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Mine! Mine! Mine!
Win
Win</strike Wine.Wine! Wine! Wine!
WinWine.Wine! WINE! Wine! wine! wine!
… Wine?
I’d love some, thank you!
*holds out glass*
*sighs*
*tosses empty glass aside*
*trudges away, head down*
*Jumps out of hedge with WineCannon + Complete MiniBar*
Surprise! Open Wide!
Wine Cannon? Uh….okay.
*braces self against brick wall*
*opens mouth*
*closes eyes tightly*
*Waits with camera and “I Will Survive: The Karaoke Edition” for Judy post wine*
*fires Wine Cannon in Judy’s general direction*
*adds mixed spirits + c0cktails*
*safety*Tada!
*shoves heyman in front of cannon in the nick of time*
*heyman gets the brunt of the alcoholical assault*
*heyman starts singing, “I will survive”*
*walks nonchalantly down street, hands in pockets, whistling a jaunty tune*
*braces self against brick wall*
*opens mouth*
*closes eyes tightly*
..thats what she said/did?
what is wrong with you people giving comments like those? seriously! i think not many people think this is funny.
wheee.
The regulars know what is funny.
It is funny.
And I’m not even a regular.
Yay!
Dan you the Man!!
*gives Dan a cookie*
WOOHOO!
*om nom nom*
Birdie goes OM NOM NOM NOM all over your chipsies… and Dan’s cookie.
I’ve never been here before and I thought it was brilliantly funny!
you just ruined it
agreed.
Most of these comments are inside jokes. That how you can tell these guys are bored to death. And no, they’re not funny at all. It reminds me of the stupid talk between geeks in school.
lmao!!
what i think is SERIOUSLY unfunny is trying to trace the lines back to which comment you were talking about. it hurts mah head!
Stop whining!!
Would you like some cheese with your whine?
This conversation’s getting rather French.
eh, fondue.
Yes, please.
*puts on a cheesy grin for Ms. B*
There is your cheese lady.
Wait, that’s no cheese lady, it’s Cheesus!
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Mine?
You’re rats with wings!
Hey! Heyyy!!
No his!
i’d say the shoppkeeper is very GULL-ible
I sea what you did there.
I saw it too. In fact I saw a whole flock of Seagulls.
Then I ran, I ran so far away.
*snerk* College music memory win … I think.
This thread took a tern for the worst.
Bah! Just noticed the tern for the worse comment further down this thread.
I ought to kittiwake up and smell the coffee.
*sues EB for copyright infringement*
A Starling example of the benefits of caffeine.
He must be Robin-hood
Definitely robbin’
Ugh! He was supposed to hit the bank!
stupid seagulls… so hard to train
Well, according to the bag, eating Doritos is an “intense experience.”
A gull stealing from the shop keeper is an “intense experience.”
Wow… I wish I was that good.
Being able to fly would be nice.
I like my opposable thumbs, theng-kew. Happy Monkey Day!
What if you cold keep the thumbs AND fly? Happy flying monkey day?!
That would be wicked fun!
I don’t think we’re in normal evolution anymore…
Of course we are! Nobody said anything about soft landings…
Or Comfortable Flight.
I mean, it can’t get any worse than RyanAir, anyway.
RyanAir ROcks! While uncomfortable, you can’t beat $20 flights to any part of Europe from most European airports.
Don’t worry, sweetie…having haters makes you one of the cool peeps! Yer FAMOUS!!
Heee!!!!
Didn’t they have those in the Wizard of Oz? I wonder if flying Monkeys like Tangy Cheese Doritos.
Hehe, that name makes Monkey Day a little happier than it would be otherwise.
*goes back to work…*
Why doesn’t s’error palin get into her plane and take care of this problem?
Harder to hit than a 1000lb moose just standing about.
I trick is to be very cool about the whole thing; just stroll in and casually take what ever you want…
Being able to fly away if you get caught helps too.
I know – the utter balls of that bird!
*snorkgiggle*
That bird is a hermaphroditic bovine?
Bullocks!
with Udders???
Ud’er? I don’t even know ‘er!
Oh, he just goes to the University of Delaware.
*squeeze*
*snork!*
Did the bird go bowling?
Now everyone know the shopkeeper is gullible.
He should’a Sea-n that one coming.
he must be feeling the financial crunch
All he has left is the chip on his shoulder.
