-
-
Copy & paste this:
Popular FAIL Videos
-
Recent Failures in Communications
Pablo on There I Fixed It: Bruce Campbe… OMG I NO RITE on WIN!: Hacked IRL: Live Life to… Martin on WIN!: Street Performer WI… Culebra on FAIL Nation: Cats Love Them!… saycheez on Parenting Fails: Parenting WIN… AZfederalist on After 12: The Best Use Of Beer… IgnatzHorowitz on Parenting Fails: Oh Grandparen… recepti kolači on Happy FAIL-o-Ween! recepti za kolace on Autocowrecks: I Was Just Suppo… skyhack on School of Fail: College Counse… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
Rocky road?
Apparently, the moose tracks end here.
That would be the elk and safety inspectorate.
Rocky Raccoon.
Dirty duck.
Slimy snake.
Icky iguana.
Crispy cadaver.
*suddenly looks nervous*
*won’t say why*
Flat Frog.
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/18/funny-pictures-cat-so-thats-what-happens/#comments
Squished skunk.
Aww, he looks so cute rising from the grave like that.
*squeeze*
I thought of you immediately.
crunched critter
Gooey Gator
Roach Ripple
Zen Zebra
Carrion & Caramel
Squishy squirrel.
Double Skunk Pavement Chunk.
Snake & Strawberry
Armadillo Butter Cup.
Punkin Puss & Mushmouse.
Chocolate Possum Swirl.
Vermin Chocolate Cake?
Beetle & Baileys?
*snoffles quietly*
Karmic Koala/Breezy Badger/Intrepid Ibex/the rest of them.
NOM NOM NOM!
I think they should have stuck with the original 31 flavors.
How ’bout some fresh road kill ice cream, eh?
Be a deer and get two scoops for me, please.
Quit Badgering me!
Well, if you stopped weaseling out of your responsibilities.
Ferret is my lot in life.
*sigh
There is something squirrely about this whole situation.
I guess I will just have to bear it.
OK! I’ll take care of possum out these bowls of ice cream.
Dog gone, you are a star!
It just cat get any better than this.
I think my ice cream is bad, it tastes a bit skunky.
*adds tomato sauce to ice cream*
That should do the trick, bro!
In the words of the great Moomin:
Blarrrrrg!
Has anyone seen The Moomin lately?
Nope.
Not enough. Not NEARLY enough.
*Sets up several bags worth of marshmallows on blog*
*Gives each one a toothpick with attached placards*
More Moomin now!
Return The Moomin!
Give us Moomin or give us cake!
No Moomin, no peace!
I think the Moomintum works for you.
Know Moomin, know peace!
What do we want?
MOOMIN!
When do we want him?
NOW!
*chants*
*claps*
Moo-min! Moo-min! Moo-min!
*room suddenly thunders with the voices of 25 million undead joining the chant*
MOO-MIN! MOO-MIN! MOO-MIN!
*applies Pink Sparkly ear plugs*
What?! They’re not mine, honest.
*cues up some Queen*
C’mon everyone!
*stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap*
♫We want, we want Moomin!
Sing it! We want, we want Moomin!♪
*does a slow, sexy “where’s my Moomin?* wiggledance*
The Orion green girls have nothing on you.
Oh dear…I just had a Moomintary Moomint of weakness.
I obviously need more Moomin.
Uno Moomin, por favor!
Thankyou everyone.
I don’t know what to say.
This means a lot to me.
*lotsofsqueezestoall*
Don’t let Skratdaddy anywhere near this fail.
*backs up*
Did I miss him?
I have not seen him around for awhile.
No but last time I mentioned squirrel nomming, he appeared as if by magic.
(being a veggie I would never partake, of course)
*peeks under Jules’ wheels*
Nope, I think you got him that time.
~Oh darn, what a shame~
*readies spatula*
Kewl! Is that the kind with panko in it? It coats so much more evenly…
*heats All Clad™ non-stick skillet*
It’s Shake and Bake. Wanna help?
Mmm…tasty
Toasty!
Trendy~
Probably not a fail at all. I’m guessing this was a Halloween special. All the pumpkins lying around are a big hint…
That’s what I thought. Not much of a fail really…just a halloween joke.
*headdesk*
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
ME TWO
ME 3
Who doesn’t? That should be a shorter list.
*makes list*
People Who Don’t Liek Chocolate Milk:
*Switches “i” and “e” in case leik is a word in another language. *
Well, if you pronounce it like “leak”, I guess I could say that, at one time, (actually, at three times), I did leik milk, but it wasn’t chocolate.
