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Raising the benchmark.
Must be a Seat.
Could be a Mersitdes.
Bench Metre Wide?
*runs away*
Spoiler allert
Thats no spoiler… thats extra seats for the kids.
Back in the olden days, wasn’t that called the in-law seat?
Wasn’t that also known as a Rumble Seat?
Ready for flight!
Somewhere In Japan, Some Old Guy’s Wondering Where The Hell His Favorite Park Bench Went?
This pic and the comments above are all win!
Agreed.
Epic win.
How that’s a fail, I don’t know.
SPOILER!!!
Dumbledore dies at the end
did he fall off?
What fail? They just added at least two extra seats!
mother in law
Now that’s an af-ford-able spoiler.
They Dodged a payment on that one.
This spoiler could cause a sit-uation
You guys are so funny… You’re almost like Chevy Chase.
I tried…
That really ex-seated my expectations.
careful, that bench is de-seat-ful
Shut up or the chair will seat-on you
.
Eh, don’t get your panties in a bench.
he sits on everyone’s tail
..talk about driving by the seat of your pants
It seems like a mitsubishi, at least the logo looks like it. I bet this spoiler pushes his ass down like if hulk was sitting on it when he’s doing 200 mph
I doubt it could even think about 200 mph. Anyway, with your drive wheels up front, why the hell would you want to push down your rears? Lift the front? You know, the wheels you STEER with?
You guys kitty is right, it is not logical to use a park bench as a spoiler, thanks for clearing that up
A Toyota’s a Toyota.
atoyoT a s’atoyoT A
except when it’s a ford.
…or when it’s turning into a driveway…
…but i also like palindromes…
Is that the chairmans car?
i guess he is bankmanager – or how he managed to get the “bank” (english: bench; but in german more funny) up there?
Holland knows what you mean.
“…More funny in German.” That’s the first time that has ever been written or said, anywhere.
Which is the fail, the full snow shovel on the left or the half whatever on the right?
Yes.
Thank you.
My pleasure.
Perfect seat for stargazing.
*gazes*
Is this Eddie Munster’s car?
Perfect car for a drive-in movie.
Why would you want to do that?
‘Cause the other person has serious hygiene issues?
Then why are you on a date with that person to begin with?
Well, there is this friend of yours who is kinda shy and he wants her sister and therefore he asks you to join in on a double date and you don’t want to disappoint your friend and so you go and there’s your date and s/he is UGLY and smells and is horny and you don’t know how to escape and…
Got carried away there. Sorry.
Speaking from experience, are you?
He’s speaking from all of our experiences. Don’t tell me you’ve never been on such a date, MsB.
Nope, can’t say that I have. Married at 23, and was the shy/quiet girl in high school…wait…
*snicker* ‘Shy.’ *snicker* ‘Quiet.’ *snicker*
*squeeze*
I’ve been on that date. *sigh* I ended the night having to push start the jerks car. I didn’t talk to my friend for a couple days. I was a little irked. I should have told her no when she told him that he was called Bubba.
I can never get a good conversation with my dates…Every time I take the duct tape off they scream too loud and it gives me a headache….
I hate spoilers. I don’t want to know the butler did it before watching the movie.
* snork *
Still perfect if you’re the type to put on a show for others.
It is a dogging seat?
I don’t even want to know!
You brought it up!
My mind just carried on with the thought…..to the logical conclusion!
*shudders*
I am not familiar with the term, and I am okay with not being familiar with the term!
Be very very very very happy about that…..trust me!
k@, have you been hanging around granny too long?
Maybe, but it is a term brought to my attention several years ago by the British press.
To describe watching, or being watched, performing certain acts, in cars, in car parks, in public.
And now I know.
It is worse when you really think about the logistics though!
I suppose it all depends on what those “certain acts” are. And again, I am fine with not knowing!!
*zips mouth*
…and for goodness sake….don’t Google it!
And knowing is half the battle.
