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Drunk Shopping Fail

Couldn’t they have found a couch?

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  1. Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista says:

    Liquor makes you do strange things sometimes…

  2. Avis says:

    I think they’ve had enough.

  3. nightshayde says:

    I’ve never gone shopping for a drunk.

    Wait. Wut?

  4. ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni ▲Caution slow posts▲ says:

    Shopping makes them cuddly.

  5. -Hydroxy says:

    Shop ’till you drop?

  6. Aja says:

    Hold my beer and watch this…

  7. Avis says:

    I’m a little curious as to how likely it is for two people to pass out at the same time, while in a brightly lit store.

  8. mighty mister mushy man says:

    Someone should poke them….

    and then of course, pay them.

  9. Ms B ♥ says:

    Talk about lying down on the job.

  10. Oak says:

    Guys, I’ve seen better humour. Poor sods, who knows, what could have been going on. It’s a bit sick, don’t you think?

    • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista says:

      [Best British Accent]Oh, yes. Quite. Bit of bad luck, really. Still, I’m sure it’ll turn out all right in the end. When they finally wake up…[/Best British Accent]

      • Jon; says:

        That’s pretty good LGB. Now try Liverpudlian, or Welsh, or Cornish, or C0ckney, or Scottish, or…

      • mighty mister mushy man says:

        Not to worry, govna. Those blokes just got a bit arse-over-tit. Perhaps they did a little too much charlie and had to duck-and-dive from the bobbies. They’re a little juiced up, but they’ll come right round in a jiffy!

        • Jules ♂ ♪ with Nerf balls says:

          These three lads are drinking in a pub when this bloke comes in and starts drinking at
          the bar. After a while the bloke goes up to the group of lads, points at the one in the
          middle and says, in a drunken slur, “I’ve shagged your Mum.”

          The three lads look bewildered and the bloke goes back to drinking at the bar. Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, “Your Mum has sucked my pen!s.”

          The three lads try and ignore him and he goes back to the bar. After another ten minutes he comes back and shouts, “I’ve had your Mum up the a$$.”

          By now the lads have had enough and the one in the middle stands up and says, “Look, Dad, you’re drunk. Now go fûcking home.”

        • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista says:

          See, now, I thought this was pretty good, what? Perked us all up a bit. That’s what it needs.

    • Avis says:

      That’s you in the video, isn’t it?

  11. carib says:

    Aaaww, they’re so sweet!

  12. 3dham says:

    I’m surprised there aren’t puddles near them. :mrgreen:

  13. Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista says:

    I like the caption underneath: “Couldn’t they have found a couch?” Doesn’t really look like the type of store that would carry such an item…

  14. Shoop says:

    That reminds me of the one time I slept in a Supermarket. I was chained to the food section.

  15. Bear says:

    I suppose they’re lucky they didn’t pass out near the Sharpie aisle.

  16. mighty mister mushy man says:

    *drops pin*
    *doesn’t hear it*

    Oh yeah, no ears on the mushy.

    But where did everybody go? :???:

  17. IL says:

    Aw. They’re having an impromptu snuggle nap.

  18. 123abc says:

    this “fail” is lame

  19. There could have been a lot worse places for them to pass out.

  20. 123123 says:

    i has cheese in wc. it smell good.

  21. celtic woman says:

    ha. what did theeeeeey drink?

    funnny: wackosintheworkplace.wordpress.com

    ch ch cheeeck it

  22. Avis says:

    Ummm, where’s Leila?

  23. Hmm says:

    As said above it’s an ASDA store in the UK. (The £sign is rather a give away).

    ASDA you may not know, is owned by Walmart.
    Maybe it should be sent to http://www.peopleofwalmart.com.

  24. Jayson says:

    who keeps adding all this FAKE crap… I’ve tried to upload some and got rejected cause its possibly fake… oh and this isn’t?

    • Elsa_Mama says:

      Huh??// Wha???11 Fake crap? Man, I hate it when someone uploads fake crap — the smell is just not the same … *pouts*

      Oh — and I almost forgot — insert ~~~~’s as necessary …

  25. nightshayde says:

    Why are they shuffling the order of the fails again? :shock:

  26. Jon; says:

    pffffffffft, FML.

    I’ve always envisioned myself with such a happy future. It’s just not working out for me, is it? :(

      • Jon; says:

        Where to start?

        Well so far in life, my interactions with the so-called fairer sex have gone pretty much the complete opposite of how I had hoped and envisioned.

        I’ve realised that I have no self determination, confidence or willpower. People think that they can just walk all over me, despite my complaints about the way I’m treated. I’m very slightly manic-depressive, unfortunately, so too much sh!t in such a short time has really driven me to the edge.

        I’m considering a cry for help. I really just want someone to notice, someone to care. It seems like nobody does and I can’t enjoy life like this.

        • Jon; says:

          That’s a condensed version of today.

          • Elsa_Mama says:

            Jon — you are 16 right? No offense, but few 16 year olds have had true success with the “fairer sex.” And, getting people to take you seriously will only come with age and maturity. I caution you against such sweeping statements like “I have no self determination, confidence or willpower …” And, I think all teenagers are at least slightly manic-depressive.

