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Noooooooo!
WTF is up with the Jiggity dude?
They all look jiggity to me
hm im not laughing, is this funny?
Time for you to take a look in the Mirror, then. =D
That pic is FAIL. Not WIN. CSI as a whole is FAIL. People watching it are FAIL. People believing it are EPIC FAIL.
You’re really passionate about it..
You said FAIL four times in one sentence.
I count five sentences.
I count four sentences, one comma splice and five instances of article neglect.
D’oh that’s comma error, not splice.
As is your “article” comment. “Fail”, as used here, does not have to take an article. Yes, you can have A Fail, but you can also merely Fail. A person or an object can also “be” fail (as opposed to “a failure”, which is a totally different thing).
So yes, if you’re going to be pedantic, make sure you at least know your stuff.
WIN!
*shakes head slowly*
*plays taps*
What? No 21 pun salute?
No no no! I’m not saying Dragon, I’m admitting my mistake…
I didn’t see this before I posted above.
*gives FlB a cookie*
Thank yous. Om nom nom!
I jest wrote it incorrectly, thankfully I got it cleared up in time. *phew*
It mixes capital & lowercase letters in its name. Do you really expect it to write properly?
It puts the lotion in the basket…
Yes. I expect everyone to write properly. I also expect disappointment.
Let me guess… you’re old?
hey, i am with you man! that dude cannot act at all!! >:( that show defines FAIL tv.
CSI is a good show but i find CSI miami a bit boring. You sir have failed
I love CSI Miami!
this is 100% win, but i don’t know why this pic is on failblog…
It looks like BAReFOOt… Missed the punchline.
YEEEAAHHHHHH!!!
Your FAIL!! CSI is WIN!
youre fail
You’re both failing: English, commenting, life.
You’re fail
its true, people who look at csi MIAMI AND NEW-YORK are fail, but not las vegas… but it is not the point i want to talk about. this picture is really gay and dont make any sense, anybody who will try to say : look its a win, put those glasses wherever you want
its one of the hugest fail never seen on earth!
Wait… Who believes it?… Like… people think it a documentry or something?
Like, wow man, I’m so
with my sunglasses half off, can you dig it? 
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SUCK IT!
*snerk*
*jerk*
*perk*
*lerk*
*work*
*smerk*
Okay, so, OT………I’m a little concerned. I donate blood every two months or so, through my work. I wasn’t able to last time because I had been on anitbiotics. The wouldn’t let me this time because my red blood cell count was really low. Like, really low. They recommended that I make an appointment with my doctor. Do you think there’s any reason to be alarmed? I mean, I’ve been more tired than I can ever remember being, but I’ve had a lot of stress over the last couple of months.
Sweetie, the absolute BEST thing to do is to visit your doctor and not to stress until you know FOR SURE there is something to stress about. Fear of the unknown only causes more stress. Get checked out. It might be nothing, but you won’t know until you make that appointment.
hear, hear! low hemo will cause tiredness cuz that’s how oxygen gets to your cells.
Do you take iron supplements? If you don’t, it might be worth a try. Your blood needs iron in order to be able to transport oxygen throughout your body as efficiently as possible. If your iron is low & you’re not getting as much oxygen as you need, that very well might explain why you’re more tired than usual.
If you’re at “that time,” the blood loss could lower your red blood cell count — but if you’re not, you should check with a doctor in case you have some unexplained internal bleeding (like bleeding ulcers, which could also have a stress component).
If you’re not already taking iron supplements, you might want to give them a try. Back when I used to donate every couple of months, they almost always had to spin my blood in the centrifuge because my iron level was borderline. Once I started taking iron, they didn’t have to spin me any more — and I had more energy.
Also if you take iron supplements, you have to remember that it is very important to take vitamin C with it, because iron is much better absorbed in acidic uhmmm content of the stomach (or whatever that is called in proper English). That’s why if there is enough meat/iron rich foods in your diet and too little vitamin C/stomach is not acidic enough, hemoglobin can still go down.
Since we’re getting into medical advice here:
Your stomach contains hydrochloric acid. This is a *vastly* stronger acid than Vitamin C, which is about as acidic as vinegar – i.e., not very. Taking Vitamin C will do little or nothing to change the pH of your stomach contents.
But it is not the acidity of the stomach that helps with iron absorption; it is the Vitamin C specifically. Quote from an NIH article:
“The reasons for its action are twofold: (1) the prevention of the formation of insoluble and unabsorbable iron compounds and (2) the reduction of ferric to ferrous iron, which seems to be a requirement for the uptake of iron into the mucosal cells.”
Vitamin C is metabolized very quickly and excess is excreted from the body, so you have to take it at the same time as the iron supplement to ensure that enough of it is present to make a difference.
I wouldn’t want to give medical advice, not knowing you personally, but if the blood drive folks are saying get it checked, it’s probably not the worst idea.
*agrees with the little birdie*
LGB is correct BB. Get to a doctor. I can tell you how embarrassing it is when you drive a stake into your bosses heart for being a blood sucking S.O.B. only to find out later you have an iron deficiency.
