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This is ABSolutely ridiculous.
But it will make for an interesting tan…
Warning
Swimming may damage your street cred…..what there is of it.
If this doesn’t get you laid…maybe this trick will!
Kristen Bell is sexy…even during that trick!
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i cant $$& belive it
it’ll go perfectly with the spray on hair.
can’t you just see some fat slob walking around walmart with this lil sticker on his big fat hairy belly as his gut sticks out from under his gravy stained shirt.
This came out of some local Houston publication. I think it is just a joke because there is no number, website or address.
Yeah, it is from a company that has a community magazine called “LIVING” around the Dallas area, didn’t know they had a Houston edition too. It is a fake ad they made as a “find it, enter and win” thing for dinner and what not.
The “voila” is spelled wrong -> Has to be a fail in a fail …
Guess that “adhere” is also not very correct, is it?
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I think they meant ‘voila’. A viola is a stringed instrument. Double fail.
It’s a little known fact that violins find a six-pack irresistible.
In Spanish viola means rape.
An even more useful product in this context, then! You don’t want to look all fat and flabby when you’ve got a big rape coming up.
HA! good clean family rapey fun never fails to amuse.
Yes, but also in this context it can only interpreted as an imperative verb. So it says “Just adhere the ab sticker and rape (someone)!”.
Quite the upkeep.
In Italian it just means “violet”…
A friend of mine is named Viola…she’s ugly.
I think they meant “voila” in french
in greek viola means ass rape
That would be κωλογαμήσι.
According to the postings above I guess you should better avoid using the word “viola” in european countries ..
“Excuse me, Mr. Greek Surf-Teacher, can you borrow me your viola please?” …
*shivers*
my last name is viola
No, “violacion” means rape
someone made a po fa
linger longer
its faux pas
not po fa…
fupa?
violon is a violin…. viola means rape!
exactly hahahaah i noticed the same thing
Lol that was one of the first things I noticed
Look, there’s the fiddle
Voila la viola
Very nice too: “and viola”
Plus the french word is Voilà ! not viola … lol
Yeah! Double fail hehehe… :p
I also like the fact that there’s a XXL size.
Those are the people who would need it the most!
second =O
It’s supposed to be VOILA and not viola… Even more fail!
Paste it on a slob
and VIOLA! a string instrument of medium size appears in front of you as soon as you paste down that last bit of the sticker!
A wild viola appears!
You use fake six pack attack.
It’s super effective.
Viola faints.
*finds viola with six pack sticker attatched*
*takes to the beach*
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola holds more beer.
I’ve been swindled! Mine holds lemoncello!
Oh dear, that appears to be a bass-ic hustle.
Some unsavory character fiddling around with your instruments?
They have just been stringing us along all this time!
I hardingfele for the shenanigans of that unsavory character.
No use harping about it, we know he’s a lyre.
I sihu it is….
fake abs caught on film
Viola’s new masterpiece
at the museum
For Czuhc & AE:
Why is the viola called bratsche in Germany?
Because that’s the sound it makes when you sit down on it.
Similarly:
What’s the difference between a viola and a violin?
A viola burns for longer.
What’s the difference between a viola and a violin?
A viola can hold more gambas.
What’s the difference between a viola and a violin?
A violyn is slightly larger.
what?
or smaller. I don’t actually know.
Double your fun with “back abs”!!!!!!
I am not sure I want a naval that is not my own…..
Visual
Just cut a hole so your own shows through. Viola, problem solved!
Particularly interesting if your own is nowhere near the picture.
You could just tell them that Picasso was your grandfather.
You could put them on upside down and run around scaring people
There should be a perforated cut-out for outies.
A whole naval? Do you want those sailors singing, dancing, and swabbing the decks, or just singing along with Queen?
…I just like the uniforms.
Viola readed in french would mean rape ^^ hahaha
An you readed in what language?
major lol
I think people should be forced to post their IQ behind their username and avatar.
Ya’ think?
No this is just embarrasing, Arthur….you make me feel like a thickett.
Whut?
*shrubs*
*bushes through embarrasment*
Maybe you should go somewhere a little more privet until you can cope with it in public?
*climbs into a box*
Don’t hide, come bracken out here.
Hey, I am just hedging my bets.
As long as you are vine with it, I’ll not complain.
Hey I am off on holly day tommorrow, I am pretty pine with everything.
(hence the inattention to my posts today)
*Gives goose grass*
Are yew going to get spruced up and go somewhere?
*jumps* Oak-ay.
Thank you for that Marius.
I wish I were going to a beech somewhere warm!
yes, a nice warm holly-day wood be fun.
Sorry K@, I didn’t mean to be a creeper. I hope you don’t think I’m too much of a wingnut.
*squeeze*
I just wasn’t expecting that and it took me a while to leylandii after jumping!
And, like a rubber ball you came bouncing back.
*Snickers*
*Squeeze*
I’m sorry, but I am easy to scare the ficus out of!
I think so, too!