What Has Been Seen Can Not Be Unseen!!! Mouahahahaha!!!
Only if you are on your hands and knees.
*ba-da-bum-tish*
That license plate looks to New Mexican, where the skies are clear most of the time, so yeah, perfect for stargazing!
Avis?
Yeah, this is she. Did I miss something?
Again?
I don’t know what this means:
That license plate looks to New Mexican…
As in, from the state of New Mexico. Their plates are yellow and red, and say “Land of Enchantment”. I think there’s an !mage of a hot air balloon on them. The plates used to be all yellow with a red zia in the center, but they switched over to a new look a few years ago.
Actually, I think it’s an old Nebraska plate. We haven’t used them in years, but those are the same colors.
I think Avis accidentied her ‘be’…
Oh thank goodness. I thought I was going insane – which isn’t too far from the truth.
*squeeze Avis*
*pat, pat*
Cookies?
*presents a variety of freshely baked cookies on a platter*
*squeeze LGB*
*squeeziesLeila&Avis*
*squeezes failfriends*
*noms some cookies*
i totally agree, the spoiler on the blue care is pretty ugly,
but the bench on the heck of the black car is awesome!
I agree.
*spins wheel*
Black wins!!!
B-b-but I bet it all on red!
*goes to get terribly drunk on cheap wine*
My visit in Vegas by Arthur Eld
Arrived there, thought “wow, stunning” for about half an hour. Then to a casino, roulette. I thought I’d better take it slow and placed my money on red. No, black didn’t win. The zero did. I should have understood then that there’s NO way I’ll win, but no. Played Black Jack and on one-armed bandidts – NEVER won. Seriously, never. I could have as well thrown my money in a toilet and flush… After about three hours I lost my limit and from then on just wandered through the casinos, bored.
The End.
At least you didn’t spend beyond what you had planned. I grew up in Reno and saw a lot of that: people would get paid on Friday and then gamble the whole thing away on the weekend and have nothing left by Monday. Roulette is a HUGE money-sucker.
I think the best way(s) to gamble are: 1) Play poker. If you’re any good, you can actually make some money; 2) Play $1 slots. They pay off more frequently, with bigger jackpots; 3) Play quarter or nickel slots. Not very much cash outlay, and you can hit some big jackpots.
In any case, you get to play longer and if you lose, at least you were entertained for awhile…
We have some big casinos in Blackhawk and Central City. (about 45 min drive from me) I like to play the penny slots. I go and spend about $30, when I don’t win. That includes a couple of drinks and sometimes, I even get a meal out of it. Usually lasts about 2 to 4 hours. Nice drive through the mountains. I figure, that’s cheaper than most dates and I don’t have to deal with some schmoe macking on me when I finally get home. It’s more fun with a couple of friends, but not a bad way to spend the time. Cheaper than a movie for two.
I had no idea you were into dating zombies.
Nevermind, I just looked “macking” up. I thought it had to do with gorging, like mackin’ a burger.
*snork*
It’s kinda funny, Arthur’s description sounds like every visit I’ve had to any casino (Vegas trips have been different, as I’m usually more messed up for them). I’m the one who typically runs out of money first and tries hard not to become a drag to everyone I’m with.
My brother-in-law spent madly in Vegas during his bachelor weekend, pulling thousands off his credit cards to keep going. Near the end of the weekend he dropped a buck into a dollar slot on the way to the bathroom and it hit. Not only did he have to stand there for nearly half an hour while the casino dealt with the damned slot-gone-wild, but he held it in the whole time not trusting anyone. In the end, this jackpot he won paid for all the credit card drops over the weekend and he at least broke even.
For some reason, knowing the jackpot only made him break even took a lot of the fun out of it for me.
In the end, the House always wins.
Perhaps getting benched is a good thing after all.
Johnny the catcher agrees.
WIN!
Yes, recaption: WIN top left, FAIL top right
that is so obviously a win!
Not enough seats? Tired of looking up and seeing only the ceiling of the car? Why not sit on the back and cling precariously onto a dangerously positioned bench! Fun for all the family!