^s
Sassafrassin&^%*&
It’s Yosimite Sam! I love your cartoons! Can I have your autograph?
*hands Gracie a stick of dynamite*
*lights the dynamite* *runsawaywithaquickness*
you guys will never believe this but, i read this story in my english book, i don’t know if you know but when somebody studies english abroad they have to use stupid books with stupid stories and fake and invented articles.. but i’ve never expected thisone to be truth, the book is called “the english file” i think lol, i’m so astonished lol
FIRST…
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Nah sorry you’re not ^^
In soviet Russia, seagull steals you!
OLD GULL IS OLD
But is he long?
and how is he hung?
Well, you tie a rope around his neck, a stone around his leg, and you…Like a horseDunno.
The old gull is the new gull.
An old gull has still got some new tricks we need to learn.
♪Meet the new
bossgull♫♪Same as the old
bossgull♫Wow, you’ve goto have a lot of gull to pull off a stunt like that!
*gets coats
He was riding on a wing and a prayer.
He got too c0cky, and things took a Tern for the worse.
Are you talon me that he could have done better?
He broke one cardinal rule. He didn’t get rid of the stool pidgeon with a camera.
He got filmed robin that store, eh!
He had to make a Swift getaway.
So, you’re just trying to hawk some snacks, but someone keeps starling your goods. It’s a swift way to drive you raven mad.
Now, don’t use three in one sentence. Leave enough so everyone can have a tern.
Some people just like to crow about how punny they are.
So they can preen their feathers and gloat …
Now you have me feeling down.
*tickles AferVentus with a feather*
We’s just teasin’ you! Don’t take us too seriously.
Swallow your pride and pun with us!
*swans back into thread*
*casts eagle eye over comments*
Not take puns seriously? On this blog?
:question:
*feels like a right booby*
When will I remember that it’s
Does a right booby feel different than a left booby
Not sure. I’m not up on avian political formations.
flock, you peeps are funny
You guys are loons.
So speaketh she who will be dragon us over the coals again!
(Or should that be “spaketh”? There’s never an English professor around when you need one!)
It’s Speakeded, methinks.
And Judy can spaketh me anytime!
Judith — it appears that you may have a stalker!? Or, do you like applesauce? Maybe with some cheezy Doritos?
I think that applesauce is cheesy enough as it is.
There’s a thin line between stalker and creepy admirer, Elsa. Let’s see how this one ripens.
Speaking of “creepy admirer”…did you guys notice the “Powered by” on this one??
*shudders at the memory*
*digs chair out of pile in the garage* *sets up chair and sits down with my cheezy Doritos to watch the applesauce ripen* *bats away cheeky gull*
I hope this proves to be more interesting than it sounds …
I did. I wasn’t going to mention it unless you did first.
My first response was violent aversion, and I have to say I really, really appreciate the fact that no one celebrated this one.
Whew. I’m glad I do NOT remember …
I’ve been busy today, but I was poking in periodically so I could quash any celebrating.
It’s from before my time, I think.
Either that or I fortunately don’t remember.
Thanks, most Admirable Admiral.
*squeeze*
You should always preen your gloat separately.
Actually, that was four. These pun-runs are a lark.
Although it’s funny, you needn’t crow so loudly about it.
too funny
Shopkeeper fail!! He’s lost 20 bags of Doritos to a bird and hasn’t figured out to keep his door closed yet?
They’re zany antics amuse us all, each and every week, in half hour increments.
*removes “They’re” from BRS’ post*
*replaces with “Their”*
*pats BRS on head*
On with you now, run along.
Oh, thanks. That was a close one. Have you ever seen people BE zany antics? It’s not pretty.
No, I haven’t, but I’ll watch out for that.
(I figured since you got it right down below, you knew how to correctly use the words.)
Maybe it’s an automatic door? But no, a bird couldn’t possibly open such a door. And besides, if it could, the shopkeeper still fails for he should have increased the sensitivity. Maybe he has lots of eldery customers, who don’t like to open doors. Yeah, that ones more likely.
About a year ago, our local news did a story about two birds that were nesting at the local Home Depot because they had figured out how to use the automatic doors and were able to go in and out whenever they wanted.
Perhaps he figures that 20 bags of Doritos is a fair price to pay for the publicity.
$20 to be featured on a local news broadcast? Sounds like a fair price to me.
Think you’ll find that we use £s in Scotland! Not the American Dorroo.
Also this gull is real, I come from Aberdeenshire, this news isn’t new. It’s at least 2 years old.