But if it’s behind them, how will we see? 0.0
*starts peeling stick-on avatars off the screen*
Ohh stickers.. could we add scratch and sniff?
*scratches self*
Mmmmmmm. Marshmallow.
*noms arm*
We don’t nom fail peeps….that counts for canibalism too!
How about just licking?
That’s required.
*licks ankles*
*giggles*
That tickles!
*squeezes ankles*
*wishes she tasted like marshmallow*
It can be arranged….
*readies glue and bags of mini moomins*
Yeah! A mini moomin marshmallow suit!
All that is missing is chocolate and crackers.
Ahem….Apologies to the relatives Moomin…
*looks a little guilty*
I love s’mores but please do not put me over a fire.
A little toasting never hurt anyone.
*raises morning coffee*
To failbloggers, may your day be merry.
*takes sip*
*stands*
*raises glass*
To absent and present friends.
*takes sip*
*sits to open presents*
*looks for present for K@*
Now where was that car?
*looks down sheepishly*
I think I lost it.
failpeeps are not food
failpeeps are delickacies
How delicktable.
*Extends pinky*
Auto-cannibalism should be okay, no?
*takes a bite from self*
If everything’s your fault, did you just take a bite out of crime?
Is eating yourself cannibalism. . .? or just stupidity?
Check your IQ!
I have to eat through myself to see it?
Hmmm, we may have a flaw in the plan.
Um…Is all eating cannibalism?
When it is fail friends, no matter the species….yes, we are in the process of debating wether nomming oneself counts.
Nomming onself…that’s a stretch. Nomming others….maybe.
Oi….that was my real naval.
Well, the English were supreme at naval warfare. . .
….sorry, is my sailor obsession showing again
Everyone should have a sailor obsession. But where are the oranges?
Limes….in the pie…. *noms*
Arr, me abs be orange
and me banana’s curvy
Fruit Salad. Yum!
don’t hide it Czuhc,
You’re avoiding scurvy!
♫I got cabin fever it’s burning in my brain
I’ve got cabin fever it’s driving me insane
We got cabin fever, we’re flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas
♫
+10000 for the Muppet Treasure Island reference.
i was just getting a four pack when i quit working out and now i has flat belly but thats ok, at least im not so desperate to get peel-on abs…
Ah, but the fun really starts when you try to take the damn thing off… instant hair removal, I guess
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. . .
Not only will you wow the ladies with your new ripped six pack, we’ll throw in a free chest waxing. . .
At what price?
incredible pain, when you try to peel ‘em off!
I think they are lick and stick?. Guud morning “e” .
Sticksticker?
I would just love tho see one of these en a 300lb guy….now that would be a wtf moment hahah
Or this:
I’m tying this for sure!
We’ve got an ‘R’, we’ve got a…ow just an ‘R’ then.
This wouldn’t be a joke product by any chance?
Either way I wanna get some, it would save me many hours spent CGI-ing abs into my holiday vids.
DOUBLE FAIL!!!!
“just adhere and VIOLA”? We should read VOILA.
You’ve got a sharp eye for these things, don’t you.
So do many, MANY other posters though..
can someone help me with this please?
*strains to lick stomach*
I’ve had some spicy thai just now, but sure, I’ll help
*lick*
Are you wanting me to lick your tummy, or are you looking for a tummy to lick?
I have lint on my tongue now
I would, but somehow I fear being lured into a trap.
It’s only a trap if you spring it…
*hears a clang*
I think….you may have done so….
*watches with interest*
it’s actually more like fly paper for humans
….so what was that clang?
maybe it was granny’s snapper?
snapping turtle head
it’s me false teeth look!
*points*
Why are they made of steel?
I bet Jaws had nice abs too..
I grind them down in my sleep otherwise
Ah, OK,
*takes step back*
So did the fly paper work for you?
just..one…..more….. step
klæŋ
*checks behind self*
Granny, what do you think you are doing?
*readies spanking paddle*
I always wanted a custard fairy of my own
Awwwww
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
hence all the cheese
ripe and runny
*has mental image of Corsica*
tight and gummy
Cheese Gromit, Cheese!
They’re the wrong abs Gromit!
This product is amazingly awesome, though that stupid chick with the marker may actually win over this in stupidity. Yeah, lets increase my cleavage with a Y on my chest. she is SMRT
“that stupid chick with the marker may actually win over this in stupidity”
Some people don’t recognize irony when you hit them over the head with it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! ridiculous !
and now try these new stick-on faces!
Do they attach with masking tape?
if you’re young, I use gaffer tape
You need the extra strength to hold your lips in place?
lol! guilty
I’ll take two, and have you got any stick-on breasts?
no but I have some buttocks and stick-on nipples which should do!
*has a rubber pig suit*
Is that a ‘clang’ sound I hear?
Now that I have you, want do you want to play? stuck in the mud, or piggy in the middle?
Any chance you’d fall for my custard fairy disguise?
no?
Hope I look good in pink.