*snork*
Love you for that Marius.
*cuddles the peeps*
Heee!
There are all sorts of non-scary reasons that you might be feeling a touch of anemia, B3. The frequency you give blood, the antibiotics, stress, diet…all sorts of things. But I’ll jump on the bandwagon and say it’s better to be safe and get things checked out. It’s always better to know!
*Runs through blog pursued by crazed customers*
*Squeezes failpeeps*
Tomorrow will be a better daaaaaay!
You might not want to take advice from me but when I don’t donate blood. The Scary Clown steals it from Mr. Cuddles..
Ummm… What?
I am not a doctor and I don’t donate blood because I’m frying on acid and I see scary clowns cuddling everywhere.
*gives the ebil I to the moderator, hoping that’ll work*
Seeking medical advice from failblog comments doesn’t seem like the best idea. :S
She’s not. She’s seeking it from people…and people (ie, “friends”) she knows pretty well at this point.
*gives Sara a cookie*
Bloodcell count really is no way a stable factor, there are many factors that influence this, as already stated. However, if the helpers at the donation center advise you to go to a doctor (just a question: do you get examined by a “real” doctor before you donate or “only” by helpers doing the quick hemoglobin test?). In any case it most certainly would be unwise not to go to the doc with this. There usually is no imminent threat in having low blood cell levels, except an inhibition to your body’s stamina (as your blood is unable to fuel your muscle cells with that much oxygen).
not to downplay potentially serious medical problems but…
does anybody else see a little irony in asking failblog for medical advice?
Were you being ironic by asking about the “irony” in the question?
When your potasium is low, you eat potasium.
When your calcium is low, you eat stuff with calcium.
When your blood cells are low, you gotta eat blood cells.
Maybe that’s not how it works, but… have you any evidence to defy my logic?
My favorite part was the wall.
That shade of ecru is spot on.
I don’t see any spots…
*shines a bright spotlight in LGB’s face*
*turns the light off*
What about now?
Yeah, lots.
*sicks pet cheetah on Leila*
Go get her, Fluffy!
*looks at cheetah*
*looks at Fluffy*
*looks back at cheetah*
I’m so confused!
*gives confusion antidote*
No! Only I am able to give Confuzzle-Be-Gone to patients!… By the way, LGB, how you holding up?
I think she’s holding out…
But does she know when to hold ‘em, or when to fold ‘em?
Well she’s not known for holding back when the stakes are high.
I know when to walk away and when to run.
!gniksa rof sknahT .won ,deruc lla m’I fi sa smees tI .yakO
.ko erew uoy taht erus ekam ot dah tsuj I !emoclew er’uoY
LGB, I must have missed something. Hope you are okay.
*SisSqueezies*
She got confuzzled by a la me and MGG applied some Confuzzle Be Gone.
It has unfortunate side effects.
Perhaps Fluffy is supposed to retrieve the cheetah after the cheetah attacks Leila?
I am a leo, I don’t know if cheetah will have the balls to fight me.
*sits in lair waits for spotty kitteh*
*prepares a fresh fishy bowl for fluffy*
I’m aquarius……don’t eat me!
I’m aquarius as well. Snack away.
I’m an Aries. The… *ahem*… ram.
No wonder your smiley looks a touch sheepish …
They wouldn’t want to go into a stinky lions lair anyway.
*runsawaywithgreatestquickness*
*files fangs*
*doesn’t say why*
Make sure you put them in the “sharp things” folder this time, and not the “fluffy soft things” one.
Nothing worse than reaching in for a pillow or a marshmallow and getting stabbed by a couple of fangs…
I hate it when that happens!
ONE TIME!!! You people never let go of ANYTHING!!
*storms off to the corner in a complete huff*
The comfy chair?
Aww…thanks, Leila!! I needed a good fangicure!
Dragon, I know this is kinda off topic, but you wouldn’t happen to have a… hand in your store would you? (For an explanation, please feel free to scroll down)
*curls up in a ball for a 20 hr nap*
Umm.. am I a hunting goldfish now?
I know you can handle it. When the cheetah gnashes at you, just splash it with your water. Kittehs HATE water.
Yes, yes they do. (clickie)
Which is why it might not have the balls.
Well maybe she is still in the process of … ya know… changing.
*snork*
Is it even possible for a cheetah to do…ya know…that?
Who are we to judge?
Good point…
Not THAT Flully! Oy! I knew I shouldda named her Bruce…
Flully? Flully? I’m. Just. Going to give up.
FLUFFY!
*goes to corner and cries*
*gives a hot chocolate and a blanket to LGB*
*laces LGB’s hot chocolate with a little peppermint schnapps*
*pat pat*
*not really worried about the blanket, but curious as to where a zombie got “hot chocolate”*
*doesn’t want to know*
Remember Miami Mice?
Were there three of them and also blind?
I have heard of such tails.
Did you see how they run?
It’s a knife story.
I think the farmer’s wife tells it best.
