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He seems a bit angry…
He just felt like adding some death metal to the regular news, you know, spice things up a little
Well hell i didnt know that we’d be having our funeral forcast already! Bring on the electric guitar weather girl!
hallelujah
udd has a problem. What sort of comment is this.
The kind you type.
i’mA FIIIiiiiaring Ma LAZER!! BLLAARAAAAIGH!!!!
thats the same voice… the weather man is the lazer guy >.<
Imagine him reporting on da tsunami in japan!!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only one who finds him kinda creepy?
I predict a “Stormin Norman” type of controversy soon.
Agreed… now the failure is sexually balanced… unless I say…
Testicles
Chesticles
win win win win win win win win win win win win win…
the name says it all
it is….
damn..second..
third? whatever haha I was caught in this storm. we really do feel like this
I know, right?!
At least we found good use for our lawn chairs during the winter!
Haha! Oh, and FIRST!
fourth place
sorrayyy
Dangit! This deserves it’s own FAIL…
Yes it does. And it is…
Wait, what?
booobbbssss
I had to shovel out of that storm…
And?
And then…?
And then it snowed some more.
AND THEN?
It … just… kept… SNOWING!!! Oh god!
And then…..?
Then I ate the lemonade Snow!!
This area cannot handle more than 5″ of snow… From up north, transplanted here… Yeah…
VDOT – more like VNOT…
Someone is excited.
I have a boner, too!
Well there’s a first time for everything.
* snork *
ya shouldn’t have given him the cialis, coyote.
It was the Viagra I gave him. I knew it!
It is insanity!
THIS IS SPARTAAA!
THIS IS SCRUMPCIOUS!
THIS IS IN CAPITAL LETTERS!
MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!!!!!!!
GLOBAL WARMING?!?
yeah i dont think so.
check your thermostat democrats
you aint foolin no one!
This is what happens when more moisture and heat (aka energy) is in the atmosphere. This is proof of global warming.
As for checking the thermostat, it is very warm in western Washington. Cherry trees and such like are blooming. You might also want to watch the Winter Olympics for the state of the climate.
Only the very ignorant fail to understand that “global warming” encompasses various types of climate change. People are so wrapped up in names and labels that they don’t bother to actually learn anything about the facts.
I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us. — Konrad Lorenz
Oh.
I thought you meant madison.
And people like you who think people like him are actually serious, Dragonwriter. The stereotype of Dems having no sense of humor except when talking about Republicans always plays itself out. ;]
Since he is spewing the same idiocy that the Republican hierarchy broadcasts, how are we to differentiate between jest and more drivel.
By the by I never make light of the misery of children. If you do not protect the planets future you are heaping death and misery on them.
Shove it Essayons.
* hands coyote the shovel *
This helps keep yer hands clean… never know what kind of sh!t he’s full of.
*SNORKITY!* He doesn’t read this blog very often, does he??
*boops Essayons’ nose and skips away*
Damn I seemed to have ruffled some feathers. Coyote, you do well to prove the stereotype, as I said nothing anywhere near trying to disprove climate change. Just furthering the fact that people like you can’t stand the opportunity to shove your elitist head up your own ass and the asses of innocent bystanders. (Hey, they LOOKED Republican!) Keep on blindly and ignorantly taking part in the Red vs. Blue drama that has plagued this nation. Saying “It’s the Republicans”. The hierarchy? Oh you, labling the leaders of a very specific party as the “bad guys” really gets your juices flowing, doesn’t it? You don’t look any smarter joining the blue side. So you might as well give up on that.
Thiss blog reaks of people like you, and just because you have an army of your little leftist trolls on here to pounce on anyone who disagrees with you, doesn’t make you any more right.
Bought my own shovel, but only really had to use one of those plastic beach ones. How’s that for eco friendly?
Seriously. There is nothing friendly about you.
Seriously guys? Believe what you want. Have your opinions by all means. But shoving your opinion down domeone’s throat isn’t gonna make them swallow. That really sounds alot like an oral sex joke…
Wait so if it gets hotter it is bc of global warming and if it is colder thats global warming to? im so confused!!!