Oh, tmi? Sorry.
Of course…only the vicar doesn’t lack-taters.
HAHA!!! “lack-taters”!!!
*laughs so hard, milk comes out nose!*
Well, I have to add this one kid that I worked with in Special Ed class. He was allergic to it and it could kill him. Any kind of chocolate could.
I really couldn’t !magine a life without chocolate.
*raises hand*
I don’t like chocolate milk. I love chocolate & I’m fond of milk — but I prefer my milk unadulterated.
I don’t like anything that combines chocolate and mint, either. Chocolate, yes. Mint, yes. Together? No, thanks.
It’s only wafer thin!
*snork*
Heeeeeeeeeee!
I dislike mint extremely. You have NO idea how happy I was when they finally came out with citrus-flavored toothpaste, because the mint stuff always made me gag.
Citrus-flavored toothpaste? I must do some looking around for this. I don’t mind the mint so much at night, but I’m not a fan of it in the morning, at all. Pleh!
You just need to stop having your OJ right after brushing your teeth AA. :ick:
Spearmint always, always, always gives me a headache. Can’t chew spearmint gum, can’t have spearmint toothpaste. Peppermint, now — peppermint’s okay…
Possum! Yum
Awesome, possum!
I say again – :bleah:
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
Mmmm… crunchy frog…
Not sure how crunchy it still is after the 18 wheeler went over it.
Lots of goo and little tiny bits of crunch. The perfect ice cream.
:ickier:
Agreed.
Hmmm… the new ben & jerry’s flavor – Frogger Road Kill – a delightful blend of mint ice cream, tiny chocolate bones and marshmallow fluff for the nice road kill texture.
*stifflesnork*
Sorry…but for a moment, I could actually see someone doing that as an ice cream flavor…
If you really want to add to the gross out value, it needs cherries. For a more “realistic” visual effect.
Mint & Cherry? Bleugh!
Surely that would work better with a pistachio base!
Ohh, I like that. Pistachio, cherry goo, white chocolate bones…hmmm.
Should we be patenting this?
Here by patenting Frogger Road Kill Ice Cream ™
That would actually work for Halloween and video game/ digital entertainment conventions.
Okay, just as long as I never have to try it myself. I’m not really a big fan of ice cream. Or any sweets for that matter.
Except for maybe dark chocolate, every once in a while.
Sounds great, I can’t eat it either!
Ooooh! C’mon, jujibee, it’s all ours!
SuzieQ, did you want some, too? With extra
eyescherries?:bleah:
*holds out waffle cone*
Don’t leave me out!
Nom! More for me!
It does have to be a waffle cone, doesn’t it? The only next best thing is a sugar cone…
Yum! I just love a good cone. I’ll take that over a paper cup/bowl any day!
[confession]
I have actually purchased a box of chocolate dipped sugar cones…..and eaten them plain….
[/confession]
Hi, my name’s LGB and I’m a coneaholic.
[confession] I probably would, too, Judy. [/confession]
*squeeze*
Sounds yummy, Judy…though with the cherries, it’s kinda reminds me of the clown cones from Baskin Robbins…
Don’t know what I thought was neat about eating a clown when I was a kid…
*bukkit*
*quickly removes “‘s” from previous post*
Can anyone use?
I remember those clown cones. They were neat but I always felt a bit odd becuase you started eating at the neck while holding on to their hat.
Why are you all so obsessed with my cone?
Eeep!
*hides under bed*
Why, Arthur?! It’s because it’s filled with sweet creamy goodness!
Yipes!!
*tosses cone away and concentrates on spoon*
3B! You never know if you like it if you don’t try it!
Oh, Arthur! You’re so funny and sweet!
*licks*
Do they pick the bones out? Or is that the crunch??
:ick:
We’d like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the ‘Whizzo Quality Assortment’.
C0ckroach cluster?
Anthrax Ripple?
Scorpion Surprise?
Cricket Chicklet?
Spring suprise?
If people pop a nice little chockie into their mouth, they don’t expect to get their cheeks pierced!!!
OK, number five, the Ram’s bladder cup then.
Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark’s vomit.
If only the general public would take more care when buying its sweeties, it would reduce the number of man-hours lost to the nation and they would spend less time having their stomachs pumped and sitting around in public lavatories.
Stop haggis now!
Ocelot Spleens, get ‘em while they’re hot!
Wolf’s Nipple Chips!
We’re just packaging what the kids want!
