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Tagged
*tags*
You’re it!
*flees*
*collars jam*
that will stop the flees.
Did he linger over his donuts too long ?
The automotive equivalent of a toe tag?
disgruntle police officer’s wife..
See, this is what happens when the Mounties Modernize.
You’re it.
Tag! You’re it, no tag back!
Guten Tag!
Jules, did you just tag yourself there?
*Averts eyes*
Is that what we’re calling it now?
You can look, Marius. It’s just a dog tag.
Hee! Hee!
In that case, Fluffy, we need to prevent a tag line.
*Gets the hose*
*breaks truck’s windows, passes the hose through*
I thought it was catch and release?
tension mounts at the police office
Jimmy Justice for the win!
Second
-3rd
Forget a-boot it…
i must say, considering the fact that i had a cop banging on my door at 5 this morning, i love this picture.
Are you Sarah Conner?
baha no, this cop was looking for someone who lived in the apartment before i moved in. he tried to arrest my roommate.
Was she Sarah Conner?
haha! no, my roomie is a boy, and the cop assumed it was the guy he was looking for. i had to get out of my warm bed to set it straight.
Was he John Connor?
Dam you and your fast fingers.
And agile too…
*throws up a damned ‘n’*
Oooh! I love a good case of ‘smartass’! Let it stick around.
*takes out paddle*
Now who wanted their ass to smart?
*looks around and points*
It was him. I heard him say it!
Should have known it would be Arthur.
*walks in his pet donkey*
*wishes it was smarter*
Only if he changes his name to John Connor.
sure man… he’s john connor. and the cop was the terminator. once he realized he had the wrong guy, he apologized and walked through my wall.
I hate it when that happens. I have two man shaped windows now on either side on my door. You would think a robot that advanced would just use google and get it right the first time.
i know!!!
Was he looking for John Conner?
Did it involve a yellowish wheel clamp?
Police version of The Club?
Is someone getting booted off the force?
^ very funny
Probably just a prank, I wish they would give it arrest.
The prank does seem a little enforced.
Are we sure that they’re not just trying to protect someone?
Well, then I guess that would be fine.
Maybe they should take a break and go to the park.
Thats the ticket.
They just donut know what’s funny…
I would murder for a dounut about now.
I’d have to charge you a dollar for it…
A dollar?! Thats highway robbery!
not if you want it bad enough!!!
I don’t know country you are in, but here that is a steal.
A dine and dash doughnut?
america, where the economy sucks, and if you want a damn donut that bad, you’ll pay a dollar…
I wouldn’t know…not really in the area.
what area are you in?
The other one..
*chews on fingernail, trying to figure out what this means* …………. nothing.
So that whole ‘female intuition’ thing, not really a swiss army knife then? (yeah, that’s a hint..but not a very precise one)
switzerland? germany? maybe my female intuition only works on guessing genders *blushes*
New York was ours once…
There you go!
Native American?
England =]
Dinosaur!
Rwaaawwrrrr
i FAILed history.
I prefer to think of it as history failing me.
agreed.
The Netherlands.
That’s low!
All of the above (minus england, sorry yelziap).
boo.
hoo
moo
woo?
Loo!
poo
sue… baha!!!
yoo?
You nut jobs reminded me of a silly joke I heard from a 6 year old:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
It’s OK, don’t
baha! my little brother thinks that’s so smart… wait, here’s on from him:
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
why?
cause it was dead!
i laughed =D
John!
aww… that doesn’y rhyme.
doesn’t*
I like ‘doesn’y’, sounds new and fresh.
haha thanks for making me feel better about my awful typing =]
When life gives you lemons…
grab some salt and tequila.
Ha ha! That’s what the cops get for doing a bad service.
(No cop is perfect, right?)
NO COP IS PERFECT?!? How dare you??
Well, Robocop was pretty close until he suffered that software glitch.
I am da law!
*Has a dreadful memory*
That’s ok…we won’t judge you.
Oh, I totally judge whatshisname over there.
*pounds gavel*
only a trick…….
A classic case of the pot calling the kettle black
For years the Good Cop and the Bad Cop had remained friendly, despite their disagreements on proper interrogation.