Will do! I’m currently inundated under the Alps’ worth of homework, so when I have a minute to look on FB2, I shall create an account. Until then, watch this space!
*glues eyeballs to post*
Er, k@? k@?
*waves hand in front of k@’s face*
…
*breaks out the marker pens*
My eyeballs may be incapacitated, but I am not without defences.
*calls for attack lobsters*
*sets up boiling water*
I learned from last time, I have genetically spliced kevlar into their exoskeletons!
*maniacal laughing
Rude.
But they are pets, not noms.
I have a tank of crayfish you can eat, but be warned they do have a tendancy to attempt take off when you move the lid.
Crayfish give me the willies. No thanks.
And are illegal in Nevada. For some reason.
How can a lifeform be illegal?
*confuzzled
I think it’s the buying and selling of them. I don’t know if owning them is a crime. Eating them might be. In Nevada.
*makes note of further bizarre laws to avoid breaking when in the US*
Crayfish! Perfect for Mardi Gras!
jumbalaya!
Suck the heads!! Suck the heads!!
:sick:
No soup for you!
Nazi.
yer my kinda girl, bbb.
*concetrates on this space*
Take the elephant, I heard they’re good to cross the Alps.
*yells Rocky style*
HADRIAAAAAAAN!!!
I Cesar you got the wrong emperor.
Did he get some new clothes?
Nero far, we’ll be looking for you GBF.
But Avis is right: the possibilities don’t seem adequate Tiberius in posts.
Sorry. You’re apparently being stonewalled.
Stoned? I’m not… Oh. Stonewalled. Ahem.
Has this thread turned into a bull run?
The bloody registration page refuses to accept “General BondFan” “BondFan4518″ or “BondFan”. AAAAARGHHH!!! Any ideas?
Ian Flemming?
Bond James?
The names of any one of the actors who portrayed Bond?
I’ll try James BondFan. Let’s see what happens.
IT WORKED!!!
So, if you want to look for me on FB2, look for James BondFan.
Now I have to set up an account. Eventually.
Yes, yes you do. Do it now. NOW!
Yes, please!
You don’t have to worry about putting up pictures or anything else (at least not right away). Just start the account & start playing!
I did, the picture was taking too long to upload, so no pic as of now. And I still don’t really know how to use it, so it may take me some time. But look for me as Avis LittleBird.
My first FB2 attempt was spoiled by that too.
In a few days or so I should have some actual pictures to use, instead of the birdie ones I have in my computer. Rooster will help with this endeavor this weekend.
aaawwww, shucks!
Can’t find you, BFF. Look for me, send me a friend’s request!
Same thing happened to me, BFF. Make sure there’s no space in your first name. (I had to enter “LittleGirl” for the first name and “Blue” for the last name.)
Wow, you’re right. That blue car is an EPIC FAIL. I do like the extra seating on the black one though.
For those who miss riding on the d!ckie.
The return of the rumble seat?
That was the first thing I thought too!
Or a wingchair for your wingman.
Contemporary version of the Munster Mobile.
If your spoiler is actually a park bench superglued to your trunk…………………….You might be a redneck.
Could be… after all, I did watch Nascar the other day!
Definite win!
Our little notebook stands to be quite full today.
*fills in*
She cannae take it captain? Scotty where are you?
I’ve got ta have more time Capt’n!
You have seven seconds.
…if you can’t do it by then, you’re fired!
Starship captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way.
Send ‘em to Burger King.
got a little captain in you?!
As opposed to any other day?
*squeeze*
I guess my tolerance level is a little low today. I have a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday.
*squeeze*
Yesterday was a holiday, so it probably feels like a Monday to some.
Where?
*pouts*
In the states. Presidents Day. Banks and Post Office closed. Some schools and businesses too.
Ahhhh, I get confuzzled between holidays, everyone here seems to have different ones. …..and don’t get me started on the random Scottish ones!
