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Happy anti-kalou Wednesday, fail peeps!
*crashes into Cloral*
Sorry, what?
That’s what she said!
(hand in my pocket) All this crashing through makes me think of hymen.
Anti-Kalou Wednesday. A kalou is a gap or opening, like when you’re driving on a busy highway and find an area with almost no cars. The kalou of the week would be the weekend, so Wednesday, being as far removed from the weekend as possible, is the anti-kalou.
But Mr. Mays did not find a gap or opening between the soda cans… too much mountain dew, I suppose.
Or the chips gots squished.
Gas price revenge!!
Temper, temper!!
More like temper tantrum.
Just like a three year olds tantrum, but with access to more destructive things.
Like 250lbs of stupidity?
Cars.
250lbs of stupidity + 3500lbs of metal = epic fail.
Always.
Stupidity’s critical mass is less than 3750lbs.
temper-pedic woulda helped him sleep better at night and allow him to be less cranky in the morning.
My coffin is a Temper-pedic. It’s amazing I ever make it out of that thing.
What you need is the super-drive hydraulic version.
Or the one that takes quarters with “Magic Fingers”.
Reminds me of the people who would angrily bang on the emergency exit from the outside as if they expected me to let them in.
Not that I had the key, but even if I did I’d make them go through the regular door like everyone else. What makes these people think they are so special?
Emergency exits don’t generally require a key, from the inside that is.
No, but you need a key to unlock it so people can get in from the outside, which they aren’t supposed to do.
Also, of course, if you open it from the inside without unlocking it an alarm would go off.
Oh, it’s one of those emergency exits. The ones in my building aren’t alarmed. But you do need a key to use them from the outside.
You wouldn’t need any keys if you kept a spare chainsaw in your trunk.
Metal doors. :p
All you really need is a desire for Kool Aid, and a door-like-device will be made for you.
Oh yeah!
Hee! Hee!
^5 Mouse.
Rule #22: When in doubt, know your way out.
That could also fit quite neatly under rule #3 as well.
This was inside a store, they had one main entry and exit to deter shoplifting. Several times a day some idiot would try to sneak out the emergency exit and set off the alarm, even though it was clearly marked. 99% of them were shoplifters.
I’m not sure why people wanted to get *in* through the emergency exit, unless they were just plain stupid and couldn’t read the sign directing them to the main entrance.
Take a deep breath, and count to elebenty.
What number comes before elebenty?
That’s in the eye of the counter.
Isn’t it atenuated?
Nevermind the elebenty part, what if I fail before I get there?
Let’s blow up that bridge when we get to it.
What’s the point of making these huge stair-like combo comments?
News clip with video of a guy who drove his Ford Explorer into a gas station. We watch him smash through the store, while the reporter explains that he had an argument with the attendant who turned the pump off and insisted he pay first. FB snarks that Kitt would have cleared the candy aisle. “Who is this kid?” powers with, “I just want my Mountain Dew slurpee
“, and then they bring on the bicycle guy.
yay Random Commenter dude/dudette…yay
Thanks, Scotty. I saw that footage on a couple of news broadcasts, so now I have a context.
The SUV doesn’t look photoshopped. Thought you would like to know that little tidbit.
*squeezeNS*
True, but that stack of sodas in the front window look mighty suspicious to me.
Oh noez — teh pixels are carbonated?!
Look at the shadowing of the bubbles…you see it?
It is an effervescent video.
The placement is just to sweet.
*vomits another ‘o’*
I’m not cleaning THAT up!
*sighs*
*goes to fetch heavy-duty ShamWows*
*shakes head, muttering “It’s always me…”*
* loans GBF a diesel Olivet tractor with attached sh!t spreader *
*radioes in the men in hazmat suits*
*cordons off the area*
“who is this kid?”
That’s me!!! The icanhaz troll
Void rage.
Failed stopgap measure for checks and unbalances.
A What?
A duck!
