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as old as your mum
and slippery
That was wicked granny.LOL nice.
It’s an evil spell, he meant “wiccan”
Wiccan, evil, really? With the tennet: an harm it none do as you will? Interesting.
must be reverse psychology in order to make holy wars a good thing.
???
Isn’t there a documentary out about that now? Arabic Suicide bombers are bad, but doomsday Christianity is good, right?
*scratches head*
I just don’t get it, plus you mention religion on FB and things get a little wonky.
Fair enough, I just grow sick of the whole “we’re the most popular, so we must be right” mentality.
Everyone is right, they just don’t pay attention to what they are supposed to do!
…and “everybody is right, they just say it differently.” Ah, semantics… *shakes head*
Whatever you do comes back to you three times!
I’d best stop eating those chimichunga’s then, cuz they is bad enough the 2nd time around.
Isn’t that popularly called Democracy?
Not quite. The mentality can be a byproduct of Democracy, but it usually leads to it’s downfall.
*Grabs apostrophe*
*Runs*
Don’t you wish you could go back and edit?
You’ve misspelled edict.
You’ve misspelled evict.
You misspelled
there’s one I haven’t seen before!
Kneivel?
smoke anouther fatty! F’n wacko
“…which is ridiculous, ‘cause witches – they were persecuted. Wicca good, and love the earth, and woman power, and I’ll be over here…”
“I’ve have a theory; it must be bunnies!”
Peace, love and smoke granola.
8)
Quit rabbitting the whole.
“…or maybe midgets.”
“I’ve got a theory we should work this out!”
“I have a theory, it doesn’t matter/ What can’t we face when we’re together?”
That is my favorite episode of Buffy ever!
No, you’re thinking of PAGAN. People Against Goodness And Normalcy.
No, that would be PETA.
People Eating Tasty Animals?
WIN!
Pure Evil Threatens America!
Is that a snowmobile crossing sign in the background??? Wicked!
yanno… was looking thru some pictures I took this past summer and a very similar thing shows up on Rt 109 in Lynnfield, right near the town line with Lynn (Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin; you never go out the way you went in).
“Wicked pissah,” even.
No room for DUDE on the screen.
Because it’s SWEET.
..but where’s my car?
And than?
*sneaks up, removes a and inserts e*
No and than?
And then we will eat the chinese.
Eggrolled!
RickRolled!
Ricecaked!
… but we’ll be hungry again in an hour.
Sounds like you have misfortune, cookie.
That’s OK, there’s like a billion of them.
But we’ll just be hungry again in an hour or so…
Car 54, where are youuuuuuuuuu?
I tried to park on a hill, but the car kept sliding away!
………..DUDE, where’s my car DUDE?
#*%@ refresh!
You forgot the “mother” and “ing,” RHSC.
Dude, that was totally wicked!
When did you change your name?
When did you change yours? Similarly, DOES IT MATTER?
I changed it just then. I’ve since changed it back. I do this sometimes, just to see if anyone is paying attention (or to tell a joke).
In fact, the real story behind this name follows along those lines. It was changed to make a joke and I forgot to change it back. After a few days of forgetting to change it back, I figured I would just stick with it.
Zombie is dead??!!??? Nooooooooooo!!!!!
Zombie eez dead as Soviet rabbit!
*dood
Beware outbreaks of flying monkeys.
I don’t think this is Kansas.
But it’s got ruby red reflectors.
..are you sure they are red, I think you may be lion!
*Sighs*
No one mourns the wicked.
‘specially not when they are Elphie.
Glad I’m not that girl.
You’re not Marlo Thomas?
I see you’re a sentimental man GS.
What is this feeling? Something bad, I expect.
Caution: people riding giant rabbits
Is that a bareback riding event?
No, hareback riding.
Always use a condom!
Jugged hare?
Yes, please. But hold the blood
I see you’ve already withheld your period. …
One dead un-jugged rabbit-fish….
sixth!
