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Sledgehammer…..each.
Is that going to be enough?
*adds 25 plugged in toasters to a swimming pool*
In conjunction with a tingly swim…..maybe
It takes two to tingle.
Thanks for that earworm. Pleh.
There’s a song about toasters in a swimming pool? I need to switch genres!
After watching Heathers, I thought suicide was cool
So I took a bunch of toasters, and I threw them in the pool. . .
*roffles*
I like this question better…FTW! Word!
*ZAP*.org
I can’t help but read-sing this to the tune of Julian Smith’s “Red Eye Flashes Twice”
Anyone else?
GOOGLE: load/epic_fail/fail_pictures/intercourse_fail/8-1-0-252
I’m just…speechless…
Just remember it could be worse.
HOW?
How?
Genesis 19.30-6?
Would that happen to be the fairy tale about a family who is wiped out with the exception of two sisters and their father? What a great idea, lets take turns getting dad drunk so we can get pregnant by him.
I was raised in a strict religious family and looking back there is some very f*cked up things in the bible.
yes Lot and his wife and children. it is a warning to Christians and the World at large. God said he would destroy all of Sodom and Gomorrah for thier wickedness (homosexuality-the masses saw two men enter into Lot’s house and they begged Lot to send the men out so they could “know them” -have sex with them– Abraham prayed for the cities because of his nephew (LOT was a citizen there) Abraham warned Lot against settling there but he wouldnt listen. Abraham prayed if there was 50 righteous in the city that God not destroy them God said “ok” abraham got it all the way down to 10 (Lot his wife, his two virgin daughters, his sons and thier wives, his daughter and her husband –making at least 10) God said ok. he wouldnt destroy it for 10.
Lot and his wife and two virgin daughters left the town, lot’s wife turned around and was turned to a pillar of salt and Lot’s daughters gave birth to two male children fathered by thier father Moab and Ammon. (both of these men fathered nations that were against the nation of Israel and are to this day. (they are both Arabs) as well as Ishmael -abraham’s ill-gotten bastard child to Hagar who is the father of Muslims who trace thier lineage to abraham.
???
*needs to find away to keep Judy out of his head*
*hands Jules a well used tin foil hat*
This hat smells suspiciously like potatoes.
I have to bake them in something!
Be thankful it doesn’t smell of vicar!
One thing I’ve never figured out. . . The tin foil is supposed to keep things out, so why do so many of the hats appear to also have antennae?
*custard squeezies*
Apparently it is worse: they’re all now looking for a passport (clickie).
…and a new Social Security card! Fiends! Next, they’ll be donning fake mustaches and trenchcoats…
To beard or not to beard? That is the question.
…Wet-hair it is nobler to chopper the slings and afros of ou-tragus fortune…
Ophelia pain.
Oh, and see
ht tp://www.savagechickens.com/2010/02/tragedy-averted.html
How do I say gross, in binary?
l0l0l0l0l0l! pixels
AHHHHHH!
Oh sorry, I thought I saw a 2.
No, that is not it. There is no way to say any word in binary. Sorry.
Here you go: 0110011101110010011011110111001101110011
10010000
ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA ZAMA
it’s working!
IT’S WORKING!!!!
Help! Someone stole my recycling bin, and I need it back so that I can get a guy to like me!
Do you have brother? Maybe you can get pregnant.
How will that help me get my recycling bin back?
Have your brother get it, or get pregnant so people well feel obliged to help you.
You’re recycling the family genes?
Well, if it will help save the planet…wait a minute.
In the long run it may prevent overpopulation?
How will producing another royal family save the planet?
Hemophiliacs?
Yes. Bleeding awful.
*dons hand-me-down jeans from big sister*
Careful, LGB – you’ve no idea where those might’ve been.
You know my sister?
No, but I have seen those jeans before. They get around.
Oh! The famous travelling pants?
Yeah: I even saw them with some Boys at the Beach …
With the cunning use of fruit flies.
*throws banana*
.
.
.
I suppose I should be grateful this is not a pedophile fail.
*Sighs*
*Goes back to work*
I’m not grateful at all.
Now I’m wondering if my brother made that search.
or if someone’s sister did…(it happens)
pedophail?
How do I get rid of blackheads… HAHAHAHA
*pickpickpick pop*
*wipes mirror with shamwow*
They don’t *pop* so much as they *tube of toothpaste*.