Does it quack?
Of course it quacks!
I’m so glad someone here got the reference.
We used to play that in my choir classes in high school.
Wanna buy a duck?
A what?
High school. It’s a big building with students, but that’s not important right now.
It wasn’t all that important then either!
To be honest, it’s not all that important now.
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
I am Arthur, King of the Britons!
Bring your own coconuts, and you have yourself a job.
clippity cloppity… is it santa time yet?
My liege!
Did you lose your victoria’s secret?
No, but the way they show them off on tv. It’s not much of a secret, now is it?
… you make that sound as if it’s a bad thing. …
Oh but if I went ’round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.
*snerk*
I just read through a whole bunch of Holy Grail quotes on imdb — that was a really really funny movie.
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went ’round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!”
-Dennis, an old man, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Seriously, that is one of roughly two dozen email signature files I have on my work machine (I actually copy and pasted it from my signatures). Whenever I compose an email, my computer randomly picks one sig file to slap on the end of it.
I want mine to do that!!! I want signatures to say different things however. For instance “Please hurl yourself thru the 10th floor window. It was nice chatting with you today”.
(note to self: Do not write emails to Leila)
ha!!
Maybe she could set them to specific people, like you can do with ringtones.
I almost spit parfait all over. Of course you can write me. I was referring to the idiots I work with.
Besides I am due for a new outfit don’t you think? Mardi Gras just passed and I lost as to what my avatar should wear now.
Something green?
Ooooooooooh! Sounds good. What’s the occasion?
St. Patrick’s Day is coming up…
Already?
My goodness!!!!
Well…. it’s still a month away, but that just means you won’t have to worry about changing it for awhile!
Hence my new “outfit.”
How about nothing?
O:-)
:halo:
I see your tarnished halo! So, you want me to rever to a generic avatar?
Oh dang.. I forgot I made that note and just sent you an email, Leila.
*goes to FB2 to check*
It’s gorgeous!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!
*takes fluffy out of the bowl*
*gently squeezes fluffy*
*puts fluffy back in bowl*
There’s a Facebook group entitled precisely “Strange Women Lying in Ponds and Distributing Swords as a Government System” (clickie). With 83,000 members.
Wow… it only took him about 3 seconds after he left the store.
Premature evacuation?
He’s fast on the draw.
He was looking for terlet paper? What a stupid sh!t he turned out to be.
Hulk Smash!!!
HAHA!!!
i think he forgot to signal
He signalled
_,_|_,_
What is that a rendering of, Jules? I’m just not getting it…
Methinks flipping the bird (not Avis!)…
We get to flip Avis? Ho boy… what does the fun begin?
People get so offended when you use that particular digit to tell them that they’re number one.
And what is the appropriate signal for smashing through a building? Other than the hand signal that involves but one finger.
Are they sure that wasn’t a Dodge Ram?
Maybe it was a Prius.
A Toyota out on Safari.
Hey! Congrats on your win at Westminster.
Hey, I DVR’ed it.
Me, too.
*jumps up and down to erase the posts*
*shakes FB like a polaroid picture*
*sigh*
Sorry Jules & LGB, I tried.
Abject apologies, but if you don’t want to know the outcome of an important competition the following day, you should avoid television, the internet, newspapers, radio, pamphlets on famous Jewish athletes, backs of cereal boxes (sides are ok), skywriting, and all human contact. So there, nyah.
Besides, I only implied that a dog won. So there nyah again.
As long as no one tells me who won WWII. I am almost to the end of the book.
It’s the film where Edward Norton started a fight club with Bruce Willis and then it turned out he was dead.
If you knew what I go through to avoid spoilers when I’ve recorded an event and plan on watching it later, you wouldn’t joke like that.
That said, her suggestion works perfectly.
Woohoo!
I knew there was a reason I wanted to do this anyway.
*wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*overloads it to a sickening degree*
*
safety**lights fuse from a distance and instantly buries self 18 feet down*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEBENTY!!!!!