Or at least rearranged his shelves. I suspect this is actually a Dorito’s commercial, similar to the “giant marionette” Levi’s commercials.
I jizzed in my pants!
*shuts closet door*
*locks closet door*
*sets fire to house*
*throws shamwow as he runs from house*
JUDY YOUR SUPPOSE TO WAIT TILL I WAS OUT!
Throws a little extra kerosene to Judy’s fire…
she didn’t light the fire
it was burning, burning
while 99 was yearning. …
*ktch* this is lieutenant clayton, we’ll be dropping the atom bomb on judy’s house in 5…4…3…
This needs to set a new standard in news programs. There should be appropriate music playing throughout most of the show.
obvious ad… probably faked
Do you really expect us to be that gullable?
Accutally there is a contest to make a video with d in it go viral, and its not that hard to fake a newscast. Training a seagul to do that though…Though people do raise them as pets. Meh, its equally possible either way. Depends on when this video is released. it might be an old video from what i’ve heard.
So it’s for sure an ad, but it might not be fake? How does that work? Reality advertises Doritos?
Reality IS Doritos!
Can I get some cottage cheese with mine? I know it sounds weird, but the Nacho Cheese Doritos with cottage cheese is soooooo yummy!
*BARF!*
*is not cleaning that up*
*can’t stand cottage cheese either*
Cottage cheese is one of them food that looks exactly the same before and after you eat it.
Is still yummy.
Erm … I can’t say that I ever made the comparison – was it part of science fair project Fluffy?
Well, no.. but there are some foods… like apple juice and chocolate mousse and cottage cheese….
Croissant, soufflé, escargot, chocolate mousse…
Haggis.
In NL we have a delicacy called ‘balkenbrij’, which also falls in this category. (I think it’s yummy.)
I should point out that I really do not like haggis. At all. It is really really icky.
Avis, Don’t have the stomach for it?
I’ll have to remember that one! That sounds yummy.
I’m glad someone here doesn’t think I’m insane. I was starting to get embarrassed for admitting one of my weird eating habits.
*squeeze*
And to think, I’m still considered a picky eater!
I think it sounds yummy as well…
Sowwy, sistah.
No worries. I do admit it’s a weird one.
*squeezes for the Dragon and the Birdie*
Okay, now we know your weird eating habit. Well, one of them. Who’s next? Step up now, no pushing! We’ve plenty of time to hear from all of you.
I like to put butter on Cheerios, as if it were popcorn…
That sounds nice, actually.
*reminds self to try that, someday*
Oh, and I had a look at Aga stoves. They’re nice, especially in Orange
but I prefer modern looking cookers, dunno why.
I suggest eating buttered Cheerios with a spoon. Just trust me on this one!
And Aga stoves are my dream stove, you apparently can leave a turkey in one WAY too long and it won’t come out dried up. I dunno how though…
A rare species of Culinary Elf, maybe?
And I’ll heed your advice on the spoon, now all I need is some Cheerios.
Hmmmm, the website claims that its the radient heat that keeps everything moist and yummy — and best of all it manages to reduce shrinkage to a minimum…
Every man’s dream oven/stove I would think!
*SNORK*
The biggest problem is the stove is always on (or at least they used to be). I know of a woman who just disconnects her stove in the summer, since she lives somewhere in New Mexico.
[Stereotyping]Every man’s dream oven = (delete as appropriate)
1. A microwave
2. One with a woman in front of it
3. Safety
4. A Sports Car
[/Stereotyping]
The web site says they are always on , but that the insulation is so good it stays cool to the touch … what do they cost???!!!
An arm, a leg, and a few major internal organs. They are NOT cheap!!
I figured that when nowhere on any website do they provide a price — if you need to know you cannot afford it!
But if we put a woman in front of our microwaved car, how can we safely drive it?
Internets say £2,754.00 ($4,265.20) for a “Masterchef” Electric Cooker from Stoves Are Us.
That’s probably the bargain basement floor display price too!
Something like this :
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I much prefer, and it’s 10x cheaper and more energy efficient.
Jon – that dream oven “with a woman in front of it” comment is going to follow you to your grave. Mark my (and every other woman on the blog’s) words.
But I [Stereotyping]‘d it…
Bugger. Oh well, I guess it’s off to that Ecuadorian Monastery with me.
But seriously, I am in no way like that.
