Looks like a Pontiac. Probably a Grand Am. It’s got the two squarish grills in the middle of the nose like a bimmer, with what might be a thin logo in between (the Pontiac logo was a tall thin red triangle thing). Also, the body shape looks wrong for a bimmer, so that really just leaves Pontiac (assuming this is in the US. If it’s elsewhere, I have no idea, but it doesn’t look like a Lexus or Toyota, since the grill is wrong. And it’s moving slowly. Oops.).
Oil tech is driving a car into the bay with another tech standing at the other end of the bay directing him in. The bay has a pit in the floor where the tech stands to work on the vehicle. The tech directing the one in the car gives him the thumbs up, the other tech gunning the car. The car was misaligned and the driver side fell into the pit. Cue advert. Powered by Gracie!!!!
Nope…natural high! Actually, I did not have a birthday cake, though I will this weekend. Since we had three birthdays this week, combined celebration this weekend…makes things a bit easier.
But I did have a very nice birthday...it was quiet.
Who said it had to be another tech. I don’t know about you but here in Michigan you drive your own car into the oil change places. My guess is the is either A.) An elderly driver B.) A new driver C.)A woman driver
It is!! And now it will be stuck in my head for at least three days! Please clickie my link and tell the others that it is safe!! It IS safe! Just one teeny tiny f-bomb.
I think it’s relatively random… or the Powers That Be pick one word and run a search for it, and use the best comment that search yields. I really have no idea, I’m just guessing here.
Yay!
*jumps into Cuddle Puddle*
*squeezes everybody*
Happy Friday everyone!
*rolls in a Tiki bar*
Tropical drinks are on special today, what can I get everyone?
Nah, I don’t mind my height. I don’t pay extra for clothes, they always have my shoe size in stock, and there’s an inverse relationship between height and longevity.
Most of the faces were obscured — obviously, since I’ve not seen a good majority of the FP faces! It was more just my sense of who you are, and how I perceive everyone. I mean, you were you — how you are on the blog — but no other details (except for Scotty).
I had a conversation with Rooster about such a party yesterday. I couldn’t decide if I’d wear a shirt that reads “Roleplay Hornychat” or “I have a shellacked mackerel and I’m not afraid to use it”.
Well, you see, it means that. Everytime you do. I don’t. Okay, the thing. Just about the same. I believe that they’ll… It sounds wrong even when. I once had a. No. It happens when…….
Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista says:
OMG!!! You just made me realize something. Someone in our general department managed to bill one of our customer for 37 BILLION Dollars? Where you guys perhaps distracting the poor soul?
If you’re going to hand me a stack of numbered documents to proofread, could you please put them in numerical order? If you’re going to e-mail me a series of numbered documents to proofread, could you please put them in numerical order?
There’s a reason they’re numbered. The sequence makes much more sense if the documents are in order.
I’m sure the person who gives me the documents can’t quite count to elebenty, and we don’t tend to have elebenty documents to deal with at once (thankfully). It’s often a stack of six or eight documents, so putting them in order shouldn’t be that difficult. I could even deal with them being in reverse numerical order. Shuffled? Not so much.
So incredibly predictable, that I safely gave it 1 thumb before even watching it, and then watched it, and it was *exactly* what I predicted! Down to the color of the car!
LOL, I am so happy this video is on here. I worked in this exact shop that exact day and time, I was standing just out of the picture and was supposed to be doing the oil change on the car. the MAN obviously did not know how to drive, and after falling in the pit was still reving his engine trying to get out of the pit. Then, the guy had to pay for the towing, and pay expenses for damage done in the shop, AND for time lost to us (as we could have been doing oil changes on other cars, calculated at approx. $50. every 10 mins)
oh, and the shop is located in Brooks Alberta, Canada!
Must be a Toyota.
Must be a Lexus
Same thing.
Is that a Mustang emblem I see?
Lexus is nothing but a glorified Toyota.
It drove like a caprice.
Can’t dodge that fact.
