School Days Fail
Maybe I’m old fashioned, but school sure has changed; back in my day I used to get in trouble for swearing and I ate burritos all the time.
First Grade Homework Fail
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Burrito time
oooh! Just mind there’s extra cheese on my taco
Is that a burrito in your pocket…or just happy to see me?
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Facebook Profile Pic Prank, I changed mine right away!
That’s not just a burrito, that’s the whole Enchilada!
Don’t be so full of sour cream.
It could be used in a gas attack!
both!
A Burrito in ‘Curry’ County!
Last year there was a lock down at my high school because I guy who had graduated came for a bible study. He had a rolled-up hat in his pocket, and a janitor thought it was a gun.
…and what would be a taco?
With a little bit of sh-i-T to flavor it?
The principal didn’t know whether to laugh or cry?
I’m thinking it wasn’t really a burrito at all… somebody got into dad’s viagra!
Sound off like you got a pair!
sir yes sir!
now choke my burrito
*uses wrong hand*
NOT your hand! my hand like this!
a pair… what type of sound do you expect from a guy? not gonna pull the finger, are ya?
Letha Weapons
30″ burrito could do some damage
….to your heart, certainly!
HA! it’ll never reach THAT high!
We are all about the same height when lying down!
(unless you have implants…in which case….I’ll shut up now)
dear, there is something about the way your hair looks in the moonlight
….bunched up in my fists
I feel as if I should look away…. *hides*
*tightens grip*
Look at me!
Look at meeeeee!
sorry I meant
don’t look at meeee!
*runs away crying*
That’s it, granny… no more beer burrito’s for you!
my penis.
Error 0413: The above comment is not long enough.
don’t worry…mine makes up for how short his is
TLDR
Granny, surely you mean ~TL;DR~ ?
Or TS;GS
Or TS;GP
*snoffle*
*coffeemonitor*
Que?
I never pressed add comment, dammit!
I know naaaathing!
*clips manuel around the ear*
*sillywalks away*
PE & IS
Or TS;GE
oh burn! *high fives mod*
short as a candle wick?
you have to admit, you left yourself wide open with that one!
I brough my Nintendo DS once to school. They did not approve it even tho I only used it on my spare time. They say they do not approve to violent video games because they may contain either weapons and/or killing things… So I’d like to know if there are any games out there where they do not mention weapons in any way and/or kill anything… Puzzle games do not count, they’re not games. They are the work of the devil!
I think Dogz is probably suitable. That and Barbie’s Pony Adventure. Except for the exciting, secret minigame where you have to put poor Buttons to sleep after she falls and breaks a leg. Using a 12-bore.
Battleship. Risk. Stratego!
POKeMANZ!
a t-shirt???
Why was the burrito in a t shirt with no pants? Surely when attending school full attire is required.
you’ve obviously never tried to stuff a 30″ burrito down your trousers
Why exactly would I want to do that?………ever
haven’t you heard that song?
bury me high
bury me low
bury me burrito where the sun don’t go
Sounds uncomfortable! There should be security posted where the sun don’t go!
the gas usually deters anyone from entering
You fullfill today’s need of overprotection like kids’ parents in the burrito story?
Brainwashed fools… :-\ (sorry i dont want to hurt you, but make you realize)
Nah… I realized you were joking
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
….No Sh!t!
Not what she said!
The burrito was fully engorged.
Counter Strike Burrito Gun – $16,000
Burrito 2-sided Ligthsaber – $99,95
Fart of Tunguska proportions – Priceless.
Another case of the curry county sheriff trying to get rid of the competition
Mein Gott that burrito sounds DELICIOUS!
lol @ the last sentence about the need of better security… now that´s proven that people can bring burritos to school, countermeasures are necessary.
I fear for my life. What’s next? Chimichangas? Oh, the horror!
paco’s tacos are no illegal.
*hides before someone brings out the nachos*
Last sentence = Parental Fail.
Wouldn’t YOU be worried if your kid was walking behind the kid eating the burrito? Burritos strike fear in my heart, and my underwear.
Wait a minute, if you know that it’s going to make you crap blood, why wouldn’t you at least eat less of it?