Men nowadays disgust me. Their attitudes towards women in general really makes me question the “We’ve moved on from Male Ruled Society” opinion.
It’s seriously on of my major dislike in life. I would never make that sort of comment with any serious implications. I’m an avid cook myself, and my gf… isn’t. Were we to live together, I’d be the one in front of the oven, she’d be in the garden or lazing in front of the tv.
I was just observing the fact that the world as we know isn’t as civilised as it would like us to think.
Jon might do better by containing his enthusiasm and being more thoughtful and spartan with his comments.
I get the impression that you don’t particularly like me, AA.
Believe it or not, I am trying to help you.
Jon; he really is just trying to help.
I know, but still.
I’m 16. I can’t be expected to make good decisions all the time. Making mistakes is a major part of learning as I grow up. Thanks for your advice, I’ll try to think before I post on future, but don’t blame me if I don’t.
*pats Jon on head*
You can have a star for learning this lesson. Just keep it in mind at all times, grasshopper.
*facepalm*
*snork*
I was NOT *facepalm*-ing you, Jucy dear!
I always knew Judy was Jucy — better not tell that applesauce guy though …
I like raspberry jam on my scrambled eggs.
And you gave me a hard time about my chips and cheese?
might not be too bad — I like to eat egg sandwiches on raisen bread — a little jam would not hurt. I would have to leave off the ketchup though …
Lol…it’s the cottage cheese more than the combination, sweets. I can’t STAND the stuff.
Eggs = Blech! I really don’t like them, no matter how they’re cooked.
Ms. B I only like eggs when they are in quiche or custard. And part of the ingredients for things like bread, pasta, cake and other such goodies.
Over-easy eggs on buttered toast is one of my very favorite snacks. MMMmmmmmmmm.
Raspberry jam is optional…but GOOD!
And scrambled eggs are the worst of the bunch.
Raspberry jam on a biscuit with sausage in the morning! A perfect balance of salty & sweet. *drools*
GS, now that sounds lovely!!!
Ah, Dragon! Brings back memories! “Drippy eggs on toast” – my son always used to love that! I like egg sandwiches on toast, too, but my yolks must be cooked. No “drippy eggs” for me!
Okay, here’s mine:
Peanut butter and butter sandwiches. On soft white bread. Popcorn. With cheese. Melt butter, add a chunk of velveeta and melt into a sauce. Pour over popcorn. Me and my sisters ate it all the time. We thought the whole world enjoyed it. Apparently not.
And, for the record: I LIKE eggs AND cottage cheese. Not together, but separate and apart they’re delightful.
Melted butter and velveeta — how could anything taste bad with poured on it???!!
You accidenty your “that”, E_M.
Oooppsss — Oh there it is, under the cheese sauce.
*slurp* *lick suck lick lick* There, all clean — tosses the “that” up between “with” and “poured”
Oh, it’s delightful! Like I said, we grew up eating it. But when we went out into the world, we found out it wasn’t made of cheese popcorn, after all.
Weird food combos:
My wife like applesauce on fried potatoes.
I like ketchup with potato chips, salsa and cheese on a baked potato.
*holds up hand*
I, too, have eaten potato chips with ketchup.
Pringles work best.
Jules & Judy clickie.
The question is how to smuggle a truck full of these across the Canadian Border…
Thanks for the thought, dear, but… “imitation flavor”? I’ll stick with the real deal.
…
:ick: Sorry, really can’t !magine that.
I’ll have to try that DW, though I think I’ll leave off my usual ketchup when I do.
Yea — another fan of ketchup and eggs!! I made the same comment … up there ^^^^
Yep – its the best. It is also quite good on pasta!! Sorta like sauce, but not.
Exactly!
Me, too!! Ketchup on eggs….yummmmmmmmmmy!!!!
*drool*
Noodles with ketchup and melty cheese. Best food ever.
Woot!! I love meeting ketchup and egg and ketchup and noodle fans!!!
I’ve never eaten ketchup on eggs or noodles, but I’ll put butter on anything!
(Sorry, SuzieQ)
(High-5 to Avis!)
EEEP!!!!
Poor buttacow, I’m sure she doesn’t use anyone you know!
*pat pat pat*
PHEW!!! I was getting a little concerned for a moment…
Baked Beans = NO.
I really cannot stand them, the smell, the look, they’re just WRONG.
I’m gonna be a hungry student, I know.