I don’t think I could af-ford anything too fancy with my car.
Chrysler been driving that thing for ages!
You guys are Nissan the point here…
Datsun will become a problem as well.
We adui look closer at the emblem.
Yugo ahead.
Don’t make Mercedes more than once.
Darn peugeot sh!t all over the sidewalk.
Jeepers creepers, I’ll take the Liberty of cleaning it up. Can someone Wrangler me up some ShamWows?
*turns around*
*points to Sham-Wow dispenser on his back*
Edsel you one, but I got them for free.
You need a shower cadillac mine.
Must have thought that car went to infiniti.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
i buggati go
Gimme the Kias, you’re too drunk to drive
This IS Fiatblog, no?
What are you doing down here? How did you get Audi thread?
Oh Ford, we’re not starting this again are we?
Must be a woman.
Of course.
Must be a woman driving…. or an idiot
Oh, what a feeling!
Who could ask for anything more?
Zoom, zoom!
*longtimenoseeStarfishsqueezies*
*Iknowworkhasbeencrazysqueezies*
*squeezes her favorite echinoderm*
Nicetacya, Starfishy!
Thank you LGB. Very nice to see you too.
*supersqueezies*
In the groove.
Looks like a Pontiac. Probably a Grand Am. It’s got the two squarish grills in the middle of the nose like a bimmer, with what might be a thin logo in between (the Pontiac logo was a tall thin red triangle thing). Also, the body shape looks wrong for a bimmer, so that really just leaves Pontiac (assuming this is in the US. If it’s elsewhere, I have no idea, but it doesn’t look like a Lexus or Toyota, since the grill is wrong. And it’s moving slowly. Oops.).
Pontiac Grand Am, 1992-1995 or so.
I bet it’ll buff out though!
Does someone need some OxyClean?
I think they’d better get Maaco instead.
It will buff right out.
My dad is a T.V. repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
*looks for duct tape*
That fixes everything!!!!
Aw, sis. You’re so movie-challenged, it’s scary.
*purchases copy of Fast Times at Ridgemont High*
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Do you know my family? That’s what they tell me too.
Did I break a punrun again?
S’all right, sweetie. We love you anyway…
*squeeeeeze*
Don’t send me to the woods or anything…
♫ Into the woods, to grandmother’s house… ♫
Where’s the River?
A video? on a Friday? Sweet!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(Now if only I could see it!)
SuzieQ’s got you covered. And the Admiral too!
Awww – and I was thinking, “A video on a Friday? That sucks!”
*sigh*
Awww….
*pat pat pat*
*purrrrr*
Sowwy…
Heh — no worries. If it had been a regular fail, I’d realize it’s Friday & I’d be staring at my watch & willing it to go faster.
Wait. Wut?
A video? Somone please tell me it’s friday. *rocks back and forth*
Oil tech is driving a car into the bay with another tech standing at the other end of the bay directing him in. The bay has a pit in the floor where the tech stands to work on the vehicle. The tech directing the one in the car gives him the thumbs up, the other tech gunning the car. The car was misaligned and the driver side fell into the pit. Cue advert. Powered by Gracie!!!!
Oh…and then the car crashed into the overpass…
All with suspenseful type music.
Then the Lochness Monster shows up outta nowhere!!!!
LEILA!!!!!
*pouncesqueeze*
*OuchyPouncySqueezies*
Are you still on a sugar high? Come on. Confess!
Nope…natural high! Actually, I did not have a birthday cake, though I will this weekend. Since we had three birthdays this week, combined celebration this weekend…makes things a bit easier.
That sounds like a blast but I like mine to be quiet as well. I like to celebrate other’s birthdays though strange as that may be.
Well, mine’s in about three weeks, and I’d really appreciate it if you folks would really, really
notgo overboard about it.Thanks, guys.
Hey! How’d that “not” get scratched out?