As the chief of police, I can attest that I have never before seen such a sight in my life.
Such a cheesy story.
I better hurry and finish reading it before time runs out.
*clocks in*
No, but I recall NYPD Blue… and there was something about whatsisface showing his other end sans pants and glasses!
Oh no you don’t. I’ve already been fooled once.
You won’t get fooled again?
No, NO!
YEEEAAHHHHH!!!
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss.
FIRST!!!11
fail…
5 minute late fail!
Oh… honey…
♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪
*sneaks up on suspicious person that wears sunglasses at night* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
*goes to change*
*doesn’t say what*
♪ Don’t switch the blade on the
guygal in shades. ♪♪Wearing dark glasses at night wrecks your eyes,
But pain can look cool, when it’s at its best
And the best things in life don’t make any sense.♪
How Odds!
*Squeezes**Squeezes**Squeezes*
I”m Satisfied, it gives me that Good Weird Feeling.
She’s hanging out in the kitchen during this party.
I’m fighting a migraine. Please don’t yell — you’ll just make it worse.
Ooh, I was going to ask you earlier today. I’m SO glad it finally went away.
*squeeze*
I was still vaguely headachy last night (it started late-night on Monday the 8th), but mostly gone today.
Stoopid headaches.
Well quit rolling your eyes like that.
Glad to hear it. Headaches can be such a pain in the butt.
Actually, coyote INFJ, that would be hemroids. Unless it was a troll that had there head up thier *donkey*.
*reaches up and changes the i and e around.*
*reaches really high up and switches there to their*
The sun never sets when you’re cool.
Don’t let the sun go down on me. …
(cuz that would really burn my a**)
I thought that meant the other side.
♫ I got a bad desire
oh, oh, oh, I’m on fire ♫
It’s 106 miles to Failblog.
We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Could be worse… you could have a full pack of cigarettes.
We might need them. We’re on a mission from God.
We’re here tobacco you up.
Okay. I don’t get it. At all. Is this some pop cultural reference to which I’m not privy?
Yes. CSI: Miami reference. If you haven’t seen the show it wouldn’t be funny.
The main character played by David Caruso does the glasses look you see him doing in the bottom picture pretty often during the show. Often enough for many comedians and others to have noted, and make fun, of it.
It often happens right at the start of the show as well. Clickie for a great compilation of them.
God, no wonder why I can’t watch that crap. One minute of that was all I could stand.
I actually found myself laughing for most of it. It’s hard to take seriously.
It’s hard to take, period.
*checks Constitution*
*finds clause barring cruel and unusual punishment*
When you open the link, scroll down the screen so that the video is hidden. THEN listen to it. The horrendous acting/voicing of Caruso instantly becomes obvious.
It’s so pathetic it’s funny.
In the show the bottom picture references, a body is found, the red headed detective says something “witty” whilst removing his sunglasses, and cue the Roger Daltry scream.
The other CSIs do not have such an opening. I don’t know if Caruso amuses or annoys me with his witty openings.
They all have a similar opening formula. It’s just he takes it a hair too far, I think. The bad joke is made worse by his heavy handed delivery.
Annoys. Definitely annoys. I can’t watch that show because of him. He’s just so…so…SLEAZY!
*nods head emphatically*
I totally agree!
I’ve lost track of the show. We’ve been playing a lot of Wii at Casa De Leila. A lot!
Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
PRESS “A”!!!!
*presses A*
What’s my prize?
“What do we have for him Johny?”
*waits patiently*
I am sooo not gonna press Leila’s A. …
I think Mr Leila would want you to finish that sentence.
Hehe *squeeze*
*up*
*up*
*down*
*down*
*left*
*right*
*left*
*right*
*B*
*A*
*start*
The Konami code! What’s a zombie going to do with 30 extra lives?
Go to Pacific Playland!
♪♫ No matter what I do
Yeah, it’s true
I long to spend
another 30 lives
with you
Yeah, I do ♪♫
Are you playing Wii? I swear, the undead sometimes…
I confess to not having tried this on the Wii yet, but if Konami is still writing games for Nintendo I wouldn’t be surprised if it worked.
You may have misspelled “dreamy.”
Mom & I both think he’s adorable.
— and the new detective on the show this season is yummylicious (Eddie Cibrian is the actor’s name).
Erik or Eric is YUMMY to me. Those lips are just…
*salivates*
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
That was in response to the Caruso = yummy concept. I just. Can’t. See it. He’s right up there on my “creepy guy actor list” with James Spader, Dennis Hopper and Cillian Murphy.
There! There! Happy thoughts. Who do you like then?
Hmmmmm…lemme see.
Will Smith (YUMMY!)
Brendan Fraser (I cannot resist a big, fun goofball)
Nathan Fillion (see comment above)
Naveen Andrews (droooooooooool)
Liam Neeson (I just want to hug him)
Robert Downey Jr (but only after he went clean)
*is now thinking happy thoughts*
Thanks, Leila! *squeeze*
OOooooOOOOoooh! That’s an excellent list! I’m 100% with you on Will, Brendan and Robert.
