Last time I had an exam they asked me if I wanted to see what they were doing on TV, put in the oh so delicate terms..
“Sorry, did you want to watch your cervix on the big screen”
Nothankyouverymuch
Reminds me off when my wife was giving birth. They asked if she wanted them to lower a mirror attached to the ceiling so she could see what was happpening. She give them a very ~firm~ No.
Hehehe! I had that too. Some, let’s say, private exam and the doctor asked me if I mind if his students were watching. His 12 students, to be precise, among them 7 or 8 females. I did mind.
I feel your pain, I hope it wasn’t too invasive, luckily for me the room was too small for any more!
Then the twit overdid the anaethetic for the procedure….cue inability to breathe, anxiety levels through the roof, and 4 men between my thighs.
*despairs*
Had a colonoscopy at a med center… they never forewarned about a med school class coming in to watch… I was sedated a bit but not so much that I was unable to tell them to take a hike.
@AE: Apologies for any offence, but I really wasn’t making you the object of anything – the “naughty bits” comment is a Monty Python reference that just seemed to fit the thread; and up there ^^^ I was actually joking on the sense of “loud”: I could have said “we” or “everyone” or whatever.
Martial (Roman epigrammatist) has a poem addressed to a doctor saying, basically, “I wasn’t ill. Then you and all your students examined me. Now I’m ill”.
I just stand by the ignorance is bliss viewpoint, If I don’t know I am ill, I am not ill, only when someone examines me do I ever find out I am, so I don’t go to the doctor.
The exception to this rule is my friend Dave, who is a geriatrician….and says I am in worse shape than most of his patients!
What’s going on with all the cheez sites recently. It takes ages (and I’m talking about 30 minutes) for the images to download. It’s affecting all the sites, and only the images themselves. (i.e. not the adverts or any other part of the site).
omg wen ppl do dat it maeks m sad. lern 2 spll goshhhhh. u noe its annoeing.omg wen ppl do dat it maeks e sd. lern 2 spll goshhhhh. u noe its annoeing. duhhhh.
actually, you just can’t see well, or have a tiny screen or something, cause I can definitely see the zoom lense and the battery cone on the front, and seeing as that was a fairly popular design for cameras, im surprised that you failed to notice like everyone else, that he would get a shot up the girls skirt.
Good, it wasn’t just me. I saw the Friday Rewind and clicked on it. THen got the fail-oh-four error. went back and did not see it anymore. But did notice that wrestling fail had moved.
Or did I break FB by clicking?
You’ll have to pick a different Cliché, I’m afraid.
Arthur does the blame-taking around here. Scotty does any mechanical adjustments required, LGB has her phobias, Avis and Dragon vaporise trolls through their respective methods, ZA does the whole undead horde thing, BF has a seemingly endless supply of malfunctioning clones, Leila is the blog’s resident lawyer if needs be, Judy does the prostate violation, and many many more things have already been covered.
Because obvioulsy, all pictures must be taken at the exact same instant…
Where does it say he is taking the picture of his interest at the moment of this picture? Nowhere. Perpahps he is still preparing to shoot his photo, or he already took the picture.
for anyone who has ever been upskirted, it’s a tremendous feeling of personal violation. i don’t think this is funny at all. it is a sexual assault & anyone who thinks this is a win is a big loser.
OMG! This reminds me of my father. He is a perv like that! Video tapes women in their bikinis at the lake. I never once felt like I had privacy in my house. Watch out for pervs like my dad ladies!
Well she’s covering up the stuff with em hands.
No she didn’t, I’m not seeing straight.
LAWL
Click, wait, what??
lol bnope, he got it.
*Click*
SNAP!
KaBOOM!
Shamwow!
Slapchop! Your gonna be slappin away your problems with this! Were gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time! =D
You’re going to love my nuts!
is this in a courthouse?
Looks like the back of a theater… seats are too nice and spacious to be in a courthouse.
And you’d know??
When I see people posting comments like these I feel much smarter … (relatively…)
It… was… a… joke…
what the hell is he holding?
Ultrasound vibrator.
And you know this how…?
Honestly? It’s not that hard to see.
A digicam.
Though it’s pretty damn fail to be photoed while up-skirting
No, it’s the perfect diversion – the ladies are too busy looking at one camera to notice the other.
He was kind that way.
He’s a scumbag.
Perfect diversion, but he’s gota make sure HE isn’t in the picture too! WTF!