Thank you so much for that LGB.
*turns delicate shade of green*
I like it. It’s more like froggy green than, say, grass green… or pastel Easter egg green… or seafoam…
I was aiming for 535 nm
I do try…..OK, OK I am very trying.
*tries k@ on*
*looks in mirror*
*pirouettes*
Looks good, but it’s a bit snug in this area *motions*. Does it come one size bigger?
Give me some more cake, and it may work.
Oh yeah, that’s more whiteheads.
how do i get pregnant is just as bad? seriously people if you don’t know how then obviously you don’t know how to take care of a baby.
In defense of the askers.. it’s not always so easy to get pregnant. Sometimes it takes more than a drunken night with your brother.
A drunken night with your brother and his friends?
a drunken night with your brother, his friends, and the whole hockey team
thats too bad..guess they will have to try more alcohol next tim
I find it funny that the sécond most common séarch is how to gét rid of “é.”
I’vé réally névér had that problém.
Réally? My é kéy géts stuck all thé timé!
Must bé darnéd inconvéniént.
Hmm … is thé néw in-joké to spéak with an accént?
Oom-Lot’s of jokés bégin liké this. Théy havé to start soméwhéré.
Why do you think I havé this outragéous accent, you silly king!
but you didn’t accént your é in accént… FAKÉR!
Awésomé, I’m going to havé to start doing that!
One West Virginia joke, and I’m outta here! I mean it!
*sternly looks at crowd, daring one of them to utter a sound*
*peeps*
*pips*
*coughs quietly*
Don’t look at me. I like West Virginia. You’re traditional unionists.
Yes, they keep traditions running in the family. . .
Oh come on, it’s nowhere near as bad as *Insert Southern State name Here.*
I did not know the internet went that far south.
As a person who travels down into the heart of WV for back packing in the Monongahela national forest, and climbing in the new river gorge, I can attest to the remoteness of areas in the state.
Moomin!!!!!!!!
*Squeeze*
I’m glad you’ve made a reunion with failblog. Where have you been hiding?
Hey there!
*squeeze*
Just been working away
(you missed this on the weekend. . . i love you even when you’re not around <3 )
I just discovered Moominpappa! Whoo hoo! I had no idea. It’s as if all the cuteness in Sweden and Japan had babies. I knew I loved the Moomin. Now even more.
Vem kommer i vår ruta här?
Jovisst, det Mumintrollet är!
Med sammetsnos och liten svans,
det bästa troll som någonsin fanns!
Det är ju Mumin! Det är ju Mumin!
I Mumindalens trygga ro,
i Muminhus, vi ser dem bo!
En stor familj där var och en
har sammetsnos och korta ben!
Sådär som Mumin! Sådär som Mumin! Sådär som Mumin! Sådär som Mumin! Sådär som Mumin! Sådär som Mumin!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ma-ma-ma-m a-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ma-ma -ma-ma-ma-ma!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ma-ma-ma-m a-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ma-ma -ma-ma-ma-ma!
Pa-pa-pa *fade*
Oh, and thankyou for starting the thread the other day, that was special.
*massivesqueeze*
Oh, you saw that….?
Saw it today.
I was very touched.
Blame Arthur
*squeeze*
Hey, I always do!
*squeeze!*
Arthur touched you? …..or was it more of a poke?
Show us on the doll where the bad man tounched you.
:[
*squeezes the marshmallow man*
Let that be a lesson to you.
Too much work can make people protest.
*Massivesqueezesback*
*farts*
get a fruit frog
The sad thing is there are 15,700,000 results.
Yes, apparently the problem of not being able to sleep with your sister is far greater than the fruit fly problem.
It is realy just a few people asking multiple times. by the time thay get to their sister they have forgotten what they read …
Guess this must be what Boone is doing in the alternate reality.
Daniel has a sister?
It’s what made Aaron a monster, so he had to flee to Midian.
796,000 for ‘how do I get to dalaran’? that is a true nerd fail.
Lolz. Get someone to port you. Duh. That was the only question I was concerned with.
mommy is better but daddy disagrees
Oh! So that’s how square dancing was invented!
But nothing beats a granny in the fanny!
Vicki: I’m going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey: So? Everybody does that.
Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best at it.