Have you no sense?
Mel Gibson does.
aww wait, that just makes you sound racist
Nothing new.
Get on a plane coward AE.
Coward? Says the “man” (←hahaha!) who left an anonymous threat on a woman’s website.
BTW – has your alcoholism already caused impotence? I thought so.
From the movie sixth sense hello Mel Gibson stars in it. How is that racist ?
Bruce Willis morphed again, Gods damn him.
*sniffs*
*feels*
*watches*
Click!
I heard about that.
I see dead people…
…and the horde..you can’t possibly forget them.
But they never seem to leave any evidence behind.
Are they even real… are they a mass hallucination?
*sends a consumables off for testing*
OK, who ate the ‘l’s, come on own up, they were there a second ago, and I was meant to send everything edible here to the lab!
*urp*
‘Scuse me…
Those may have contained acid
Not sulfuric acid, I hope?
Poor old Johnny he is no more
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4
“Johnny was a chemists child, but Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.”
Ha! Well done K@!
XXXX
You should see my chemical formula for the creation of scum!
It must have been hard to train them to be so tidy!
*snicker*
You said “hard”!
*giggles childishly*
*thinks I missed something earlier today*
Nope, just feeling a little silly today.
wazzup?
How could we? There’s so many of them. And they have such good rhythm for zombies.
*pokes his head up from the grave*
I’m not dead, I’m just living challenged.
This is obviously fake. I don’t think people talk like that anymore.
Yeah, they do. I’ve been in Boston my whole life, though judging from the snowmachine crossing sign in the back and the barely readable license plate on the trailer that the message board is on, I’d say that this is probably in New Hampshire where they talk like that a wicked lot (moreso than Boston).
Ehm…Chris can I see you in the kitchen?
Kinky.
Erm.. Original, can I see you in the dining room when you’re done with Chris?
Yes. Yes you can.
Eat in, or out?
Lynn, MA, along Rt 109.
I try not to but once in a while it slips, << NH resident
Yeah they do. I’m from VT and I talk like that, even though I’m livin’ on the west coast. I agree with another poster that this is probably NH though.
No, we do.
You obviously don’t live in New England. Everyone talks like that here all the time. Most of us don’t even know it’s a regional thing until someone from elsewhere gives us a confused look and goes, “…like ‘evil’?”
Bad, wicked, naughty
Zootroads!Are you in great peril Aja?
I bet you’re gay.
It’s not right for my idiom.
*Feels like a patsy*
*snork*
Stick with me kid, I’ve got you covered.
Somebody needs a spanking.
And then, oral sex!
Can’t I have just a little bit of peril?
No. It’s too perilous.
It’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
“But they’re unarmed, I could beat them singlehandedly!”
“Yes, let him beat us singlehandedly”
NI!!!
Well, I could stay a bit longer.
Ugh. Went to school in Boston. Stop it already with your wicked!!! It’s been 30 freakin’ years! I promise I’ll stop with my freakin’ if you stop your wicked.
30 years since what? The word “wicked” has been around an in the New England lexicon longer than that. It’s not like people do it on purpose, it’s just the way they (we?) talk.
Wicked!
Slippery!
I’m from Boston and I use friggin’ …been a while since I dropped a wicked.
Dropped a wicked …… what? A wicked what?
Googly?
Witch?
A wicked *supersquishyLGBeezie-squeeezie*
That really was wicked!
*squeeziesdamush-meisterhard*
Ha, we usually don’t finish a sentence off with wicked, but its more of an adjective. Like this is going to be wicked cool. Or, I just took a wicked dump. Its definitely more of a Mass-hole thing and RI thing. Damn mass-holes
Yeah, pretty much. Not like the weird surfer lingo people are imitating up higher in the comments.
we use wicked here as a different word for; very, a lot, and many more things like he said
“Wicked” by itself is a West-coast thing.