I like the idea of an ultrasound vibrator more.
Your new glasses.
I just hope the girls each got a copy of the picture.
Its A Camera…Upskirt Shot!
He is holding a camera for his own purposes
I think we are seeing the top of a microphone with the ‘box’ that has the TV station’s logo on it….or maybe its an Ultrasonic Screwdriver….
a razor?
It is really just the latest in gynecological exams.
I wish!
*noninvasivesigh
It would make me much less likely to run for a whisky and my blanky afterwards
Gyno visit= day off work + ice cream + sofa + vodka
Last time I had an exam they asked me if I wanted to see what they were doing on TV, put in the oh so delicate terms..
“Sorry, did you want to watch your cervix on the big screen”
Nothankyouverymuch
You should have, and then the next time you could do-it yourself save money.
NHS, we pay with national insurance for helthcare here.
Reminds me off when my wife was giving birth. They asked if she wanted them to lower a mirror attached to the ceiling so she could see what was happpening. She give them a very ~firm~ No.
Another one for my “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” file.
Aw, you know, you did miss something special. It can also stimulate contractions, helping the baby be born more easily. But, to each his or her own.
* snork *
*snork*
I agree. There are several functions and parts of the body that are nice if they work as advertised; but I don’t need to see them.
…or see them being poked and prodded on a live TV feed!
*squeeze*
*has sudden thought*
*checks youTube*
*breathes sigh of relief*
Youp0rn is where you have to look…
Remind me to never look.
I expect this is not the moment to mention the J. Geils Band.
I’m pretty sure that you both should consider your comments about me a little more careful.
*considers comment about Arthur…*
*considers Arthur*
haha arthur is taking it personally
Like your prostate.
barium enema.
But I’m
guessinghoping there wasn’t actually an auditorium. :question:No, just 2 nurses, the doctor and 3 students.
*curlsupanddies*
Hehehe! I had that too. Some, let’s say, private exam and the doctor asked me if I mind if his students were watching. His 12 students, to be precise, among them 7 or 8 females. I did mind.
I feel your pain, I hope it wasn’t too invasive, luckily for me the room was too small for any more!
Then the twit overdid the anaethetic for the procedure….cue inability to breathe, anxiety levels through the roof, and 4 men between my thighs.
*despairs*
You hallucinated?
I wish! Nothing remotely sexy about that moment in my life!
I wish I’d have had the guts…..or indeed any breath left in my body to do so!
Had a colonoscopy at a med center… they never forewarned about a med school class coming in to watch… I was sedated a bit but not so much that I was unable to tell them to take a hike.
But don’t you want to share your most embarrassing moments with everyone? After all you are a failblogger
Not in 3DHD first person full colour glory though!
*plays 20th Century Fox theme*
And now… “Arthur’s Private Areas 2: Return of the Over-Invasive Medical Students”
“The naughty bits of … .”
What did I just say? Didn’t you understand it?
My post was before yours, Arthur.
And we’re just joking…
You’re making me the object of your jokes. Don’t do that again.
I couldn’t decide. It was a toss-up between “the cabinet” and “a horse”.
Sorry…
@AE: Apologies for any offence, but I really wasn’t making you the object of anything – the “naughty bits” comment is a Monty Python reference that just seemed to fit the thread; and up there ^^^ I was actually joking on the sense of “loud”: I could have said “we” or “everyone” or whatever.
…and then you were transferred to the room with the big mirror for your exam?
Live feed on the internet!
:ick:
What exam was it. I’ve gotten “the camera up needle eye into your ball sack”. It hurted for two weeks when I peed after that.
Martial (Roman epigrammatist) has a poem addressed to a doctor saying, basically, “I wasn’t ill. Then you and all your students examined me. Now I’m ill”.
What was, will always be!
Ohhh, I was hoping I’d be competent at least…
Martial has another about an undertaker who used to be a doctor. Punch-line: “What undertakers do, you did when you were a doctor.”
I just stand by the ignorance is bliss viewpoint, If I don’t know I am ill, I am not ill, only when someone examines me do I ever find out I am, so I don’t go to the doctor.
The exception to this rule is my friend Dave, who is a geriatrician….and says I am in worse shape than most of his patients!
Asterix in Switzerland.
Will you please find the link for you down there vv?
It is very cool!
