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What is this I don’t even
That’s what she said.
Mr *squeeze*
That’s what I said.
your argument is invalid!. that´s what she said!
She’s *always* saying that.
ouyhou
RHS woot!
i dont know who SHE is…but she sounds like a whore saying all these dirty things :/
thats what she said!
I feel the pain of whoever posted this. That must’ve sucked…
That’s what was said by her
i really dont get it someone please explain this to me. is it about the bottom where it says white student yellow student.
No the White paper copy is the Student’s and the Yellow paper copy is the Teachers!!!
its cause the kid got detention for saying “that’s what she said” in class
it says “Yellow: Teacher” I’m assuming that’s referring to a carbon copy.
If I could rate your comment, I’d give it a negative million.
I also see the irony in your comment because in my school students who say that would be assigned after-school detention or Saturday detention. Therefore, I’m filling out a detention notice for you.
That is, in fact, what she said.
In my School, Teachers just kick your as$ and sleep with your mom…
how is that ironic at all? google “irony”.
anyway, when i was in high school a few years ago, no one got in trouble for that, especially if they were just saying it to another kid. that is so stupid to give him detention, i know teachers who would laugh at that.
irony–the use of words describing something other than their literal intention.
WRONG! thats more like metaphore! and why the hell r u make a big deal outta this, its not like the kid said, “thats what you mom said last night under the blanket!” its just a comment made to another person from a kid utilizing a fictional character! i just dont see why its such a big deal
Too bad you don’t even know how to spell METAPHOR correctly.
That does not change the fact that he is correct
can someone explain this to me i dont get it.
Are you 12?
Come on, I’m 12 and even I get it… >.>
Thats what she said
Rofl!
OMG! That is so wrong!
thats sad
omfg! read the “reason for detention” on slip!!!
Great Scott, I think You are right, that _is_ the funny part!
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Yeah, that’s what _she_ said.
That’s what she said
win
I wish a teacher cums to me and send me to detention in college. I would laugh soo hard
Right there with ya, sista.
*falls over, starving*
braaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnzzzzzz
Aren’t we being a bit picky?
:laugh:
:laughing:
:laughter:
Oh, I give up!
What kind of sick world is it where you can cry but you can’t laugh?
planet earth?
I see,
I’m sure there is a list of them somewhere…
Maybe if I looked harder I’d find it
Stfu much?
You already know you want a prof cumming on you in college, and you’re not even there?
Wow, someone has her college strategy down!
Ps: there’s no detention in college, FYI.
I think Kella is commenting on the absence of detention in college, that’s probably why Kella would laugh
I’m pretty sure you dont have to worry too much about getting into college.
win
epic win:O
…epic win…Thats what she said. (wishful thinking)
Second that win. So…two wuns?
you’re really in college spelling like that? hmm, thats a shame
Ill cumment on that
She mention that.
THAT IS HILARIOUS
Wow. You can get detention for that?
Also you get a detention for saying”Wow. You can get detention for that?”
*sends 5E to detention during his Blunch*
*supervises 5E*
Makes spit ball shooter out of clear bic pen, rolls up paper with spit and shoots it at…..ZA, and the General Bondfan.
Side bar: A kid I knew got a dento for something stupid I said out loud “”Wow. You can get detention for that?” and subsequently I received one as well.
*picks spit wads from face*
*flicks them back at 5E*
*flicks some maggots too*
*sprays dissinfectant around the room*
A while ago my english teacher told me: ” Iv got sumthing 4 u” and i sed ” That’s what she sed” rofl
PS no detention
Probably because you spelled ‘said’ wrong. She didn’t understand.
What the hell is B Lunch? How many lunches do these kids get nowadays? I am gonna get detention for saying hell aren’t I, damn, I said it again
My high school had us eat in shifts, because not everyone could fit in the cafeteria at once. This kid probably got detention for the length of his assigned lunch period.
my school has 2 lunches, my best friend has 4. my brother has 6.
yeah my high school had 3 lunches, a b and c. you only go to whichever one you’re assigned to.
Redmond Junior High has 3 lunches…A, B, and C. It’s because they don’t have a room specifically for eating lunch (they have to put away all of the tables at the end), so they can’t handle having all 900 kids eating together. 300 kids eat at each lunch.
indeed. and that is, indeed, what she said.
yep. That’s what she…
Oh, I can’t help but say it.
say it again, fluffy.