Finally, though, the Good Cop couldn’t sit idly by.
… so he ate a donut while watching the bad cop put a boot on the chief’s car.
Of course the good cop got a 6 week suspension without pay for his actions, while the bad cop got a promotion and a raise.
Oh Canada…
D’oh! Canada…
We strand our guard for thee!
*snerk*
Is that what their anthem is a-boot?
Oh Canada! There not a real country anyway (jk). Its a southpark reference.
No one expects the parking inquisition!
*makes a familiar gesture*
*50 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard starts dancing and singing …*
A fact
you’re ignoring:
it’s better to lose your skullcap than your skull
The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you’re wishing
That we’d go away
But the Inquistion’s here and it’s here to stay!
Maybe the RCMP should stick to horses. Dudley Doright never got booted!
I am a little young to remember well but didnt he get “booted” all the time by his horse kicking him in the ass?
This is just part of the classic rookie hazing ritual. First the boot on the car during the morning donut-run, next comes tasing in the shower. Pretty standard-issue stuff.
Don’t forget switching their hair spray with mace.
Oh man, how could I have forgotten that gem. Switching their sidearm with a water pistol right before a crack house raid is a great one too.
Changing out their hand cuffs for pink fuzzy ones.
Throwing their mother-in-law in the drunk tank for a couple of days…
Oops that’s not a prank, that’s a birthday present.
Having your girlfriend arrested on trumped up charges so you can fulfill some sick prison sex fantasy.
That might explain why I married a nurse.
*snerk*
Reminds me of that scene from “Police Academy” where Mahoney switches Harris’ deodorant with mace…
There she is!!!
*birthday squeezies!!!*
♪♫ Happy Happy Birthday, Suzie dear
Happy things will come to you all year
If I had a wish, then it would be
A Happy Happy Birthday
To you from me! ♫♪
*squeeze*
Geez…you guys….
HAPPY, HAPPY BURPDAY, SWEETIE!!
*happybirthdaysqueezie*
Happy Birthday, Ms ButtaCow!
*squeeze*
hes no where near a doughnut shop tho D:
he is no where near a doughnut shop
Wait…could it….are those…..MOUNTIES!
Only in Canada…..lmao.
No, you’re allowed to lmao in America too. In most countries actually.
Only in Canada you say….pity.
*drags large bathtub from grave*
*fills it with the blackest coffee*
*
safety**room suddenly appears darker*
*falls face first into tub*
*lays there, not moving*
Oooh – careful there, ZA. Please don’t burn yourself with the coffee.
*wanders off to get some coffee of her own*
Zombie/coffee stew. I think I will pass.
Cafeine is cafeine.
I think the idea was to put the tire in the boot, not the boot on the tire.
Warning: Certain boots can lead to a flatfoot.
There is a difference between police and police force in Germany. In fact, a german police officer could get his car locked too for an administrative offence by the “other branch” of the police. But that occurs rarely (and only in not really minor cases) … there is honour among thieves
only in canada
DATS A WIN!!
it’s payback time!!!
In other news, an over zealous wheel clamper is beaten to a pulp by Police.
Oh, those wicked, wicked mounties
this is what happens when cops take their jobs too seriously
I live in the town where this happened, the store the RCMP car is parked infront of owns that yellow lock. They do that to every car that parks infront of their store – but the people in the car doesn’t go in the store.
AREA 51 WIN!
its only a fail for the damn people which even steal police cars.
leading by example…
I’d say a fail for the police officer, but a win for the people who clamped it.
A facepalming canadian sighing at another screwup by our almighty police force
That sucks! The queen must be very disappointed!
gendarmerie royale FAIL
Actually, businesses own commercial land and conduct business at the pleasure of Her Majesty. Obstructing an agent of Her Majesty is an offense, and by a business is even riskier. If they weren’t prosecuted, they should be very appreciative of the understanding and honour shown by the RCMP.
So thats why there is so much crime. LOL
WIN!!!
you’re busted buddy..WIN
the sweet irony
WIN for persons who put this on police wheel
It will be funny if this did other police officers 
Meanwhile, in Canada…