Playground Maintenance Fail
Won’t someone think of the children!
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Paul Moore Park, San Jose, CA
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# This used to be my playground #
I don’t think it’s a pose he’ll be striking.
He’ll cherish a big bruise on his butt.
And thank his lucky star if that’s all.
ouch that will hurt :S
3/4 or 1/2 inch plywood?.
lucky chocolate star
A sliver in the hither come lately.
That sounds like a maculate conception.
I’d carpet-bomb the thing.
# This used to be my childhood dream #
ouch
ANEECHKOM FIRST!!
*Wooden* you like to play on the slide?
No: I’d only end up being board.
I’m afraid plywood break my lumber.
Plankly, it looks like fun.
But it goes against the grain.
I’d say it’s knot a good idea, plane and simple. I know, I’ve stud-ied such things before.
Yew know best.
Well sliver me timbers!
my closest to first! (2nd)
actually you’re about 7th, keep trying!!
with time, it will fit…
come and play! weeee heee heee heeeee heeee reeeeeeeeee!!!!
a splinter says what?
ouch?
Splinter says no.
is it still a splinter when it’s attached?
Yes, Master.
*weeeeeeeeeeeee this is fun going down the slide…* *BANG!!! oof*
Right.
I have changed the slide-rule!
Sliding upward only?
Scaling it, yes!
Do you require our ascent?
What’s your angle here?
These people were very obtuse aout it
the b is ninja!
it’s gone!
You may be right. No need to protract this.
the big green sphincter extraction machine
the slide that swings
WIN! That’s got to be at least 4-ply!
Why would that matter, were you intending to wipe with it?
the beaver is hungry
oh k@! C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
*bows down by sheer awesomeness*
You can’t break a combo of one!
1. Drive some thick nails into the board and let thim stick out a lot
2. Make children use that slide
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
I’ve been there before. It was fun.
you left your ass at the lost and found
I’m sure we’ll locate it, if we burro about.
*champs at the bit*
*chomps at your bit*
I left me *nickers* on the slide
Hoy! Rein it in there you!
just trying stirrup some trouble
Well, quit with the unbridled passion!
It’s a trap!
Actually, trap fail.
They forgot the vat of pirahnas underneath.
They are under a trapdoor in the woodchip…..
Don’t you open that TRAPDOOR. . . cos there’s something down there. . .
Burk……is that you?
Win!
I don’t get it, why don’t they just move it?
Stop….hammer time.
*flees*
it’s getting “tack”-y in here.
♫ better knock, knock, knock on wood ♫
I wood say something, butt…
*won’t touch this*
‘Cos that’s what they’re expecting!
They remove it at the last minute.
As you slide down the banister of life, make sure that the splinters are pointing the other way…
Umm … wouldn’t you want them pointing the direction you’re headed?
Unable to find his belt sander, Jim set up his plywood in the playground and started recruiting children.
I saw what you did there.
Oh you know the drill…
Don’t we awl?
ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA
Should be appropried on ThereIFixedIt …
Ok, kids ya’ll line up for your turn on the slide. Now, you first three, put this 80 grit sandpaper on your butt. Good, now next three, you get 120 grit. We’ll have this thing smoothed out in no time.
Especially for children placed rupture testicles
It’s going to be a bumpy ride!
haha. small world.
that looks just like the old equipment set from my elementary slide, except our slide was yellow, not turqoise!
This is the playground catapult system..
Get him up to speed then suddenly stop him then BOOM!
Flies forward with ease!
oh my god, thats really sad. poor kid. :S he’d probably die becuz hed hit like a pole or a speeding car…
This isn’t a real picture. It’s a screen capture from ‘Splinter Cell’.
OMG I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THERE
i really dont get it
Bob the builder really did lose his way didn’t he..
mr mijagi!
FIRST
You just got planked!!!
Why do kids always get the fail? Well is someone trying to tell us something?
Umm boss? why did we purchase from Mr. Shank again?
Fail, Fail, Fail. The council should consult a playground repair technician to fix the broken slippery dips.
very cool
DD
that’s not good..FAIL
D A N G E R !!!
excellent solution
O.M.G !!!! Good aport!!!!
they totaly brought loose board to the park and laid it there! sooo fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m afraid playwood break my lumber and my neck
.
bueno
that thing isn’t going to stop me
Too bad if the child is pulled by the slide. hahaha
poor kid