That’s what he said…
That’s not even worthy of detention. That deserves a referral and a call home.
is that worse than a detention? because as far as i’m concerned a “that’s what she said” joke that was THAT good (“push it in further”, haha) deserves a laugh and a high five. lol
Dictators! Can you see them oppress him?
*starts a “FREEDOM OF SPEECH!” rally*
*Starts a “FREEDOM OF EDUCATION” rally *
Donna Martin Graduates!!
…Sorry, wrong rally.
Classic. Well played.
♫ We don’t need no education,
We don’t need no thought control,
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave those kids alone. ♫
Umm … should have read down there VVV before posting.
*wishes blog would open up and swallow comment*
Bloggy is busy eating my comments right now. Leave a message and Bloggy will be by to eat yours as well.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!! ♪
Why is it that the comments eaten never seem to be the ones ones wishes had been eaten?
*remove ‘s’ on the second one*
Bloggy has a sick and twisted sense of humor.
*sighs*
Haven’t we all…?
Hi, Bloggy? Yeah, this is zombie. How’s it goin? Sometimes I see these people wearing this really neato lookin shirt that announces the wearers love for you, have you seen those? No? Where have you been anyway? Oh, yeah. Well in that case I totally understand. I guess you wouldn’t have any idea where they’re getting them then, would you? No, I guess not. Well, it’s been nice talking to your answering machine. Maybe we should get together sometime and enjoy a beer, or maybe some juicy braaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnzzzzz.
<click>
That’s what *SHE* said….
dark sarcasm in the classroom is the best, haha.
oh man i love pink floyd… like…. so much.
You called?
♪ We don’t need no education ♫
♫ We don’t need no thought control ♪
*starts a “Freedom of Speech” rally* oh wait… that’s what she said.
Speak for yourself! I do want thought control!
*tries to summon MRN*
Heehee!
My thoughts can’t be controlled. I don’t even know where they are.
heh heh heh heh and I’m gonna shut up now.
*eats pudding*
Did you eat your meat first, young lady?
NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Detains DW*
How do you think you could do that?
Roasted tree boar…I’ll get the coconuts, pineapples, and rum.
I’ll get the popcorn for the pre-dinner show.
I’ll get the deckchairs, drinks and pre-dinner band.
Desserts and after-dinner entertainment coming up.
Awww, thanks guys! I’ll go make dinner!
*stokes the fires*
Ya alls will need some cold ice for them drinks… and some hot crabs.
If I were to do a cover version of that, I’d eliminate the double negatives and make the lines be: “We don’t need your education / We don’t need our thoughts controlled”.
The double negatives may have been intentional. We DO need thought control.
At least that’s what they want me to say.
No, it’s just supposed to portray that Pinky’s uneducated. He’s just a kid, so he’s using double negatives.
Lrn2Pink Floyd.
♪
And when they’ve given you their all
Some stagger and fall
After all it’s not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall
♪
Exactly… Punished for having a nice sense of humor!
Urgh. I’m gonna marry Dalten, hope he doesn’t mind.
Hmmm … but you may find yourself saying that, too.
Seems to me the fail is Dalten’s for making a joke on himself – without even realizing it.
That’s what … oh, forget it.
Lol, school wa so stupid
SECOND
I’m pretty sure she said you always finish first…
was*
first
Wouldn’t it be great to be able to send people to detention for saying things like that when it’s not funny!?
Sometimes I wish there were such a thing as detention in college.
Ask the CIA, they might help you out.
Catholics In Agreement?
Cool Interns Anonymous
Cobras In Anger
Collecting Inuit Artifacts
Certifiably Inept A$$holes?
Certainly Isn’t Almonds
Corpses Initiating Apocalypse
Confederates In Anarchy
Cats in Alaska?
Cerberus, Iason, Achilles. Hey, it is college.
There is. It is called grading assignments.
That teacher seriously needs to chill.
*remembers some of the things she said in school*
I think I’d be in permanent detention if I were in grade school these days.
I pity the first teacher coming to me with stuff like that when my (until now non-existant) kid goes to school.
When that does happen, please videotape it so the rest of us can see. Theng-kew!
FB videos are usually less than a minute, I would likely be ranting and insulting for half an hour.
You could edit the video to show that time has elapsed. It would enhance the comic effect and give the people that want to talk about the fail something to talk about.
Except it would be a WIN and not a fail!
Hehehe! I’m now picturing it in fast forward, with a high-pitched voice. Kinda a Benny Hill-rant.
With a Yakkity-Sax background? Cool.