We New Englanders use it –solely– as an adjective or adverb.
And yes, though Mass-holes use it a lot, you will find that New Hampshirites use it a lot more these days.
Not to mention the zombies ahead.
Isn’t that what the yellow sign on the right is warning for? Zombie crossing?
On stolen snowmobiles even!
I’m sure this has been answered before but I can’t be bothered reading every comment…
If EpicWinFTW is run by the same people as this website, why don’t they just put every WIN on that site instead of Failblog?
tl;dr
*facepalm*
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
*headstone*
The Inquistion
Watch out, sin!
sin is heavenly.
ZA, I woulda thunk that you would say: Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis nom!
Because we all would become depressive when all we see is fails. We need a win every now and then.
If he can’t be bothered to read every comment, why should we bother to reply to him? He probably can’t be bothered to check for a reply.
Oh bother!
Unless he checked that little box in the bottom left hand corner…
If so…:twisted:
Methinks you forgot a space somewhere.
Perhaps the sign should have said ‘the TOADS are wicked and slippery’. Seriously, have you ever tried to pick one of those buggers up?
I didn’t know toads were part of the insect family. I’ve been classifying them wrong all this time!
buggers, not bugs. Its probably just a British expression, don’t worry about it.
That may be one of the funniest things I will see all day today.
Oh yeah? Hold mah beer and watch this!
*tries to do stunt*
*fails miserably*
*runs into overpass*
The words spoken by so many…..
made immortal online.
Before that we would never have known the percentage of humanity capable of failing….hard.
Famous last words:
“Yes, of course I know what I’m doing. Why would you doubt me?”
“Hey check this out!”
“I wonder what would happen if I crossed the red wire with the blue wire…”
And “You guys have nothing to worry about, I’m a professional!”
And my favorite, “At least it can’t get any worse”.
Never, ever, tempt fate like that!
“I’ve done this a million times, it couldn’t possibly go wrong”?
“Don’t worry, it’s not loaded.”
“I know this place like the back of my hand. We won’t get lost.”
“Of course we have enough gas!”
“Don’t worry, I read how to do this on the internet.”
“It’ll only hurt a little.”
“Oops.”
“Don’t touch the red button.”
Derren Brown’s Trick or Treat: “Don’t kill the kitten”.
You forgot:
“It’s perfect…what could possibly go wrong?”
“Trust me.”
and..
“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.”
~Nathan Hale
Oh wait, wrong kind of famous last words.
What are they fear’d on? fools! ‘od rot ‘em!
~ Last words of Higginbottom.
“Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man,
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man”
~Al Harrington
My folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.
You’re kidding!
No, he’s not.
They are slicker than a snot on a doorknob
im the 79th!
Is that ash from a volcano?
Don’t you just love the tropic weather?
In NorCal they’re hella slippery.
I hope they remember to pahk they’re cah in the yahd at Hahvid Squayah. That’d make’em wicked pissahs othahwise.
nah dude. its
pahk the cah in havahd yahd and give the man a q-wtah
But…I thought it was “Pahk thah cahh ‘n thah Hahhvahhd Yahd”…?
Kid, what aah you, retaaahded oah sumthin’?
That is wicked awesome…Latah we goin to friendlies and gettin us a frappe. Then were goin to packie and gettin us a sixer and get wasted.
thats a wicked pissah
lol, all of it made perfect sense. I HAVE spent my hold life around here
HELLZ YEAH!
What’s “Packie?” PacSun? Pac-Man? Pack of cards?
A packie is where you have to go and get beer, as puritan laes still say you cant buy them at the grocery store or mini maht
Package (alcohol) store.
Friendly’s – another fine Massachusetts-born establishment.
haha im from MA and i didn’t even see anything wrong with wicked being in there XP
I bet that was somewhere in New England. Hah.
Umm… Read up.