I did, thanks. I’ve been trying to adjust my avatar the past ten minutes but I don’t have photoshop nor paint on my Mac
I am certain, “widescreen” right?
For me is an EPIC WIN
Win.
loser
WIIIIIN!
Oh Ooh! Busted…
Czuhc, I think it vanished from FB2, so again: This one is for you.
ht tp://www.middle-east-online.com/english/?id=37291
Speaking of FB2, Arthur, I sent you a request under my full name (It’s in my clickie), but I think you may have declined it?
These are the FB2 rules: you send a request and you wait. You NEVER talk about your request.
So it’s like
Fight Club…nothing…?“that show Captain Haddock and other villains smoking.” Haddock ain’t no villian!!!
Thanks Joe, I’m glad someone made the effort of pointing that out. Thanks mate!
*blows smoke screen*
*takes Joe’s wallet*
*kisses Joe’s girlfriend*
and another one – though you might already know it
ht tp://avaxhome.ws/magazines/complete_asterix.html
Say CHEESE!
Why? She looks clean.
So does [Insert wh0re here]
Thats not what his picture is showing!
voyeur win!
I wonder if his flash is off, might give away what he is doing
I thought the whole point was a flash … of one kind or another.
but she’s not flashing, which is kinda the point, eh?
What’s going on with all the cheez sites recently. It takes ages (and I’m talking about 30 minutes) for the images to download. It’s affecting all the sites, and only the images themselves. (i.e. not the adverts or any other part of the site).
Is it a Failblog fail, or a me fail?
Well I don’t have troubles like that
no troubles with tribbles?
That’s what you get for running on a MAC
It might be a you fail. Running Firefox with AdBlockPlus, the sites have been loading fine (except for when WordPress was down yesterday).
omg wen ppl do dat it maeks m sad. lern 2 spll goshhhhh. u noe its annoeing.omg wen ppl do dat it maeks e sd. lern 2 spll goshhhhh. u noe its annoeing. duhhhh.
If you live in China probably China Censorship Win.
opps reply fail this goes to Fedjerick
but who is the most subversive person in this photo?
I’d rather see his picture.
I’m pretty sure there a lot of those on the internet.
He’s offically been PIMPED! LoL
I can’t believe i spelled that wrong! Way too early!
CREEPY!!!
Those girls just scream “Russian mail order bride”. They’re probably used to upskirts.
Perv win
i wonder how they reacted when they saw him in the picture?
I tryed that once. Your sister caught me, though.
No “y”. It’s an “i”.
Whoops
You know his fingers are no where near the button, so he isn’t actually taking a picture, it’s an innocent act that looks much worse than it is.
I believe that’s called “shooting video.”
I could be wrong, but this looks like the public gallery of the US Senate. Can someone confirm…?
Nah – It’s the gallery of the House of Representatives in Australia. The bloke is Peter Costello – former Treasurer of Australia
Um, his thumb is right where the button would be, on top of the cam. If he isn’t taking a picture, he is definitely trying to look up her skirt.
epic win?:)
How has no one noticed that’s the screen, not the lense, do he’d only take a picture of his hand. It actually is an honest coincidence.
actually, you just can’t see well, or have a tiny screen or something, cause I can definitely see the zoom lense and the battery cone on the front, and seeing as that was a fairly popular design for cameras, im surprised that you failed to notice like everyone else, that he would get a shot up the girls skirt.
You’re right. I was on my phone. Looking closer, I can see the lense now.
I call that a Man Win. The guy was ninja enough to take a Pic/video without her knowing….thats win.
… except he got caught in the act, thus making it “FAIL.”
I’d like to by that guy a beer for having some balls on him.
Something about this smells fishy.
Shouldn’t this be a win?
somethings looks dirty
That’s a lonely guy.
Ok, who borked the blog!?!?
The Friday Rewind is GONE
I think the PTB may be removing the tasteless Fail from earlier.
Except for now it’s the previous post to this one!
*stares at the little birdie*
You keep saying what I’m saying but right before I’m saying it.
*looks for the hidden camera*
If you could find the camera, it wouldn’t be hidden now, would it?
*is glad she’s wearing pants*
That makes it sound like you aren’t normally…
… as opposed to the skirt in the picture way up at the top. ▲
Ah. I see.
*kittehsqueeze*
Apparently we think much alike at times.
So far, they’re doing a poor job of that. It’s still right before this one, methinks.