Try thinking of it as “climate change” rather than “global warming”. It’s a bit more accurate of a term.
I love how convenient that copout is…Truth be told, this is a modern version of the idea of a flat earth…
A hurricane is powered by heat and moisture. We are pumping up both. It does not always need to be above freezing to be warmer than normal. The changes do not happen quickly, it is a whole planet after all. If we started doing everything perfectly today it would still take time to heal things up.
The key ingredient to understanding climate change is the ability to notice an increase in the incidents of extreme weather events.
Haha… yes because we all know, global warming really means global cooling. *rolleyes*
Check the polar ice caps lately? Those are heat reserves, and they are being consumed despite your local winter precipitation.
Global warming refers to the over all annual temperature.
Not that the day to day weather is universally warmer.
As @Avis said, “Climate change” is a better term.
Ah, yes. Heat (aka energy) creates snow and cold (the lack of energy). Kind of like if you throw enough corrupt politicians at something you get the health care bill.
It’s okay, I speak Republican.
*Imagine if you will, a Palin accent*
@madison!
When Puttin rears his ugly head, where does it go? His disembodied head flies to Alaska!
When the extra moister, created from Global Warming in the summer goes into the atmosphere, where does it go? It flies (in the form of rain or snow) to west coast.
Sarah Palin can see it from her porch!
I hope you all know that this is that weatherman’s trademark, he likes to spice up his forecasts by being funny and yelling like this, he’s not actually anxious.
Is it real: Conservative Edition;
Can a rise in global temperatures really be linked to a rise in global temperature?
The more the morons of faux news talk, the more hot air is released into the atmosphere.
Yeah, right. Because short-term events of one winter defeat effects going over a whole century.
Idiot.
OMG, it’s dark outside! That means THE SUN IS DESTROYED!!!
*sigh*
Yet so many people fall for this logical fallacy.
People don’t seem to understand cycles. This is just another cycle. The infamous “Hockey Stick”.
It’s not that we don’t understand cycles, but there are two things to keep in mind;
1) While the earth has natural cycles, that doesn’t mean that our fuxing with the atmosphere doesn’t have an effect. We are over do for a natural ice age, but we are also causing global warming. We are playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.
2) Even if this is a natural cycle, it doesn’t mean we won’t all die a horrible death. The last time the earth had so much C02 in the atmosphere that were next to no animals. Yeah, we won’t kill the planet, but we will end life as we currently understand it.
Hmmmm, lower CO2 lvls than during the MWP, this through ice core sampling at N & S poles… but that gets ignored. There has not been a RISE in Temp since 1997, except when relevant data is scrapped and data from previous years with higher temps is substituted because they “couldn’t find the data for the year in question”. Over 70% of the scientific community disagrees with Al Gore, the IPCC AND UEA studies, but are ignored by the MSM the world over. If you sad sods have your way I won’t even be allowed to breath, as That emits CO2. In the late 70′s it was global cooling, don’t gimme that “Man Made Climate Change” tripe and Don’t believe Everything idiots like Al “Internet” Gore tell you.
OMG, yes! I mean, it’s just been getting colder and colder since, like, October or something! WTF!?!?
This joke was funnier the first time, when it was on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Work on the “global” part first, folks. The fact that warmer winters create more snow is too subtle for the unscientific mind. But the fact that it was up to 46C=115F in Australia this January just might sink in. The world is round, and it’s not all having winter at the same time. g-l-o-b-a-l.
And now we go live to the Blaccu-Weather forecast. Ollie?
It Snowed!!!
Epic.
WIN!
i’m sure this was on failblog last week??
Nope.
Ditto.
Fiddo.
Kiddo.
Zippo.
Plymouth
Shaftsbury.
Mornington Crescent.
Testicles.
Spectacles.
Wallet.
i know i saw it in a link on this site then.. maybe not an official fail.. UNLESS!! i finally succeded in creating that timemachine, flew into the future, watched the video, then flew back without knowing and without the knowlege affecting my behaviour which lead me to watch it again on failblog.
yeah, thats probably it.
Either than or you had too many beers but not enough trips to the potty.
* kicks “t” into the place of the stray “n.”
