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Walls Romanian.
Windows Ukrainian.
Television Serbian.
Stereo Estonian?
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Louvers Lithuanian.
Gut Fattopian
Picture Portuguese
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Comment Assholian.
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Curtains British.
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It’s just not nice not to share.
‘specially when it is a Blue drink!
Blue! My favorite flavor!
Well you can’t have it!
* curls into ball*
*whimpers*
*pokes the ball*
*giggles*
That tickles…
*gets out the feather duster*
*utilises on jujibee*
*giggles gleefully*
*skampers around room trying to evade great tickle monster*
*gets out the TickleMaster 3000*
*chases after jujibee on rollerskates*
*collapses into a puddle of giggles*
*wipes tears and tries to catch breath*
Hmmm, now I just need something blue to quench my thirst…
*holds breath*
*steals breath*
*collects breath from Jon, sells to questionable characters, splits profit with Jon*
*Catches breath*
Penicillin?
*sells Marius unproven “cure” for breath*
Questionable character resells breath on the black market for triple the price only to be caught by customs and sent to prison. (Resell Fail)
*backs out of room quietly*
k@! I’m now on FB2! Look for James BondFan and add me as a friend!
I will I saw you sent me a request!
I have to surgically remove my hubby from the home computer to get on there though!
Try a blowtorch. Those usually work on separating humans from teh interwebs.
*adds to list of tools to try*
I told him to work late tonight, so I may get to sneak on today!
Errm… K@? Sex is the answer, of course. When he sleeps afterwards you can go surf for hours.
*facepalm*
Dammit, I am such a dumba$$
goatse should do the trick
AW… I know now what they are drinking.. and I know where they are from D:
Why ain’t my parents like that?
Thats right, everyone secretly wants losers for parents!!! LOL
is that listerine?
that was my first though
yeah this is fake, its a closed bottle of listerine
Nothing wrong with multi-cultural parenthood.
Don’t you mean multi-racial? And who says there was something wrong with it in the first place?
No one did. But that couch covering….
At least they are commited to their drinking. Look at the bar setup on top of the entertainment unit.
Unfortunately, this reminds me why I don’t have any drink (even wine with dinner) near my son. One attempt to grab was enough.
*sobs for the future of the human race*
*gives ShamWow to wipe tears*
I once read a quote about how spoiled and useless today’s youth is, how doomed we are when they take over responsibility and so on. Gave me hope – because it was some old Roman who said it, a couple of hundred years before the Empire vanished.
I think I saw that, did it mention hanging about on street corners and drinking low quality wine or spirits?
I don’t recall the exact content of the statement, just the general idea behind it.
I think I read it whilst writing a history essay for a friend about a year ago!
Do you remember who said it?
Plinny rings a bell, but then I was reading the pompeii letters at the time for geology aswell, soooo *shrugs*
So, drinking on street corners has been a problem for hundreds of years, huh?
Millenia pass, and yet there are still young thugs massing in public! *sigh
*shakes fist at thugs on lawn*
Complaints about rebellious youths crop up whenever the “Old guard” feel themselves under attack. In the case of Rome it was the conversion from land owning farmers to culturally diverse city dwellers. You may sum up all of the complaints made by the leaders of Rome in this period with Cato (who lived though much of the change) complaining he was living in a city he no longer understood. The Roman republic did not end because of its youth. Its demise was due the Senate’s inability to change with the times. Trying to run a widespread empire the same way they ran a close knit group of communities led to disaster.
If you wanted to prove someone was wrong in predicting the end of a society, I don’t think choosing someone from the roman empire was a good starting point.
I only know this one “Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” by Marcus Tullius Cicero
It should be OK.
BF had better run for PM in 20…16(17, 18? How long can the Tories hold off the next election?)
Then our country will be OK. I’m sorry about Germany. I really am.
Human race seems to get less intelligent with the rise of technology….maybe we should create technology that makes life harder so humans are forced to think more….
You had to see it coming, sir.
what are you talking about you should not say that stuff on line because what you put on line can never be deleted so go on and keep saying that stuff on line but just remember it can be deleted .
RACIST FAILBLOG
Surely, you mean:
I’M RACIST, FAILBLOG!
ANNOYING TIT
*Snickers*
A FOOL, JESTER, AND BOOB.
Know what “boob” looks like turned upside-down?
An upside-down boob. Strange angle, but just as nice!
9009?
Fail Yeah!
“Mommy, gimme some more of that MD 20/20, please!”
Ugly win.
Hi, thank you very much. good job.
See? Alcohol makes your belly flop out. Just say no next time.
….Makes other bits hang out as well!
