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Looks more like a WIN to me!
Agreed. Fail at failing.
Fail for the one who has to recover it from the mountain
You wouldn’t say that if you were the cart!
Poor little cart with nobody to love it…
*starts charity: “Save The Cart”*
Kind of reminds me of the George W=Post turtle, joke.
George W Bush has reached the post-turtle step in the evolutionary process? What comes after turtle? Mole?
Politician.
Lawyer?
Please! It’s amoeba, lawyer, turtle…
i thought amoeba, lawyer, virus
Don’t be silly. Lawyer and virus are the same thing.
My Grandpa told me that I only need to know one thing about George W. He’s a post turtle. I’m sure I looked confused, so he explained. Ya’ know how when you’re driving down a back road, you look over at the fencing and see a turtle up on the top of a fence post? That’s a post turtle. Now, you know he didn’t get up there on his own. He can’t do nuthin’ while he’s up there. And all you can think about is how you wanna help get ‘im down.
*Snickers*
*twixes*
*flusters*
*Chunkys*
Aw…you’re not chunky! You’re more of a Fun Dip!
Wait…that came out wrong…
We’re due for some fun. *gets skewers*
[HOMER] Mmmm….. Fun Dip. [/HOMER]
You’ll be needing some beer to go with the skewers. …
You are an idiot.
Same. Definitely a win. I’d like to frame that picture, except it’s got FAIL written in big letters on it.
Photoshop them out. While you’re at it, the background could use a little brightening.
And get rid of those light poles. They just distract.
What ju talkin bout? This pictures is obviously in Peak form.
Shopping Cart return WIN!!! einself
I agree with all the people disagreeing. Totally looks like the cart won to me.
Oh that is SO a win! Imagine the meltdown spectacle, imagine if there were more shopping carts climbing to the top. This just begs to be added on to.
YEA SHOPPING CART HERO FTW
Epic win!! xD
Who carted that up there?
Shop around all you want, but no one’s going to admit to that.
Someone is going to have to pay for this.
Well, check-out what they did they did there, I’m sure the sheer awe of what they did is payment enough.
I still can’t register why anyone would do that?
Aisle bet it was some kind of employee prank.
Or just a basket case.
They should probably be locked in sales with padded walls then.
Can you still hear the lambs screaming, Clearance?
You can stock that right now!
It puts the promotion on the skin…. Lol!
Quid pro quo, I sell you things, you sell me things.
I am going to shelve this arrangement until you can behave!
Don’t discount us over a few quotes!
I quickly scanned the comments and I plead the fifth. I think that is the right bar code?
▲ I hate each and everyone of you ▲
There, there, EFP! What’s so wrong in your life that you can’t appreciate a little humor?
*squeeze*
Please direct your complaints to the management.
Please direct your complaints to the COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT.
Sh!t.
Wha doesn’t he hate me? What did I do wrong?
And by wha I meant why…
Don’t worry Arthur, it’s your fault he hates.
Whew!
*squeeze*
Any time buddy.
*Squeeze*
Now, back to the fail.
Hey, who stole all my beer?!?!
Ooh! I see we attracted another masochist who insists on reading the comments even though he hates them!
I love those people. Each and every one of them.
You have to, DW — they can’t do it for themselves.
*SQUEEZE!*
They also need more *squeezes*.
I so would claim that if I did it!
Performance Art is sometimes best done in secret and under the cloak of darkness.
He who can remove the cart from the snow shall be King!
The lady of the lake let herself go this winter.
Times are tough, she’s had to take on some extra work.
Giving Merlyn the cold shoulder. Let’s see him shop around for a new king now!
Yea but getting that thing up there seems like alot of hard labor.
Eh, looks like too much work for my effort.
Let the sun do the work for ya, Ms. B.
Hold on, let me go grab my sled!
Lets not make mountains out of mole hills.
Moles dig through permafrost?
Dey use-a de leetle pikas.
Would that be ‘peckas’ or ‘pike-as’?
*pika…CHOO!!*
*sniffle*
‘Scuse me!
*hands DW a PokéDot Hankie*
*Runs around blog putting out spot fires, weezing and koffing the whole time*
Looks like California.