Please, please tell me this isn’t one of those riddles in which “Daddy” turns out to be a German shepherd …
*shakes head*
*walks away from comment*
*snork!*
*shocker*
Almost 16000000 results? A lot of sick people in the world.
Look on the positive side, 16000000 people don’t know how…
Oh, the rest does…
Damn.
….or has absolutely no wish to find out…..
*crosses fingers and hopes*
…..that is quite a large percentage of the population…..thank all that is good and right.
You’re welcome.
*squeeze*
*squueeeeeeze*
Thankyou, and your awesome power of goodness Judy, have you thought about taking on a superhero name BTW?
Aw, why take on a superhero name when my blueness speaks for itself?!?
True…but you never know when it may be needed!
Actually, isn’t it that there are 16,000,000 websites that satisfy the search results?
Now before you kill me, that doesn’t mean that all the websites are dedicated to sleeping with one’s sister. There are no quotes, so anything that mentions “how,” “get,” “sister” and “sleep” fits this. “How does my sister get so much sleep?”
The creepy thing is that this was the number one hit. However, I choose to think of it as a small group of people who fail over and over and over again. Determination x Stupidity = Multiple Google Hits. *Crosses Fingers*
How do I get my dog to sleep with my sister?
*says goodbye to lunch*
*cleans blog until spotless*
Wha? I’m tired of him sleeping with ME every night!
Well the blog is now spotless, so it shouldn’t be a problem.
Something smells though… have you checked the cache?
You lie down with dogs, you get up with … ?
*flees*
…puppies?
Has anyone even tried it? It’s obviously fake ..
Why don’t you ask your sister if anyone’s tried sleeping with her – surely she’d know, why ask us?
yes i’ve tried it, no it’s not fake.
the question is… who is worse? idiots, inbreds or WOWers?
People who eat babies.
What if they’re bad babies…
*pinches doremi’s cheek*
*doesn’t say which one(s)*
Stop lurking! You’re quite clever. Getcherself an avatar and come play regular-like:
ht tp://en.gravatar.com/
I think these Google autofills are as funny as anyone else. But… if you try searches out on different computers you get different results. Google suggestions are not just based on most popular searches on the Web but on the most frequently searched terms on your own computer too. So… just sayin’….
Good example: I started typing “Ann” the other day and cracked up laughing when Google suggested “Ann Coulter is a Man”. Only thing was, this was my own most popular search term with “Ann” in it – NOT the Web’s.
autofill =/= google suggestion
Well, she does kinda have that adam’s apple that’s hard to ignore. . .
How many times have you asked this question? Does it keep you awake at night? Has the answer changed over time? What answers have you found?
I am obsessed. Not in a creepy way. It’s more like an X-Files mystery to me.
*THWACK*
Nobody insults our Judy and gets away with it!
Thanks, sweetie, but I can handle this.
*gets a grip on E.T. Finger*
*gets a grip on Phil’s McAvity*
*proceeds to comply with request*
*rofflesnork*
*snorekittyroffle*
That one’s going to leave a mark.
More like a gap.
More like a big huge gaping… Oh I’m glad I didn’t witness that one.
Who are you thwacking, LGB, and what did they do to deserve it?
(I just love it when a thread goes all wonky! Thanks, Em! *squeeze*)
Utter balls.
Ubber balls?
Udder balls?
*moo!*
a hermaphroditic bovine?
Nah. I was thinking more of those squeezy stress balls.
don’t fondle the suzieQ. unless she asks :O
*gropes for an excuse for such cheekiness*
*butterysqueezies*
Udder Balls – those would be interesting …
who knew there was 15,700,000 people who wanted to sleep with thier sisters…
15,699,999 other people.
…and their sisters.
I’m about to commit an act of insecticide myself!
ewwww…. thought beastiality was bad enough …. how do you make it with an insect? *wonders – did 3dham check google?*
Insecticide means killing an insect. Copulating with an insect would be insectophilia.
Why not do both, like th praying mantis?
You men thier sisters.
How would turning their sisters into men help??
So.. Is anyone gonna tell me how to get my sister to sleep with me?
No.
*giggles*
Fffffff.
Tell her her bedroom is infested with monsters, particularly under her bed. Suggest your room is probably safer.
(oh wait. you didn’t mean sleep. you meant ~sleep with~ . ewwwww. yer sick.)