*prefers not to think about that*
it also makes your friends shut your fingers in the car door last Saturday night
Ouch!!! I am sorry.
*gives granny a band aid w/Squeezies*
*squeeze*
Thank you!
That and having a kid.
….I didn’t think having a kid encouraged you to wear clothes that allow floppage.
Well, bully for you. Fortunately, this woman realizes that her stomach is nothing to be ashamed of.
Take notes, fat-hater.
~Yes of course~
*notices B has some issues*
ha, right?
My issue is that I don’t like seeing people being mocked because of their weight.
I don’t think it’s the weight that is being mocked here. Just saying…
Looks like she’s chugging Plax dental rinse…
that is so funny, the woman drinks alcohol in front of her child. haha
Nothing majorly wrong with this….looks like Listerine. Good parenting there – teaching good oral hygiene!
What’s sad is that she’s probably receiving a welfare check on top of it, and still has money for home stereos and name brand food/drink.
How did you determine she was on welfare. You would think in the year 2010, white idiots like you would know the biggest benefactor of welfare is white women and that it’s stupid to assume all black people are on welfare.
Interesting siditty how you assume that the person you are speaking to
a. is refering to black people specifically
b. is white
c. lives in the US.
The person could easily have been assuming that because the person is sketchy enough to guzzle whatever the hell that drink is while grinding her guy in front of her kid they are probably reaping government benefits, as a facetious statement.
I wonder if you realize that by assuming that the person is white and a racist it shows that you are indeed, a racist yourself.
Have fun with that.
No surprise that the world is such a screwed up place.
Looks like a bottle of mouthwash to me, too. Worse thing that I can say about that is that I hope that it’s not a communal bottle! Hope she made it to a safe spit zone!
Fat-hater.
I’d still hit it.
yes u would
No kid should have to grow up in a household without a big flatscreen TV.
Times are hard. There’s not enough money for a flatscreen TV after you’ve paid for the kids drink habit.
They forgot the belly shirt\short shorts fail…
dude! the baby wants some….try sharing!
Classy folk!
ah no wonder
a black woman
thats fail enough ^^
You’re mother is full of fail for giving birth to you, racist idiot. Every day I can legitimize hating white folks because of you.
Didn’t know racism could be legitimized. Learn something new everyday…
You were doing so well until you failed yet again. I agree with the first half of your post but being a racist idiot yourself makes you a big ball of fail.
Congratz on being a really, really miserable person.
She´s not black, she´s brown, and what else is brown and has the same characteristics?
Hint: comes out of your butt.
…was that mouthwash???
I’d take a guess at that being a bottle of MD 20/20: a classic beverage, and just as good a drink as mouthwash.
This is more of a general fail at life.
It’s not mouthwash or Mad Dog. I’m not sure why this is on FailBlog. Wow, big deal, shes downing so liquor while a baby is reaching up at her. Parents drink in front of their kids all the time and kids also reach out to their parents all the time. It would be a “FAIL” if this was a picture of her handing the bottle over or something like that.
If you have kids, I feel sorry for them…and for society.
So you can’t have fun once you have kids? COME ON, they are probably coucious enough to take care of the kid well.
Also, noted it is Listerine? So stop being a ‘oh-i-defend-kids-about-anything-oh-i-am-so-a-good-person’ and try to be realistic
Is that… Listerine?
the baby is holding a pickle …. no its a chicken leg
muffin-top win?
Least she didnt appear to give him any
Don’t see a fail here. Baby sees bottle, baby wants bottle. Baby has no idea what’s in the bottle. Heck, you show interest in any random object, and suddenly the kid wants it.
That, and it looks like a bottle of mouthwash, with the cap on.
No…you fail.
It’s Mad Dog 20/20 “Hawaiian Blue” flavor, and she’s failing at parenting because she’s drinking that crap in front of her kid.
(Do I fail because I recognize that bottle? LOL)
Just not as long as you don’t make a kid jealous while drinking it… lol
Our welfare dollars at work!
It’s more like a win to me, kids learn faster these days
This kid is pretty desperate by the looks of it…
Poor kid…
aww… gimme some
if there was no walfare the majority of babies would not be born.
the bottle kinda looks like listerine… ick
looks like kfad and his baby mama from before britney
looks like kfed and his baby mama from before britney
Looks like mouthwash to me.
^ FAIL
Photoshop fail.
good family
That looks like a Listerine bottle.
That man has got the fever.
Snail TRAIL!!!
great example for a kid..
In all seriousness, that’s a nice looking house interior and entertainment center.
Looks more like MD 20/20 to me
Big fail, agreed.
EWW…keep that tummy tucked away please. Try shaving :p