I’d laugh like a lunatic at the teacher who tried to put one of my kids in detention for that.
It seems to be getting a little bit ridiculous. Sort of like law suits. I know there was a reason they had to be available, but WAY too many people take it further than it should ever have gone. This is the equivalent of paying the robber for cutting himself on a kitchen knife while committing the robbery. *sigh*
thats what she said.
Referral.
and you get an ass kicking. everyone gets something.
This is more like a smartass student W-I-N!!one!1!
You accidenty your caps lock.
:p
Bloggy ate it. The blogmonster has been pretty hungry as of late.
Waste of time detention notes like these make teachers look stupid. And to think she/he emailed the parent about this! Stoooopid…
Teacher fail.
The note kind of sums it up: “Yellow: Teacher”.
I thought she was remarking about the comment she replied to.
Had the teacher given as the reason, “Dalton made a crude sexual joke” it would have had more of an impact and the teacher would not be looking so stupid. That detention slip must be a prize possession.
My school band always says that… infact we spammed it too
I lol’d more when the teacher wrote “…(innocent comment)”.
can you explain the joke? english is not my native tongue. is it a pop-cultural reference?
It is. Commonly used when a non-sexual comment is made which “that’s what she said” can turn into something sexual.
ZA? Care to take a stab at it?
*graps sharp metal item*
*stabs and slashes at It repeatedly*
*
safety**thoroughly destroys video tape*
It’s an innuendo.
English is not hmmmm’s native tongue, and you want him/her to grasp ‘innuendo’?!?
*head asplodes*
Yes. Want a mop?
Are you saying he needs a Stupid Child?
Oh goodygoodygoodygoody …
*reassembles LGB’s head*
*snacks on extra brain bits that won’t fit back inside*
*joins in*
leo.org helped me understanding the word “innuendo”. the rest will follow soon;-)
thx
In YOUR endo…
That’s what SHE said!
TOTALLY worth a detention…
So it’s a detention win.
*takes notes*
I feel for the teachers on occasion. 30 of those wonderful lil….’angels’ in a class at a time, with everyone kidding around instead of doing schoolwork , and to add to it, jokes that died when our parents were in short-pants….
Hard to find being ‘witty’ funny when you’re up to your ears in ‘em, and trying to get through your job.
All that being said, I’d like to know how many times our little Dalton has said, ‘That’s what she said’ in the classroom… then the detention might make more sense. There should be a check box for ‘Camel’s Back and Straw’.
Nice to see that there’s at least one person on here that thinks of the larger picture and instead of the ‘OMGpoorwiddleoppressedsnowflake!’ attitude so many people seem to have these days. *thumbs up*
There are more than you think.
If he indeed had a habbit of disrupting the classroom with dumb jokes, then a detention is justified. But in that case, the teacher should had just written “Continuously disturbs the classroom with comments and jokes”. Mentioning only this one disturbance makes it look like this one disturbance is the only reason he’s being punished.
I’m on the kid’s side, because either he doesn’t have a habit of disturbing the class and the detention is petty behavior from the teacher, or he does disturb often and this last “joke” was the last straw for the teacher, but in that case she is an idiot because she should had just said he keeps disturbing.
His use of “That’s what she said” indicates that Dalton, though asinine, was also attentive, which, given that this took place on Cinco de Mayo in a Junior High School, I GUARANTEE you places him in the minority among his peers. His antics, if anything, probably grabbed the attention of the class, which the teacher, rather than s**tting a metaphorical brick and throwing him in detention, could’ve used to his/her advantage once the giggles had died down to actually TEACH.
This was funnier when i saw it on Reddit yesterday…
Yeah, this is soooo yesterday! Oooooold!
Like you.
Talking to yourself again, are you, TreeBoar?
Yes, yes I am.
And also when he wrote it on FML.
Why does it say white student yellow teacher at the bottom? Is the teacher Asian?
*THWACK*
I thought it was well spotted and indeed an interesting question. Why does it say that?
It probably needs to be filled out in duplicate. The student gets the white slip and the teacher keeps the yellow slip.
It was the skin color reference I didn’t dig, AE.
Oh, c’mon LGB, . . . it was a funny observation . . .
It was actually racially biased and therefore lacking ‘funny’ in its observation.
*agrees*
*agrees also*
*as an asian citizien, whole heartedly agrees*
Ahem, “citizen”.
*agrees with agreers.*
*finds thread most agreeable*
Disagrees.
