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wow nice one
*waits for his shadow to scream first*
I thought they had that generic comment filtered out… :confused:
generic code is silicone.
The alien is back! Someone call Ripley!
holy shirt!
awwww isn’t he so cu- woah wait what? arghhhhh
Oh gosh, you made my night!
*dials*
Well I called the wrong one, he is under R in my phone book.
Hope no one minds if Jack deals with this.
@the picture: it reminds me of the good old times when i was a kid and duct taped to my dad because we couldn’t afford a carrying thing for babies..
@k@: i totally fail to log in after i closed my browser..
No need to. Your email has to match the one you used at gravatar, that’s it.
Try ‘Weaver’….
Ellen Ripley is a Woman, fool
♫ Believe it or not, I’m not home. ♫
♫ Where could I be? ♫
jojojojojó
Thought she was more into blue aliens these days..
*alien bursts out*
*sings*
♪Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal.♪
What did he order?
Check please!
May the schwatz be with you!
(1hr 15 mins till I leave for the airport)
Where you headed off to, k@?
Vegas, then Salt lake city.
*bounces*
*bounces more*
At least you’re static free!
*bouncesqueeze*
*runs around burning nervous tension*
Trampolines, eh? Do a backflip, preferably off a table or onto a flimsy object!
*videos for FailBlog*
Wow! That sounds like an awesome trip! How long do you get to stay in our fair country?
2 weeks…..woot.
*climbs walls*
Will you get to peek-in on FB from time to time and let us know how your trip is going?
Not sure about when I am in Vegas, but in Salt lake I am staying with family so will be here from time to time!
Looking forward to it, sweetie. Take care, and have a safe trip. Don’t distract the pilot while he’s driving. Also, don’t buy anything off the duty-free — you don’t know where it’s been. Carry hand sanitizer and gum; you can McGyver anything with gum. Don’t take any wooden nickels — insist on the cheap amalgam kind…
…and no more than 3oz of baconlube on carry on right?
Right. If you can fit your toothpaste into a thimble, you’re okay.
In economy…..agreed 100%
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
(Yay! Sorry, but the weather here sucks this week.)
Not in SLC till Sunday, It can not be worse than here…..trust me!
braaainZ!
poor kid
can’t afford his own clothes
Poor man! Look at that baby ripping out of his chest! Someone call 9eleventy!
just call 10twelvety
Poor baby, there’a man coming out of his back!
Ok, there’s another way of seeing it… Who knows it?
Total Recall
“Open your mind!”
Quaid.. Start the reactor… start the..
If only someone would do kang from ninja turtles, then I can die happy.
*does kang from ninja turtles*
SOooo…. how was he?
A bit slow, actually. Overall, though, he won the race. ;D
The race??? Who was the third?
I’m not sure. But, it kinda looked like a rabbit…
Hare, hare, I agree!
So, you did kang from ninja turtles and a rabbit?? Kang was slow, but still beat the rabbit? You lead an interesting life LGB.
It keeps me hopping.
Safety, of course.
I wonder if you can return it after the party
Indeed. And what’s with the baby?
There’s a man with the baby.
That’s two men short.
But one man shirt.
I don’t get it…
It’s a shirt designed to make the baby look like the chestburster from Alien.
Not allowed to watch R rated films yet huh?
That’s the ones about pirates ain’t it?
Arrrrrrr it is that, oh maaaan of maaaallow
Yarrr, did someone be sayin’ Treasure?
…
…This be just a talkin’ Marshmallow!
From the movie alien; alien spawn with huge teeth rips out of humans chest
I thought he was cute when he was little.. But they grow up so fast..
*looks at baby photos*
its from the film total recall not aleins by the way
yeah soz didnt see the teeth on the babies head so confused now looks like both lmao
So if anybody “resurrects” this costume idea, do they have to be French and have a funny face?
Hell, Jeunet just has to own them…
My friend and his kid once went as that dude from Total Recall.
Arnold?
No, you’re Arthur.
*anklesqueeze*
Thanks, I tend to confuse that. The muscles, you know…
*anklesqueeze*
Open your mind. . . .
open your mind. . . .
Baby’s first word: Quaid…
Quite randy.
Anyone for Dennis?
He won’t be smiling anymore after he sees what the fire department did to his car.
Classic…
Not yet. Maybe. Possibly. We’ll see. Let’s sleep on it.
It’s in the Odyssey. The Island of the Baby Carriers.
Quaid… Quaid… Start the reactor. Free Mars…
I think Quatro was the “baby’s” name, although I think it was a telepathic, undeveloped Siamese twin that was actually as old as the dude he was growing out of.
Er… yeah, it was “Kuato”
What the hell have you got against Muppet Treasure Island you stupid blog?!?!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*storms around the place*
Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating Blog Monster!
*Snickers*
*Almond Joy*
*Twix*
*lolipop*
The fail about this is the baby carriage. You should not have a baby watch away from you. All the visual information is way too much for a baby and facing away from the protective body of the mother or father also increases the danger of the baby getting hurt.
