Fail, Owned and Pwn moments in pictures and videos. Share fails, pwns, and owns with the world on FAIL Blog.

 

« Previous | Next »


But I can’t defy gravity .. or can I?



epic fail pictures

Diving Sign Fail

Can’t get enough of strange signs? Check out Oddly Specific!

Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: dunno source via Fail Uploader

Incorrect source or offensive?
  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

» 99 Failures in Communication

  1. Aja says:

    Jury awards 0 points. :(

  2. doremi says:

    Aim for the rocks, and you’ll be ok.

  3. bo3rn says:

    so u need to land on the rocks, that may hurt a bit…

  4. AngryDwarf says:

    Now there’s some smart master of laws. “But, Sir, I didn’t dive into the ocean. I just jumped and landed in the water.” – “Well, there you go. Read the second rule.”

  5. Ryan says:

    no. Your mum is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

  6. doremi says:

    Now I know what ‘whale’ K@ was talking about.

  7. NääpIsTheTrap says:

    Where’s your child?

  8. Rick Seiden says:

    Sec. 2-5-49. – Diving/jumping.

    No person shall dive or jump into any body of water in park, beach or any recreational area from any pier, bridge, rock or precipice other than at those places designated and posted for diving or jumping by the Director, as authorized by resolution of the Board of Supervisors. Violation of this section shall be an infraction.

    (Ord. No. 99-21, § 2, 8-31-99)

    Sec. 2-5-49.1. – Landing in water after having jumped or dived.

    No person shall land in any body of water in any park, beach or recreational area after having jumped or dived from any pier, bridge, rock or precipice above such body of water, other than at those places designated and posted for diving and jumping by the Director, as authorized by resolution of the Board of Supervisors. Violation of this section shall be an infraction.

  9. Philip says:

    The funniest part is the fact that there are separate laws for the two (well, one is a sub-paragraph of the other).

  10. granny says:

    we all float down here

  11. Fungee says:

    In other words, bungee jumping is the only sort of jumping allowed around here! Either that, or hanging yourself.

  12. Blithering_Now says:

    Ok, this must be one of those Douglas Adams HHGTTL things. I’m guessing that the idea is for you to jump, see the sign, and be so shocked by the absurdity of it all that you forget to hit the water, and instead begin to fly.

  13. Eric says:

    This sign was clearly intended for people with the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

  14. Shadow says:

    ♪ I can walk on water, I can fly… ♫

  15. i wonder what will hapened after he land on water XD

  16. gallegosaa says:

    But that’s the best part! :(

  17. ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni says:

    No getting wet after landing in water.

  18. 3dham says:

    Yeah, it stretches from A to Z on the keyboard, or if you see something you like, it might stretch from Q to E!

  19. puiutz_roxy says:

    so you are supposed to levitate after jumping??

  20. anny11 says:

    it says not to jump but then if u do jump dont touch the water?
    i could think of a million ways to obey that sign while disobeying it at the same time

  21. anny11 says:

    wait, no one else can levitate?!

  22. Bob says:

    Only Jesus can do this

    Looks like Jesus will have lots of fun in the water

  23. anametamystik says:

    This sign might be in a designated rock climbing area where the only legal way to get down is to rappel onto a beach (but not into the adjacent body of water).

    Note that another section prohibits rappelling off most structures. So, you can’t take your Batman grappling hook and affix it to the pier only to lower yourself down to the water below because that would be landing in the water on top of rappelling.

    Seriously, I think the reason they wrote it like this was to cover all their bases.

  24. nurseratchet says:

    And someone will walk around at least 2 of these signs, dive in, (too shallow to dive and jagged rocks just under the water) and get badly hurt (or killed) and the “victim” or “next of kin” will sue the parks department because the “victim” was not warned of the danger. It is happening here in Washington State.

  25. fastdude says:

    I go to this beach all the time. Its in laguna beach

  26. TheManWithTheGoldenShip says:

    ok, so if I jump once, I am never allowed to land in water again!?

  27. not me says:

    You just have to throw yourself at the ocean and miss.

  28. Great Zimbiny says:

    There are such things as jetpacks.
    *Jumps over ocean*
    *Flies into the sunset.*

  29. Jek says:

    and how do you suppose we do that?

  30. K says:

    Technically you can “roll over the edge” and “fall inside a boat”.

  31. mc says:

    Did not mention anything about WALKING on water,if you can DO IT.

  32. HL says:

    Aw, why can’t I go into the water?
    *steps off edge, stops falling two feet above the water surface and sulks in midair*

  33. freddie mercury says:

    You can defy the laws of gravity if you’re a tiger.

  34. nurn says:

    If you’re a cartoon character, you can run off the the edge (not jump or dive), and you will never fall into the water unless you look down. So just keep looking up!

  35. ajamboy says:

    I think the Law can now defy Reality

  36. calico says:

    Elphaba can defy gravity. Just sayin’.

  37. itsall says:

    this is tablerock! everytime i’m there i want to take a photo and upload on here. thank you for doing the work for me!

  38. John Martin says:

    The people at the skydiving school there are still trying to figure out what’s so funny about this!

  39. blondoO says:

    that explains everithing..

  40. DaveyDog says:

    This is so the guvmint cna give you TWO tickets (and collect) TWO fines should you jump (and land) in the water.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Newsletter Sign-up