Pumpkin ice cream doesn’t sound so bad. The other one seriously disturbs me.
What better way to get kids to eat their meat than to include it IN dessert.
Adds a whole new creepy meaning to beating your meat.
♪ I scream, you scream, we all scream… ♫
SHAMWOW! No?
No, Motts, just….no.
*takes his hand*
*leads Motts away to a nice quiet room*
*mumbles*
It better be padded too for extra fun
So I can have pudding, as long as it has meat in it?
….what about soya?
Soy milk ice cream is pretty awesome but I am not sure about soy chunks…
My sister is vegan… so ya.
My daughter can’t have dairy, and I’ve been surprised at how good the soy products are. She is too young to know she hasn’t really been able to have the real thing, we found out when she was only about a year old.
I only just found out…..31 years oblivious!
We found out the moment the switch from formula to milk was made, poor thing got so sick for weeks we couldn’t figure out why. Then I put her back on the soy formula and it magically stopped, has been loving on Silk ever since. Shes gonna be three now, can eat certain cheeses, but even then you have to limit it.
My best friend recently found out she has a milk allergy. She told her mom about it and her mom says, “Oh, yeah! We did have to put you on a soy formula and you drank soy milk for a while.” Gee, Mom. That info would have been nice to know…
*facepalm*
~Sometimes parents are so helpful~
I was on a no milk diet for a while and then they discovered I was more allergic to soy than I was to dairy and the doctor told me just to eat what I want
My old roommates son was allergic to both soy and dairy. Rice milk was her answer. It’s not that bad either.
I feel so sorry for the lactose intolerants! A day without cheese is like a day without …
Well…
… cheese.
Or Coconut Milk.
om nom nom nom
*drools*
Life without ice cream – truly the 666th layer of hell.
If I had to choose between giving up cheese & giving up ice cream, I’m afraid the ice cream would have to go.
Cheese is good food.
For millions of years, man thought the moon was made of cheese.
In 1969, we went there and discovered it was made of rock.
We haven’t been back since.
Behold, the Power of Cheese.
I love cheese. I mean, I really love cheese. I’m kind of known for it.
Me, too. Cheese, please.
Wow! Perhaps that’s the tie that binds us all together? Cheese? Or, more appropriately – string cheese!
*green cheesy grin*
Wait…does that mean I just mooned you??
You can have your cake and beef steak too!
I like mine medium rare, with a side of gushy.
Sprinkles?
Is it extra?
My kitteh lurves road kill ice cream!
Failblog fail….Pop up that had to be closed and commercial after the videos that cannot be stopped.
Once again a great idea by the people bastardized by greed.
Cheer!!
Comment Fail! Another person whining because they have a crappy browser!
We don’t have a video yet today (nor will we until the Friday Rewind).
And as to those ads in any of the videos, you can always stop the video before it gets to the ad. That DOES work.
zomg there is a stop button?! When did a media player come up with this revolutionary idea of a STOP button?!
~Ooh, what is this new invention of which you speak? I have never heard of it before now.~
Yuck!… Pumpkin…
Yuck! Road…
KILLLLLLL.
Sorry, I think I had another funny turn.
Need a fork?
Always
K@ didn’t you see the attenzione prostitue sign again? Do they need to make the breast bigger on the pic so the sign is more noticable?
Am I misreading this in a bad mood or do you need to learn an apocalyptic lesson?
*readies headstone*
*considers welcoming 25 million of his closest friends to join in the fun*
We seem to be in the same mood then.
Motts seems to be walking the troll line more and more recently.
That’s confirmation enough for me.
*drags stereo from the grave*
*cranks volume, pushes play*
*
safety**MEGADEATH – SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION plays*
*everyone within half a mile suffers minor and temporary hearing loss from the volume*
*25 million zombies erupt from the ground, each carrying a headstone in a threatening manner*
*zombie hoard sways to the symphony, surrounding TheMotts*
*nothing can be heard over the extremely loud music*
*shards of glass and applesauce fly though the air*
*the remains are consumed or worn by the hoard*
*zombie hoard sways back into the grave*
*except for a whole lot of footprints, no evidence of the attack remains*
*well, with one exception …*
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*is immune*
My hearing is already broken.
Would someone turn off that damn ringing!
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/19/funny-pictures-cat-what-kind-of-mood/
Fresh from the growers? I wasn’t aware Road Kill ice cream was in such high demand to require a farm…
New feature in FarmVille: run over your cattle with your tractor.
Now, do you get experience points for that or just coins?