In addition the specific model has already produced a generation of adolescents having massive orthopaedic problems because all the weight of the baby rests on the small area between the legs and a baby’s spinal column is supposed to be round and not straight.
So drying a baby on a clothes line is, like, a bad idea?
Unless he’s facing inwards.
His face is indeed inwards.. oh that’s not what you meant.
*grabs plunger from cupboard*
doremi, mauve is not really your color. I think you’d look ever so much more handsome/beautiful with an avatar. Won’t you please consider it?
Yeah, you don’t have to tell me twice…. Oh wait you just did..
*tries to suppress misplaced, yet undeniably visible pride, quickly turns focus on search for suitable avatar, hopes for the best*
*swoosh*
You’re not a parent, are you?
How did you guess that?
Actually, while you’re right about the facing out thing (in general — many babies do tolerate it well for short periods of time at least), I think you’re wrong about the type of carrier being used. I don’t think it’s a Baby Bjorn or Snugli under there, the ‘crotch dangler’ types. I think the red cloth that can be seen is actually a wrap-style carrier, which is one of the best and most ergonomic types of slings out there.
True, the forward-facing carry in a wrap is more similar to a BB-style crotch-dangle, since it’s trickier to get coverage under the entire bum. But if it’s a parent aware enough to be using a wrap in the first place, then the kiddo is probably carried in more comfortable ways most of the time. The usual wrap carry has the baby sitting in a comfy little pouch for the whole butt and upper thighs, giving a ‘frog-leg’ effect, which is the ideal for hip development.
Of course it is tricky to tell from the photo, but that was my impression.
I hope you are right. It’s unbelievable how many Baby Björns you get to see out there…
We used a wrap and an ergo-carrier.
Way to overanalyze.
Do you think he Kane up with that all on his own?
I Brett he did.
You could just Ash him.
That guy looks like Lars von Trier.
Sure, except for the GIANT BABY-LIKE NAVAL TUMOR RIPPING THROUGH HIS SHIRT.
hmmm. i can’t decide whether this if funny or just wrong…
more funny – wackosintheworkplace.wordpress.com
Your shameless self-promotion is just wrong.
If that was how humans reproduced we wouldn’t have an overpopulation problem!
Have you ever given birth? It is not too much different!!
I have to be honest: When I saw this on the vote page, my first thought was that it was a baby Jesus…
If that is what a virgin birth looks like…..I am glad I gave mine up years ago
You gave up your virgin? Where did he (she?) go?
To Stonehenge for the sacrifice of course!
Ah yes, where all good virgins go.
The parties are stunning!
Maybe this is what male virgin birth looks like. No wonder they leave it to the women.
100th!
LOL, omg, that poor baby!
The Freddy Krueger grin is also a major WIN!
I love that movie.
Its Kuato from total recall.
Exactly what i thought!!!
I just wondered why is the costume portraying him after he was shot (blood) then i realised
Can’t help but think, as cool that idea is, that the kid is going to have issues.
Though they wont involve killing and eating prostitutes or runaways.
I suggest calling Dr. House…?
lol looks like a chestburster from the Alien movies
The first thing I thought of was Quatto from Total Recall…
*jumps out (for real) of a humans insides with flesh still in teeth*
OOOOOHH YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
YES! I will totally try this!
Danish film director Lars von Trier. A sick, but brilliant bastard.
I think you already know but for those who do not :
It’s from Alien vs Predator ^^ The Alien Babie comes out of that place after facehugger hugged your mouth :p
No, you are stupid. You should check out the movie Aliens from 1986.
THAT’S FROM CAKEWRECKS!!! U STOLE IT FROM CAKEWRECKS!!!!
Total Recall! It’s Kuato!
Jesus Christ! (Are those stains blood or paint?)
kinda also reminds me of the one guy from the movie total recall with the baby from his chest
If you thought your baby photos were bad, think of what that kid’s going to think when his dad shows him THAT.
That’s my husband and daughter. She is a chestburster from Aliens, not Kuato. And don’t worry, grond, she’s in a MobyWrap carrier, not a Bjorn.
I thought of Bella when I saw this.
LMAO
Win??? Smells like FAIL to me!
Quite frankly that’s insulting, I mean this pic’s obviously a win.
most certainly Win. i need to borrow my nephew next haloween
Cuato Lives!!!
Open your mind… *Extremely loud baby crying*
So is that from Alien or Total Recall?
so….EPIC……
My biology teacher said that babies are like chest bursters, but i had no idea….
You’re right mommy! Daddy tastes gooooooood
Kane and son.
i like pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I can’t see the fail here, this is an exceptionally cool costume. Both thumbs up!
My friend did this with his daughter last Halloween. It was so cuuuute! >^^<
Um, wat exactly is tht?
QUAAAAADE, START THE REACTORR
that’s nice..WIN