Please, really, guys,
don’tmake a big fuss over it, ‘k?*facepalm*
Sure thing, Judy. It’ll be just smurfy…
Judy, you’re so cute! You know we’ll
be very low-keygo completely ga-ga over it!*pre-BDsqueeeeeeze*
Oh lord. I just realized that my birthday is less than two weeks away.
Um…apparently I don’t have any big plans for it.
Eeep, that means mine is coming up, too!
OMG!!! IT’S MY UN-BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!
A very merry un-birthday, to you!
My husband’s birthday is a week from tomorrow, and our daughter’s is a week from Tuesday. Lots of March birthdays around!
I think I’ll celebrate my birthday by
notmaking a big fuss about Judy’s birthday!!March is a good month for special people.
Awww I didn’t know you had special needs, sorry to hear that.Yes it is!
*walks up with another headstone*
Who want’s applesauce?
*leaves extra apostrophe for NS’s collection*
March is burfday month in my extended family too. (Well, my sister’s b-day, and 3 cousins’)
Don’t worry Judy, we’ll
notmake a fuss, or anything.Awww, ZA. You’re so sweet!
Mine’s at the end of next month. I expect balloons.
Ooooo! Happy belated birthday Suzie Q!
Da buttacow had a burpday?
*throws Suzie huge belated birthday bash*
*invites all belated Fail Peeps*
Happy, Happy Burpday, Sweet Buttacow!
Thanky!!!
Mine was yesterday and 2 of my buttacalves had their birfday on Wednesday…busy month!
… but someone thought it was a very phallic marital aid?
*drives into nightshayde’s post*
*changes ‘phal’ to ‘fai’*
*drives out of post*
Wait, did you just pull a drive by on NS?
Fo’ shizzle?
It’s the real dizzle, ma zizzle.
And after what happened last night….
*dives into BFF’s safety bunker*
(You can tell it’s the safety bunker because there’s a large number 3 painted on the door.)
We can move the cuddle puddle in here, if it would help.
*squeeze*
Ooh, that’s right! You prolly missed that troll infestation.
A troll tried to convince nightshayde last night that what she wrote isn’t what she meant and changed some of her words.
Pandemonium ensued.
I disagree. I don’t think trolls are lovely. Why do you claim they are?
*makes appointment with eye doctor*
*send AE for a psychiatric evaluation*
Do you want me to *facepalm*? Do I have to? Don’t make me *facepalm*! I’ll do it!
*eyepalms*
“A, N”
“k, l, e”
HAH!!!
At least the good gals/guys won!
Theng-kew!
Anytime, my kitteh friend.
*NSsqueeze*
Who said it had to be another tech. I don’t know about you but here in Michigan you drive your own car into the oil change places. My guess is the is either A.) An elderly driver B.) A new driver C.)A woman driver
youtube.com/watch?v=Qg7jA-H-jMo
I wish Failblog would put in a ‘Like’ button for comments.
Why thank you!
*squeeze*
There’s another troll down near the bottom that could really use this, too.
I’d welcome that.
Oh that is fantastic!!! I think even Mama Bird would love that one!
It’s such a perfect troll response song.
It is!! And now it will be stuck in my head for at least three days! Please clickie my link and tell the others that it is safe!! It IS safe! Just one teeny tiny f-bomb.
I found it on a blog Mama Bird frequents, I didn’t know it was on FB2. But I had to clean off the monitor when I saw it.
Someone I know posted it there.
.
That’s right, now I remember who!
~ Because no reasonably-seasoned male driver in his 30′s could ever have an error in judgment or spatial relations. ~
Indeed.
*tries to keep a straight face*
CLICKIE!! work safe (except for at least one f-bomb)! It’s a total spoof on that new Dodge Charger commercial. And I LOOOOOOVE it!
*adjusts Arthur’s face*
Sorry…it was a bit askew there.
*SQUEEZE*
*adjusts Arthur’s shocks*
Your hair was a bit uneven once Dragon straightened your face.
*squeeze*
It’s supposed to look like that!
*pouts*
*clippity-clip-clip*
There, that’s bet…gotta run!