Ooh, I also want to tack Hugh Jackman onto that list.
*gets dreamy*
Robert … yes, after he got clean…hmmm…I just want to do things to him. Is that bad to say?
*looks around for Mr Leila*
Dragon, you have wonderful taste in men!
Why, theng-kew!
Well that depends on what kind of dragon you are, of course.
There’s a dragon movie coming out… How to Slay the Dragon, or something like that. It’s animated, but I’m not sure it’s for kids…
She’s the very best and hawtest kind, of course.
It’s, “How to Train Your Dragon”, which is a very poor title. Dragons cannot be owned.
*hackles raised*
She’s a glorious and shining example of Dragon like perfection! Wise and generous and filled with *FOOM*-ability!
I’m not on the list? *pouts*
It’s called, “How to Train Your Dragon” and is being done by Dreamworks.
Trailer clicky
LOL. Oh I knew what it was… I was just making another bad joke. I’m going for a record.
Dragon, you left out Alton Brown and Mike Rowe and Aja.
.. and every firefighter in the Northern Hemisphere.
*smooths down B3′s hackles*
*squeezes*–That raised mine, too! Fanks for the hackle-sistah solidarity.
*puts Alton Brown and Mike Rowe on the list*–THANKS, Fluffy, those are two VERY good additions.
Um…I’d put Aja on there, but he was already on it, and I was just too shy to say so.
But I’ll leave the firefighters for LCB’s list.
*sends a big, special *SQUEEZY* to the most Admirable Admiral*
George Clooney (he dreams of me at night, but doesn’t know who I am)
Josh Holloway (Sawyer from LOST)
Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn (not really as hot when he’s not being Aragorn, IMHO)
Johnny Depp
Shemar Moore (from Criminal Minds)
I’m sure I’ll come up with more.
You already came up with Moore.
Oooh…those are GOOD, NS. I especially like Viggo on that list.
I’ll add Sean Bean in any way, shape or form as well.
I may have to add Mark Valley — starring in the new FOX show, “Human Target.”
He’s a cutie.
Oh — and Simon Baker from “The Mentalist.”
I’m almost with you Dragon, but I have to admit I have a soft spot for James Spader. I still don’t understand it. I’m a product of the 80′s and by all rights I should hate him. *shakes head* Maybe it was “The Watcher” that did it for me.
He is an asshat in person. Almost exactly like his character from Pretty in Pink.
How do you know, Avis? Have you met him?
Yep. When he was filming White Palace in St. Louis. I must have been about 17 or 18 at the time. He seemed most taken aback that I wasn’t fawning all over him. He even said “Don’t you know who I am?! I told him “Yeah. And?”. He didn’t care for that.
Are there any celebrity’s that are in touch with planet earth?..They are gonna be in big trouble when The Zombie Apocalypse comes around…
So long as Emily Procter is still on the show.
YEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
She is an absolutely beautiful woman.
Yes, add that to the fact that she plays a smart and confident character on the show, and you have a winner in my book.
*squeeze*
You rock.
*jumps in for a squeeze too*
We need more like her on TV. I am so sick of all those dumb women on those reality shows particularly. I don’t even watch them but they always end up on the news. How are they news??? BAH!!!
*goes to play SuperMarioBros*
*return squeezes*
Her character and Khandi Alexander’s portrayal of Alexx Woods were most of what made it worth watching.
I always want to pull her wig off (Alex that is). I wish she would just embrace what God gave her.
*shrug*
I hadn’t really noticed. That probably just proves I’m a guy.
He’s a little redheaded Shatner. I like to look at it that way, ‘cos I need to have a reason other than Adam Rodriguez to watch the show
Dear lord you’re right! He IS a redheaded Shatner! Without Ol’ Billy’s luck with the ladies, that is.
No no…noone needs another reason to watch that show. Adam Rodriguez is sufficient. Yumdayumyum.
Ahhh, I see. Thanks, Scotty & Avis! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
The show is known for really bad one-liner jokes about the crime at hand. And more often than not it’s that specific actor delivering the line.
♪ Amazing grace … ♪
♪ …How sweet…♪
What’s that sound?
It’s the sound of fail.
It’s kinda wet soundin’ ain’t it?
It looks like you…
Puts on glasses
Missed the memo
YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!
There’s too much win lately on failblog. There needs to be a separate winblog.
We will consider your suggestion on our next board meeting.
We will? I didn’t see that on the agenda…
I’d consider round filing it.
The guys from Houston are leaving Thursday. Could we meet sometime after then?
*ptew!*
*ptew!*
*ptew!*
*hands Leila a fresh ShamWow*
Not enough. Got more?
And sorry, I didn’t mean to do that to your screen.
*sigh* It’s ok. The dust experiment wasn’t going so well anyway.
*hands over package of ShamWow’s*
Thank you!!!!
*squeeeeeze*
Okay maybe I should have said:
~We will consider your suggestion on our next board meeting.~
Better?
Yes. Much.
Hehe — ~Much.~
Yeah.. I’ll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo.
