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They need to step up their game.
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Anime babes, make me think the wrong thing.
I’ll take… the blue one
Japan: Producing 90% of the world’s weird sh#t since 1952.
omfg lawl
Seconded! Wait till you see their “weiner shapers”. True story.
I’m guessing the radiation from the nukes we dropped is to blame.
Seriously. I know I should laugh. But this japanese stuff scares the hell out of me. Creepy.
Moe, huh? They call them parasite singles and NEETs.
(NEET=No Employment, Education or Training)
Pillowfigthing with Girls just reached a new level
It is date night or bate night?
I hope you mean DEbate.
Oh, I’m thinking MASTER debate night.
Oh they’re masters, alright.
Lol, then you’ve got to get in tune with Sailor Moon.
Or poke Yuna in her tuna.
caz that cartoon has the boom anime babes that make you think the wrong way?
So is there one with all woman with anime men pillow sleepover party. I bet it’s much better than these guys….is it?
No. We do NOT want to see that.
That’s what SHE AND HER SISTER said.
I don’t see why this is a fail
They’re living together with bros who share the game interest
If anything, it’s a win
*facepalm*
manhood fail, relationship fail, life fail, finding the same significant others for a fail sleep over, priceless.
LFMAO
In short: Epic Fail.
*napalm*
*Facenapalm*?
Lipbalm
Lipbomb! (tilts cap to cyanide and happieness)
the funny thing is that two of the guys have the same pillow, wait,oh i mean date.
Hah, you losers were just wasting your time at home on a saturday night when these guys were on a QUINTUPLE date. In your face!
Looks like a SEXTUPLE date to me. On your pillow!
You’re right. But hey, I’m not Asian, so I’m not good at math =D
Wow, stereotype much?
More like “reverse stereotype”
This reminds me of that guy marrying an anime character from Love Plus DS.
Really? It reminds me of a sweet version of inflatable dolls…
And by sweet, I mean creepy.
It’s when you can’t afford a Love Doll.
Damn economy!
Pyjamas!
That’s the fail, right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lay off the pajamas, would you? There are some things you just don’t insult.
Hello Tsuruya…would you like some smoked cheese?
nyo~ronn
Norero~n
Nyore~ron!
Mr. Nude.
…but what would the kids look like?
Sleepy
Their noses would be stuffy and their skin soft as cotton.
According to God: “Once there was a boy who woke up with blue hair.
To him it was a joy until he ran out into the warm air.”
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
The girl with the blue hair is a DIRTY CHEATER
This is why you never get to date twins.
Nono your wrong, their twins!
Their twins… what? Do tell, or at least in future use proper spelling.
The spelling is fine, it is the grammar which is poor, Mr. Troll.
Grammar ragers dont get laid
Grammar ragers don’t get *foomed.
So THIS is their “ancient chinese secret”…
they are japanese
YOU are japanese
yeah, he`s one of many peking dukies
You are turning Japanese
I think you are turning Japanese
always make sure your Japanese is brown on both sides
I really think so ♫
he wishes
Well, the girls are, anyway…
Occidental identification myopia. Comes in original and extra racist varieties.
Oh, dear. I’ll just have the cake, please.
The cake is a lie.
LOL! Portal.
NOt sure, but I think Black(star) was making an Executive Transvestite Reference.
Oh btw I have NO clue how to do the icons.
yush the cake is a total lie. But wait, if the cake is a lie, is the pie the truth? :p
waynes world! party time! excellent!
So, wheres James Franco and Komiko??
Kimiko-tan FTW!
Japaneses are a very sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad people from what they once were.
Not everyone can be a samurai warrior. Not everyone can live by the power of the sword. Not everyone can die with honor.
I, for example, make kazoos.
Nobody can be a samurai now. Tom Cruise was the last one – and then he killed Oprah and ruined it for everyone.
He killed Oprah? Wow. He redeemed himself!
How so? Kill Oprah and you die – period.
Tom Cruise is a scientologist, not samurai, there’s a big difference.
samurai’s follow the way of the sword.
scientologists follow the way of the douchebag.
I think it was a reference to the movie “The Last Samouraï” =D. Isn’t it ?
No, definitely not.
Really? That sounds seriously interesting. How are kazoos made?
More importantly, why are they made?
that is a noble job, do not think so lowly of it.
Japanese is an adjective and cannot be pluralized.
Good – goods
Fly – flies (as in “superfly”)
Bad – bads
Sticky – stickies
Fat – fats
Flat – flats
If there is humor or counterexample in your lists, the subtlety surpasses me.