Methinks Dude411 knows who the driver is…personally…
As in, a “been there, done that” sorta sitch?
There, there, Aja.
*pat.pat*
It’s Friday!
Whee!
Nightshayde, a car hit an underpass.
*snork*
O noes! Did he dip?
Did he pit?
WOO-HOO GRACIE!!!!!!!
YAY, GRACIE! YAY, I SAY!!!!!
Three cheers for Gracie!
Hip, hip…
Hip, hip…
Hip, hip…
*makes with the balloons and streamers*
WAY TO GO, GRACIE!!!
*pops the champagne*
*walks across the room to pour it into glasses*
*falls into hole in the floor*
*hits an overpass*
*brakes Dragon’s fall*
(Ooooooof!)
*outfits her with a limited slip*
Nice!
*grabs funnel for the champagne*
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
I hope that was a clean funnel…
The alcohol sanitized it…
Woo Gwacie!!!
*looks down at slip*
*runs to put more clothes on*
*click*
*click*
*click*
I can never figure out what your celebrating about. And you pull one of these like almost every day.
We are celebrating the fact that a friend’s comment was chosen to “power” the video. We only do it if we know (and like) that person.
How exactly do those comments get chosen? Can never figure it out.
Its almost like the comment was taken from the comments board of the video in advance. Time travel, anyone?
I think it’s relatively random… or the Powers That Be pick one word and run a search for it, and use the best comment that search yields. I really have no idea, I’m just guessing here.
You’ve convinced me!
*pays Avis 2,000 internetz*
What?!? I had to pay with my… can’t say it. I feel so violated!
There, there, Arthur.
*pats AE*
*doesn’t say where*
*wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*packs it tightly with blue balloon shaped confetti*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Congrats Gracie!
So… ummmm… where is Gracie anyway?
Somebody needs to poke her on FB2!
I’m on it!
*sigh*
*puts away ET finger*
Oh and: WOOHOOO Gracie!
*quickly takes bow while it’s safe*
WOOHOO!! My first powered-by!
*sniffs*
I’m not a virgin anymore.
You will be as long as you use the virgin soap.
CONGRATS!!!!
Congratulations, Gracie!
Gracie can be a prude sometimes.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*sniff*
Our little Gracie is growing up…!
*squeezey!*
And, just so’s you know, you were only safe from Arthur!
*celebrates Gracie’s first powering with a special greeting from the E.T. finger!*
Oo.
Now that’s losing another kind of virginity altogether.
Don’t forget to pay.
:[
*pokes Dragon*
*giggles, but doesn’t pay*
*squeeze*
*SQUEEEEEEEEZE!!*
*skaweeeeeeze*
Woooooot!!!!!!! I say we start the cuddle puddle now, in honor of Gracie’s power!
*leaps in*
*snuggles first available peep*
Nawtsecond!
*dives in*
*squeezes*
*snuggles!*
C’mom everybody, let’s hide, and when Gracie gets here, we can all jump up out of the puddle and surprise her!!
Ooooh! I love a good surprise party!
*hides behind Arthur*
But where am I supposed to hide?? Quick! Someone help me!!
*hides SuzieQ*
Perfect!
*squeezies*
Why is the cuddle puddle so dark? Hello? Where is everybody?
*jumps out and yells*
Surprise!
*pops party popper*
*passes out multicolored straws*
*puts on party hat*
*hides behind the Admiral*
*dims the lights*
*hides behind Arthur’s party hat*
*gropes around in the dark for a hiding spot*
Uh, sorry whoever that was.
That’s ok. I was going to have that removed next week anyway. You just saved me a visit to the dermatologist.
*applies multicoloured hats/ party poppers to the Failpeeps*
*hides behind DW and Ms B*
Yay!
*jumps into Cuddle Puddle*
*squeezes everybody*
Happy Friday everyone!
*rolls in a Tiki bar*
Tropical drinks are on special today, what can I get everyone?
Surprise me!!