You didn’t get the memo? I’ll send over another copy.
Have you seen my stapler?
*finds it stapled to a wall*
The red Swingline? Nope.
Well, thanks for checking.
Keep scrolling down.
How far down?
There is never an end to anything.
And so it begins.
It is the cycle of life.
To the Cheezburger Network links at the bottom of the page. There are Win sites listed down there.
I still think you should lead them to the little X at the top right of the screen.
Or the red dot in the top left, for those that have macs.
What about the old Alt-F4?
FTW!!!
*dies from the cheesiness*
Lactose intolerant?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Lets shine a light on the situation.
YEEEAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
We don’t get fooled again…..
don’t get fooled again, no, no..
EPIC, EPIC, WIN FTW.
There’s nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
I don’t know that ‘win’ would be the term I would use to describe this.
Maybe cheesy.
That said, the song in reference is cool.
(dont want to sound dumb but)
You got the Blues Cheese?
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
What a sight for sore eyes!
At first glance I thought that was Rick Astley.
Why do CSI fan bois act like its possible for a red headed guy to be cool. It isn’t.
Eric Stoltz. There. You have just been proven wrong.
Doesn’t matter. Gingers have no souls.
What is with the hate towards red-heads?
“Gingers”? There’s a whole faction of people out there who call redheads “Gingers”?
*brandishes sterling sliver nutcrackers at mono*
Boot to the head.
“Gingers” is what Eric Cartman in South Park calls red headed people with light skin and freckles. Lacking freckles, they become “day walkers” like Stan. Clickie clickie!!
Your knowledge of American pop culture astounds me, ZA! Thanks!
Ginger is also pretty much THE term for redheads in the UK.
Also, when used negatively of a person’s complexion, it may be pronounced with initial hard “g” and second soft, rather than the more usual two “j” sounds.
Naw, I’m just hopelessly addicted to South Park.
Ale have to disagree with you on that one.
*rum-mages through box of comment*
That should scotch any rumours.
You’ve got a good head on your shoulders, lil’ mush-man!
Just wait til you see what else I’ve got on tap.
Knowing your effervescent personality, I’m on pins and needles…
Even on pins and needles, you’re still a pint size bit of fun.
My only hops is that I don’t come off as being ostentatious.
I’m malt over that — I’d let you know if you were.
You barley register on the ostentation scale.
Aww you never make me feel bitter or sad, B-cubed
You’re a true friend, LGBee, to say the yeast.
Wort the heck are you people talking about?
Sorry. I [ne]ferment to leave you in the dark, Scotty.
Well, who am I to proof you wrong?
I like how I can be open with you; I hate keeping things bottled up.
I don’t like to diss. Still, it’s better for your well-being to leave well enough afoam.
You’re such a good bud- Wiser and more delightful than many people could ever hope to be.
*gives a full bodied laugh*
I love all this brew-haha.
This run sure is getting quite stout.
Aw, mushy! You’re gonna make me
It really shows, ‘cuz I’m so pale.
Oh my Guinness, you guys sure know how to mash beer puns into a thread.
Darn, I must be lager behind on reading this.
*orders a book on speed reading*
Keep your spirits up, Critter; you’ll get there.
Yeah, you’re so kölsch, you can almost taste it.
This is a FAIL! Taste fail, wit fail. I am glad I do not know these people.
That looks like good news.
Oh No!
………..
May I ask why you’re typing so small that I can’t read what you’re saying? I bet it was funny to…
itches
Need a back scratcher for that?
*itches more*
Hmmm…..
Or maybe, I don’t know, your hand?
*scratches*
*scracthes*
*decayed hand falls off*
Here…
*saws own hand off*
*apllies bandages*
*hands to ther handless zombie*
… Don’t look at me that way. It gives me the excuse to stay out of school AND get a cool new robotic hand.
*squeezes*
Thank you.
*scratches then finds itching powder on back*
*squeeze*
You’re welcome. Now I need to go to ebay to find a replacement hand… unless Dragon has one in her adult store.
You soooo don’t need a fist!
Says you…
Well if that’s the case, there’s an ad in one of the really old fails for a slightly used, minimally stained, rubber fist. If that’s what you want.
You could also go for the vibrating finger. Talk about your healthy gums………..
I really just need something that will shoot something very painful at the jerk who think he owns the school and something that can hold, say, 5000 songs.
Living well is the best revenge.
Ive tried. He doesn’t really give a sh!t about anyone but himself. Which is why i need all the music to drown out his fukcing voice.
Kick him in the nuts.
I want to be able to tell you that folks outgrow behavior like that. What I CAN tell you is that you can choose to surround yourself with people who aren’t like that. This guy? He is nothing. Not worth your notice. Concentrate on the folks who ARE your friends, they’re the ones who deserve your attention.
FIne, or that.
poop in his hand, poop in his hand!!
Oopsie. Got a little p there.
I’m actually planning on knocking him out, stripping him, stuffing him into a small box, and sending him to the arctic circle.