*feels tremor*
*peeks back up to see smoke filled room*
*smoke clears to reveal terrier shaped confetti embedded in everything*
Congrats!
~YEAH! CONGRATS SCOTTIE!!!!~
*wanted poodle to win*
*squeeze*
Ewwwwwww. I despise the poodles.
I always root for the working dogs, like huskies and malamutes and Samoyeds!
They had a gorgeous Samoyed on last night.
I like the herding dogs & the working dogs. Many of the terriers are adorable, but some are just fugly.
I wish they wouldn’t groom dogs in such weird ways. Poodles look ridiculous all groomed to look like balloon animals. Why not leave their coats as they grow (with a great deal of brushing)?
Not all poodle owners do the ridiculous hairdos. I leave mine alone. They are groomed to wear their coats short. I have a white and black one and they are extremely intelligent.
Poodles are considered to be the smartest breed of dog. Theoretically they would make better poice dogs. But they just aren’t that intimidating looking.
ROFL … how can someone with curly hair that looks coiffed all the time look intimidating anyway? I give them boy cuts so they can at least look somewhat masculine.
Thank you for the comment.
*squeeze* My boys are fun and extremely goofy too. They have a weird sense of humor.
Had a poodle once… we nick-named it DF cuz it was so unsmart.
Poodles were originally working dogs — water retrievers.
*nods*
My boys love to take baths.
Yes, and that’s where the “lion” cut comes from – the fur is left long around the joints and major organs for insulation. I am very glad that the authorities here have eliminated tail-docking.
Go Huskies!
Meoooow!
you can’t fool me
You best not be calling her a dog, unless you like headstones under acceleration.
*squeezes her favorite zombie*
How do you feel about the Toys?
Toys as in BOB? Love ‘em. I highly recommend them.
♫1, 2.. 1, 2, 3; yeah!
In-slum-national, underground
Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Woo!)
Like a million elephants and silverback orangutans
You can’t stop a train♫
*hopes Leila doen’t have a poodle named BOB, otherwise he has misunderstood a lot of comments*
HeeHee!!!
*rubs Jules’ belly*
Most of them look more like Muppets than dogs. Mind you, I love Muppets — but I don’t really want one for a pet.
I’m not so into little tiny dogs. Too yippy & too much Napoleon complex. I like medium-size dogs… but I’m content to visit them at friends’ houses. I’m much happier with kitties.
I am a cat person myself but my daughter got me hooked on dogs. Between us we have six dogs. In reality I haven’t met an animal I didn’t like.
I knew a person who had a cat that grew up with dogs. He approached people for petting like a dog. He was adorable!
One of my mothers cats will come to you if you call her. Most of the time.
My cat greets me at the door every evening when I come home from work.
I want a cat!!
I’ve one cat who hates all things feline or canine. She’s a real attention whore when I’ve got company, but won’t socialize with any of the other pets at all. I’ve another who behaves more like a dog and in fact spends the better part of the day wrestling with my 10 month old Chesapeake Bay Retriever. He comes when called by name as well, and even goes for the odd walk on a leash. The third cat is just a miserable old coot. Nobody f@cks with Simon.
A cat on a leash walking success story! You should write a manual. Seriously.
I think the fact the dog is with us is what keeps the cat mobile… that, and the snow is not all that nice to lay down in. The old coot’s leash trained as well (as all our animules are out of necessity from tent camping in the summer) but he’d only ever walk so far… once he found a cozy spot of tall grass to lay in that was the end of it.
I wanna try that!
What’s your mother’s cat’s phone number?
They may have call ID and screen the call.
The cat doesn’t have a phone. :p
Then how do they call her? Hmph.
*texts the kitty instead*
We call her by name. Hers.
It’s Gudrun.
Either you don’t have any happy joggers nearby or the cat randomly tries to run away.
