Precision Landing Fail
Precision Landing Fail
Don’t take your cue’s from ducks.
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Stupid child.
fat pilot
Fat crew
D1ckhead kid in the foreground.
No, actualy he’s my hero.
well no wonder it crashed the jack ass pilot is busy posing for a photo.
He isn’t the pilot, smart one.
That kids needs to be photoshopped in front of more Fails.
Kevin Smith was the pilot
Heh. Must’ve been a woman pilot.
Sexist…
Don’t be sexist, chicks hate that!
It says “Precision Air“, not Precision Ground…
but it has been precision ground
Precision Landing Fail?
All the wheels are on the ground! That still counts!
and it landed on the airstrip, so it was a precise landing
Exactly, and people still exited from the plane at the end.
I hope…
maybe the plane never started, just jumped like a gazelle
Maybe, lol
Like a gazelle jumping in the wrong direction.
No, they exited through the door. The end is tapered and welded shut.
landed on the dime.
if you can walk away it’s a good landing
Well, even if it had landed upside down, burning, and in the grass, it would still have been precision landing, provided that was what the pilot planned to do. ^^
FIRST!!! put down your nosewheel.
4th*
You need to read it as one piece.
you talk too much.
Woooosh.
can’t hear you, dud.
Goshhhh… People are so demanding these days, next they’ll want their luggage to fly for free
Kevin Smith’s next film: fat guys on a skinny plane
1 cup
That’s using putting your nose to the grindstone
“I said across her nose, not up it”
A good landing is one you walk away from. A great landing is one after which you can use the plane again.
I could fly that!
Just needs a bit of Duct Tape & WD-40.
get mc gyver here!
so long since my landing strip had a good nose dive
it’s so overgrown and disused I’ve forgotten which end to take of from
*off
um… did anybody notice the plane is still intact? (outside cloudchaser)… i really think this landing is a win
I was thinking that. If the pilot landed the plane with the landing gear jammed, and everyone made it off, then it’s a total precision landing win.
fumbling for the recline switch he accidentally the “wheels fall off” switch
accidenty?
Yes, accidently… what? Nudged? Hit? Eloped with? Ate breakfast with?
Whatever Gary.
If the undercarriage failed, this was a brilliant landing worth applauding for.
Chances are, it did. That model, the Q400 is notorious for landing gear failures.
As below, its not a Q400. As a side note, you can actually land a plane like that without the nosewheel down and not do a significant amount of damage to the fuselage. Depends on how hard you put the nose down.
“Donāt take your cueās from ducks.”
Link to ducks fail.
Donāt take your punctuation cues from failblog.
Quadruple FAIL:
1. Landing FAIL.
2. Thumb up to the cam. (Donāt EVER do this.)
3. Second thumb up to the cam.
4. Punctuation FAIL: āDonāt take your cueās from ducks.ā. You cueās WHAT?
“cue’s”: Apostrophail!
Very trustworthy. Next flight is booked.
Indeed, precision landing fail. That plane should have landed on top of the stupid person in the foreground.
fail? plane fail? or guy fail?
Universe fail!…….Try to figure out that one Mister!!
No! Guy fail… Man-pri win
looks pretty happy, guess he wasnt getting on that plane!
He’s happy to see you!
Well, it’s alot better than crashing into an escalator.
Relax the pilot is just showing off his new hydrolics
Has anyone thought that the guy with the cheesy grin at the front of the picture could be the pilot?
I seriously doubt it, but still.
Looks like a josh higgins.
I’d call this a win, actually. The fuselage looks more or less intact (short of jacking up the front and inspecting it in person, that is, it looks fine, so no major structural damage). If it landed like that, it must have been one beaut of a landing (not unlike that jet that landed with its front landing gear jammed at a right angle to the line of flight). Even if that happened on ground, if the landing gear just buckled, I’d expect to see some flexing in the fuselage (as in – it would look kinda like a sideways “j”…with wings, and no dot).
I’d say this belongs over at Friends of Irony – assuming this was landed like that, the maintenance guys are definately not living up to the company name.
Sweet landing bro!
Ahhh, the joys of flying in Africa. Air Tanzania isn’t much better. Air Malawi is equally scary.
Flying is a lie.
People this is a set-up!
They landed PRECISELY on the landing strip on the exact spot they planned! Then, because they were so happy they kicked the front landing gear away!WHY?!? FUN MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS!??!
And then some meany comes and takes a picture!:(
this is kinda related but i know this kid named precise and he has a lazy eye.
How life can sometimes amaze us…..
The plane clearly didn’t crash, the front landing gear collapsed. If it landed like that there’d be very visible damage. The only fail here is that so many people didn’t figure it out.
So glad you stopped by to educate us stoopidt peeps.
@ granny : to give the full quote:
“if you can walk away it’s a good landing, if you can use the plane again afterwards, it’s a GREAT landing”
Not a precise landing – if not accurate.
poor ATR 42 300
Try again…that is an ATR 72. 70 passenger aircraft.
http://www.airliners.net/photo/Precision-Air/ATR-ATR-72-202/1055675/M/
This is the same aircraft…with the wheels working ;}
Did that guy just photobomb a plane crash?
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
I’m the ‘kid’ in the photo. The chunks behind the plane are bits of turf from where we skidded off one runway and onto another. Smooooth
No one was serioously injured in the crash btw, thanks for the concerns
don`t think your famous, everybody thinks you are sucker, look how you pose…with your thumbs up hands in a stupid angle…inwards..so stupid when people do that..
Maybe they had trouble landing because there was a douche standing in the way
Like a glove
The pilot is the nutcase figure skater, Johnny Weird Weir.
I wonder if that ‘douche’ in front of the plane would rather drink a pint of beer, or have a crash landing again??
captain sully sullenberger showing off again
I dunno; landing a plane with no front landing gear in one piece with the fuselage not spectacularly bent is probably nothing to sneeze at.
The failplane has landed.
And your shipment of fail has arrived.
Trust Jon Heder to be behind this.
Hmmm….
Precision Air……strike?
hakuna matata
the guy in the pic deserves a WINRAR!
Precision air flies in Tanzania & their old aircraft’s have scared the shit out of me, many a times.
Best Airline!
that’s what i call precision
What else do you know about Precision Air?
Oh the irony, the sweet sweet irony… Ew! This is Diet Irony! Damnit Jerry, damnit!
I especially love how it’s PRECISION Air!