Goggle is naughty ??
No, Goggle isn’t. But Giggle is.
And gaggles of giggles…well…we won’t go there…
*
s into AV’s post*
s out of post*
*places space in appropriate spot*
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Thank you.
*
*offers LGB a Swiss
They
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Trying to catch me riding
Aren’t the answers to “how do I get pregnant” and “how do I get a guy to like me” the same?
No? Not every guy out there has some kinda weird pregnancy fetish.
Indeed no (clickie):
♫ I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden
We planted a tree
Don’t try to find me,
Please don’t you dare
Just live in my memory,
You’ll always be there
All I wanna do is make love to you ♫
Actually, the answer to both would be “have sex with him”. Duh.
LOL. I did the SAME search and it came out exactly the same. Only with 22.900.000 results. Looks like there are alot more sickos
LOL I tried the same thing only it came out with 22.900.000 results 0.0 Naughty Google is growing *hides*
Isn’t the answer to “how do I get pregnant” and “how do I get a guy to like me” the same?
Yes, I see that his posted twice.
‘this’
It’s just sad that there’s over 15 million people who think “Oh, I’ll just Google it and get right on it!” News flash, you sick weirdos, a search engine isn’t going to help you sleep with your sister. It’s a goal that you have to work towards, every day.
“How do i get to dalaran” ehh WoW rocks
i don’t see where the fail is:|
Look at the first thing in the auto-complete list. Yes, the one that’s highlighted.
What I like is that some of the other autocompletes below it can be asked by the same person.
“How can I get my sister to sleep with me?” can be asked by the same person who asks “How do I get to Dalaran?” for example…
How to go to dalaran,haha alliance fails once again.
FOR THE HORDE
type “why” in google and look the suggestions
much better!
I was about to suggest that!
“Why is my poop green?”
“Why are black people so loud?”
“Why can’t I own a Canadian?”
Because we smell too bad from fraternizing with all the moose and hippopotami up north.
that’s one hardy hippopotami to be living up north with all the moose and the salmon
There’s that and “How do I get pregnant?” near the bottom. Double fail!
erm, ew much??
I actually know a guy who slept with his sister. Maybe this is where he got his advice.
oh no!
16,900,000.00 results so far – with another 10 million websites, interest in the topic is growing – now we just need the Reality TV show
i like how there is 15700000 results LOL
this is joke i hope, nobody that sick..
…should be using a computer. They should stay in bed until they feel well again.
I just tried what Babel suggested – typed ‘why’ into Google. The first suggestion was ‘why do men have nipples’? Mmm, never thought of that! Lol
Don’t know what’s more fail, the fact that google autocomplete it or that it shows an estimate of 15,7 million sites
HAHAHAHA great!
If in doubt about your sexuality – Google it!
dont forget the how do i get to dalaran. lol wowfreaks
First thing I saw. It’s sad that people have to google that in the first place, much less that it’s common enough to come up on that list. XD
i can help you with at least one of those… get a mage to port you
ya, because thats a question that comes up regularly in all of my conversations.
and the first google result is…
“My sister will not sleep with me any more? does any one have any … “
I don’t know about sister, but when I was 12 my aunt was 19 and HOT!! I don’t think I considered sleeping with her but….man was she hot!
Email the print screen to her
O.o that is very desterbing
All i want to know…… why in the HELL are there over a MILLION results for “how do i get my sister to sleep with me” … seriously. wtf.
“how do i get my sister to sleep with me”… it is grouse !!!! Thats mean that many people is grouse in the world. I am from Latvia and soon come out documentary film where sister and brother have two childrens. Film is with English subtitles: http://www.spoki.lv/muzika/Filma-par-masu-un-brali-kas/169373
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If only it were that simple
What scares me the most? The amount of results it has.
step sister is better
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is ridiculous i thought i was the only one………… just kidding!
who would do such a thing?
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¿ǝɯ oʇ ƃuıuǝddɐɥ s,ʇɐɥʍ – sıɥʇ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop ı – ǝɯ dןǝɥ
Search: “How do i get m”
and the 7th option is “How do I get my dad to sleep with me”
autocompleteme link fail
still I’m thinkig that several “fails” are really WINs!
who did not sleep with your sister!
This exemplifies why the the “intelligence” in AI is indeed… Artificial.