We have two cats that roll over to have their bellies scratched. One of those rolls over for strangers. The other limits his belly-rub opportunities to family members over the age of 18 (the child makes him nervous).
I will never understand cats.
Cats are easy to understand, once you realize they own you.
*nods*
That sounds about right.
A friend posted this elsewhere: A dog thinks, “These people feed me, they shelter me, they look after me: they must be gods.” A cat thinks, “These people feed me, they shelter me, they look after me: I must be a god.”
I’ve met one — it was a poodle.
My psycho ex-boyfriend’s mother had a toy poodle. That damn dog growled at me whenever I visited. I adore animals & they usually adore me.
That poodle was sick in the head & needed to be punted somewhere.
It’s actually not the poodle’s fault. They pick up on their human’s emotions. How did the mother feel about you?
I don’t think she liked me much. Nobody was good enough for her psychotic emotionally-abusive “angel.”
The whole family was a bit off, methinks.
I maintain that it was a nasty little dog, though. Cute — but nasty.
*pat*
*pat*
I am sorry. He wasn’t deserving of you in my opinion.
*gives NS a lollipop*
His one redeeming factor is that being in a relationship with him made me appreciate how wonderful the guy I dated next was/is. We’ve been very happily married for over 10 years now.
That’s about it, though. Really, now he’s just using oxygen my cats could use.
What about that over-muscled drunk down at the bar?
Jimmy’s an idiot when he drinks.
Sadie is just unbeatable.
I saw a pic. She has such a beautiful coat!!!
That guy is my hero! I never liked the whole prepay B.S.
About 10 years ago or so, I worked at a gas station just off the highway. Anytime someone drove off, it came out of my paycheck. Prepay all the way I say. I know it’s unfair for the 97% of the population that won’t drive off, but I lost over $250 in the 9 months that I worked there before I held to the rule NO MATTER WHAT.
Pfft. What’s unfair about paying for something before you’re allowed to take it out of the store? I’m pretty sure that restaurant won’t just give you that hamburger and let you pay for it after you sit down.
*cuddles the glorious and shiny Dragon*
Can a McDonalds really be called a restaurant?
Did I say anything about a McDonalds?
No, true. I was just thinking of regular restaurants where they DO serve you your food before you have to pay for it.
Once again, it came out all wrong. Sorry ’bout that.
My mind read McDonalds too. *pat* *pat*
Cookies?
*sniffs around for cookies*
*gives Mouse a cookie*
(Though I can see how you mind went there!)
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
It never was Tuesday for Wimpy.
I never really “liked” the prepay ideology either, but I understand where it came from. Either way, you have to admit it’s not like this prepay business is a new thing to anyone anymore, gas stations nationwide have been doing this for decades now.
Don’t agree with it? Fine, do business elsewhere. Driving a car through a building with people inside is the wrong reaction though. This isn’t a heroic action, it’s a profoundly stupid, childish and selfish one.
I guess we know more about you now though. You idolize stupid, immature, selfish people who are a danger to others. This causes me a conundrum, when it’s time for the apocalypse to take over the world do I convert you early to use your evil to help in the takeover or do I leave you until later so you can suffer while watching your world be helplessly converted to living death?
Decisions, decisions, decisions. I think I’ll take you early, that way you can be useful to someone at least.
*gives ZA a cookie*
omnomnomnomnom
mmmmm, braaaaaaiiiiinnnzzzz.
*You*, sir, are my hero. I hope like hell that there weren’t any people in the part of the store that we couldn’t see on the camera, but since the news anchor didn’t mention it, I’m assuming no one was injured.
I don’t really see the problem with the prepaid idea. The prepaid service that I know is where you insert your debit/credit care, and authorize however much money you want. Then you simply fill your tank and go. It takes it out of your account when it’s finished.
Unless there is a different prepaid service of which I am unaware?