We were. Awesome.
For true, or did you need some tildes?
Mama Bird was off work yesterday and the Geek Squad came to fix some of our issues. So she was at my nest complaining about how I keep things. I was less than thrilled.
For true. It was a nice day playing with the kiddos. I went to my sister’s house and she was helping me redecorate my blog. We didn’t finish, so it’s not up yet, but I’m excited for the summery look I’m putting together.
That sounds like fun, looking forward to the new look!
now i get it, it’s funny because the car has a homemade spoiler. hilarious
Platoboi needs more practice.
Too much irony in his posts. Needs more deadpan.
And cowbell.
I gotta have more cowbell!
this could be a spoiler fail, or a drive-through win. But i’m an optimist, so clearly win.
*drinks liquid from half full glass*
Now what?
A chance to refill! Yay!
Joan Rivers quote: “I’m a total pessimist. It’s not that the glass is half empty. Someone stole the glass.”
Nobody thinking that maybe someone has just bought one of those seats and is carrying it there because its too big to fit _inside_ the car?
Btw, is it sad that first thing I saw in this picture was that the other car doesn’t have registration plate?
*duct tapes license plate on car*
*starts thinking about getting some insurance for the car – maybe*
Insurance is overrated!
No it’s not! Go get insurance!
*hands out cards*
Yes ma’am! Sorry ma’am!
*wonders how this cute picture of a red-nosed reindeer is gonna help in finding Ms B’s hubby*
You’re married to the Gecko? Cool! Can I have an autograph?
Ned?
Ned Ryerson?
*PUNCH!!!*
Don’t drive angry.
The spoiler could use a fresh coat of mahogany stain.
I hate spoilers. I don’t want to know the butler did it before watching the movie.
Hahaha, I didn’t even notice the bench at first, looked at it for 10 seconds, then.. aaaaaaaaah lol!
Back seat to tiny to fool around in? Then buy the deluxe spoiler seat! Now only $19.95, and if you call now get a second one free!
Guaranteed almost splinter-free!
This is a win. The guy with the bench makes fun of the guy with the ugly spoiler. That’s caled sarcasm.
Also, the spoiler car has no plate.
~”Caled” sarcasm? I thought there was only one kind.~
not a spoiler fail
more like a movie drive in win….redneck style
*makes note in log book*
Great way to make a junky old car look even junkier!
Theft deterrent.
UPS just delivered a case of premium saliva ejectors.
Anybody want?
Do we even want to know??????
Wait- they are for dentists…but you work….forget it.
*wanders off to find painkillers*
Yeah, a law firm. I work in a law firm. I just thought I’d give you guys a shot at them before I call UPS back and tell them they spit these off at the wrong address.
Yeah, the STI fin looks pretty terrible. LoL
Yo, dog. we heard you like spoilers, so we put a spoiler on your spoiler so you can drive while Snape kills Dumbledore.
http://icarus.yodawgpics.com/content/5918/resized/spoiler.jpg
And, so inspired, I’m going to get a spoiler on the back of my Lumina …
… minivan. Whoo-hoo! Won’t I look cool?
Yes. No. Wait…
*watches LGB getting tossed into the Gorge of Eternal Peril*
Sorry ’bout that.
Hey, I know how the latest Harry Potter book ends! Well, it’s like this… No wait.. Wrong spoiler..
That was kinda funny there Bob.
It was?
*squeezies3Beezies*
BOB gained Sentience…..When?
don’t worry, just another ricer. by adding that spoiler on it adds 85hp to the car.
Ha ha! Wait… You can’t forget the stickers!!!! For every 3 stickers you add, you can take a second off your quarter time!!!
a 7-seater ford
more likely a 7 seater escort….wow
I know none of you care… but the blue car is a Subaru WRX STi – and that is an OEM spoiler that is actually FUNCTIONAL. Yes, I do get the other guy’s joke with the park bench. Totally warranted – for any other vehicle with that kind of spoiler. But I assure you that STi is no joke.