Put him in a meat suit first. Do the polar bears a solid.
That is a VERY good idea. Have you done this kinda stuff before?
If I had a dime for every meat-suit I had to sew…
I’d have a dime.
~Wow. A hole dime. That’s almost like eleven cents except it’s not.~
*applaudes MGG’s glorious use of tildes*
Remember, it only takes once.
No, don’t send him to the Arctic. He’s probably see it as something to brag about to his little buddies.
If we’re gonna send him somewhere, it should be the most horrible, the most miserable place on earth.
SCOTTSDALE!
Shouldn’t they be using two hands to put on the sunglasses?
*lerks by*
*faint noise*
*comes closer*
I forgot to mention…
Hi everyone in FailBlog!
*squeeze*
I am testing
OMG WTF BBQ! How’d you do that? Did you use Alladin’s magic gravy boat?
<cite>This is the tag he used.</cite>
Interesting that it works, though I’m not sure why it’s interesting.
DId you pass?
No…I didn’t get the $200.
Hey guys! Im new. Call me Blowfish. Not blow…please.
…please
Been lurking?
I don’t think Fluffy is going to be very happy with this…
Pfft, I’ll call you what I want! How’s Blowfish?
Better than blow…
.. fish.
So, Fluffy. How do you feel about the new fish on the blog?
*passes microphone to Fluffy*
*takes Mic*
Fluffy’s got nothing on me!!!
*Runsawaywithquickness*
You’re starting to look like EpicTrollfish.
Be nice, Admiral. We need to give him/her time.
Here, have some cookies meanwhile.
*hands AA a tray full of variety cookies*
You’re not vegan are you?
(Actually…he IS Leila!)
AA = Leila?
I’m comma-comma-compromised!!
HALP!!
Then he can’t have any pudding.
Him just so you know
Don’t teach your Grandpa how to chew cheese.
Im not sure how i trolling. I think that’s you
You are new here. Admiral Apparent is a well respected, long standing member of this blog’s community. Why don’t you take some time and get to know the people here, and blog’s etiquette, before you find yourself alienating the majority of regulars.
Don’t worry Blowfish. I lucked out and he missed me ENTIRELY! He should cool down in a few days though, and don’t worry, you’ll make a good edition to the team here at FB!
We’ll see.
Or you’ll make a good addition to my sushi plate.
Mint and fish? You gotta be a Brit. They use mint sauce on everything.
A broken nose is pretty common for boxers…
ebf, I’m going to give you the best possible advice you could ever get on Fail Blog. Ready?
1) Grammar.
2) Punctation.
3) Safety.
4) Don’t insult the regulars.
5) Lurk a bit longer before posting here again.
6) Read and absorb the content on the Fail Peeps FAQ.
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
There will be a quiz later!
Strangely, it’s always an oral exam here.
*shakes head in confusion*
I’ll be sure to lurk longer
*whispers to cameraman*
We can edit that out, right?
Uhhh… this is a live broadcast…
Um… OK everyone out there USF, we are experiencing technical difficulties. Please enjoy this picture of a kitteh while we resolve them.
*cue picture of kitteh*
Hey! Where’s my Show!!
*sees kitteh*
*watches for hours*
I am SO confused.
Here.
*hands Leila bottle of Confuzzle-Be-Gone*
One of the side effects is talking backwards, so watch out.
People come and go. EpicEncryptionAlgorithm needs to hang around longer before anyone has an opinion.
+448 bits for that reference.
*gives the Admiral and Scotty some apple cipher*
Well, knowing everyone around here, you’ll get a combination of some sort, but it might not be what you want. I would go with EBf, but that’s just me…
Yeah your right. I like EPF.
Wow. my first typo. EBF
Your first ever? Wow, are you that young or are you a god?
I’m betting on the former, ZA.
Take no offense to this, but if you are worthy and want to feel accepted, you need to get an avatar. Maybe a blowfish. Or maybe a fish blowing. Or better yet, both!
I dont know how to add a picture. Its on my profile but its not showing up here
Someone help please. If you help i will stop following you. yeah right.
All you need to know about making an avatar is on ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
Plus a few little tidbits of information that might help you here.
This is VERY GOOD ADVICE!!!!!
I KNOW IT IS!!!!!
(Why are we talking like this?)
For emphasis.
Hmmm…
*stares at Avis’ post*
*stares at own post*
I see what you mean. Very emphasis-y.
*looks at Avis’ post*
*looks at MGG post*
I think it needs more cowbell.
*pulls out Cowbell Hero and starts playing*
This is true. Thanks for clearing that up Rhode.
*sits back and enjoys the show*
*listens to cowbell*
I refuse to fear the reaper.
Exactly right ZA. If ever in need, I know a way out. I just let you have a little nibble and the Reaper is no more.
You know that the reaper is a green bunny, right?
Go to gravatar. It may take a few minutes. And then a few more after you come back for it to show up.
When i try to sign up it says something went wrong everytime
You may need to choose a different name for there, it will have no effect on the name you use here. But the e-mail addy you use there MUST match the one you use here.