I know it had a wobbly wheel, but that is taking things a little far.
Actually, I think it may be the start of a new Olympic event. We have the bobsled, the luge, the skeleten, and now the cart.
Off road carting?
maybe a horse drawn cart?
Cartography….sure fire winner.
a definate map to success.
Cart marks the spot?
Hernando Cartez placed that wagon and claimed this land for Wal-Mart!
*SNORK!*
Lotsa humans sacrificed to place that wagon.
Basket weaving?
Aisleand hopping?
Wheelbarrow?
Mall stripping? *giggles*
drag stripping?
Hello Dolly?
Hello Louis.
*click*
*mails to DW*
Can’t a guy imply the occurence of innapropriate activities around here?
It helps to do so when it actually makes sense.
bleh. Made sense in my brain.
Was it just me who imagined that “Hello Louis
” in a provocative way?
It’s been a long day.
*goes to mope in the corner*
bleh. Made sense in my brain.
Was it just me who !magined that “Hello Louis
” in a provocative way?
It’s been a long day.
*goes to mope in the corner*
What’s the Fail here? Snow Fail? Cart Fail? Either call this a win or rename this site “funnypicturesblog.org”
It’s still a win. I doubt someone tried to return the cart and “failed” by accidentally putting it on a snow mountain.
It depends on the age of the person who did it. If they were over 12 years old, its a fail, if not its a win
Well, you see, I was trying to return the cart to the cart return thingy. There I was, minding my own business and strolling with my returnable cart when I heard a rumbling noise behind me. It was the snow plow. I could tell that the driver couldn’t see me in my white ermine bodysuit so I started running. The cart really slowed me down, but I figured it would be visible against all the pure white snow so I held onto it. The plow got closer and closer. The snow started to build up into a large pile hurtling toward me. I only had one option for survival. Using my returnable cart for balance, I turned and started running directly up the mound of dirty snow bearing down on me. Finally, the driver of the plow saw the shopping cart when I was at the top of the snowpile and stopped in his tracks. Well, I was so tramatized by the whole thing that I forgot to bring the cart back down with me and put it in the cart return. Oops. My bad.
The snow plow driver, now blinded, drives into an overpass.
Video or it didn’t happen.
LIES?
*sighs*
*tries*
*bakes*
PIES!
The mysterious basket case.
*hides Marius from ZA*
What? Why?
*Panics*
*Clutches can of Zombegone*
Well, ‘cuz he’s a basket case. Get it? And. I dunno. I thought it would be funny.
Sometimes it is. My mom didn’t get jokes right away. Once I explained a joke and she gave a polite little chuckle, but I could tell that she didn’t get it. Three days later, while in the car, she just started laughing. She looked over at me with tears in her eyes and gasped out, “Deep too!!!!”. That was the funniest thing ever and it was explained.
Don’t forget the Vicar of Dibley…having jokes explained to Alice is quite funny.
Yes. Exactly. Wait, what?
*Facepalm*
Sorry LGB, I thought I missed something from a previous post.
Don’t worry about it, bro.
*squeeze*
SHENANIGAN WIN!!!
Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like?
I totally responded to this and it didn’t show up.
*pout*
Oh well, I’ll go for the shorter same movie quote of…………Meow.
*Looks around for bear costume*
*hands Marius a tube of tooth-b-gone*
I wont need that BB, with all of the syrup chugging I’ve been doing. . .
It’s a WIN O_o
Pranks like this are liable to ruin their Sterling reputation.
Since ending her stint in fraggle rock, Marjory hit the skids. Here we see her frozen demise.
They didn’t even keep the bag lady’s possesions in it.
Trash Heap? Noooooooooo!
*Digs in snow for coffee grounds*
I am sorry, but it is true.
*hangs head for a moment of silence*
*tries to calculate burial costs*
Another proof of global warming – Ancient shopping mall found under a melting glacier!
It’s where I go for all my ancient goods. The prices are pre-inflation!
“…And up on Flibberjib Mountain, where the Shopperlings go, to rest up their carts, and play in the snow.”
Dr. Seuss
*applause*
*applesauce*
What?
Chunky?
Funky.