They would be counterexamples, except the plural forms are nouns.
bads??? wtf school did you go to?
none by the look of it, or if he did, it was one of the bads ones
Thanks, Toasted Garlic and Badger Whisperer! The humor in your comments was not too subtle for me at all.
uh, that would be
‘it was two or more of the bads ones (or more)”
The plurals of from list are either nonsensical or have magically been whisked off to noun-land. Ergo, must try harder.
I do enjoy your citing of “superfly” though, as if that makes anything right ever.
Jelly is in fact carnivorous. [Cited from Superfly]
Now nobody can disprove my theory!
‘Goods’ is not the plural of ‘good’, it has a different meaning.
‘Bads’: no such word.
It’s like people saying ‘informations’. Singular or plural, the word is still ‘information’.
I think from now on, I’m going to start referring to damaged goods as “bads”.
lol. i think i found a new quote i will remember forever. or may be just a facebook status.
Actually, in economics there is such a term as “bads.” It refers to things that you don’t want (as opposed to goods, which one would generally want to consume).
It’s sort of a specific-use piece of jargon, though … I rather doubt that Philip knows it, based on the nonsense that was the rest of his list.
It can be used as a noun, too, just like American. But you certainly don’t pluralize it like that, no.
Disclaimer: I am a white chick, yes, but I live in Japan.
Well isn’t it that when Japanese is used as a noun, it should automatically be plural? One doesn’t say, “look at that Japanese walking down the sidewalk.” I may be confusing PC with Grammar though.
“One doesn’t say, “look at that Japanese walking down the sidewalk.” ”
Yes, you could.
That Japanese /what/ walking down the street? Person? Flag? Mutant dinosaur?
It’s like “look at that Milanese walking down the street.” That Milanese cookie? Or person?
Nationality adjectives ending in “-ese” are frequently thought of as not also working as nouns. Some people don’t mind using them as nouns, but it sounds weird to enough people that I’d recommend against it.
^This is exactly what I mean.^
Usually when referring to a specific person or specific people, one generally uses “Japanese” as an adjective. I.E. “That Japanese Guy,” or “Those Japanese Women.”
One generally uses “Japanese” as a plural noun when speaking generally. “The Japanese are very traditional people.” One would also use Japanese as a noun when referring to the language: “The Japanese speak Japanese.” It seems a bit of a taboo to use Japanese as a singular noun when one is speaking about people.
@FLB That’s exactly right.
This is all debatable, but the important thing to remember is that one doesn’t simply say, “look at the Japanese walking into Mordor”. No, no, that would be quite wrong.
I see what you did there.
nihonjiN
Ah yes, thank you. It’s been about 6 years since I last spoke Japanese. Sorry for my ill attempt.
If your a white chick living in japan, do they try and put blue wigs on you and take you on a picnic?
Japaneses?
Japanie?
Jap’s?
Japoes?
Nip’s?
I mean no offense.
It is also used a noun: “Japanese” is the accepted noun to identify one of that ancestry. It is also the name of the language.
Looks like the one with green hair, isn’t happy. Times in life when you should commit #334 : when your sex doll rejects you.
She’s not rejecting any body, she just needs some pillow talk to get in the mood.
This is why it is so easy to score with hot Japanese women.
Scoring difficulty is inversely proportional to thread count?
I love this thread.
don’t hate the Otakus! they are the reason the Anime industry is so successfull and i get to watch my animes that don’t air in europe!
btw, that blue haired pillow chick is two timing.
*pours a drink for Avis*
meh. I’ve seen worst
I am a fat, 16 year old nerd who spends as much of his time as possible on Xbox. and i still lookk down on these sad, sad people
Best reply ever!
Best reply to the “Best reply ever” ever!
Worst reply to the “Best reply to the “Best reply ever” ever” ever!
Best reply to the “Worst reply to the ‘Best reply to the ‘Best reply ever’ ever’ ever” ever!….wait..wah?
Best reply to the … sorry, I lost my train of thought.
well this turned out better than i expected
Did you know that the birthrate in Japan has fallen so low that the Japanese government, afraid that the economy will tank right along with the population, is now offering special tax bonuses to married couples as an incentive to have more children?
Dunno why I just thought of that . . .
So, import more people from China, both problems solved…
Nothing is allowed to be imported into Japan! NOTHING!
Just raw materials (for one possibility, see teacher fail above)
“god, you’re being such a non-pillow right now.”