But the custard fairy look IS pink… and black, with New rocks, an axe and a tin of custard powder.
*Looks pretty in pink, except for the nose-prop*
that’s HOT!
Only when I add boiling water sweetie!
it’s making the adhesive melt!
Is that what they used in the movie ’300′?
Naww, that was paint, spit, oil and underwear.
What will they think of next?
Scratch and sniff buns?
*snork*
itchy bottom smelly finger!
I love how they made a big fat spelling mistake too. Viola ? I think they mean VOILA ! :p
Viola? voila I guess
I wish people would stop harping on about stringed instruments.
Adds a bit of dischord to the day.
It’s Strong Bad’s Ab-Abber 9000!
Can the versions for women be lick and stick?
And how wow exactly are the XXL sizes supposed to work anyway?
this kind of reminds me of spongebob, when he buys those inflating muscle arms
also a spelling mistake! :p viola=voila
Is anyone else as terrified as I am by that picture??
Wtf? XXL? That CANNOT look real. Not that the small one would either…
the bigger fail for me is that they wrote “viola” instead of “voila”
This looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and seeing quite a few shops in my time.
FFFFFFF. I lol’d.
HHAHAHHAHAHA WOW the product itself was just funny, the typo was more fail xP
The joke is, it comes in size from S to XXL.
“Sexy” abs on obese people….priceless.
yEAH! 200TH COMENT! I ROK!
By the way it’s not “Viola” but “Voila”… So double fail
Pure geniusness!
And its voilà not « viola » btw. If you want to use fancy French words, at least spell them right.
French fancying, joor doin’ it RONG!
FTW!
FTW!
It’s a real life Ab-Abber
Viola?
ah, and VIOLA! he’s hanging on by a string…
|the kid|
Hope they’re waterproof. The beach would be pretty embarassing if they weren’t.
As for some strange reason no one seems to have spotted it yet (although I find it quite obvious): it’s “voilà”, not “viola”!
And as if that’s not enough of a fail, it should also read “voilà”, as “viola” is wrong!
Not to mention the spelling error in “viola”.
Oh, and if you want to say “there you have it” in French: that would be “voilà”. “Viola” is a string instrument!
You dummies.
i always thought it was pronounced ‘vee-ola’ not vi-ola (rhyming with guy)
…
lol pee-cola, i luv how my mind wanders to these things constantly
Uh oh.
Looks like we’ve got ourselves a situation.
Did anybody else notice that the bottom says “Viola” instead of “Voila?”
Strangely, no!
Wow, how many more dumb@sses are going to comment about “viola”. Yes, they screwed that up too, genius number #117 to point that out. You fail at life.
You fail for addressing someone by the number of his comment. No one knows whose comment #117 was, not even the commenter himself. When you want to let someone know that you think that he “fails at life”, click on the “Reply” button, you little silly.
I didn’t say commenter number 117 – i said the 117th commenter to point out “viola”, as a random number pulled out of my @ss. You fail at sarcasm, retard.
Though actually they all got it wrong as well, because there should be an accent on the last “a” – voilà!
the ” and viola ” mispelling of ” and voila ” is what sold it to me <3
just go earn them..
so your telling me just adhere ab sticker and rape
“Viola”?
And VIOLA! You can forever stop being bullied at the conservatory.
Is there any peel & stick brain? Ou stick it on your head and… nevermind.
I prefer the ab-abber 2000!
Actually, the expression is “Voilà” not “viola” which is either an alto violin or the simple past of the verb “to rape” in french.
It’s “voila”, not “viola”.
+1 French spelling fail !
Just adhere the ab sticker and viola* !
Damn, they even screwed the spelling -_-”
this had got to be the thrid stupidest things that i have evr seen in my WHOLE life!! Just STOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So what do you do when you’re having sex? Does she have to peel it off first?
Did anyone else notice they spelled ” voila ” wrong in addition to the main fail?
Okay, what do stringed instruments have to do with ab stickers, anyway? Is it better to play the viola when you are obviously desperate to look like you have abs? Does it improve the sound quality? Would it work for cello?
That’s one way to ABS-olve the body look.
BECAUSE SPRAY ON ABS WAS ALREADY TAKEN
The Ab-Abber 2000! They’ll be ALL UP ONS!
just think, a fatass with adhered on abs……at the beach
I bet Viola is really impressed by them!
FAIL, typo and I don’t even see abs in the picture. I have more of a 6 pack!
Just want to point out the second fail– Voila is spelled wrong. They spell viola, like the instrument.
This just screams double fail
photoshop Abs !
And it’s written “viola” instead of “voilà”, making it a double fail.
Has someone noticed they spelled “voilà” wrong?
Put it on a fat person and see what happens.
include the fact that it’s not VIOLA, it’s actually VOILA, there it is in french!
why would someone wear something like this?
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VIOLA! You now have lovely music!
And Viola? Viola in spanish is Rape so you know, just ad the ab sticker and RAPE
VIOLA??????