And seeing people being so uptight with racial jokes and race in general just makes me want to make more racial jokes :p
These jokes make me laugh because people often over-react when they are upset or offended by them. I love to provoke stupid reactions in people. It’s just too tempting.
I admit I don’t like jokes on white people so much, even though I see the humor in most of them (and sometimes they actually do make me laugh), but I certainly don’t get offended (unless they are clearly said to hurt, but then what upsets me is not the joke itself but the fact someone has the intention of offending me).
I don’t give 2 cents about skin color. I don’t get offended by jokes on white people because I can take a few steps back instead of taking it personally.
It’s sad all of you got offended because Nick joked about “Yellow” possibly referring to Asian people. I guess skin color is really important to you guys. Get over yourselves, if you hope to get rid of racism then stop acting like joking about skin color and ethnicity is the highest insult.
And FYI, I heard calling Asian people “Yellow” has nothing to do with skin color but first came from the color of a uniform that soldiers from some Asian country (possibly China) were wearing several centuries ago (sorry, I can’t remember when exactly. I didn’t care much at the time I heard this).
They were called “Yellow” because either European soldiers did not know from which country exactly their enemy came from (so they could not refer to them by their nationality and instead referred to them by the color of their uniform) or possibly because soldiers of different European countries had uniforms of many colors except for yellow, which therefore was an unusual uniform color for Europeans (referring to the enemy by one of its unusual features is usually common. For instance, the French nick-named the Germans “The spiked helmets” because Germans wore indeed a helmet with a metal spike on it).
You’re obviously a white frog.
frog talks to much. now let me fill this up with complicated stuff………..
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SAID!!
AND ALSO UNEEDED INFO//..
2+2=4!
black regiments were called buffalo soldiers.
fat people are fat
and futhermore, blah blah blah!
Let the record show that I thought of The Simpsons and not Asians.
Keep telling yourself that, maybe you’ll convince someone someday.
white copy goes to the student. the yellow sheet goes to the teacher
probably cuz there was a white copy and a yellow copy, white copy went to the student .. yellow to the teacher for a record.. but thats just a guess. I do a lot of things in duplicate and triplicate
‘Cause the white sheet is for the student and the yellow one for the teacher i guess. Nothing racist..
What if there was a pink copy?
that would be the Barbie copy…
Okay, peeps. I’m off to the doctor to have unspeakably painful things perpetrated upon my person.
I may be back later, looped to the gills from painkillers. Pandemonium may ensue.
*leaves big basket of squeezes for the Peeps*
Enjoy the drugs! That’s one thing docs are good for.
*goodlucksqueeze*
*squeezes in non-painful location*
*begins clearing air traffic for your return*
*air mails squeezes to her favorite Dragon*
*starts building a pillow mountain for her return*
*helps with the pillow-piling*
*hangs billowy curtains all around*
*readies the tripod for filming the loopiness*
Ow.
*grabs dragon-drugs*
*takes three of them*
*bundles under blankie*
*waits for them to work*
Aw, feeling ok, sweetie?
I’m ok. Very ouchie, and I feel like a very large pincushion…but I’m ok. Fanks.
*squeezie*
*gentle squeezies*
Get some rest. Tomorrow you’ll feel better.
Speedy recovery DW.
The blogmonster is still hungry…
*fluffs pillows*
*strategically places fluffy companions*
*squeezes Fluffy*
Thanks! It’s always good to have your friends around when you’re hurting.
Did you say painkillers? Would you kill my migraine when you come back and if you are up to it?
*hopes for the best*
*also hopes he doesn’t miss the pandemonium*
*mails some pandemonium to ZA*
Fnigres xed.
Was there any waterboarding?
No, that’s reserved for parents of hydrophobic four-year-olds. (clickie)
Right, you win I should clearly remember that one but this damn PTSD…
That phrase isn’t even funny. I don’t understand why so many people find it to be.
Be careful and one day you might get old enough to understand.
That is what she said.
February 15 th actually is National “That’s What She Said” Day.
Yes, it’s real. You can Google it.
I’m sure it’s Michael Scott’s favorite holiday.
Why is the detention on the “stage” and during lunch. Must they reenact the situation for the teachers?
If it’s anything like my old elementary school (maaaaany years ago), the stage is in the cafeteria. At my school they’d put tables up there, draw the curtain, and use it like a separate lunchroom for all the detention kids. That’s my best guess about what’s going on here.
Keeps the brats in the same room with all the other students, without the ability to join in.
