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  1. kooky says:

    w00t first

  2. god++ says:

    Damn you, kooky, I was too busy laughing to post

  3. Hover bacon. says:

    Looks like Pedobear got a new costume.

  4. Lol says:

    PedoSpider!

  5. topsecret says:

    the secret of spiderman — he got 3 hands

  6. Anon says:

    That is so wrong on so many levels.

  7. EM1 says:

    His spidey sense is tingling.

  8. breakfast says:

    pedospider-man

  9. Mark says:

    watch out, he’s getting ready to throw some web

  10. 24/7 says:

    shoot the web spidey

  11. Anon says:

    Did he die?

  12. kaozkontroll says:

    they must’ve had some hot moms I guess lol

  13. dude says:

    not funny failblog SUCKKKKKKKKK

  14. JasonK says:

    The guy on the couch looks much creepier.

    Also is this some kind of blind school? Half the kids r doinit rong.

  15. ohnoanotherputz says:

    at least he is smart enough to make them cover their eyes.

  16. Original says:

    Who is in that costume? James Woods?

  17. GHd says:

    he want to shoot web. =D

  18. Bozo says:

    OMG, Pedo Spider!

  19. MarkSr says:

    Apparently Spiderman has been downing the Viagara, . . . AND the doughnuts . . .

  20. MarkSr says:

    Okay kids, . . . time to play ring toss!

  21. Ihatelosers says:

    Pedospidey.!

    The world is about to end.

  22. It’s not just his spider sense that’s tingling!

  23. Minty Green Guy says:

    Hate to break it to you Spidey, but I still see you.

  24. Venom says:

    The Pedo-bear’s new friend: Spidey :D

  25. keshet says:

    Peek-a-boo!

  26. joe says:

    How do I shot web?

  27. who is this kid? says:

    This was my birthday party…. :(

  28. Who Allowed This says:

    Why didn’t the adults in the room have Spidey go sit down for a few minutes until he could, um, compose himself?

  29. DLZ says:

    Spiderman, Spiderman! Hides his boner with his hand!

  30. PINGAS says:

    He is going to spider-send a spider web all over those kids

  31. Giardia says:

    The balloon that the kid in the striped shirt has should make this picture count as a double-fail.

  32. M. says:

    o no! for real?

  33. AN says:

    real super hereos are naked under the spandex.

  34. Arthur Eld says:

    Stop talking about the fail! You’re all killing Failblog!

  35. Leif Erikson says:

    His spidey sense is tingling

  36. CindiK says:

    Spiderman has sticky fingers.

  37. Jackisgreen says:

    Spiderman, I’ve got a bone to pick with you!!

  38. Ursineoddity says:

    clearly those are his nuts, and just a tiny head-section visible. grower, not a shower…unless you count the nuts. i have the same “problem”

  39. Jeff2604 says:

    His spider sense is working overtime :P

  40. Dwight says:

    at first I didn’t see what the dealio was, then I saw the small protuberance from his front. ahaha, can you say child molester alert?

  41. Sam says:

    How does he shot web?

  42. joseph gibbs says:

    lol spiderman has a C===============================3 LOL

  43. Lucy says:

    Great! now the spiders in my room are gonna touch me in my no-no places….Damn pedospider…..

  44. Eric says:

    wow… he got a boner?? wat is he? a pedo

  45. meele says:

    He’s the new pedopal

  46. *sighs*
    *decides to skip this one*

  47. RedRabbit says:

    That’s just disturbing

  48. Nickkkk says:

    Hide Kiddies or Venom will come and get you

  49. Alloya says:

    Wrong on so many levels… Maily… he’s in a room full of kids, and *that’s* his reaction???

  50. Linis says:

    Maybe hes a SpiderMan But Boner size like jsut a small spider

  51. Jacksparrow says:

    I don’t think Spidey gives Mary Jane enough pleasure with that tiny thing…

  52. smadge1 says:

    If I was dressed up at a kids party, I’d be wearing a box.

  53. Renelia says:

    Pedobear apparently got a new disguise – as Spider-Man.

  54. Wowogeegee says:

    Another altered picture.

  55. The Kid says:

    “spidey, mary jane is that way.”

    “ah, shi–”

    perhaps he has the hots for the lady of the house?

    if not, there is but one more possibility, which has already been mentioned >_____<

    |the kid|

  56. KoozieZ says:

    LOL, that’s awesome!!!

  57. Chris says:

    I didn’t know spider-man was Asian.

  58. Slipknot_Luver13 says:

    lmao the kid at the right.

  59. Savage says:

    Don’t be so hard on the man. Maybe he’s just equipped like that naturally? ;)

  60. James Helier says:

    One of the mums must have given him a quick horny rub-up before he started his show. Men dressed in spidey suits are a huge turn on.