I love the prepaid that I know of for odd reasons, though. I hate having anyone at a gas station touch my car. Not because it’s gorgeous or anything (let’s not talk about the amount of rust on it) but because I don’t like interacting with people very much (I am afflicted with social anxiety disorder, and it’s just easier to avoid the small situations so I have enough energy for the big ones) and I can be very impatient. If I do it, I’m in and out as fast as possible.
I hate paying first too. Well played.
Yeah, because it’s worth receiving a hot beef injection from a man named Sue to show that cashier what’s what!
Indeed. Plus, the gas stations really should just suck it up and put up with all the lost income from drive-offs just so people don’t have to pay for their product before they get it.
*goes online to order more gormet catsup*
I’m hoping that you needed these, (~~) Dragon.
Actually, I’m pretty sure I didn’t need them.
Is pre-pay not predominant outside of California? I’m so used to pre-paying for gas that I find it really weird when I’m elsewhere & don’t have to pay until after the gas is pumped.
It’s not popular in NYC (all 5 boroughs). But when I traveled the I95 south, there were plenty of pre-pays. I find them an understandable annoyance. No one wants to be cheated.
I just pay with credit card, I get 1% cash back.
Credit card is the way to go… I like I-95 in New Jersey cuz self-pump is frowned on in joisey.
I just use my credit card. Then I never have to go inside at all.
Also, that explains why all the gas stations around here have signs that say, “pre-pay or use credit card.” I always thought it was redundant to tell people to pay first. I mean, what else would you do? But if that’s not the case everywhere, then I can understand why somebody from out-of-the area might need to be told that.
Up here in my part of Canadaland, they’ve only recently started demanding pre-pay at certain locations and only after 11pm. I drove to Florida and back over the xmas break and “pre-pay or credit” was odd to me.
By the time I got to Daytona it had become second nature to run my card, only to be thwarted by a new rule: “Enter your billing address Zip Code” Uhm, where’s the letters on this thing? To make matter worse, no retail outlets in Daytona would accept my debit card either.
Letters, yeah you’re Canadian all right. The letters being missing isn’t an omission, it’s a security feature!
I just realized there are a bunch of pre-pay in NYC (not a driver). I’ve gotten used to both.
Chicago and its suburbs has both – usually depends on the neighborhood …
It’s a gas station, not a restaurant.
~I hate pre-paid too! Damn Borders wouldn’t let me watch the DVD I was buying until I payed for it. Then the grocery store wouldn’t let me eat the food I was buying until I paid. The nerve!~
I see people feasting on unpaid goodies while waiting in line to pay all the time. I’ve always assumed that was the point of the impulse display at the cashier.
Those are free, right?!? Just like grapes, right!?!
Let’s just say it’s only illegal if you’re caught.
That applies to everything.
You got this all wrong. The gas station as a whole is a store, and the inside, where you prepay with cash is just a place with a register. Why would I go to the register before receiving goods, or in this case gas?
You go girl!
Girl?
Go??
You???
! ????
???
Was kinda hoping for pelican weather guy.
You crushed?
A bit smashed, but it is after 10…
That statement only works the way you think it does in the evening.
♬
Well I woke up this morning
And I got myself a beer!
♬
♫ Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad,
So I had one more for dessert. ♫
♥ I am totally crashing on you. ♥
♫ And you come crash into me – and I come into you. ♫
♪wearing nothing, but you wear it so well♪
♫ her vibes are rather reckless (heading for a crash) ♫
Storing ones animosity is not recommended.
Nor is taking a crash course in anger management.
But he’s had a major break through in psychomotor development.
Haha! Title spelling fail!
It was…erm, intentional.
acceptable.
Thos poor cases soda. They never got to be enjoyed.
teh sadness.
The madness
The badness.
“We need a cleanup in aisle……umm……well, everywhere.”
I am hoping no one got hurt.
According to the news, “The two people inside the store weren’t seriously injured.” I assume they got a bit banged up. But the dude threatened that he would kill both of them–how can anyone consider what he did heroic? Such a shame.