Oh noes… SuzieQ ran over this adoring young calf.
Eat it now
Ew….it was one of the green ones, too. That’s just nasty.
And I’m milktonium-intolerant.
Too bad! It contains 100% of the recommended daily allowance of radiation…
Chernobyl’s Own Brand Milktonium™!
Avoid the green ones. They’re not ripe yet.
It’s in the k-k-
In the kha-
In the kaaaaaaa-
It’s K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.
“A$$-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!”
Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
Don’t call me stupid.
Sorry, I don’t speak Italian. Or Russian.
GRACIE! GRACIE! GRACIE!
*squeezes LGB*
“DON’T CALL ME STUPID!”
JINX!
Boy, they whupped your hide reeaal goood!
If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking German!
You’re a true vulgarian, aren’t you?
Patrica?
Awww! I miss Patrica.
Where’s Gaynorvader?
I haven’t seen him for an absolute age *sniff
He peeked in some days ago, but only for one or two comments.
He actually posted a few times this past weekend.
JINX!
Damn, back to lurking.
Awww… Scotty, don’t be sad!
I don’t think he’s sad, he’s jinxed!
SCOTTY! SCOTTY! SCOTTY!
Thanks LGB!
*SKA-WEEZIES*
*giantScottysqueeze*
Were you just gonna let Scotty hang, AE?
I thought saying his name once should do the trick.
Nope. Three time’s the charm!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Charming!
*squeeze³*
I always played it that once should do the trick…but I guess we must be in the minority there, Arthur.
That’s the way we play it.
He did comment briefly earlier in the week (or maybe it last week). He said he was very busy with school and hadn’t even spoken with his family in a long time.
JINX!!
Plbbbtttt!!
*dances*
Don’t know why bloggy won’t let me do this.
Admiral Apparent, Admiral Apparent, Admiral Apparent!
Maybe Bloggy wanted the Admiral to stay jinxed? Mean, mean Bloggy!
Thanks, Scotty!
Oops. Sorry!
Bloggy must be strict about saying something 3 times, since that’s how many attempts I had to make before it would post.
You could have said AAAAAA…
True, but I didn’t want people to think I was screaming.
Or think you were The Fonz?
*watermonitor*
Thanks guys. Here at FB, a clean monitor day is a sad day.
Why you watering your monitor, Jon? You know it’s not going to grow unless you fertilize it…
He was the very first person to notice me, and be kind! ….the reason I am still here bugging y’all.
*retrieves flyswatter from side of fridge*
I miss her, too….she was right tasty!
Hmmm, do we have anything left in the freezer from her?
*gulp*
*licks fingers*
Not anymore.
You know, a some barbecue during the Cuddle Puddle might be a good cure for the winter blahs.
*peeks into freezer over Ms B’s shoulder*
My cure for the winter blahs is only 19 days away. But I would love a barbecue!
We should have a barbeque in honor of Emp during the Cuddle Puddle in honor of MMC. All in favor, say “aye.”
*removes pants in a tribute to an entirely different FailPeep*
*click*
Dragon will be happy I caught this one!
*wears pants in an attempt to convince someone close to said peep*
*strikes a pose*
Sowwy. I didn’t mean to hit it so hard.
I miss him lots.
*goes off in search of near brew*
*puts the pic Ms B took up on the wall at DW’s*
Perfect!
So do we have a cuddle puddle today? I could really use one.
Me, too, also. It’s been an exhausting day.
*collapses into a puddle*
I tried to start one below.
*tries again*
*cuddles*
*puddles*
*cuddles the puddle*
*squeezes the peeps*
[HOMER] Mmmm … Patrica. [/HOMER]
[CARNIVORE] Droooool. . . [/CARNIVORE]
[CARNIVAL] Roll Up, Roll up! [/CARNIVAL]
That’s part of the excitement! They set up a track and let the animals loose, you drive around it and hit what you want in your ice cream! The selection is amazing! It’s like building your own sub!
It’s like Cold Stone Creamery, but with ingredients you provide!
*holds out waffle cone*
Sounds good to me!
*scoops out a double serving of Road Kill for Ms B*
Enjoy!
I accept the challenge! mwahahahaha
*tracks ice-cream to the end of the road*
*slaps Pumpkin & Road*
*chops Pumpkin & Road*
*scoops into soft-serve machine*
*cranks out delicious goodness*
appreciate the pre-fight massage Judy baby, but this is between ice-cream and me
*P&R/IC wait for showdown @ sunset*
It’s on
Sorry. I didn’t catch on until after I posted.