Here, have this yellow and blue pony with two heads. Not a drink – but ain’t THAT a surprise?
Indeed. But how did it get two heads? You know what? Don’t tell me. It’s ok. Thanks for the, erm…lovely surprise.
*Pours Leila a Blue Hawaiian*
Oops! I forgot a *squeeze*
*sips squeeze and returns blue hawaiian*
Um…you know what I mean.
Ah! Pina colada, please, with plenty of fruit and umbrellas!!
*makes Judy a Jucy Piña Colada*
*adds a Squeeze*
*giggles*
Thanks for the squeeze!
*doesn’t say of what*
Hee hee!
I’ll have a zombie thanks.
White or Rob?
*mixes a tub of Zombie for the zombie to soak in*
*squeeze*
I’ll have a hurricane, please. Strong. Not Katrina-strong…more like Andrew-strong.
*mixes up a category 5, but not super destructive Hurricane for the lady dragon*
*squeeze*
Fankoo.
*drinks it down in one breath*
*squeeEEeeeooooozzzcchhhhhhhhhhhhh*
*splat*
Great! Who spiked DW’s drink?
Now that’s MY kind of hurricane!!!
Heee!
*squeeze*
*makes Jucy an Andypie hurricane*
Yummola!
*squeeze!*
I’m having deja vu about deja vu
Way to go Gracie!!! Everyone’s powered a video fail before, but how many of us have ever powered a Friday video fail?
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Yay Gracie!!!
Woohoo, Gracie! This fail needs your lift.
Everyone?
*squeeze*
I think you have to make the right offerings to the PTW to power a vid.
Yes, I sacrificed my virginity.
You gave it up to the finger?
Don’t you mean Let’s Give It To The Boy?
I sacrificed my sanity.
I sacrificed my life, but it still wasn’t enough.
♪ My sack-of-rice … ♪
I turned myself into a butter cow…oh, wait!

Sorry…thinking of a different offering…
Everyone might be a slight exaggeration.
*wobbly lip, leaky eyes* I haven’t.
Purloined, perhaps. Powered, not so much.
*sobs quietly in corner*
Awww. It’s not that great. Not the third time at least.
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!
*squeeze*
*grinsqueeze*
Oh, yes, I have fond memories of my third.
*sobs louder*
*drops some ice cubes from the champagne bucket down Arthur’s trousers*
*sobs inconsolably*
*hands LCB ShamWow™*
*pats.pats*
There, there, burgle-kitteh! I’ve never powered one, either.
*puts arm around LCB*
*starts sobbing inconsolably*
*stealthily passes LCB some dry ice*
There, there….*pat pat pat*…your brilliance will one day be recognized by the PTB.
*LCB and LGB’s tears fall on dry ice*
*they are surrounded by mist*
*suddenly they find themselves in… Brigadoon!*
Oh, LGB! Look! Men in kilts!
Now if we could just get firemen in kilts.
*swoons at the thought*
You should come to Chicago sometime. Some of the firemen DO wear kilts… for special occasions!
I’m not that far from you…got to let me know when that is…
I will be there only if you promise it to be a windy day.
It’s Chicago, it ALWAYS windy!!!
*ahem*
It’s always windy.
I guess it really is windy if you have to shout like that.
Seriously though, what is our fascination about firemen all about? The ones I see here don’t really resemble the ones I have in my head.
*blames LCB*
It’s a gag that just kept going I guess. But seriously? There are some REALLY sexy firemen here in Chicago!!
Ach! Did someone call fer a Scottish fireman?
*swoons like the swooniest swoon to ever swoon a swoon*
*looks at McFireman*

*drools*
Sowwy…watch your step…
*grabs ShamWow™*
Who are you? Really.
A Scottish Fireman, obviously.
Heeeeeeeeee!!!!
I can neither confirm or deny Jon’s statement.
Naw, it’s really not. It even wears thin by the fourth or fifth time.