*head-bangs*
Calm blue ocean Shadow.LOL
If you should break your headstone doing that, what will you use to thwack trolls?
since when did surfers start making sign messages
non-New Englandler FAIL. Note it isn’t wicked as the be all end all. But as in wicked drunk (like right now), or wicked fast, or wicked pissed off, or wicked hungry and so on.
I’ll go further, JOEYSS, you had a non WICKED fail.
Wicked Pissah!! (gotta be from within 200 miles of Massachusetts to understand this language!) ;-p I’m probably only 1 of 5 in Seattle that knows the dialect!
Yessah!
best version of Texas hold ‘em EVER: Massahch’sets Howld ‘Em (Ah’ll see yah fah and raise yah fahty-fah.)
That’s the Kennedy dialect. No one else has that except my buddy who now lives in DC (go figure).
You’re more likely to hear the Summav’lle or R’veeah dialects when talking about Boston (Baw-stun).
Um…we say this all the time in Ireland and I’m 23!
example:
“Its wicked cold out there tonight”
also “Its fierce warm in here by the fire”
We should start using fierce. It’s a good word.
Hey, I resemble that remark! Wicked is a wicked cool! I have been using that term for like 10 years… Wait scratch that, that is going to make me wicked old… LOL…
Resemble? I ~THINK~ you mean resent.
*giggle*
No, I meant resemble… Must be a local way of me saying wicked awesome statements…
My fah-thah used to say it all the time. He’s from the Springfield / Fitchburg area.
hilarious!
DAM DEM WITE PEEPLE IN THE NORTH SURE SOWND DUM DAM I BET IF DEY WERE ATA BLAX AND BARBBQ DEY WUDNT EEN KNOW LIKE WEHAT WE IS SAYIN DEY IS ALMOST SCOTTISK DAM!
haha, I love my part of the country.
I’m a Pennsylvania girl, but this picture has me and my sister laughing our heads off. Our mom grew up in Bridgewater and says “wicked” all the time – so much, in fact, that the word is part of my own natural vocabulary (living in Idaho, I sometimes get some stares).
Incidentally, she has a wicked accent. So I actually understood a lot of the Mass talk a little farther up the page…
Or should I say, “fahtha-RUP.”
That’s where I go to school.
prepare for trouble
make it double
I seem to recall that when Lowell Weicker was governor of Connecticut, someone programed a bunch of those signs to read, “WEICKER SUCKS.”
Then there was the “Danger: Zombies ahead” incident.
Could’ve used this today. The roads WERE slippery (not up to wicked slippery yet, that came on te way back), and big rigs passed us that HAD to have been doing 60-70 mph.
massive win
I gotta friend livin’ in SW B.C. and she doesn’t bat an eye at “wicked”. Sez’ they taaalk that way in Alberta and thereabouts.
LOL This was posted on my facebook page a while back! It was originally posted on a tv channel fb page. The sign was up in Maine on a rural road.
i passed there in an 18 wheeler and well… them damn rodes were slippery!
Everyone’s been using “wicked” wrong!! New Englanders use it in place of words such as “very, really, extremely” etc, not as an exclamation (i.e. “That was wicked!”). That’s just not how it’s done. You’re all wicked stupid.
my point exactly.
Again, “wicked” by itself is a West-coast thing.
Learn your Southie, people!
Wicked and slippery indeed. (I better not lose my grip over the snow and ice, definitely as always.)
It’s a job for Captain Obvious !
I moved from Chicago to New Hampshire 3 years ago and had to learn a new language. but now I can speak the native tongue
I am going to be 26 this month and have lived in New Hampshire my whole life. I have always used “wicked”. it is a word used often. At least in southeast N.H. and many other parts of New England.
258 comments and no one has added “..by jeezum” yet? It just flows so naturally. (At least, it does if you’ve ever lived in rural Vermont.)
…I don’t get it.
funny..be careful
i dont see what the fuss is all about. i live in new hampshire, and we see signs like this ALL the time. its not that special