Chickpeas, some garlic and some olive oil makes a sort of hummus, and that can be spread on sandwich bread. I ate a lot of this when I was in college. It’s actually not too bad! And it’s CHEAP!!!
Just don’t eat it before a date. It’s got at least two bad repercussions.
Fortunately I’ve inherited a love of cooking early on. If I can afford the ingredients, I’ll be eating well at University.
Never tried chickpeas, but that sounds nice anyways.
You smoosh it up, so it’s like a paste. Basically it IS hummus, but missing an ingredient or two…
Doesn’t hummus contain Olives? They’re another foodstuff I can’t stand.
I’ve acquired a Garfield-esque love for Lasagne, anyway, so I’ll no doubt spend all my income on ingredients. (To be fair, it’s only about £3 to feed one person, cooked from fresh ingredients)
It can contain olives, it doesn’t have too.
So can lasagna for that matter!
Hummus is:
Olive oil, Chick peas and lemon juice.
Anything else added like garlic, roasted red pepper, rosemary, flack seed or sun dried tomatoes and basil are for extra flavor.
I myself like to put vianna sausages on honey flavored grahm crackers and eat them like sandwich.
There was also a time I ate an ant, but I would’t exactly call that a habit…
I prefer Chilli Heatwave doritos with cottage cheese.
The video is over a year old. Failblog is just too full of fail to have realised it, thus they post an old clip.
OMG!!! Did we all forget about the “old clip” rule… oh the horror!!!
Actually this gull made the news, lol!
Ah Aberdeen, where the gulls terrorise the poor pasty locals and tear food from their hands and hold shops to ransom.
MON THE GULLS!
They’re TOO BIG
This video is older than crumbs under my toaster!
*sweeps up crumbs into small bowl*
*sets bowl outside to feed starving birds, so they don’t turn to a life of crime*
You should clean your toaster a bit more often, crumbs attract bugs and vermin.
and old, long indeterminately hung gulls ..
*smiles*
*miles*
*bareilles*
(Sorry, best I could do.)
*tiles*
*piles*
*lies*
*videotapes*
Nobody saw that, right?
Nope, not at all!
Phew!
but we have it on tape ….
*lei*
*ribbed kite ears*
Well, sheesh! You had almost an hour! How long do you want me to wait?
ie, to what?
I end the game.
*squeeze*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*moomin-squeeze*
!!!111!!!!!!
But I save the crumbs for my kids…..oh, wait…..you already said vermin, didn’t you…….
Seagul gotta put food on da mtfin’ table!
Former disciple of the Bird Man of Alcatraz.
Harvey Birdman, attorney at law…BUSTED!
Dear FAIL Blog, please stop annoying us with Failbooking plugs at the end of the video. We get the picture. kthxbai.
They need to lock that bird up and throw away the key, ther are enough criminals loose in society,robbing and stealing, without having birds steal from us too. LOCK THEM ALL UP, they are terroists.
PS
hehehehhe.. JK ..THAT BIRD RULES!!! I would happily have him “borrow” some doritos… THIS IS TOO FREEKING FUNNY!! thnaks for the laugh : )
that was so funy when that bird walked out of the store and started to run and was like no too obvious and then was like ill fly awway and then it was like no! thats even mor obvious ill just stand right here and act normal
Yup, just a normal day, sky is blue, birds are singing, birds are eating doritos, all is good, all is well ….zipadeedoda, zipadeeday…
If only I had skill like that.
*hangs head*
*starts munching on paid for doritos(
*junmps up on post*
*slices pesky “(” away with lucky ax #1*
*kindly replaces it with equally pesky “*” *
*jumps up on reply*
*goes “Crazed Ax Man” on pesky “n”*
*eyes the reply, waiting for something to go wrong, ’cause it alwys does*
(let it be known that this was planned to show my lack of skill. I’m not really that dense)
Hey Mr. Minty — do you always talk to yourself?
Yes actually I do.
Shut up! Don’t tell her that!
But she asked…
I don’t care! Shut up!
Bu-
SHUT UP!
Fine…
…You were saying, Elsa_Mama…
Minty you’re s…
Don’t offend him!
Fine! Minty do you like the color green?
Of course he does!
Ugh!
*faceplams*
*fixes “alwys” into “always”*
That one was accidental. Sorry.
I used to live in a small town with a single grocery store. The store didn’t carry M&M’s cuz they couldn’t figure out how to stop the squirrels from stealing all the M&M bags.