Fun trivia- Chinese tourists in Japan spend twice as much on average as those from the other countries combined.
that’s pretty sad actually. these guys are usually businessmen so successful that they do not have time nor courage to approach a real woman.
Yeah – that’s pretty much a sad facet of modern Japanese society……….
Lol, those crazy Japanese….
Wonder if they rotate hoes
Hoes are human women.
These are PILLhoes – hahaha geddit? Geddit?
I so do crack myself up sometimes…
Boo.
*hands sigh a tub of spackle*.. Happy spackling.
This is some scary stuff… Is that their government’s new technique for reducing the ammount of births? If it is then it’s an epic win, the world is already filled with too many weirdos! XD
might be the new “Evolution”, those with pillow / anime girls won’t have their genes in the next generation, thus makig the world better.
Those crazy asians… They would be capable of designing an anime looking robot that you can have sex with and that will generate anime looking babies… I’m not even sure it would be the weirdest thing they have made…
Seriously, I’m the only one who noticed that the blue haired twins have the same pajamas as the guy on the far right?
if its crazy and twisted it comes from japan. that island needs therapy badly.
There is almost no therapists in Japan XD
Clearly, someone needs to register and setup therapist.co.jp
If this was you and your buddies and you did… this…. then sureeeeeeeee take a pic or two. You will be able to look back fondly in your old age and remember the fun times you had with Daisuke and Ichiro and all those crazy guys… but why, for the love of all that is good and holy would you put it on the internet???
There’s something about this picture that reminds me of a childrens’ hospital. The pyjamas? The posters? The weird high bed?
Whatever. It’s just adding to the bads.
OLD PIC IS OLD
People, please stop taking things from RayWilliamJohnson.
It’s really not that funny.
Boring, pedantic troll is boring and pedantic.
Well, I have one of those pillows myself…….I am a girl but man, those babes are hot, my boyfriend likes them as well…..and those pillows are very comfy
so… ménage à trois?
what?
no no no:) You know, this pillow helps me with back problems, the babe on it is just a bonus:D
Or perhaps manga a trois . .
“I am a girl but man”?
So you are either a transvestite, or a man with a girly buttocks then?
A man who has a thing for female butts. A girl butt man.
Night night onee-san… *switches off light* *LOUD WHISTLE-LIKE HARPY WAIL!!!*
It’s either onee-sama (older sister) or onee-chan (younger sister)…
Either way, its creepy that you are sleeping with it.
@grammar nazi:
Actually, Oneesan (お姉さん) refers to one’s older sister.
For the definition of younger sister, I believe you’re looking for ‘Imouto’ (妹) instead.
The honorifics -sama and -chan differs in that -sama is used primarily to address persons much higher in rank than oneself and, in commercial and business settings, used address and refer to customers while -chan is used to refer to children, animals and childhood friends or close friends with a few exceptions if one is an adult and uses the honorific -chan with someone else, which indicates considerable intimacy.
Cheers!
*squeezes “to” in between “used” and “address”*
the japanese never cease to amuse me xD
Japan: Producing 90% of the world’s weird sh#t since EVER…
…what? but i do that too…
They used to be cool..i mean: Ninjas? Samurai? Now they are just a nation on nerds.
Nerds make you do some crazy sh*t, yo.
Kids, just say “No” to nerds.
This just means more Japanese twat for me! Thanx for bowing out of the race fella!
right on! love those japanese hotties
I’m a hopeless nerd myself and even I find this creepy.
wow….I draw anime so much I watch it too and play it yet these are sad people that couldn’t get a real date lol.
I see 6 pathetic virgins!
Yeah, the House of Mirrors can be a scary place.
LMAO, good one.
Game over. You win.
Substitute woman Win! who needs a real girl,noisy and complaining thing ! you can have imaginary one that never complains and dp whatever you want!
you’re a very lonely man, aren’t you?
i love the little chibi sailor venus in the right-hand corner
and i love how in this entire picture, thats the only thing that stands out to me….
Dude, Sailor V is in the pic twice. She is also dead center. Gods…is it wrong that out of everything odd about that pic, I notice thetwo chibis.
By all that is good and right in the world WTF is wrong with me?
ohh yeah i see it, and no its not that bad, eveyone should love Sailor V. Actually, this picture is bringing me Sailor Moon nastalgia….i wish i was a little girl again so i could watch it without being too wierd
MOOMMM!! can you please wash my.. pillow? It got some weird stains on it!
No! i don’t know what kind of stains they are and how they got there!
Seriously..? I tried reallllly hard to laugh.. :\ I cracked a smile.. but the thought of that is just…. *uber sigh*
Those kids have no life!!!