Thanks Avis and MGG. Its working now.
(Blowfish kows my name in abbreviated form!) Happy to help!
*carefully places “n” behind the “k” in that very tricky word*
I bet you don’t know mine! LBG came up with it.
Hmmmm
*takes magic gravy boat from MMMM*
*consults with it*
*hands it back*
EBf?
The Magic gravy boat was right!!
*pours on mashed potatoes*
*sails boat on magic river of gravy in the land of potatoes*
But you have to ask MMMM first. He apparently thinks it’s a pirate ship.
Thinks?? It IS a pirate ship. Silly Blowfish.
Silly Minty favorite color of mine Guy.
(It’s ok.) But I have to return it to Alladin sooner or later…
Watch yourself mint-man. I’ve got six cannons full of hot seasoned turkey juice, and I’m not afraid to use them!
Arrrgg. Just don’t mess with my booty.
*tries to hide her cookies*
But I have the big blue stand-up comedian on my side. He’ll protect me.
What did it say, specifically?
“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for an avatar today.”
*snork* What a Whimpy comment.
“something went wrong everytime”. Hurray MGG, can’t you read?
jnounv powih erjnvnjhhd ljn
(Translation: Huh? What did you say?)
<PartyPosse>Yvan eht nioj.</PartyPosse>
h US Air
i F
h o
ɯıɐ .ecr
*going in circles*
Darn. All that work and it collasped on me
YEAAAAAAAAAAA
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH fail
Can you see it
YEAH!
Yep! Fugu!!
What did you call me?!
Who said i was poisonous…
ROFL!!!
This is one crazy exchange!!!!
Fugu is blowfish, the edible part that is. And this of course is relying on my often fallible memory.
This should explain it.
lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+fugu%3F
I was kidding. Actualy i looked it up. im a loser
*hides in corner, crying*
Not to worry Blowfish, just a little sarcasm on my part.
No Problem
Scottie, ye’ve got ter use yer tildes mon!!
*offers EBF some leather*
*won’t say where he got it*
Thick skin helps around here.
thanks.
*puts on*
I smell like a sports car!
The blogmonster won’t leave me the fu(k alone!
He’s got bad breath today, and you’re the solution dude.
Why doesn’t he just use tic-tac?
It’s really bad today, he’s going to the source.
…sh!t…
Well I’m screwed when he wants to trip out or hallucinate… everyone has their days.
*subtly spits out minty green leaf*
Um……..so…….er……we’re not supposed to do that huh?
My bad.
Have we not gone over this? Welllllll…
WE DON’T EAT FAILPEEPS!
you guys can stick by that rule…*burps*
When did I eat MMMM?
<Homer>Fugu me!</Homer>
*taps mircophone*
Is this thing on?
Have you even read these comments? Eating=bad. Snacking little nibbles = goooooooooood.
Just as long as they’re not my nibbles, I’m ok with it.
*defends said nibbles from Bx3*
I love to suckle on fresh mint.
Is suckling acceptable?
Not mine. Go to your neighborhood market.
*runs away really fast*
*sigh* Woulda suckled that leaf soggy.
….Fine. Go ahead…
You’re all lucky, ’cause you can get eaten whenever you want.
At the most, I can be a silhouette of said edible… I’ve got the shape right, but I’m just not colorful enough.
You could just follow me around. Apparently Bx3 has been eating for a while and I didn’t even know.
Sorry… *takes nibble* :O
*gets bac from dealing with customers*
I just got this great recipt for a Mojito*notices MGG*
Nothing nothing, haha I got nothing.
*runsoutquick*
*pops back in to put the k back that she dropped*
obviously failblog dont know this meme?
i wish i had the effort to frame memes and put them on my walls
O_O
BTW. Go to
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
for info on how to make words bold/italisised/striked through and how to make faces like this>
And this >
I still haven’t figured out how to make that one…
)
(and like this>
Being brain dead, I never remember to bookmark the site I use for smiley references. Therefore I just Google “wordpress smiley”, click the first link and land on my clickie clickie!!
twisted MGG. It’s twisted instead of sad or mrgreen
Hmmmm…
How do I look?
Cool
No, that’s
.
OH wow. thanks you guys rock
Well you’re one of us now ( One of us! ).
Just be glad the Admiral didn’t get to you first.
There’s still the probationary period.
(Something you should be aware of yourself, btw.)
Shhhh! You’ll scare him away!
*runs*
*swims away*
Do you have a better website suggestion? like .com or something. my computer doesnt like the http’s
YOU DID ONE!
They’re basically like regular emoticons except FB changes them. Others are:
colon cry colon
colon lol colon
colon ??? colon
and
colon and the word mrgeen and another colon
Use them as you may.
Welcome EpicBF.
Gotta run.
*FP squeeeeeeeeze*
* SKAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEE *
*SQQQQQQQUEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEEEEZZZZ* THANKS GUYS YOU ALL ROCK!
thanks!