I didn’t think anyone did consider what he did heroic?
Or did I miss something?
Yeah, read up. There was one that ZA told off.
Coulda been worse… he coulda just had a date with Amy Bishop.
Hopefully, the restaurant has enough booster seats.
*hoping the airbag broke that guy’s nose*
His SUV needed a wash so decided…
♫going to the car wash ♫
going to the car wash baby. …♫
It was just a little SUV, so it needed to feed in order to grow up into a big SUV and thought a diet of solids would work faster.
Poor angry moron was only along for the ride, but got the blame anyway.
I hope that before he left the store, the “crasher” said, as a matter-of-fact, to the clerk,
“Awl, be bahk . . . “
Why you should never annoy someone with road rage and a large vehicle.
In that case, I should probably just stay home.
Me too.
Everyone here drives LARGE a$$ SUVs and gosh knows how many of them have guns in them.
*drives a lifted, Hugh Jazz 4X4 truck*
*loves how everyone gets out of his way*
It’s funny how you don’t need guns when the person you’re following can only see a bumper in their rear view mirror.
This is me when I see you coming on my rearview mirror.
EeeeeeeeeeeK!!! *swerve to the left*
It’s not the gun that’s dangerous… it’s the cellphone.
Don’t even get me started with that. I see people going 60 miles per hour and texting.
HOW?????
Those folks are affectionately known as “zombies in training”.
I’m not even confident of my ability to text while sitting in an office chair in a building.
~What you have to understand is that those people are special. They have such advanced driving skills that speed limits, signs, and rules about the use of mobile phones don’t apply to them.~
Hopefully you don’t anger any trolls in the web that are pilots.
That can be an issue when you live on a waterfront.
I coulda been a contender, instead I’m a bum. Face it, it was the trolls.
Totally OT: [start hate] I hate Hootie & the Blowfish!!!!! [end hate]
I feel better now. Thank you for listening.
Did you just end up with an earworm?
Yes.
HALP!!!
Sorry, I’ve been stuck with “Wish You Were Here” for the past three days now. Good thing I like the song!
Incubus? I ♥ that song too!!!
*starts humming*
*wishes she transferred song on mp3*
Pink Floyd.
I’ve had “By the Way” by Theory of a Deadman in my head for days.
What about Darius Rucker’s more recent country album?
Have you heard of the new style that mixes the two?
Blech.
I have! I’m a huge runtry fan. *nods*
Huh, I thought it was called Crap.
Well now, that’s just silly, isn’t it?
It almost sounds like some kind of old joke.
*almost*
*RIGL*
Would you like to ♫ walk this way ♫ ?
You see? You see? This. THIS is why we’re sisters…
*squeeziesLeila*
Heeeee!!!
*squeezieLGB*
Are you saying Country, or CMT Nashville Bullsh*t? Because as for the latter, I wholeheartedly agree. As for people like Don Williams or Tom T Hall, that’s some pretty decent music. Oh yeah, and I LOVE Bluegrass.
Sort of off topic – I’ve decided to give up road rage for lent. Maybe I should have decided to give up office rage as well.
*avoids Gracie at work*
Seriously, though, is there a wrong way to make copies? The nit-picking here is unreal!
Did you sit on the copier again?
I only do that when nobody else is here. I swear that old biddy likes to criticize every little thing I do! “What are you typing?” “Do you always copy those one at a time?” “You’re not cleaning the coffee area right, this is how it needs to be done.”
*grinds teeth and tries to count to elebenty*
You only have to suffer her for a limited amount of time on a prescribed schedule. She has to suffer herself always, forever, until the end of freakin time.
Does that help?
Yes, it does. Thanks, ZA.
*squeeze*
Putting gum in the machine to clear out a jam doesn’t help either.
We used to have people who put stuff in the fax machine face down rather than face up & then wondered why the recipients were complaining about blank faxes.