*Tips hat to Gracie*
*tips Marius to Gracie*
*Feels tipsy*
*Falls from Grace*
*catches Marius*
*smoochsqueeze*
Wooohoooo Gracie! You’ve got the Power!
*passes out sparklers*
Woopwoop Gracie!
She had to be dragged away from the other FB.
It’s eating all the Fail Peeps!
I knew it was a vampire of some sort.
Pit stop!
Oil well.
I love it when you talk dirty.
Lube job?
Chassis realignment?
Engine Cleaning?
Headers polished?
Clean the cat?
Empty the… carburettor?
Spit take.
Clean the ‘air ducts.
Exhaust manifold.
Radiator Flush.
Rear-end alignment?
Timing chain replacement.
[Announcer voice]Today the part of Guido will be played by Marius.[/Announcer voice]
Hey, it’s-a me!
Careful there Slick.
LEILA!!! *squeeze*
We missed you!
*Squeeeeezies*
Hi Avis!!! I’ve been trying to behave… Trying…
Why bother?! It’s more fun not to!
*pinches Avis*
*doesn’t say where*
Hmmm…you are so right little birdie!!!
# Slick slidin’ away… #
It’s not
BaconLube is it???
I’ll go check… be back in a jiffy.
Don’t trip on that dipstick!!! Ouch…too late.
*trips on dipstick*
*faceplants*
Those darn service guys are always in the way!
*helps sis up*
*wipes grease off her with shamwow*
You’ve always been the clumsy one.
The fffffflbt works every time!
Sisters can be so weird.
*socks bro square on upper arm*
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
*tugs on LGB’s hair*
Heeeeeee!!!
Don’t make me turn this blog around! We’ll go right back home if you can’t behave back there.
She started it!
*sticks tongue out at Leila*
*Chases after both with a bug*
*takes bug*
*puts in mouth*
*chews*
*swallows*
:p
*smears mud all over Marius’ face*
Now I know you had sisters while growing up!
♪
Life in the Fast Lane
Sure to make you lose your mind!
♪
*Is too tired to fight about it*
*messed around and got lost*
*
is terminally pretty**
is no beauty but hey I’m all right**people don’t turn into stone when they look at me*
*Holds her (LCB) up*
*Holds Marius for ransom*
*pays 5,000,000 internetz for bro’s release*
Oh sis. We didn’t care, we were just dieing to get off.
(Sorry. I know that was wrong, but I didn’t see the stop sign.)
*waits for bro’s release*
*misses her bro IRL*
*is sad*
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
*throws an outrageous party*
You thank my aunt???
Wait…I’m getting my languages mixed up…
“Le singe a sur la ramo.”
Quit reading my mind DW!
*Pretends not to notice he’s caught up in a race*
It’s funnier with the Speed Racer music in the background.
OT, but I had to share with you guys:
I had ANOTHER dream about all the Fail Peeps all being together at once at a great, big party! It was AWESOME!
You didn’t invite Brewski?!?
Of course! EVERYONE was there!
Very, VERY tall!
I’m 6’3″. I wouldn’t want to be much taller than that.
Pffffffffffftttt!!! I am 5′ 1/2″. So there!!!
Who said that?
*Looks over at AA*
Huh?
*looks over at Marius*
Wha?
*audibly ROFLs*
You guys are the cruelest!!!
*bites AA, Marius and LGB on the knee*
Hey! Someone take care of that dog! Oops. Sorry Leila.
Woof!!!
*licks AE*
*doesn’t say where*
Leila! You don’t know where that’s been!
*scrubs tongue with brillo pad*
BLECH!!!!
I couldn’t resist – here’s a clickie, Leila! Maybe Not-quite SFW (a tiny bit of language)…..
*SNORKITTY!*
Ummm, that’s not at the party idea, just the fact that I was tallest.
Perhaps I was manifesting or projecting some sort of deep-seeded desire of yours?
*ponders*
Nah, I don’t mind my height. I don’t pay extra for clothes, they always have my shoe size in stock, and there’s an inverse relationship between height and longevity.