  61. raelalt says:

    Once again our intrepid hero rises to the occasion.

  62. Hai. says:

    and this brings us back the pedo license plate.

  63. Am says:

    totally shopped. FAKED (not) FAIL

  64. JJtoob says:

    Changing the subject, isn’t placing a TV above the fireplace a bad idea? And aren’t the kids supposed to be doing the same gesture? (I don’t mean the third leg gesture). And is it just me, or is their surround sound system made up of car and computer speakers? And, oh-oh I think daddy with a baby there doesn’t find Spidey a very friendly neighborhood super hero.

  65. iNAKO says:

    Well, the boner is obvious, but why the heck would you ask spiderman to come to your kid’s party to play peekaboo?

  66. gmc360 says:

    Spideman has a spider bite?

  67. barney says:

    child molester win?

  68. Rom says:

    Haha, hes such a “pedo-fail”=)))

  69. ummm says:

    “My spider senses are tingling!”

  70. bananapeil says:

    “Mom, he poked me in the eye!”

  71. Lucy says:

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  72. NJ says:

    Appropriote title. Who do you think he’s fantasizing about in that spandex suit? I’m sure he wouldn’t mind using his webbing to swing her around the big apple a couple times.

  73. ProfGreane says:

    Please, have a seat. Have a seat over there.

  74. MaxFreak91 says:

    Hold on, does that mean the evil spiderman is really the good one?

  75. Demitri says:

    mommy i peeked while playing peek-a-boo…best party EVA

  76. dubiel says:

    his spidey senses are tingling

  77. Spiderman says:

    How do I shot web?

  78. Dan says:

    The father on the couch with the baby looks like he’s ready to get something from his gun collection.

  79. edmonddantes says:

    Stupid Failblog comment.

    Should be Mommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

    Not ”Mooooooooooooooooooooom”

    WTF, are these kids supposed to be cows?

    • Cimot says:

      ^ first thought upon reading the title too

    • ayeroxor says:

      ^THIS

    • Plato says:

      Nah, “Mommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!” would sound like “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!”, the sound someone makes when something is yummy with just a short vowel sound near the beginning. When someone’s yelling for someone, the vowel sound is the one that’s elongated. Phonetically, it might sound more like “MaaaAAAAAAaahhm” but it would be spelled “Moooooooooooooooooooom” (but not to be confused with the “oo” sound in “moon”).

  80. insert name here says:

    spiderman was thinkin about spidergirl

  81. Sgt_Hawkins says:

    Ohh this is why I don’t let my kids have a Birthday….

  82. TB Tabby says:

    As if Spider-Man wasn’t already unlikeable enough post-BND…

  83. Horatio says:

    What does moooom mean?

  84. Attilax says:

    Epic fail! lol

  85. kimmernj says:

    Not shopped, I was there and it was real…………..everyone was in shock and the kids didn’t seem to notice………….

  86. ●.ℓנє98.тнє.υℓтιмaтυм.кι∂. says:

    My first instinct: 0_0

  87. Holy says:

    PEDOBEAR!!!!!

  88. buffbutler says:

    spidy said in the interview he loves mary jane. unfortunatly the parents didn’t know that mary jane is code for 8 year old boy.

  89. Christian fail says:

    my spidey senses are tingling

  90. chris says:

    PHOTO SHOP’d

    If he were at my child’s party. He would have left very quickly. Shame on you KimmerNJ for allowing your kids to be around someone like that. (PARENTING FAIL)

    • squiggle says:

      ‘Someone like that’? A guy got a bit of an erection. It happens.

    • Rob says:

      Relax… Yes, it was real, but it wasn’t what you think. Apparently, Spidey was having a problem with the cup he was wearing (which is why it looks so pointy), and didn’t notice it until a few minutes after all the parents burst out laughing and snapping pictures. It wasn’t a hardon. We all knew that, but it was pretty damn funny. And Spidey was pretty damn embarrassed afterward.

  91. Perry says:

    OMG! Under this Spiderman’s costume is hide the Pedobear!!

  92. Jesus C. says:

    pervert

  93. KittyMau says:

    He is ready to slibng webs.

  94. bns says:

    i’m just going to say, thats rather pointy for an erection.

  95. Spud says:

    Someones packing ;D

  96. ARRRGH!!! says:

    Oh, looks like he’s gonna shoot his web soon.

  97. Jerry says:

    Pedobear! Is that you?

  98. Sukram says:

    creepy fellow 12′o clock

  99. Daniel says:

    He’s like look kids, I can shoot spider webs.

  100. ts6788 says:

    u don’t see that in the movies

  101. ts6788 says:

    thats is 5th leg

  102. ??? says:

    The REAL reason Spidey and MJ split up.

  103. Rob says:

    HOLY SH*T IT’S SPIDER MAN……..with a boner……….kids, get your stuff, we’re leaving.