Someday they’ll upgrade to love bots. Until then they’ll have to cleanse their presence from the gene pool with pillows.
I thinkk they need a better life…
I thought this was a joke on 30 rock but clearly it’s real.
Every year, pillows are mercilessly used by people to batter each other for fun and festivity until the poor pillow has all its innards spilled out onto the ground. Now thanks to this brave group of lonely and confused teens, we can all appreciate our pillows coexist with them peacefully. Say no to pillow fights, say YES to pillow love!
*cheer for pillow love*
I hold respect, pity, and fear for these people. They truly are God Tier Otaku. And now, for some reason, I wondering who took the picture. Is someone being left out? Do they have an extra pillow-girl to document the whole thing? The world may never know.
u guys need to get a life. N as mi cuz would say ‘ u need to get laid’!!!!!!
You need an extra 30 minutes of English class.
HAHAHA this reminds me of that 30 rock episode
A date night with a pillow wouldn’t be a bad idea right now, as I’m so sleepy…
Oh look, the winners circle
What surprises me more than the fact that these guys are sleeping with anime pillow girls is that they actually took a picture and uploaded it to the internet.
Japan still using pillows… They are advanced then most of the world, shouldn’t they have sex androids by now?
So ronery…
Well real girls aren’t nearly as perfect as anime girls anyway…
????!!!!!
weirdo…
No, that’s true. You can’t mold real girls into your desires. At least with anime girls, you can set personalities and appearances as you see fit.
wow, this is beyond fail. this is sad.
SO RONERY
</3
God that’s sad.
ninjas samurais and ww2 japanese> what they really are today… Makes me disgraced to be a ninja
WTF …..that’s just wrong ….it takes no lifer to a hole new meaning
“hole new meaning”
Was… was that intentional? Given the context, I mean…
I always sleep with a pillow but this guys are really sad.
Am I the only one who notices Sailor Something-or-other on the wall o the right?
2D GOOD
3D PIG DISGUSTING
I see a sailor venus and a chibi moon T-shirt
and a sailor moon poster top right corner
*you gotta get in tune with sailor moon
’cause that cartoon’s got the boom
anime babes make me think the wrong thing*
Date night fail…virgin win!
I want! ^.^
BTW, yay for Sailor Venus!!!!
Wow I wonder how u got that picture…
Nerd-virgin win!
Another reason why I hate anime…
And that comment just shows how ignorant and narrow minded you are. There are some truly beautiful and complex anime films but folks just dismiss it all as ‘toons, tentacle rape, w/e. These fellas in the failpic don’t help to promote anime as an art form either, though I’m fairly certain they’re just goofing around. (Who the **** has a sleepover at their age? And with pillow-babes…)
What a shame.
Toons and tentacle rape? woooot .. have i been watching the wrong animes?
Where haaaaaaave you been?
Isn’t that like hating football because of the drunk obnoxious fans who paint themselves in team colors and go shirtless when they really shouldn’t be shirtless?
OMG Minako chan is in the back ground!!!!! Sailor venus!!!!
wow, they have a bad taste in anime pillows. Those girls aren’t that hot, I mean, come on.
Need one.
Im the First one to say First and BTW this is my first first
Oh… so THAT’S what a love pillow looks like. Sure as hell look better than those trashy blow-up dolls, huh?
woot anime on pools
This is like CWC in spades
Japan fail
anyone tells you to go to hell, yep, come right here!
Looks like there’s a deficiency of girls and redundancy of pillows in Japan. Is this a brothel for virgins? How much do they charge them and what services did they provide, coz in my mind there’s only one kind of satisfaction the pillow can offer.
if you see a brothel saying “free pillow included” run away.
Wow, only thinking about possibility of living in Japan drives me nuts. You better pack a gross amount of Valium, Prozac and Vicodin before going there.
i wonder how the hell they keep up their numbers from time to time…
Fail? Man, this is what I dream about every day. Living every second to my own terms.
We all die, and not one in a million of us is as important as Newton or Einstein or anything like that, so what the hell do you care what I do with my life?
Cheaper than a Real Doll, too.
In Japan they call these kinds of people “otaku”. There are otaku in America too, the only difference is that the American version is scarier sh*t!
Please to explain meaning of ”otaku”. Is it a version of Failure to Launch syndrome?