I know SuzieQ, it’s just shocking how much they charge for tall sizes!
Don’t I know it?!? My hubby’s 6’4″ with large feet to boot. Shopping for him is killer sometimes…
I have to tippy toe to kiss my hubby or crane my neck. I am going to buy me a portable stool.
Use a plastic bag in case it’s… you know, liquid.
Hey, do you have sisters?
One that I never met.
Are you playing or seriously? I just always wonder what it would be like growing up with you.
Serious.
Painful.
I knew it.
*squeeze*
Was I there? I’m really intrigued as to how you !magined all of us.
Most of the faces were obscured — obviously, since I’ve not seen a good majority of the FP faces! It was more just my sense of who you are, and how I perceive everyone. I mean, you were you — how you are on the blog — but no other details (except for Scotty).
Well I’m honored you think of me so highly.
*squeeze*
Zing!
I liked that one.
*snoffles*
I now have a mental !mage of a FailMeet full of people walking around with balloons instead of heads, with smiley faces drawn on in black marker.
Is that wrong?
Mine is really drawn with a gray marker.
Not at all!
I really wish we could all be together in one place, though. I’m sure that’s why I keep dreaming about it…
Ahem! What’s wrong with balloons?
*snoffles even harder*
Was my balloon the size of a planet?
So, you’ve got big hands, then.
Ummmm.. Yeah. Hands, that’s it.
I had a conversation with Rooster about such a party yesterday. I couldn’t decide if I’d wear a shirt that reads “Roleplay Hornychat” or “I have a shellacked mackerel and I’m not afraid to use it”.
I like the second one…
If you ever see a woman wearing that shirt now, it’ll probably be me.
I second the second.
X3
Why didn’t they cover the pit when he drove in? Those holes usually have a retractable cover on them.
That’s what she… forget it.
Why ask why Cloral?
Get Bud Light Dry?
Female driver.
Scuba diver.
*snorkle*
*snorkle*
Yoooouuuu’re listening to WFBG, Failblog radio. Here’s a little song dedicated especially to edmondantes.
youtube.com/watch?v=Qg7jA-H-jMo
*squeezy*
Today’s lesson: Never drive on holy ground.
Holy ground devours you whole?
*squeezes the mushy*
LeiLei! I missed you, baybay!
*squeeezeee*
Heeeeeeee!!! You are making rhymes now. I never met a mushy that can do that.
Oh trust me, you’ve merely witnessed but a smidgen of what this mushy can do.
He can do backflips, and karaoke, and if Italian plumbers eat him, they grow exponentially!
And that’s just the start!
One side makes you bigger. The other makes you small?
I dunno, you’d have to ask Alice.
She can’t hear me, she’s currently 10′ tall.
That’s what the dormouse said.
Well, you see, it means that. Everytime you do. I don’t. Okay, the thing. Just about the same. I believe that they’ll… It sounds wrong even when. I once had a. No. It happens when…….
What’s tomorrow’s? I wanna get a jump on it.
Tomorrow’s: Sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith.
Into a haystack?
Thank you lordy for the comments which I am about to nom.
*NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!*
*NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!*
*NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!*
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Excuse you.
He is one little rude monster that Bloggy.
OOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
*THWACKS Foy with the shellacked Mackerel*
You should, like, totally write that on a T Shirt, or something.
*examines Foy’s Thwack-ed corpse*
^5.
*snork*
Believe me, I intend to!
^5
I may have to get one with just a semi-colon on
What? You’re getting a colonoscopy?
Seen it before, but one of my favorite videos of all time!!!
Hey now…what about Beyonce’s?
:pleh:
What about The Last Unicorn?
You are dead. Not big surprise.
Go on now! Shoop!!!!!
No, I’m just living impaired.
I thought you were living challenged…
He’s just experiencing deferred death.
OoOo, I think I’ve heard of that. It’s a new program Visa uses for people who have too much credit card debt when their time comes.
CC debt … the worst!!!! Blood suckers is what they are.