Monkey!
Junky.
Ass. ‘Scuse me – donkey.
You are ass-cused.
*feels like a flunky*
*Ovation*
*Bows* thank you everybody!
I declare once or twice in a meek declaration
That I cherish your honor and great acclamation.
That was just lovely.
*wipes away a single glistening tear*
*doesn’t say who’s*
Who is what??
*fleeswithagreatquickness*
*but snags the gourmet ketchup first*
I am an absolute sucker for the good Dr.
*golf carts*
I am half expecting to see a boys short legs sticking out of the snow, surrounded by snow clothes and a stuffed tiger lying in the snow.
I find it to be very considerate of The Blob to return the cart.
It’s spitting it out…it was the only part of the meal that was indigestible.
It should have ordered one soccer mom meal without the cart.
I think it was a kids meal. They always come with a toy.
So you’re saying it is playing with the cart? Aaah young Blobs, they play around all day.
Well, the cartilage IS very difficult to digest!
Carry on was all that was left.
The blob is very kind and generally popular. In Prague, theyre going to build it a giant monument
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Please tell me this ios a joke. Or at least that it is faaaaaaar from the center of Prague.
its the new national library – this design won the competition even though it would cost a lot more money than was originally planned . The city hall is trying really hard to obstruct it, but they cant admit it publicly
It should stand about 1 or 2 km from the castle… But i dont think theyre going to build it soon
That is shocking. I’m … actually I’m really speechless. I think I have some traveling to Prague to do – to kick every competition jury member’s ass. :[
It looks like Barbie’s Space Mountain made out of Swiss cheese.
Wow, that’s right down the street from me… I’ll have to check whether it’s still there.
No, I think you are mistaken. I saw that the other day down the street from me.
This is in Reykjavik, Finland. A nice summer day for a picknick, so people took their cart to the nearest hill to enjoy the sun.
No.. It is in Ghana, do you not recognise it!
Ackshully this is the Sahara. Someone did a good photoshop job.
Now you’re just being silly. This isn’t the Sahara. It’s just Tuscon, AZ.
This is clearly snow on top of the great pyramid. I saw it on a “learn Spanish” brochure.
Well, I know you are wrong there, it is Sagamartha national park.
Pfft…you guys are blind! Obviously this is right down the way from Angkor Wat in Cambodia.
Its obviously between Bullit and Ms B ♥
You guys don’t know ANYTHING!
This is outside my old Middle School, “Hypocrisy High School” just south of the South Pole.
Ahhh I now know where to start my search to start stalking Bullitt >:)
Hillary Clinton 2012!
Sounds about right. I just hope Mayians are correct and the world ends then too.
I wouldnt be so pessimistic. It´s quite possible that there will be a picture of Hillary Clinton on Failblog in 2012…i wouldnt even mind it
Picture of her face or just her marriage certificate?
Looks like the Trafford Centre in Manchester UK so I imagine the person who did it was trolleyed! It’s a win for me, no need to get it back it will come back in its own good time.
WIN you idiot
Who Idiot?
me not idiot, me speak gooder.
Why would I want to win an idiot?
Especially when there are so many just hanging around waiting to be claimed as it is.
DW, I thought you’d stopped shopping for “groceries” in Congress/Parliament/Scotland (delete as appropriate, all contain plenty of idiots)
true, but you gotta give something to the people who think this is a win. So let them have their own ( another ) idiot….
learn to make money online
sponsermoney . webs . com
Why would I want to learn to make money from someone who can’t even spell “sponsor” correctly?
This website is no longer about “fail” postings. It’s just interesting/funny photos and videos. I come to this website for fail, and I want fail!
*lights torch*
*gets shovel*
*angry mob gathers*
*Grabs hoe*
*Joins crowd*
*frowns at Marius’ hoe*
She doesn’t look like a very good weapon…
*Grabs pitchfork*
*joins crowd*
just what i thought.
Sometimes, we must turn to ourselves to find what we are looking for. What you seek has been inside you all along. What I’m trying to say is, can you video tape yourself water-skiing over some sharks? Please?
*gives OM050 5,000 internetz for shark and boat rental*
Heyyyy!