Carry on, P&R!
*The Good, The Bad & The Ugly theme plays in background*
*sun goes down*
*Pumpkin lights up*
*10 paces*
*Road flips ice cream into the air straight toward Pumpkin*
*Swish*
*Melted ice-cream seeps through Pumpkin*
*Brain FREEZE*
Fail
Pumpkin? PUMPKIN??
Talk to me buddy
I toldja, P&R — this here town twarnt big enough for the three of us!
*spits cream out of corner of mouth*
Where’s the fail?
in your avatar :O
You know, I’m not a big dessert eater, but I could see myself trying this.
@ LBG: The taste of asphalt heightens the flavor of the premium ice cream.
Sorry for the “@” part. My work PC is having problems translating this page.
Yes, and I should think the little black bits of carrion and rubble would be a nice textural addition, as well.
*squeeziesBGeezies*
*nods*
Fiber. It’s in there.
Tastes like ass…
Never had a Road Kill ice cream before…I’m gonna try it! I hope it taste like chicken… But that totally depends on what the road kill is. It could be anything.
Doesn’t it always taste like chicken?
Yea, I think it does.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become icecream! You just solved one riddle of mankind, dude!
Heck yeah! Now, let’s all celebrate with some road kill chicken ice cream.
So that’s what Moose Tracks ice cream is made of!
But what is Bunny Tracks ice cream made of?
You don’t want to know…
Just avoid the “raisins” in it.
Either way …
:ick:
I had prepared some very nice phobias for this fail, but apparently Bloggy decided he needed some extra protein and nommed them.
Cucurbitophobia? Ophidiophobia? Those just sound like snack terms to Bloggy!
Oh, sure! The zombies ALWAYS get away with posting things the living can’t!
*turns on heel*
*storms off in a huff*
I suppose that’s better than peeing in a flannik.
You’d probably just be led back to ICHC. Instead of fleeing in a panic, the kittehs often resort to peeing in a flannik.
*considers trying it*
Umm, ne’mind.
LOLZ! Honestly, I have a very hard time reading lolspeak. Thanks for the translation, little kitteh!
I triple-dog dare ya!
I just googled — sure enough, depending on how you spell it, the first five or six hits take you to ICHC.
Well, since the new fail sucks my patooty, let’s go OT. Anybody got any suggestions?
SEX!
Oops, sorry about that. Kinda knee-jerk reaction.
Well, we could talk about that, but there are a few over-sharers ’round these parts.
And under-agers.
*Waves “Well, not over here I’m not!” banner*
Random movie quotes?
You wouldn’t be so brave if you’d ever smelled the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Labyrinth!
*squeeze*
Okay. Good. Sexy random movie quotes?
Someone posts the quote and we try to guess the movie?
“The hood rats are around.”
“Hood rat? Who ya callin a hood rat?”
“Hillary. That’s an unusual name.”
“It’s a German name. It means ‘she whose bosoms defy gravity’.”
*snork*
No idea where that’s from, but it’s funny anyway!
Top Secret!
+100 internet to Arthur!
*puts on cow disguise*
*sneaks an s into the post above*
*sneaks away*
*watches the horny bull approach*
Oh my.
Latrine!!!!!!!!
I. Love. That. Movie!
And so appropriate for this group.
“Is this the potato farm?”
“Yes, I’m Albert Potato.”
“I know a little German. He’s over there.”
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. ‘T’would be a pity to damage yours.
Gently…
Princess Bride! What do I win?
Four white horses.
“He’s either found a new respect for the sanctity of life or he’s in love with that mans daughter.”
“I like you boobs. I think they’re very friendly and unpretentious. I’ll appreciate it if one day you’ll show them to me.”
s/you/your/
No idea, but…
*flashes Aja*
*click*
Guess I should stop staring now.
Anyway, the quote is from The Science Of Sleep. (By Michel Gondry, who also directed Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.) Lesser known perhaps but equally brilliant. (IMHO)
Easy one:
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
1,000 and a *smoochonacap* to the mush-man!
It’s time to nut up or shut up.
Zombieland!
I need to watch that with my husband — it will have to wait until the Olympics are over, though.
Hello NS, welcome.
You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don’t tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai!
Never mind OT. How about some cuddling and puddling?
*cuddles*
Woo! Care for some ice cream?
*hold out waffle cone*
Yes, please! And I’ll try to send some more sunny rays your way.
Whee! *inserts some proper gelato*
*holds out cone*
What has two thumbs and LOVES gelato?