LMAO XDDDD HAHA
What was the song/artist for this video?
Jiffy & The Lubes: Life’s A Pit And I’m In It.
Grease and the Monkeys: Watching You Go Down in the Driver’s Seat
The Pep Boys: Slip and Dip It In
Hole: Over the Edge.
The Pits: Come on Down
Brittney Steers: Oops, I Hit Pit Again
hahaha priceless…
If you want to see a real fail, watch the USA/Finland game right now
Some of us don’t sit on our asses all day and watch TV. We have what is commonly known as job.
…which we tend to ignore. FB, baby!
Well, we don’t have to publicize that part AE.
OMG!!! You just made me realize something. Someone in our general department managed to bill one of our customer for 37 BILLION Dollars? Where you guys perhaps distracting the poor soul?
Sowwy.
Lmao……….Leila oh can I get my check for 15 million now.LOL
Woohoo! GO USA… Finnish ‘em!
wait. what? Go USA? Tell me again what that has to do with a driver failing to put the car in a right position for an oil change?
You were able to scroll all the way to mmmm’s comment, but you’re unable to find out who he responded to?
I say he should be demoted… apprentice at best.
Trick question, it has everything to do with it.
Nice try, but I wasn’t born yesterday, sonny.
Totally OT minor complaint:
If you’re going to hand me a stack of numbered documents to proofread, could you please put them in numerical order? If you’re going to e-mail me a series of numbered documents to proofread, could you please put them in numerical order?
There’s a reason they’re numbered. The sequence makes much more sense if the documents are in order.
*grumbles*
What comes after ELEBENTY??
*pats NS* I feel for you sista.
Heh — almost responded in lolspeak.
I’m sure the person who gives me the documents can’t quite count to elebenty, and we don’t tend to have elebenty documents to deal with at once (thankfully). It’s often a stack of six or eight documents, so putting them in order shouldn’t be that difficult. I could even deal with them being in reverse numerical order. Shuffled? Not so much.
Charge me!
Old fail is…still pretty funny.
what a moron
Wow! poor little retards!
So incredibly predictable, that I safely gave it 1 thumb before even watching it, and then watched it, and it was *exactly* what I predicted! Down to the color of the car!
EPIC LAMENESS FAIL!
I just want to know if it was a woman driving the car. (BRING ON THE HEAT!)
Fixing her make-up.
Old Fail is old.
But still funny
Definite Fail and Awful Driver Manners. The driver failed to keep his vehicle directly over the rectangular slot so that his tires don’t fall in.
Is that your captain?
you*
TRF is that this vid has been on fail blog before, just has remixed music to it now.
Did he die???
Man this must be like the bagillianth time somebody has posted this vid…
woman
Heh, and I like the final no-go gesture the guy does even after the great land-shark has been beached.
I can’t help but think it’s mostly the fault of the one guiding the car.
Is he die?!
must be a woman driving
I was about to comment the same thing. It should become illegal for women to drive!
there actually are people this stupid that can’t follow directions that you give them, its quite sad really.
Won’t load for me.
I’m always so scared this will happen to me at those places, s’why I go to midas now, they drive it in for you, and if this happened, you could sue!
Also..why do people use these comment boards as a chat room? It’s annoying.
Pontiac Grand Am – Fail.
I like how the guy leading him in didn’t really react much after he failed.
in korea, poor female driver say “ms.kim” (in korean”김여사”)
Oh god… what piece is that playing in the background… So compelling! I must know! Can anyone tell me?!
LOL, I am so happy this video is on here. I worked in this exact shop that exact day and time, I was standing just out of the picture and was supposed to be doing the oil change on the car. the MAN obviously did not know how to drive, and after falling in the pit was still reving his engine trying to get out of the pit. Then, the guy had to pay for the towing, and pay expenses for damage done in the shop, AND for time lost to us (as we could have been doing oil changes on other cars, calculated at approx. $50. every 10 mins)
oh, and the shop is located in Brooks Alberta, Canada!
100% FAIL