… Yes, it was real, but it wasn’t what you think. Apparently, Spidey was having a problem with the cup he was wearing (which is why it looks so pointy), and didn’t notice it until a few minutes after all the parents burst out laughing and snapping pictures. It wasn’t a hardon. We all knew that, but it was pretty damn funny. And Spidey was pretty damn embarrassed afterward.
OMG! Under this Spiderman’s costume is hide the Pedobear!!
pervert
He is ready to slibng webs.
i’m just going to say, thats rather pointy for an erection.
Someones packing ;D
Oh, looks like he’s gonna shoot his web soon.
Pedobear! Is that you?
creepy fellow 12′o clock
He’s like look kids, I can shoot spider webs.
u don’t see that in the movies
thats is 5th leg
The REAL reason Spidey and MJ split up.
HOLY SH*T IT’S SPIDER MAN……..with a boner……….kids, get your stuff, we’re leaving.
im 13 yrs old and wat is this?
What does moooooooooooom have to do with it? Is there a cow I’m missing?
Priest?
BONERIFIC!
No, it wasn’t photoshopped. Yes, it was real, but it wasn’t what you think. Apparently, Spidey was having a problem with the cup he was wearing (which is why it looks so pointy), and didn’t notice it until a few minutes after all the parents burst out laughing and snapping pictures. It wasn’t a hardon. We all knew that, but it was pretty damn funny.
Spidey’s spinneret is in active mode.
Is he a child molester?
he get it ‘ON”
Peter not Parking
why is it called moooooooooooom!…oh i get it this web-site is in America so to me it would be muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum! (because i live in Australia go the Aussies oi oi oi )
parker’s peter
avert your eyes children!!!!!!!
My spider senses are tingling!
i think the kid in the stripy shirt’s “sword” is funner than spiderman’s webshooter
This is horrible! Please take this picture down. As a parent it really makes me sick.
RELAX… read the posts. It’s not what you think. The cup he was wearing underneath wasn’t positioned right, and it was sticking out. It was completely innocent, and was fixed as soon as he saw the parents’ laughing about it. It was NOT an erection. It WAS, however, funny.
need the before and after pics
Psychology proves the more you ‘shelter’ your children from things, the more they will be traumatized by things in life. Name me a single crazy guy with a gun in a tower that did not have over protective parents! Calm down, the world is a bulging thing, kids will see it eventually.
Don’t worry a nice lady helped him get rid of it in the back room.
Haha, this reminds me of that episode from Family Guy when Peter’s trying to look for entertainment for Stewie’s birthday party, and he ends up going into an adult shop.
“I’m looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son’s birthday.”
“Sure. I can do that.”
“Y-you do children’s parties?”
“Yeah. I can do, like, a handstand, and some somersaults maybe. I can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.”
*backs away slowly before running out of the store*
his spidey sense is tingling
SpiderMan: Okay now cover your eyes.
Kid #4: When can we open our ey-
SpiderMan: NO!
“E”
“Everybody gets one.” (Boner touch that is!)
am I the only one who can see this is photoshopped?
yes.
My spidey sense is tingling
He’s going to spin sticky webs for all the children!
Im spiderman, I have 3 hands… grab the one in the middle
Wow. If that’s a boner he’s got size issues. Those kids are probably bigger than he is.
Someone should submit this to AwkwardBoners. It would be legendary.
This made me laugh more than it should’ve.
It’s just his spidy sense tingling.
so spiderman has a boner the kid has a balloon as a boner whos next the girl?!?
looks photoshopped to me
Well I guess Spidey didn’t learn from Superman, Batman and Phantom to wear underwear (outside the pants)
“Watch out! here cums the spiderman!”
awkwardboners.com
what a douchebag, poor kids, but i really like the spiderman mask and costume!
just your friendly neighborhood woody
That’s just sick, Spider-Man gettin’ off on your kids.
perverse bastard
peter parker’s peter
Lol the parents don’t seem to be complaining
don’t be scared kids it’s just a flashlight
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Anyone else noticed the stripy shirt kid with the blue balloon? Double boner
Spider-man, Spider-Man, gets a boner whenever he can…
I bet he ejacs webs
I think his Spider Sense is searching…….
Pedobear, you’re too obvious.
When did Pedo Bear get so tall?
I smell a boner.