*RIGLMS*
Ha Ha
You bet! Some todays parents dont educate well so they want exagerated controlling and security measure… why not making everyone responsible of themselves and teaching sexurity tips to everyone including kids?
ok i stop before i become too boring
security * omg sorry for mistyping
c and x are too close on keyboards! we need police to watch what everyone type so errors like this will never happen!
I pass the bet to you! Grown ups are so stupid so they want someone else to raise their kids for them and make sure their kids are safe. Anarchy rules and I want to be a pedophile?
Hopefully I haven’t embarrassed myself yet
I mean parents should explain their kids to stay away from people they dont trust and dont know enough and from danger (cars, animals, people who might steal, or attack or shot or cut or kidnap or touch them unwantedly, including kids around their ages, but not to fear too much everyone) instead of asking for armed police all along the road and in the school, and X-ray detectors at the entrance doors…
ok maybe it is required at places where all students have an arm at school!… :-S
or am i completely wrong with those ideals?!?
I agree: we need LESS security. And a more clear-headed approach to the security we do have.
E.g. “Stranger Danger” does not work. 99.9% of strangers are perfectly okay when you’re lost and most child abuse is by a family member.
Let’s not get too wound up over every odd thing we see, please? There are too many odd things in the world.
Is that a burrito in your pants, or are you just trying to kill me?
could you help me to collapse it?
I’ll bite the end off – will that help?
Surely a donkey of that size isn’t a threat to anybody.
trojan pinhada
* snork *
Damn! That’s a big @ss burrito!
chug likes big burritos
he can not lie. …
Last part of the burrito article made me actually lol. who really is going to bother attacking a junior high
Ya, kids only start getting screwed up in junior high. They don’t really become fully psyhotic enough to act on it till high school.
true, that.
S*** – school’s out.
When I was in elementary school, the police were called because someone though a girl’s clarinet case was a bomb. Why you would wrap a burrito in a t-shirt I don’t know. I guess maybe for insulation. In any respect, caution should be taken as to not look like you mean any harm.
Burrito Failed school <3
top line of offensive homework also says “g O b” … was father jack involved in this somehow?
i’d quite like a 30″ burrito right now. hungry. translate that how you will.
All right, I will.
“ich möchte durchaus einen 30 ″ Burrito im Augenblick. hungrig.”
You insist …
omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.
Actually, the first line looks like it starts “g-o b-l-o “. I think they need to have a talk with the person who wrote it.
the third discernible word is written backwards… weed, so the following could be taken from the assignment: “Go Blow Sh!t weed.”
*does homework*
*gets bat* *dresses*
*sheds wing* *barks*
A 30 inch burrito qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction when it comes out the other end of that kid.
Gob win
Heck yeah, it is.
g O b sh i T!
o d ee …..
Curry County? That can’t be serious! And the mother’s comment at the end is surreal. Security because of a burrito? Please…
Is that kid’s name “Oliv”?
Nope, it’s Olivia. It’s my daughter!
No wonder I felt my IQ increase when I moved out of eastern New Mexico…but having lived there for 3.5 years, I fear the brain damage has been done.
And yes, it really is Curry County…I lived in Portales (Roosevelt County), just south of Clovis.
Wow…they are seriously trying to curb the childhood obesity epidemic!
Now I want a burrito! Damn you power of suggestion!
does anybody see the weed backwards?
I just gotta ask. How FAT was this kid?
To carry a burrito around?
why does he have to be fat?? maybe he was bringing it into class as part of a party or project. When i was in spanish class in 9th grade, we each had to make a spanish dish to bring in for the whole class
It’s going to take about 24 hours for that thing to become dangerous…at least to his plumbing.
Thank god they stopped him, a 30″ burrito is like a rocket launcher or a mortar in food fight, that would give that guy serious advantage over lightly armed classmates with just salad at hand
“There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door”
IT WAS A SANDWICH!!!!!!!!
i know it is RIDICULOUS that this lady doesn’t get that MORE security and people being more on edge will just exacerbate the problem
“There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door”
IT WAS A SANDWICH!!!!!!!!
They must have been intimidated by the size of his burrito.
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/celtic-techno-burrito-extended-version/
In other news, police have surrounded a local Tim Hotons after reports that that fresh doughnuts were spotted there.