Squirrels aren’t that smart…the storekeeper should have turned the bags upside down so they looked like W&W bags.
*snerk*
Wouldn’t that attract the dyslexic WoW playing squirrels?
*korns*
Squirrels don’t get the same sugar kick out of the Weight Watchers Sugar Free sweets.
Though they do like any of the meals that contain nuts and nut like products.
Excuse me, Fluffy, I have to go over to facebook for a minute.
*gestures with head*
hahahahaha. i have to get myself a seagull and train it to shoplift. noone can get mad at a seagull, right?
~Right, thay are so sweet and cuddly.~
*Steals GrammarGun3000 From Jon*
*Readies*
*Blasts a space between noone*
Phew!
The comments on this site are the lamest most pathetic attempts on jokes i have ever read … Don’t you feel bad about yourself writing this stuff?
*clamps rombo the the floor*
CLEAR!
*starts countdown*
*evacuates to a 10 mile safety distance*
*Explosion lights up the sky*
No. But I do feel bad about responding to A COMPLETE AND UTTER TROLL! Now if you would please leave, that would make my day all the better.
Thanks.
*wonders how THAT happened*
Now that you mention it… yes, I do. Sorry.
There there.
*anklesqueeze*
*taps foot*
And where have you been, you funny marshmallow, you?!
*squeezes*
Argh! I never, it was Arthur!
*squeeze and flees*
Well, you just opened the door for me on this one.
Opened the door and influenza!
(Thank you CNBC Curling announcer)
Wait, but you commented. Is that some lame and pathetic attempt at a joke?
No…more like some lame and pathetic attempt at belittling. Sadly, rombo’s outnumbered…when will they learn??
Well, you know what they say…people fear and despise that which they cannot understand.
Huh?
*squeeze*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! Don’t fear and despise me!!!
*squeeze!*
*boxes Arthur’s ears*
I’ll take these to-go.
*squeeze*
You mean you’ll take them to Van Gogh.
In a Tympani’s blue box.
*squeezes AE’s ankles*
I’ll have these here.
*puts Arthur in grocery trolley on snow drift*
Arthur a la carte!
It’s a bit Schneit.
I didn’t realize that Arthur was for sale. How do I get in on this deal?
Order carry-out?
Just don’t order him on the prix fixe menu…I don’t think he’ll appreciate that!
There’s a De Luxe option?!
So is it a Smörgåsbord?
Well, he’s being buffeted by the wind up there in that cart, that’s for sure.
Arthur!!!
*pounces*
*drags Arthur to safety*
*both flee to parts unknown*
with parts unknown …?
(I’m pretty sure she knows all those parts…!)
I’m pretty sure I got all the parts…
*does inventory on Arthur*
Yup – all accounted for!
*resumes fleeage with Arthur in tow*
oh dear …. better lift him up higher Judy dear — some of Arthur’s parts are bouncing off as he hits the ground *picks up lost part* mmmmm, this looks like a good part!! *sticks part in my purse, walks off whistling*
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Particularly so!
I keep thinking of a wrecking yard where they “part out” the good bits of cars.
Ooo, I found some witty repartee.
Will I find no piece?
You’ll find it partout!
Oui shall see.
The world will be whole, and refuses to be disparted.
~Emerson
“You’ll never part with me!” — Comb to bald man
I just laughed reading these last few comments, I had tears in my eyes!
*squeezes!
Oops! Sorry, Arthur, didn’t mean to squeeze that!
*eyes Judy suspiciously*
*eyes coyote intrusively*
*in best Frankie Howerd voice* Oh yes.
I didn’t get it. Is it some kind of satirical thing?
*giggles uncontrollably*
Maybe the clerk was just a Mitch Hedberg fan?
…Anyone?
But that was a seagull, not a duck!
I’m from Aberdeen, i remember this happening a few years ago, its a bit old. still funny though
*gives MarkM a gold star*
Gull gulls gull?
Natural Selection Win!
Reporter: “Do you have anything to say?”
Looked like the bird flipped him ‘the human’ and flew off.
Attention! May I have your attention, please?
I spoke to our OhMostFamousPantslessOne Brewski yesterday, and he asked that I pass along greetings and *squeezes* to all of the peeps he doesn’t get to
spy on through windows during showers and changingtalk to on a regular basis anymore.*drinks a beer in Brewski’s honor*
*removes pants in Brewski’s honour*
*removes [censored] in Brewski’s honor*
*poses while drinking beer*
*click!*
Loads next camera with 35 mm film with 50mm lens.
bird deserves those
Pretty old, but still cool…
Thanks! I’m really not that old though.