What a waste of a perfectly good time travel You should have brought me next week’s lottery numbers instead.
’twas on my telebision two weeks ago… and then it snowed. and snowed. and then it stopped snowing. for a few days. then it snowed. again. and again. just not quite as much as the first time. but 40+ inches in 5 days is 60 inches too much.
next job? think in church…
IT’S RAININ’ SIDEWAYS!
Hmm, nesting or reply fail. Someone must be gettin the axe.
The rain is fine. You just fell over again.
Is it raining men?
*perk!*
Hallelujah!!!
Sorry ladies. It’s not raining men. It’s just another drip.
When it rains, it pours.
*headdesk*
May I pour you a nice stiff drink?
He just need to let off some pressure so that he could return to a calm, mild front.
“…needed…”. *screams and kicks wall till toe breaks*
Who knew that walls have toes?!
They have nails, so why not?
Groan.
Bada boom.
Baaa-zing!
knees, too.
I think someone should call an MD …
Make a House call?
in other news, weatherman Jim Cosek was fired for being louder than two elephants having intercourse.
You’ve been watching youtube again, haven’t you?
Oh, boy.
oh, man!
woah nelly!
somebody need to lay of them riods
IT COMES TODAY!
It Comes.
I cannot belive no one else has put that.
The original was hilarious and had a perfect rating with like 8 billion votes. You guys cut out all the goodness. Fail.
The weatherman version of Glenn Beck
ummmm… no.
This guy is funny. Glenn Beck… not so much.
Sounds like a WWE wrestler.
♫Don’t know why there’s no sun up in the sky, stormy weather♫
♫Since my gal and I ain’t together, keeps raining all the time♫
♫Life is bare, gloom and misery everywhere, stormy weather♫
♫Just can’t get my poor old self together♫
♫I’m weary all the time, the time♫
♫So weary all the time♫
This guy does it all the time, its a joke he does not a fail!!!
For real. It was uploaded as “Weatherman WIN”.
Mic levels fail
Whoop Whoop for Mookie!
*tosses popcorn*
*releases the balloons*
*kicks*
Hey BFF! Scottie! Wake up! We need a parade here, boys!
Thanks for remembering me. I am dead, but not forgotten.
Congrats!!!
Oh!
Was it the boredom?
*SQUEEEZE!*
We miss you!!!
*leads flyby of Starfleet ships, with Enterprise leading the formation*
*ships skywrite, “Way to go Mookie!”*
*ships for torpedoes which burst into fireworks*
Congrats!
Woopwoop Mooks!
Why would I pay more for cable TV when I could have dish network? How about because cable TV doesn’t rudely interrupt my failblog videos? Dish network…FAIL.
Here in Kansas City we have a local weather gal named Katie Horner who is famous for overhyping the weather. She’ll break into live programming (even season premiers of popular shows) because it’s sprinkling, because there’s flurries, or because some cattle 100 miles away are threatened by a storm that’s leaving the area. She’s issued false tornado warnings, and when there’s a real storm she advises parents to hug their children, put helmets on their heads, and cover them with mattresses. I am not kidding!
Now THAT’S entertainment. Wish I could watch a performance sometime.
What happens if there really IS a dangerous storm?
When in trouble
When in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout
(cleaned up version)
That is kinda how my city reacts to three inches. It snows at least 6-12 inches 5-6 times a year, yet at the mere hint of snow Wal-Mart is flooding with idiots who think its the apocalypse.
St. Louis does the same thing. For one inch of snow. I think there’s a basic human rule that when you get snow, you must forget how to drive and purchase too many staples that you don’t really need.
I use paperclips myself.
Oddly enough, so do I.
How was your weekend?
Very nice!!
Movies, flowers, chocolate, and a home made fancy shrimp pasta dinner.
*envies*
He also got me that fancy shmancy garlic press I mentioned a few weeks back.
*hands out virtual chocolates*
Chocolate covered garlic? Yetch.
I would never do that to you! I would give you chocolate covered bacon!!!!
With brainz on top?
*drools*
Now you’re talking about some good old artery slamming shut taste!
Are you related to Heston Blumenthal?
Who?