The parents think the school needs better security? How ’bout some goold ol’ common sense before they go gettin’ all “He’s trying to blow us up with his food”
I know what you’re asking yourself. You’re asking “Did that burrito have beans in it?” To tell you the truth, after 30″ of meat, guacamole and cheese, I sort of lost track myself…but I am feeling intestinal pressure.
So, the real question is, “Do I feel lucky?”
Well?
Do you, punk?
Only in New Mexico would the people be so stupid to mistake a burrito for a weapon. I guess there are as many burritos in the schools in NM as weapons so you can’t be too lax. What a piece of crap state.
Our school are now officially insane.
Those who give up freedom for security have neither.
30″ burrito??? I would call that a WIN!!
I get burritos mixed up with guns all the time.
30 INCH BURRITO, MY GOD!!! How in holly hell do you carry that to school? Most small children aren’t three feet tall.
umm, it’s a middle school, most middle schoolers are 4-5+ feet tall
Hey! I lived there then… and I remember that and it was a big deal! everyone was freaking out and the rest of the schools were scared they were gonna have bombers there on the same day and such… it was ridiculous!
This is obviously photoshopped to the point where it isn’t even funny.
no its not photoshopped. this really happend. i was there. lol
RE: The quote at then end of the article
Who the hell goes through all that mess over a burrito and thinks, you know what we need to stop this from happening again, even more overblown security.
The real weapon is what the burrito causes for the eater. In that sense, it could possibly even be quite deadly.
I have no witty burrito comment…just wanted to mention that my son has come home with odd homework papers like the one here. For instance, the ‘unscramble the letters’ that asked them to turn ‘meth’ into ‘them,’ or the word search which contained the word ‘rape.’ I have pictures of both that I like to show off to friends.
Apparently parents think that the lack of weapons turning up at school means that there should be additional security on entry.
Not really prime critical thinkers are they?
They were actually ahead of the curve on this one. Do you know how much noxious gas a 30″ burrito can generate?
Hi, thank you very much. good job.
Burritos of Mass Destruction!
no *immediate* danger. Til about half an hour after he eats it. *KABOOM*
Burrito!
Ugh… something like this happened at my school, somebody brought a butter knife for their breakfast and the teachers thought it was a steak knife. Luckily the police was not called, but for god’s sake, it’s still ridiculous.
hahahaha i remember when that happened at my school!!!! got to skip school because of that.
Is the school smarter than a 5th grader?
The two parts of the whole story they got right:
Once they discovered it was a burrito, they actually continued disecting it until they had identified all the ingredients. What thorough law enforcement.
And, having examined the ingredients, determined there was no *immediate* danger, strongly implying somebody actually thought about evacuating later. LOL ROTFLMAO TFM!!
I’d hate to be the poor kid who had to read the answer to that out.
”Jimmy, sound out sh i t”.
”But Miss…”
Long and wrapped? I hate to twist things, but really?
D:
lol i live there!
“When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos.”
And Marshall Junior High School is now a burrito-free zone…
“There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door”
Oh, what, is someone going to throw salsa in someone else’s eyes?
lol It’s amazing what happens when a kid makes a 30 inch burrito.
Oh my gosh im laughing my head off…
GET THE METAL DETECTOR!!! WRAP THE KIDS IN BUBBLE WRAP!! ITS A HORRIBLE 30-inch BURRITO!
HE MIGHT HAVE GASS LOOK OUT!!! HEEL KILL YOU WITH THE TOXIC FUMES!!!
NUCLEUR FART!!!!
Hey, can anyone tell me where to buy a 30-inch tortilla?
I wonder who the idiot is that thought it was a gun. lol
nice fail
DDDD
Damn, I got hungry
That school was fail, but the burrito was epic win!
Oh noes! Its the burrito of death! Red alert red alert!
Oddly enough, I actually got my bag searched at an airport because of a burrito. Lucky the buggers didn’t steal it.
Parents make sure your kids dont have food with them when they go to school are they might cause trouble. Also Burrito FTW
How can this not be a win?
good eyes man
)
Student WIN!!!!!
EDUCATION SYSTEM FAIL!!!