  104. Tom Shlom says:

    im 13 yrs old and wat is this?

  105. ayeroxor says:

    What does moooooooooooom have to do with it? Is there a cow I’m missing?

  106. lolski says:

    Priest?

  107. Bob says:

    BONERIFIC!

  108. Rob says:

    No, it wasn’t photoshopped. Yes, it was real, but it wasn’t what you think. Apparently, Spidey was having a problem with the cup he was wearing (which is why it looks so pointy), and didn’t notice it until a few minutes after all the parents burst out laughing and snapping pictures. It wasn’t a hardon. We all knew that, but it was pretty damn funny.

  109. aruanan says:

    Spidey’s spinneret is in active mode.

  110. LOL says:

    Is he a child molester?
    he get it ‘ON”

  111. Gonzo says:

    Peter not Parking

  112. sinclairchap says:

    why is it called moooooooooooom!…oh i get it this web-site is in America so to me it would be muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum! (because i live in Australia go the Aussies oi oi oi )

  113. Te Wunna Wunga says:

    parker’s peter

  114. Ness1e says:

    avert your eyes children!!!!!!!

  115. My Spider senses are tingling! says:

    My spider senses are tingling!

  116. sirlolalot says:

    i think the kid in the stripy shirt’s “sword” is funner than spiderman’s webshooter

  117. Laura Foley says:

    This is horrible! Please take this picture down. As a parent it really makes me sick.

    • Rob says:

      RELAX… read the posts. It’s not what you think. The cup he was wearing underneath wasn’t positioned right, and it was sticking out. It was completely innocent, and was fixed as soon as he saw the parents’ laughing about it. It was NOT an erection. It WAS, however, funny.

    • Scared for Laura's Spawn says:

      Psychology proves the more you ‘shelter’ your children from things, the more they will be traumatized by things in life. Name me a single crazy guy with a gun in a tower that did not have over protective parents! Calm down, the world is a bulging thing, kids will see it eventually.

    • Pickle Tickler says:

      Don’t worry a nice lady helped him get rid of it in the back room.

  118. Mr. Selectah says:

    Haha, this reminds me of that episode from Family Guy when Peter’s trying to look for entertainment for Stewie’s birthday party, and he ends up going into an adult shop.

    “I’m looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son’s birthday.”
    “Sure. I can do that.”
    “Y-you do children’s parties?”
    “Yeah. I can do, like, a handstand, and some somersaults maybe. I can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.”
    *backs away slowly before running out of the store*

  119. ak says:

    his spidey sense is tingling

  120. Kendall says:

    SpiderMan: Okay now cover your eyes.
    Kid #4: When can we open our ey-
    SpiderMan: NO!

  121. David the malignant says:

    “E”

  122. David the malignant says:

    “Everybody gets one.” (Boner touch that is!)

  123. Jade says:

    am I the only one who can see this is photoshopped?

  124. Matt says:

    My spidey sense is tingling

  125. Lolz says:

    He’s going to spin sticky webs for all the children!

  126. Sata says:

    Im spiderman, I have 3 hands… grab the one in the middle :)

  127. MarkD says:

    Wow. If that’s a boner he’s got size issues. Those kids are probably bigger than he is.

  128. Nim says:

    Someone should submit this to AwkwardBoners. It would be legendary.

    This made me laugh more than it should’ve.

  129. half-mad-genius says:

    It’s just his spidy sense tingling.

  130. negativeone says:

    so spiderman has a boner the kid has a balloon as a boner whos next the girl?!?

  131. Ashley says:

    looks photoshopped to me

  132. Troll123 says:

    Well I guess Spidey didn’t learn from Superman, Batman and Phantom to wear underwear (outside the pants)

  133. some1 says:

    “Watch out! here cums the spiderman!”

  134. frk. ræv says:

    awkwardboners.com

  135. Paul says:

    what a douchebag, poor kids, but i really like the spiderman mask and costume!

  136. Gabriell blahh says:

    just your friendly neighborhood woody

  137. KiraJenLove says:

    That’s just sick, Spider-Man gettin’ off on your kids.

  138. Pedobär says:

    perverse bastard

  139. roadoggxc says:

    peter parker’s peter

  140. Digs101 says:

    Lol the parents don’t seem to be complaining

  141. blondoO says:

    don’t be scared kids it’s just a flashlight :) )

  142. Alex says:

    Anyone else noticed the stripy shirt kid with the blue balloon? Double boner :)

  143. Shaun says:

    Spider-man, Spider-Man, gets a boner whenever he can…

  144. 1st comment! says:

  145. HA says:

    I bet he ejacs webs

  146. Mauro says:

    I think his Spider Sense is searching…….

  147. Char says:

    Pedobear, you’re too obvious.

  148. Jacob says:

    When did Pedo Bear get so tall?


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