Very well known English chef (clickie), owner of triple-Michelin-starred restaurant, TV personality, famous for somewhat radical and experimental combinations and approaches (clickie the nickie in my last for clip of him describing his egg and bacon ice cream).
Ohhhh, no, not related, but I love food! I don’t think I could do egg and bacon ice cream though. That might be pushing it just a bit.
R? Cuz I didn’t think….
Yes you didn’t.
Misspelling isn’t thinking.
She’s talking about Rooster. And yes, we are giving things another go. He was very adamant about wanting me back.
Oh…sorry.
I forgive you, Judy I can’t speak for.
If that’s what you want, and it makes you happy, then YOU GO, GIRL!
He’s apologized, made some promises, and really made an effort. I think he’s serious. We’re taking things kinda slow right now, but yeah, I’m happy!
*happisqueeze!*
Glad to hear it, babe!
(gaaaaaaaaaaaaag)
Ruddiger, you’ll think differently when you get a bit older.
Shove off ruddiger.
Did you mean “when” or “if” he gets older Avis.
You’re right. “If” is much more likely.
Nope, I’m always going to think that people who put their private affairs on a public forum (a forum, mind you, for making mainly nonsensical comments on peoples failings in life) deserve to be mocked.
Aaaaw, now your condescension has gone and upset me. (sob)
I was asked a question, by a friend, and I answered. I didn’t share a secret. I didn’t share anything that any (normal) person would be ashamed of. Grow up.
(sob, sob, sob)
ruddiger you are new here. Avis has many friends. If you wish to be ever welcomed you might wish to be a bit more pleasant or her friends will make any time that you spend here a picnic in Purgatory. Don’t think that we can’t or won’t. Have a nice night bubye.
@ Coyote, *SKAWEEEZE*
You are indeed a sweetheart! And I thank you!
a picnic in purgatory huh? should i bring the canapes or would a green leaf salad do?
Um, . . . in Los Angeles, only a mere sprinkling results in STORM WATCH 2010!!!
See!? Basic human rule!
We… Don’t get snow. If we do, it’s less than a centimeter. (Guess where yet?)
Give up?
Austin, Texas: Where the people are intelligent and just really damn weird. Ha! Bet I threw you off with my being one of five Texans who knows of the Metric System.
*is a Texan*
*but emigrated to the northern states at age five*
*knows the metric system*
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! AT THE EXPO ARENA. MONSTER TRUCK RALLLLLLLYYYYYYY!
*and also caturday
Cactuars come from FF to gather.
um…
all ur sanity r belong to storm??
that makes me ashamed to live in the tri-state area
Alrighty then, no more coffee for that that guy.
That’s Jim Kosek, he’s ALWAYS like that. He does the weather for Accuweather.com. He gives the forcasts for a ton of different cities.
I don’t understand why this is a FAIL, that meterologist is known for that schtick.
Fail blog fail…. again
Yo Jim, congratulations and I’mma let you finish but Al Roker is the greatest weatherman of ALL TIME.
Tru dat. Al Roker FTW!
A question concerning etiquette. Is it ever okay for one friend to give out another’s cell number and e-mail addy to a third party without the express permission of that friend?
One of my older friends gave out my info (and the third parties to me) today via e-mail. I’m not really sure what the protocol is here.
“You’ve Got Mail”
*the computer program said*
(I have no comment otherwise)
That movie was awful!
But cute.
Decidedly NOT okay.
Then my initial reaction of offended was not out of line?
I think I needed the validation, and thank you.
*validates*
*stamps parking lot ticket*
This is why I have more than one email address. One for friends and one for the rest of the world.
I’ll have to think about trying that out. SERIOUSLY.
*validates validation*
I have to agree with Coyote on this one.
The real kicker of it is, if I just gave out this friends info without her say-so, she’d go ballistic!
Nice work posting a clip that was already on every single other site on the interwebs last week, failblog…
…stay current.
*just waves by*
Unfortunately, that’s what happens when every picture and video has to go through a voting process. If you want the latest fails, go to the vote page.
I lived through those 2 blizzards. I think we all felt that way. Ugh.