            Talk to your school counselor if you cannot talk to your parents. Most schools have a social worker in additon to academic counselors. I know it is easy for others to say be patient, but truly at 16 that is what you need to do.

            • Jon; says:

              There’s a massive difference between true success and any success, at all.

              The one person I thought I could talk to, confide in, is GONE. I’ve never been one for “moving on”, and it’s really not easy.

              Thanks, but in the nicest possible way, no thanks.

              • Elsa_Mama says:

                Jon — My Dear — it may feel like it, but you are not the only 16 year old who has had no success with girls. “Fair” in Fairer Sex does not refer to fariness …

                If you are truly bi-polar (and I am not saying you are not) you will need support. You say you are considering a “cry for help” – can I ask what you envision this being?? It would better if you take a leap of faith and quietly request help from a trusted adult. Surely there is a parent, teacher, neighbor, relative you can go to. If not, find a crisis center.

                You posted this here — so I am taking it all at face value that you do need help … help can be found, but you have to do something.

        • Avis says:

          Sweetie, you are 16. You can change these things about yourself that you don’t like. And people who walk all over you are not people that you want in your life anyway. Don’t try to be what someone else thinks you should be, be yourself.

          • Jon; says:

            I wish I could.

            Mild BiPolar disorder isn’t something that just goes away. It’s been hiding my whole life, and this has been enough to set it off. It’s not major and I’ll no doubt recover, but perhaps the habits have been drilled into my brain too far for me to change that.

            • Elsa_Mama says:

              Jon — One does not “recover” from BiPolar disorder. It is a brain chemistry “thing” that requires medication and/or therapy.

              If you have been diagnosed with BiPolar disorder then hopefully you are receiving help, although I think a diagnosis is difficult in teens. My very best friend has a BiPolar daughter so I have a pretty good idea what is involved.

              If you are presuming Bi-Polar from things you have read, you would be best served to get an actual diagnosis.

              • Avis says:

                And if medication is required, take it! There is nothing wrong with needing medication, diabetics need insulin, and there is no stigma attached to that!

                • Elsa_Mama says:

                  Bi Polar, ADHD etc. are all issue with brain chemistry, the meds help. BUT you also need to talk. Refusing to talk is counterproductive. And, if you ask for help you need to be willing to do something. If all you want to do is vent – that’s OK too, just tell us that is what you are doing.

              • Jon; says:

                By recover I meant “cheer up”.

                I’ve realised that talking about it really doesn’t help. Maybe I CAN change? I can certainly try.

            • Avis says:

              What habits you have can be changed (assuming you want to change them). At 16 you have plenty of time to reinvent yourself. Numerous times!
              I have a learning disability, and didn’t find out until I was 26. I have found new ways to cope because of it, that we didn’t even know about when I was your age. I had to sort of reinvent myself, and it worked!

    • coyote INFJ says:

      Hello Jon. I hope that you see this and get a bit of emotional ease from it.

      First, at your age don’t think that you’ve used up your allotment of future. There is a huge warehouse full of future and it has your name on it.

      Second, if you had nothing but an easy time of it with those of the female persuasion statues would be dedicated to you. Take a look at a major subject of love songs. Pain.

      Third, speaking as one who was adorned with more than a few shoe prints from fellow students walking on him, I can tell you that complaining probably taint going to help. It is sort of like feeding the trolls here. It gives small people what they want.

      Fourth, seek out some up close and personal help. If you can’t think of anyone, you can go to the Principal. Sounds shocking, but this is what they are there for. Trust me on this. I was a high school teacher once upon a time. They have resources that you know nothing about.

      Lastly, don’t worry about being depressed. You WILL laugh again. There have been times when that little sentence has got me through some very crappy periods in my life. By the way, everyone has those crappy periods.

      Let me know if you want to talk some more. It’s what I’m here for.

  27. ZombieApocalypse says:

    They’re not dead, they’re just living impaired.

  28. DrMym says:

    Erm, I think this was probably a flash mob that set this up! I know quite a few people who did similar across the region in different supermarkets!!

  29. Andrew Ong says:

    Instead of doing that on in the supermarket aisle why don’t they simply do it on the bench?

  30. Wendy says:

    Camerawork fail.

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  32. mark says:

    omg it soung like beginning of sweet child o mine music video !

  33. jackie says:

    Well.. my friends grandfather long time ago had died this way. So he had a stroke and in search for help entered the nearest building (it was a shop), he was not able to talk normally (sounded and looked like a drunk), he fell on the floor.
    Everyone was walking for around for hours and laughing. Poor old man died.

    Now If see someone laying on the ground, I always call emergency number and ask for help.

    p.s. Sorry for my bad English :)

  34. name says:

    I would have got more video of the hottie in the skirt and a lot less of the drunks.

  35. Samantha says:

    I wonder why that bloke didn’t look up her skirt while he was down there.

  36. blondoO says:

    they’re living their life :) )

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  38. roofer says:

    This made me chuckle :)


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