What, exactly, is the purpose of a spoiler?
pushes the car down for traction
And this improves ones ability to drive how?
I get that in bad weather conditions, it could be helpful, but otherwise…?
You accelerate faster, top speed and speed in curves can be increased.
And the average person needs to go faster why?
Because it’s much easier to kill yourself the faster you’re going.
Duh!
More downforce on the road = more traction = safer.
However im dubious about the aerodynamic qualities of this park bench spoiler.
The average person needs to go faster so they dont miss their dentist appointment.
The STI is a decently fast car. But they aren’t really that great. I have a Grand Prix GTP sedan and you have no idea how many kids get a look of total disbelief when they lose in a drag. Granted, my car is modded, but I really have only spent around $2000 on mods.
I have a VW Polo. What up now, huh?
Word.
Dude, my Yugo GT Turbo will smoke anything you got.
*RIGL*
Damn, i’ll be sure not to put my high THC ganja anywhee near it.
I could beat it in a race in a shopping trolly though, even when im high.
The GTP can be a decent car (there is a guy near me with a modded one that drags it occasionally) but I would still take an STi any day – if only for the AWD and the handling. You’d have to have some serious mods on that GTP to get anywhere near the STi for handling in this case.
I completely agree about the AWD and handling aspects. In a road course, or tight turns, the STI wins hands down. But I’ve yet to lose to a STI (or Evo for that matter) in a drag. And I’ve raced some pretty modded STIs and Evos.
This is not a FAIL this is a WIN!!!!
How do you know its a spoiler?
thats a drive-in cinema WIN
but redneck style
Beat me to it Foolish. It’s for the drive-in.
Kevin Smith was also said to be TOO FAT to sit inside his own car….
Fail? This should be a win!
thats not a fail……just imagin he can just take the madam out to the bench and sit in the moonlight
I think this is the modern-day version of the Beverly Hillbillies. Put Granny up there with her shot-gun and you gotcherself a hoot-nanny goin on.
It looks to me like a making-an-ass-of-the-riceboy WIN!
Which one’s the fail, both of them are ugly enough.
How is that fail? It’s a satire that is full of win
Can You guys help me? I dont know how to add a picture. I added it on my profile but its a different picture here.
bench win
It’s Nebraskan, I recognize the license plate…
Yep, it’s an old Nebraska plate alright. It’s in Omaha at the car wash on 90th st. between Maple and Fort. Check the Auto Zone and the four TV towers behind it.
YAFF – Thats a WIN if i ever saw one.
I’d say it’s a spoiler win lol.
Hi,
With two on the spoiler, the forcedown effect would be better than on the Porsche
social commentary win
i cant believe this is not a MASSIVE WIN!
that’s a fu**ing win.
In france we have the “place du mort” (the dead sit litterally) that corresponds for you to riding shotgun…
I think that we’ve found the real “place du mort”…
That’s not a spoiler! It’s a fancy rumble seat!
he wants his car to be Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Hi, thank you very much. good job.
It takes a special mind to look at a park bench and see a new spoiler for your car.
It’s like that saying, there’s a thin line between being a genius and being crazy. This guy crossed it.
Rofl, that’s unusual
More like Spoiler Win?
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
“The Fast And The Furniture”.
Wheres Jethro
SPOILER ALERT!
It doesn’t get any more Mexican than that!
Personally, I think this is a win.
Once the Clampett’s old hupmobile died, they were forced to look at a more economical alternative.
The new model did not come equipped with the rocking chair, only the standard bench seat.
realy?????????
I think that’s a win personally
Oh come on this is totally a win. As if its not obvious the park bench is making fun of rice out cars with over sized pointless spoilers.
Street Tuner: Doin’ it wrong…
Lesson learned: Never park an Impreza beside a family car.
)
thats a win… because id take my skateboard up the spoiler and use it as a ramp
And it’s STILL faster than the Subaru.
i think this is a WIN!
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