Yep.
dang, I bet that made it difficult to get to taco bell for fourthmeal…
What? A BLLIIIZZZAAAARRDDD?!!!!!!111!!????
“Why pay more” for tv (the ad following the video) posing an interesting question, which might be followed by:
Why pay for television. I get it free.
That guy needs to stop hanging around Tyrone Biggums…
Kossek is never fail, he is win! And this is mild for him, look him up in google and youtube, his forecasts are always hilarious.
Is that a weatherman, or a preacher? Oh boy.
I think its Global Cooling…
This is not a fail, he does it on purpose.
It seems to get him a lot of viewers.
Lady Gaga’s antics are on purpose too, but they still detract from her actual ability.
I disagree. I thinks she’s pretty damned awesome, actually.
If it brings in a good paycheck, i’ll happily act like a fool on camera.
I’ll happily act like a fool off camera just for the fun of it.
Why did the cow roll down the hill?
…
Because it has no legs!
Did he die?
No, but the reason he yells like this is because the television stations computers run embedded environments with no file system. Without yelling they will never get the signal.
Cheers to any TDWTF ppl’s here.
So fake!
Shopped?
“You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”
Oh man, where was this guy when I lived in Baltimore?
this cant be real! never happen in japan
Today’s forecast:
Crazy with a chance of weird!
and they said i was insane!
Louis Black’s brother is a weatherman?
I know, but his brother seems to actually need meds. lol
IIEEKK! o.O
Glad to see someone besides western New York getting attention because of massive snowfalls. Seriously, if it had happened here, schools would have closed for a day or two, then business as usual.
In my book, that’s a win
Better view on buzzfeed, he yells for a full three minutes
Oh boy.
nub ur a life fail
this site is worse and worse, idiotic filtering of uploads some nub picks those things
Another Fail fail. Yawn. Does anyone check these things out anymore?
This is what happens, when cousin’s marry……………
he’s not anxious, he’s high
cabin fever, we just got like 3 feet of snow in MD
I think he had a Howard Dean moment.
I wanted to scream when I was digging my car out, plus it was more snow than I’ve ever seen ever, so I think his crazy scream was retroactively justified.
Must be related to Boondock Saints’ Agent Paul Smecker
“THERE WAS A FIIIREEEEFIIIIGHT!”
oh boy
This is a Weatherman Win! I wish our weatherman was more like this guy.
This is epic-ly badass. I wish this guy was doing the weather where I come from… ^.^
This should be an inspiration to all weathermen everywhere…
Yes, the ice caps are melting. The correct term is global climate change, and it is happening.
somebody ate a little bit too much crack this morning.
That’s this guys shtick. I looked up the weather the other day and the same guy was tearing down a cardboard set he’d made.
what a drama king
Man this guy is making the most out his job so badly
compensating much?
Anybody who could wear a suit that fits THAT badly (doesn’t button, too narrow through the shoulders, sleeves too short, and pants so tight he can barely breathe) in public — let alone on television — has issues to begin with….
LOL!
This guy is local, does this stuff all the time. The ill-fitting suit is just another little thing he adds in for *cough* comic relief.
He especially freaks out when he does the sports weather.
This guy watches too much Glenn Beck.
I take it that he is a bit upset.
Actually, this guy is just crazy… He appears often in the AT&T weather on demand feature, doing similar things, and they keep him around for some reason… XD
Heh, he used to do local weather where I live. He would scare the crap out of me with that random yelling. This isn’t even the worst he’s ever done.
……..DANGER ZONE!!!!!
this is tame for jim. he’s usually screaming through the whole weather report.
one week he did all of the reports totally silent. one week, entirely from an office chair.
dude chillax. seriously… just a video. not the opinion of all americans.
yo, get over it. we got 26 inches the FIRST DAY of our storm. and that was the first snow day of the year. but still i crack up EVERY TIME i see this video.
This isn’t a “fail” or a mistake. I love this guy, he always tries to report the weather in a funny or interesting way on accuweather.com You should see his other reports if you like this one cause believe me it gets funnier. I check the weather every morning cause of this guy lol.
Wow, ‘roid rage, much?
crazy weatherman..fail
rage<333
That’s Jimmy fallon duh