But still cool. Definitely cool.
I call fowl.
Why I see this video for the third time on failblog? :/
You visited this page three times?
He has multiple personalities. Bier, buik and je.
Because what I show you three times is true?
They don’t actually show the same fail three times do they?
They do.
What’s a gull like you doing in a place like this?
It beats her usual dive.
Yea but, I’ve heard she’s a bit of a crow.
…because they’re on the bottom shelf, you dunderhead.
Uh yea — cuz a bird couldn’t get to a higher shelf …
I live in Aberdeen – about 10 minutes walk away from this newsagent. It is old news but for anyone interested, The seagull was nicknamed Sam (not sure why?) and the locals have been chipping in a collection jar at this shop to pay for Sam’s Doritos addiction and cover the shop owner’s losses… noone never really tried to stop Sam and I think it’s rather cool
… maybe cuz not much else happens around here LOL!
lol. thats cute
nice of those people
I think it got the whole flight or fight thing mixed up; maybe steal a bag of doritos and flight I guess
Epic WIN
Theory of evolution and natural selection in progress.
It was natural that he would select the Doritos.
Da bird has some good taste!
Old news is old
Geez. This clip is SO old — I saw it first about six years ago.
xD awww he’s just hungry!
and hell he’s gettin away with it!
no hands and still able to open the bag quicker than humans can….. and not get in trouble, gangster. gotta take notes
This is years old news!
Repeats FTF!
Let me wright this down. “Repeats… for… the… fridge…” Got it.
*sticks video on fridge door*
old video is old
tooo cute, love when animals act like humans, aaah
Oh, where is epic beard man when you need him? He’d teach that bird a lesson
Rofl i watched this on the news a week ago
Anyone else know that this is old as hell? i remember the shop owner saying that the bird became an atraction and the customers would actualy pay for any stuff that the bird stole
I never tasted those brand of chips t’ill today.
YUM!!..
“humans aren’t the only ones suffering from the recession”
Yeah, the Scots are too
Wooaahh… I resent that
More like Failblog Fail. Old video is old.
Second.
This is so old. Do the people who run this blog even HAVE the internet?
Someone give that bird a job!
that son of a beach
The fail is eating “Tangy Cheese” flavour!
I WANT!
GLASGOW!!!
That reminds me of my cat who jumps up on the kitchen counter and runs off with the treat bag, chewing her way in.
Wow! This video is at least 5 years old!!!!!!!!!!
400th YEAAAAH!
now that is my idol
That seagull just won.
What recession?
I hate being in Australia and being left out of cool things like recessions.
Well, the Ozzies get everything second-hand anyway, so it’ll come to you soon enough…
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Just FYI.
Thats my local news man! he’s on the central and borders scottish news when the usual lady is off
Typical bloody central (south) attitude. That dude’s the face of North Tonight. Why do people from the Edinburgh-Glasgow think they’re central? You’re in the SOUTH.
I have a job for this Gull! I am hungry for “Crisps” or as we say in USA “Chips”
Am I the only one thinkin this would be an awesome Doritos commercial?
Woo! My hometown xD
maybe they should put easy to open bottles of alcohol on the bottom shelf by the door…that’d be something to see, the shoplifting, DRUNK seagull
Definite win. If something gets stolen and it is found no human did it, it may be some other creature who stole it for granted.
(I hope the surveillance cameras caught the seagull out.)
thats across from my flat in aberdeen. scotland. i see it all the time!!!!
lol i think i saw that pigen before in my back yard… giveing me doritos
SSSurre. I don’t Beleve You Because
1. It’s A Segaul
1. You don’t own gmail.
This was 2-3 years ago, maybe longer. Still, it’s nice to see the psuedo nuek featured of a global platform. (Aberdeeners are toonsers!)
I hope this bird progresses to violent street crimes.
Even the birds think that the doritos are tasty
that will be 1.50 $
)
Lolz, FEED ME!… al right I’ll do it myself!
Pretty much the size of it. I went to uni in Aberdeen, and once, I was just walking along, minding my own business, eating a sandwich, when a seagull swooped in, LANDED ON MY HEAD and took the sandwich right out of my hands.
That particular shop was right across from my flat, too.