I !magine you could do the same thing with a copier — though I’m sure you wouldn’t do that. Are there others in the office who would?
Are you arching your fingers correctly when you press the buttons?
Yes!
You! You! You powered the fail? How is this possible?!?
The same way I powered a video over on Thisisphotobomb with a comment from this site!!
*faints*
Anything is possible. The real question is who cares?
Because trolls like me get attention!
At least you admit you are a troll.
And that is the first step.
your names are too long. make a new name that’s shorter.
thanks
Just call me by STSZ
I would but I don’t cater to trolls. FailPeeps only.
You are welcome.
And we like your name just as it is.
*squeeze*
Just for you, person whose parents were never married.
8)
Why don’t you make your’s longer.
Thanks.
reponse fail
Turn on *clap-clap*
Turn off *clap-clap*
errrrrrrr*crashes*
How did he drive the car into the gas station if he didn’t have any gas?
He went there to fill up on glass.
Unleaded?
Tempered.
Gas FOOOOOMs.
Oh, no! Did he diesel?
He won’t be fueled again.
At least the person who turned off the pump knows how the drivered filled.
wtf is with all the ads on the videos???
Talking about passive aggression, eh? That was aggressive aggression.
OT for the ‘peeps:
A co-worker just showed me this, we’re still laughing ourselves silly over it. I don’t have the time/patience/reserve brain power to figure out how to submit this to FailBlog, so I offer it to the ‘peeps in hopes it’s not fixed before someone else gets to submit it …
Go to www . homedepot . com and check out the top right of the page, under the shopping cart. Where it says “Add $49.00* for FREE Shipping”. I fertilize you not.
By thinking that means I need to buy $49 worth of merchandise in order to get free shipping, am I missing the joke?
Uh … no. Suffering from brain rot, I didn’t quite make the same connection and simply got hung up on the $49.00 for free shipping part.
*gives ZA another brain cookie*
Well, clickie for a screenshot of it in any case, ZA.
BTW, while NS is surely right about the intended meaning, I do think there’s a wording fail here: “Spend $49.00* for FREE Shipping”, fine; but “ADD $49.00″ does seem imply an extra charge.
*inserts “to”*
You can FAIL it, we can help.
Well, yes – as long as you define “help” as “mock the failer ruthlessly.”
I know someone I could see doing that. In 6th grade, someone threw away his paperclip and he threw a chair at him in retaliation.
Attempted murder charge for sure..
*sigh*
If I, who is not familiar with HTML coding (other than the few tricks I use here) can spot the error in the source code for something, why can’t the person who is actually paid to make corrections able to see the error?
Ack. She has me flustered.
*climbs up into previous post*
*replaces “is” with “am”*
*climbs back down*
*swings kittehburglar-style over preceding comment*
*secretly swaps “can’t” for “isn’t”*
*abseils silently away*
Thanks for the assist.
I told you she got me flustered!
Sorry. My Ford thought it was a Toyota and just accelerated on its own into your window.
Your just lucky my Explorer didn’t think it was a Pinto
* foom! *
Ugh, I bought beer at that BP and he messed it up.
man- “ill be back” hello. . . obvious terminator reference
what would he do to his wife if she denied him sex?
He should have blamed it on the throttle! It doesn’t have to be a Toyota to get the pedal stuck under the mat!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I’ll be back.
hm is it the same guy? 3 seconds between man leaving our view and the car crashing into the gas station. 3 seconds seems a tad quick to walk from gas station to door, open car door, get in, turn on car, and accelerate into station.
This happened near Birmingham, AL. I remember seeing it on the news a while back and thinking, wtf? If you watch the full video it looks like the guy runs out of the store with his pants down lol
OMG I live in the town where that happened. LMAO
This is messed up, someone that i knew father died when he wrecked into a gas station while his car was on fire because of engine failure.
what a idiot!
He ought to be pitied.
Now he is going to pay a lot just because his temper flared.
More temper.
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