THIS BOPPER!!!
*crawls into cuddle puddle*
Ice cream and cuddles, please.
*crashes through ceiling from puddle above*
*checks to see if he killed anything good for the ice cream recipe*
Sowwy for the mess… *cuddles*
*finds hole in the blog, looks in, sees Cuddle Puddle below*
Look out below!
*dives into the Puddle*
*SKA-WEEZES everybody*
Happy Friday!
*slides into puddle*
*cuddles*
Oh! I forgot!
*gestures over shoulder*
I brought the soft-serve machine. Care for a swirl? It’s choc-vanilla duo.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Theng-kew, my friends.
*cuddles everyone back*
*holds out waffle cone*
Extra sprinkles, please!
O.o
o.O
Not Roadkill flavor? Okay then.
*holds out chocolate covered sugar cone with a bite taken out of it*
Someone please remind me this day/week/month/year will end some day.
*is going mad from the sound of that printer next to me*
*gets to hack his traces out of the system at an owners request*
*hopes he’s printing the right reports*
PC LOAD LETTER
Oh no, it’s one of those extremely obnoxious Okidata dot matrix abominations that makes more noise than the hoard does.
And its been going. All. Morning. Long. And I ain’t done yet.
Hey, ZA — this day/week/month/year will end sooner or later.
*just learned how to do something helpful in Excel*
*has learned her one new thing for the day, and can now shut down her brain without guilt*
That’s excellent.
OT alert – Why do people think that it’s acceptable to talk on their cell phones while in a public bathroom? I don’t care if the person on the other end of the phone doesn’t know who I am. I DON’T WANT THEM TO HEAR ME PEEING!!! Am I alone in this? Is this the new wave of the future? I can kind of get it at a nightclub where the music is loud and they need a little quiet, but in an office building?!! Grrrr. Pisses me off.
We often have the same discussion here at work. Some of my friends repeatedly flush the toilet when there’s someone in a stall talking on the phone.
You know, it doesn’t bother me much when others are chatting on their self-absorbed toys on the toilet. What bothers me is when they are chatting on their self-absorbed toys when driving their cars, or walking down the street, or in a movie theater.
There are others in the world and maybe they don’t want to hear your brainless yapping, or worse yet in the case of driving maybe they don’t want to DIE because of your brainless yapping.
*storms off before he gets himself really angry*
*standing ovation*
Further, what in bloody hell could possibly be so freakin’ important that you have to call someone while you’re peeing?!?
“I just had to tell you, Sue — I think I’ve had too much coffee again this morning….”
STFU already!
I went out to dinner with a friend the other night, and sitting at a table near us was a couple. They were obviously “together”…and both of them were fully engaged in texting/talking/surfing/whatthehellevering on their “self-absorbed toys”.
Sitting at the same table, right across from each other, and they never looked up at each other. Never smiled, never spoke, never touched, never connected.
It was one of the saddest things I’d ever seen.
My cell phone is my only phone. That being said, when I have company or I’m eating/peeing/at the movies I don’t answer it. I’m not a slave to my phone. This is something I’m teaching my girls. More people need this lesson.
HERE IS MY MASSIVE, MAJOR PET PEEVE regarding phones & talking.
When someone calls in to the office and I answer the phone, and all I can hear is the caller continuing a conversation with someone at their location and I have to wait for them to STFU so I can say hello!!!!!
Gawd, that pisses me off! Almost as much as answering the phone and hearing,
“Someone from there just called me.” So, WTF, am I supposed to be clairvoyant and know who called you, you dumbass?
*hands Judy an Appletini*
*makes a margarita for herself*
We regularly get some bimbo calling us to find out who called her. I usually just tell her we have upwards of 40 employees here with access to a phone, and unless she wants me to page her phone number over our intercom the best way to find out who is calling her is to answer the damn phone! But I’m an ounce nicer when I tell her that.
*passes Judy an appletini, heavy on the “tini”*
*squeeze*
Easy on the tini?
Mmm. Is it me or that also looks like a grave?
oh the irony!
Om nom nom?
This isn’t fail. You can tell by the pumpkins its around halloween. Obviously just a halloween gimmick. Not a fail.
Is this what people eat in America?
Yeah! I love roadkill icecream! It has white chocolate chips, and raspberry swirls! Yum!
That was for HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmm…
Again, the retards don’t get a simple joke. Please stay off the intertubes and return to watching squirrels while drooling on your bib.
i think this was a halloween offer too
Now with extra raccoon