Good, it wasn’t just me. I saw the Friday Rewind and clicked on it. THen got the fail-oh-four error. went back and did not see it anymore. But did notice that wrestling fail had moved.
Or did I break FB by clicking?
Should we blame Arthur?
When shouldn’t you?
Can I take the blame this time? I want to be known for something.
You’ll have to pick a different Cliché, I’m afraid.
Arthur does the blame-taking around here. Scotty does any mechanical adjustments required, LGB has her phobias, Avis and Dragon vaporise trolls through their respective methods, ZA does the whole undead horde thing, BF has a seemingly endless supply of malfunctioning clones, Leila is the blog’s resident lawyer if needs be, Judy does the prostate violation, and many many more things have already been covered.
*gets to work on fixing the Space/Time Continuum*
Yer gonna have ta give me more time!
*cuts a small hole in the fabric of Space/Time*
Hop in there, then you’ve got from 5:46pm yesterday, if my calculations are correct.
OK. Who borked the blog? The FAILs have been changing order, and now the video rewind has disappeared completely.
It’s Friday! I can’t deal with this kind of chaos.
HA! Jinx!
W. T. F?????
*goes to a corner and curls up until it’s all fixed*
*takes this as a sign from the gods that she should get some work done*
*blames Arthur*
Has anyone tried the ageless IT solution of “turning it off then on again”?
*wonders if this is my fault this time*
Should we blame your modem instead?
The Arthur3LD™?
Is it plugged in?
Sure, blame the modem!! The timing is right for it!
*SQUEEZE*
Stealing our fail rewind to punish the Moomin protestors?
Oh, what a giveaway! Help! I’m being repressed!
Strange women in lakes distributing swords is no basis for Government!
Supreme executive power should come from a mandate from the masses!
Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
Well I didn’t vote for this fail.
In Soviet Russia, you flash camera?
Apparently, even if you’re not aware of it!
I don’t get it.. -_-
wow! quality man, quality!
What if they were married? Maybe he has an odd voyeur fetish for his wife.
Haha I thought it was a grenade.
Isn’t that celebrity renee zellweger
I thought so too…
I’m more disturbed at the people seeing this as a win. Dude, get laid and leave the creepy stuff alone.
I agree with you 100% on that, Sarah.
As far as anyone knows, he’s just holding the camera and it just looks like an upskirt photo.
People are guilty until proven innocent on this site.
是啊,就我担心而言,这曲解需要一个生命。
Does anyone know what that person said????????
perv snapper. bet it would be fun for him to explain that pic.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Definitely photoshoped, look at her giant head!
Fake and gay!
Unreal and happy.
Sounds nicer that way, doesn’t it?
Who TF is looking at her head??? Staged, yes. Shopped — why? What?
geezus
lol…what if the shutter noise wasn’t off?
Look at where all the knees are. If the dud were taking a picture, it’d be of the inside of his own right thigh and knee.
Nothing to see here. Or there.
Because obvioulsy, all pictures must be taken at the exact same instant…
Where does it say he is taking the picture of his interest at the moment of this picture? Nowhere. Perpahps he is still preparing to shoot his photo, or he already took the picture.
3 people in an otherwise empty auditorium? C’mon, guys, the whole thing is staged.
for anyone who has ever been upskirted, it’s a tremendous feeling of personal violation. i don’t think this is funny at all. it is a sexual assault & anyone who thinks this is a win is a big loser.
hes holding a juicy couture charm box. i work there and that is exactly what they look like.
Are those girls midgets or something? They have really short arms :/
OMG! This reminds me of my father. He is a perv like that! Video tapes women in their bikinis at the lake. I never once felt like I had privacy in my house. Watch out for pervs like my dad ladies!
happens all time in japan…cameras by law have to have a sound when take picture so people know,….yada, chikan! anyway, too much here in tokyo
the nerve!
he is a scumbag really!!!!!
After having a laugh at the obvious fail. take a moment to laugh at the guy’s posture and just everything about him that screams:
“I am a heavy drinker!”
Thats all I can summarise from his extremely red face. Unless he is choking while doing this.
Actually i believe this guy is smart…
LOL Fail? What fail? I wanna see the pic he snapped.
that is the bolshoi theatre in moscow
lol, at first i thought her legs where his, and i thought he was having his pants down…
PERVERT WIN!!!
BEAUTIFULL!
Alana LaRose and friend
yeah..that really subtle
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