Safety Label Fail
Whatever you do, don’t use a baseball bat inproperly.
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A warning found on the label for a pair of skiing gloves
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…makes women laugh.
..and then very sad.
…and then violently explodes.
…and makes children cry.
… looks big in a 5yo’s hand.
Doubt it
guess what my sister is16 and she is sleeping with her teddybear
…is stuck in a beer bottle.
o rly?
lolwut?
2nd…apparently it’s a problem :/ and it should be taken seriously o.k?
It looks like that’s a high military officer. See those massive shoulder boards?
Maybe Russian.Cause……in Russia …
Defiantly a warning for butter bars.
remember:
safety 3rd
Smoothly done. But you still failed.
Don’t get this need to establish your post number.
*batters baseball*
*deep fries*
*puts in base ingredients*
*steals*
*hits k@, takes back base ingredients, and makes a home run*
*Cries Fowl*
Duck?
Only if you’re hanging over my plate.
*strikes a pose*
*throws plum sauce grenade*
*escapes*
*Covers first then catches K@ in a pickle*
Pickle?
I’m Out of here
*flees*
*Collars*
Sorry, I threw you a curve.
(It’s a play trapping a runner between bases)
Hun, I am not that Fast
I see where we went wrong. AE is a Hun, I’m a Yank and you’re certainly fast enough to outrun Boers.
How about hitting somebody else on the head? that ok?
*hits Albert with same bat and prepares to devour brains*
*Takes bat from Shadow, hits him over the head, and devours zombie brains*
*takes bat from jessica, goes to hit himself over the head with it* Wait, I saw on the packaging not to… wait, that was for the bag, nvm *beats self to death with the baseball bat*
@ShowTheSniperZombie
is that an X-Files reference?
Total carnage! Total fail!
They take the fun out of everything!
*steals fun*
*flees*
*steals fun from k@*
*yoink*
*knocks-out and steal it again*
*sneaks up, puts bag over head and steals fun*
*does victory lap*
*looks inside bag*
There´s no fun there! They´ve decieved you!
No fun? But..but…where did it go?
a guy on a wheelchair stole it – i saw him riding down the stairs to a fitness center
let him keep the fun. he’s a poor one after all
At least they remembered that some people in the world need telling.
I wonder if the people that need telling out number the people that now want to do it after being given the idea?
Bingo!
LOLOL
That’s exactly right!
Yeah yeah, laugh now, but you won’t believe how many people die from this every year.
the writers of that booklet watches family guy
inproperly?
fail!
Yes, I noticed that too. It seems the mods are getting sloppier.
I like it sloppy
I like it moderately sloppy.
You’re very immodest today, Granny.
I like that.
granny???? Immodest???? NO!!!!! NEVER!!!
Dont wrap it aroud a baseball bat and hit self in the head – because it would needlessly modearate the blows!
*moderate
ACME self nutting kit?
self batting kit…
self kitting bat.
awe
I know! There go my plans for tonight.
a guy just asked out and hes cute he even got me a stuffed animal
hit him on the head with a bat to let him know you’re interested
Don’t forget to wrap the bat with skiing gloves first, or it doesn’t work.
it’s a romantic way of letting him know you want your animal stuffed
If you hit hard enough, you can get the cute guy stuffed as well
You misspelled mounted.
…well it certainly involves molding a body into a position and applying a skin.
But what did he ask Out?
Did he ask Out’s opinion on the current economic climate?
Maybe about the supposed apocalypse in 2012?
Or something trivial, like where Out got her shoes?
Ah, … outsourcing.
damn!
that’s what i was just going to do!
Whats the matter your friggin stupid? BONK!
/facedesk
I don’t really know what is happening to failblog but this is soooo lame, this isn’t a fail its just someone that was trying to be funny and quirky with moderate success. It’s just a damn label that’s not even that funny! To use Wikipedia’s excellent description “a failure refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite of success.” this is something altogether different and it’s a shame failblog is becoming increasingly full of this shit.
I agree 100%. Lame. Very lame.
wouldn’t trying to be funny and not actually succeeding at that count as a failure as well?
That’s seriously a win.
I agree. Totally and completely.
That guy must be a telekinesis. It’s the only way he could hit himself over the head with no hands.
Maby they’re just invisible.
Hey guys, I’m now on FB2!
I sent a request @ BF and Arthur (they were the only two I could find). I’m on under my full name (Conveniently placed in my clickie).
Fail =)
Do not place in Microwave oven for more than 3 minuets.
Do not use as a replacement for power converters.
Always handle with kid gloves.
Do not swallow.
Energize.
Not intended for use as a floatation device.
But how long is a minuet? Can you convertate this in pop songs?
No.
No swing, jazz, or big band either.
I’ve heard of ghost man on second, but never ghost man swining the bat
is mightier then the sword?
i seriously doubt it.
The sad thing is, usually they don’t put warning like that on until after someone has done said thing.
This is a total win… All packages should come with this sort of warning :]
This isn’t necessarily a fail.
I’m sure they put that picture there to cover all the bases of safety.
***rimshot***
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I’ll unwrap my my bat…just for you.
I _never_ wrap the bat before hitting my head. People can be so stupid.
Sense of humor fail. Come on guys. It’s a joke. What’s so fail about making a joke? You seem to be running short on real fails recently and be running joke signs and warnings as fails.
word
WHO WOULD.
FAIL-FAIL
I’m the illustrator who drew this like 5 years ago. Its joke, I made a whole series of these fake warning drawings. you can see them at my website. spach.com
The sad part is, they wouldn’t have put such a warning on there unless someone had already done it, like the chainsaw operating manual that says “do not attempt to stop chain with hands, mouth, or testicles”.
the sad thing is that it’s probably liability insurance, cause some dumbass has sued them because he hit himself in the head. its sad age we live in, when you have to tell people not to hit themselves in the head with a bat
Apparently has happened before.
This is another one of those instances in which FAIL is confused with WIN.
Agreed. This is WIN.
The label is actually saying “Dont use oneselfs telepathic powers to hit oneself in the back of the head”
Of course, it just says that you shouldn’t do that freehand wearing a uniform.
So wrapping it around a baseball bat and hitting other people is still ok right???
{rolls eyes}
what up bllogers do u have a cute boyfriend please comment if u do and if your single dont even press add comment cause nowon has a cuter boyfriend then i do
yo anotherguy just asked me out and then 2 seconds later hewas listening to the phone on the other side and he thought i said yes then kissed me until istopped screaming at him and it worked
Stop hitting yourself.
well f*ck, guess im gonna have to find a new hobby…
Again, simple humour must be explained to the retarded.
Now they’re just giving us ideas…
The sad part is: You know someone has does this or there wouldn’t be a warning. You see signs to this effect all over the place.
People like that should probably get their very own sign. “Warning: This person is prone to stupidity.”
some idiot has done this right? they wouldnt put it inthere if this wasnt done before
“Whatever you do, don’t use a baseball bat inproperly.”
Improperly actually.
“Do not wrap over a baseball bat and hit self in the head”Im not gonna hit myself with the bat, Im gonna to hit to some one else with the bat
great advice
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This should be win
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