Wha? You’ve got a platinum card! There’s got to be at least 5 internetz left on it!
Sorry Marius. It’s a familial obligation now.
Hooray!
It is a potential fail. When the snow melts and the cart slides off, I wouldn’t want to be parked near it.
Up on snow mountain
Alone and abandoned there
Cart wishes for spring.
Woohoo! Nice one LGB!
You’ll excuse me if I don’t put on your usual celebratory attire though.
*tries to ¡magine Scotty in super sexy wet-looking bathing suit with more skin showing than bathing suit and very high heels holding up “Woo-Hoo LGB” card overhead while prancing around in circle*
.
*faints*
Awww.
hello? thats a WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You forgot the ‘elebenty.’
and “F1RST11111!!!!11″
who won?
I know exactly how it got there. It’s like this – “We must push little cart!”
Need I say more?
Actually… yes. If you want me to understand, that is.
In Soviet Russia carts push you?
I think You can.
at first i thought somebody put it there , but now i like your version better…
This picture has peaked my interest, but I don’t understand the point of it. Can somebody summit up for me?
In Three Words: Crack is whack.
That is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
Give new meaning to the words “snow blind.”
BETTER OFF DEAD!!! I really love you Marius. I do. I fought it, but there it is.
*flutters lashes at the M man*
You’re the hottest thing since sunburns BB.
Truly?
Spanks.
Your task is quite lofty, but I shall try.
The man who did it was certainly high.
“This is my Everest!” the fellow proclaimed.
Hill mount the cart on the crest for his name.
He got the cart up without such a yelp,
be then he fell down an hollered for ‘alp!
*golf craps*
Author! Author!
*standing ovation*
Oh dear, sit down, have some chocol-
…Wait…
Ovation
*flees*
*tinyboopondanosey*
Bad, Jon! Bad!
*Hides post behind a large cardboard picture of a kitteh*
I don’t know what came over me.
Though he´s not the cleverest
he ´s got him his own Everest
Nobody make fun of him!
This is no fail, that´s a win!
just give it time it will fall all kingdoms fall
now we need time lapse video to see if its gonna land on all fours
total win
I dare one of you to eat some of that snow…
Is that you Edmund [Hill(defeating)trolley]?
That’s definitely a WIN!
WIN WIN WIN!
THE KING OF SHOPPING CART HERO!
What is fail about this?
What is funny or interesting about it for that matter?
That would be WIN.
WIN!!!!!!!!
Yeah, that’s a total WIN.
I saw that!
I think this would be more win than anything…
My friend and I once did that when we were in HS. Took two of us to get the cart to the top. Embarassed my mother, and our friend who had to climb and get it down wasn’t happy either.
Good times.
Hey, is that peromande plaza? something like that xD
( in toronto )
I’m guessing it’s in Sterling, Virginia… what with it saying “Sterling, VA” under the picture and all.
Looks like a win. And if someone went up and got it, would be an awesome win. it’s like the holy grail of shopping carts.
definitely a win, man.
King of the Hill WIN.
This is a win…
WIN, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!
Failblog FAIL
Shopping Cart WIN
more like King of the Hill .\../
… AND SO! J-C, the Shoppin’ kart kid, shouted RETUUUUURN TO SENDAAAR! And the shoppin cart RAINED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS!
ALLELUIA!
i think this is taken around the GTA or somewhere in ontario… looks so familiar..
I’m so gonna do that. We just got 2 feet of snow last night, so conditions should be perfect.
lol, i know exactly where that is, its literally a minute away from my house…..and i think i know who did that too
Is that Casa Bonita in the backround?
Now how did that shopping trolley get up on there?
hmm that’s definantly a win, not a fail
That is a WIN, my friends!
………why would someone even label that as “fail”? o_o
snowman
!
I recognize this area! It’s a shopping center in my hometown! I have my very own hometown Fail-pic! lol and I agree, this is more of a Shopping Cart Return WIN.
FAIL at FAILing
i think this is a win
ULTIMATE WIN!
FTW!!!!!!!!
Its just a pile of snow, hardly meme worthy.
Ha ha ha, i really love this picture, the snow shaweling comnapny really did their work grate!