*looks all confuzzled and stuff*
*still looks that way*
*safety*
*thinks he gets it*
Remove the space. The blog gets all weird if you try to post links, but if you insert random spaces it considers it plain text and not a link.
Oh Thanks
Or if you don’t feel like typing that all out, try clicking here.
*hopes she did that correctly*
Not that i think your being mean but im a he. just so you know
1. The “she” I referred to was me, not thee.
2. your = “belonging to you”
you’re = “you are”
The two are not interchangeable.
3. Safety
4. Welcome to the blog! I like your avatar.
You forgot to correct the space he inserted in the word “ima”.
… and capitalizing “I,” and putting an apostrophe into “I’m,” and capitalizing the first letter of the second sentence.
I didn’t want to be too critical.
No worries, I found him some leather to thicken up his hide.
Geez…And Thanks for welcoming me. It helps.
Sorry — that “your vs you’re” thing is a big grammatical pet peeve of mine.
“Its vs it’s” is high on the list, too.
Welcome. What happened to your blowfish avatar? Using a different address?
I couldn’t Log into my account
So I made this one. I was using that one temporarily…
By the way, do you think that CBS had somehting to do withbooking The Who to perform at the Super Bowl, knowing that their set would include the theme music to all three CSI shows?
Yeaaahhhh!!!!
I’m sure. I love The Who, but I hated that performance. But yeah, CBS knew The Who would include the three CSI themes in their act anyway.
If failblog was a ugly fat chick I WOULD STILL marry her …. this is just class !!
Sorry but I have to run!
*squeezes*
…please give me anothere squeeze. please! WAIT COME BACK!
*underwatersquezees*
*underwatersqueezesback*
Bye Guys!
Now if only there was a new fail. That would make my day.
MMMM! GET THE FU(K OVER HERE SO I CAN USE THE MAGIC GRAVY BOAT!
Okay mister, you need an attitude adjustment. I want you to march into the last 5 fails and translate all of 5 Eagles’ posts into English. I know it’s impossible, but you should have thought about that…
Hurray, you’re one mean little ‘shroom.
He’s just practicing a little tough love, ZA…
But I had to yell all the way across the fail to get you. Don’t you want a new fail so that there will be more room to ride your,*sigh*, pirate ship?
Please, by all means…go play on a different fail. I don’t think many of us will mind that at all.
That actually hurt, Dragon.
Then mayhap you might considering toning it down a bit?
Yes Ma’am.
Theng-kew.
Thanks. The noobs never seem to catch my drift.
I’m more of a “plain speaker” than you are!
mayhap
Zounds!
i dont get it
I don’t either. All I know is that those CSI shows are a bunch of horsesh*t, so I guess it has something to do with that.
Personally, I think that CSI Miami is one of the best unintentional comedies of all time.
This family is awesome. Now I have a great idea regarding a birthday present for a nerdy friend
ROOOOOAWWWWRRRRRRRAAAAWWWRRRRO YEAH!!
lame
:blush:
WHERE IS MY PICTURE!!!! :TWISTED:
woops meant
New account. Something happended
I dig the fish, it makes me smile.
It looks like this photo…
has been shooped.
…
But I really hope not.
I hope it wasn’t shooped, too…
Yeah. I hate it when photos are shooped.
People should just get ridof photoshoop.
It just ruins everyone’s day. No one likes a photoshoop.
Yeah. I hate it when photos are shooped.
People should just get rid of photoshoop.
It just ruins everyone’s day. No one likes a photoshoop.
Click click
HELL.
TO THE
YEAH.
I am unused to having a computer all to myself again. I almost feel like I’m misbehaving.
CSI stinks. Now had it be Det. Munch from Homicide: Life On The Streets and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit THEN it would be a win.
TOTALLY agreed!!!!
Avis, James Spader must have changed a lot since you saw him in 1990 because he was a bit shy and very nice when I spoke to him in NYC recently.
Maybe he grew up. It has been a few years.
FIRST !
Your name makes sense…
Anyone care to explain why Safari refuses to recognize Failblog, but Firefox will? For the record, Safari has worked just fine in the past. And the Firefox is new as of Monday.
Looks pretty SHADY to me LOLOLO
Kind sir, please stand up.
And walk out of the house you’re in right now.
Just GET OUT.
Everyone who has posted before me, FAIL. And I just lost the game.
-_- i havent lost the game in over 6 months, ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, thank you very much. good job.
YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
On what planet is this a win? This is one of the most massive fails on this site!
For anyone who has trouble with this joke, watch this.
CES Legend
Serious fail. Could have been worse, I guess… it could have been Gary Sinise.
When random people fail a douche by means of his own douchiness = Win. Yesah!
Yep, the family has indeed been framed – in a photo scene that is.
I prefer fails to wins, unless the win involves someone getting hurt
Da doosh
*lame pun*
Though, it made me laugh.
CSI Miami is brilliant and how dare anyone suggest otherwise!
…Yeah, I’m officially tired of the Caruso one-liner meme.
Then, I guess…
*puts on sunglasses*
This makes it official.
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
this is not so funny..