“•(o-tah-ku) In Japan, otaku is a fairly derogatory term used to describe an obsessed fan of something (not necessarily anime). In North America, however, the term is often a badge of honor for hard-core anime fans. Sometimes also used to refer to anime fans in general.
http://www.animecritic.com/resources/glossary.html”
because apparently google was to hard for you.
This is just sad.
I like Anime, but I never once thought of doing that, and GOD! They should go to parties more often to at least meet some drunken chicks…
im gonna keep saving these anime freak pictures
W?
Is it just me or is the 2nd guy to the left groping that pillows breast?
It’s not just you.
or just asked for the pillows
get REAL girlfriends losers!
What if they wanted girlfriend winners?
so… I herd you like… anime
NOOOOOOOOO Taboo!
Perhapse all the braincells used for politness didnt leave enough for maturity.
I have to admit, I actually studied in Hokkaido for a year, in Sapporo and in Hakodate in the fall and spring semester, respectively. On both campuses I lived in the men’s dorm and encountered a few fellow residents who were otakus, but I never saw anything this nerdy.
So I guess my point is, if you don’t know much about Japan but assume this photo tells you everything about the country as a whole, then I suggest going there to visit some time. You might be pleasantly surprised.
if you keep the pillowcase on, does that count as protected sex?
Otaku night?
What’s really fail is how hug pillows back in the day looked like, I mean anime girls wearing pajamas? The hug pillows of today show little to no clothing! Girls in pajamas aren’t even that much of a turn on anyway. Negligees or tanks & panties, sure, but a full body pajama? Nah.
Well, the one in the very front looks to be one of the naked or near naked pillows. I think that’s why the guy wrapped a towel over part of it.
I couldn’t help but think 3 things in this picture.
1) “Gee, that guy in the back is really getting hot & heavy with his pillow gal.”
2) “I wonder if the two guys on the left every mistake their pillows for the others & get into fights over it.”
3) “Hey… I wonder what anime the post on the left with the girl & sunflowers is from. The art style looks cute…”
*sigh* ill never get the japanese.
i hear this is a plot twist theme for Naruto. It was all a dream by a man groping a pillow with an anime character on it.
aww…look…one guy is making out with it….how cute
I’m sure he’s enjoying himself right about there 
That’s… just sad. Reminds me of when I saw a picture of two guys going on a picnic with human-sized dolls of anime girls. And not those fat guys who live in their mom’s basement, but normal guys.
I mean… I can only think they are completely unable to have a conversation with a girl. Or another person.
And then, the guy who married one of those girls from a relationship simulator for DS.
They are surrounded by people, but at the same time, alone.
Yeahhh otaku can get real creepy. But hey, they’re just being themselves.
Don’t hate.
First glance.. oh its a japanese frat thing.. do this and you get into the ”Secret Society of Ninja Nerds” .. then second glance.. maybe its a class to teach them how to be with a woman? Step one.. sleep with pillow that won’t kick you out of bed at 2 am.
Men masculinity fail.
They look like nerds why don’t they make the next smart phone or super computer or something that isn’t what they are doing
So THIS is what happens to japanese guys when they can’t get a date?
…omgsh…theres obsession…then theres unhealthy obession and it does make me feel better that i see sailor moon merchandise on the wall…
Only in japan
the real offices of failblog hahaha lol
Bwahaha!
I like manga and even enjoy reading some of the “ecchi harem” genre, but “otaku’s” like these are just plain wierd. You’re never gonna date them, guys, so find yourself a warm body to cuddle (preferably not one of the ones in your room right now).
WIN!!! If they had hot anime guy pillows I’d so do the same thing XD *super Otaku*
Sob, I feel so sad for them.
there japenese, what do you expect?
Have they no shame?!!
japanftw.com has stuff like this as well
teh rei
EW, WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF CHIBI-USA IN THAT ROOM!?
………that’s the grossest part. =_=
This is sad. Many American fanboys have similar addictions. It’s called “I’m-in-love-with-a-girl-from-a-nintendo-game” and will hopefully be the topic of the next Jerry Springer
I have that sailor moon poster on the top right corner! GOOD TIMES!
anime rock ^^_
I like anime myself but GREAT SCOTT!
No wonder Japan’s population is dwindling.
hope they use protection…lol
old pic is old
what the deuce?!
Poor Minako…
And… SAILOR MOON FTW!!!
japanese idiots..
meh, i want those pillows! they seem comfy …. flufffffffyyy…. x)
So is the guy gonna tell us how to make kazoos or what?
“It is always brave to say what everyone thinks.” And you really did it!
Nation FAIL
O______________O i dont no witch !s @ fail me spalling ore th@ piktcher