Makes it so they don’t have to have after school detention either, so the teachers can go home.
Personally, it works for the shame, but sucks for the lazy.
In my son’s school, they don’t draw the curtain, they’re all up there for the world to see.
Humiliation is serious abuse for children.
I had a teacher who would humiliate me and a few other students. We did not do anything to deserve it, we were in fact calm and quite kids. She just couldn’t stand us. Didn’t like our faces or something. But that’s beside the point.
Having the teacher constantly find a way to punish you is hard, but humiliation is worse. I would had preferred a detention to the comments she made about me to the rest of the classroom.
On a side note, one day she lost her job. A half-emptied bottle of liquor mysteriously ended up in her purse and some students reported this to the principal. It’s speculated a few drops of liquor were also put in her coffee mug.
Absolute WIN!
FERPA anyone?
Seriously! Unless the poor kids parents made the post.
Glad to see you posted about the FERPA problem. The name should be blacked out.
and as the kid left the room, the teacher said “I hope you don’t feel that I’m riding you too hard”"
that’s what she said!
=)
Surprised he didn’t wind up in prison for sexual harassment.
then he went to the principal’s office, who told him “You can’t get away with this anymore. You keep plunging yourself in here thinking you are all big, but you barely fit in here. “
The real fail is that high school students these days have probably never even seen “Wayne’s World.” Just episodes of “The Office.”
Holy crab! Clicky!
That’s gonna need a buttacow! Ooops!
Noooooo, please do not eat it!
I’m a vegetarian, remember?
No.
Arthur is one who remembers stuff. I honestly don’t know how he does it.
:[ though. That thing is HUGE!!!
Not even fully grown…
That’s what she said…
Detention for you.
Sensation for you.
I thought that I am a sensation. Rats.
Oh, my effin’ gawd.
YUMMMMMMMMMM!!!
So did I misread something earlier or is more than one side of your head loopy now?
Heeheehee!!
Today is an all-over loopy day!
Hiya Mel! *squeeze!*
Oh! Such a cute Arthurpod!
With a nice name too – Macrocheira kaempferi, “Kämpfer’s Big-Hand”. There’s an aquarium in Cape Town that had a tank full of these.
In reference to the story below: I let that miserable little vole live.
Then on his way home the bus driver said “Put your head where i can see it. I’m sick of you always going down on me”
then he went to the principal’s office, who told him “You can’t get away with this anymore. You keep plunging yourself in here thinking you are all big, but you barely fit in here. “
ok. I’m done.
That’s what she said.
Tha’s what they said.
Aw, this kid has to sit in detention until the end of Blunch. How sad.
That’s the period between breakfast and lunch. Wait, isn’t that brunch?
I always thought so. We’re talking about junior high cafeteria food, right? Maybe they combined what the students called it, BLECH!, with what they called it, LUNCH, and came up with blunch.
Or maybe all the students in this school have excrement for braaaaiiinnnzzz. Blech!
That is why we use salt.
Lol, my sister-in-law went to this school. XD
Umm… (Innocent Comment) doesn’t seem so innocent when he said “Thats what she said”. Besides, he was probably just trying to get a laugh out of people.
Her stating that it was an innocent comment PROVES that her mind is in the gutter. No one is immune.
Teacher fail for writing the date in the spot that says “time notified”.
Teacher is upset because he gets told to “Push it in further” all of the time.
His wife is lucky she didn’t get detention.
Good thing he kept that detention slip to show his friends.
I bet everyone laughed when he whipped it out.
That’s what she said.
That’s what she said about saying.
yur a dumbass
One of the kids in Biology class at school kept making “your mum” jokes at the teacher, so he replied with the epic riposte: “I’m seeing your mum at parent’s evening this week, so that’s twice I’ll be seeing her then!”
Okay I saw something EXACTLY like this on FML a few days ago, although from the kid who got detention’s perspective.
i saw this a few months ago. maybe longer
Damn!
What I loved about this was the novelty!
That’s what she said.
I saw this 4 minutes ago. Could’ve been 5.
Me and my roommate apply “your mom” and “that’s what she said” to random, and completely non-sexual phrases.
example.
Roomy: Pass the chips.
Me: Your mom passes the chips!
Me: The “first” three Star Wars didn’t happen.
Roomy: That’s what she said!
We hope to end these types of jokes through their misuse…
Or give rise to interesting sexual depravity.
“Your Mom” is just as bad. I’d love to see school teachers hand out detentions and vice-principal referrals for that, too!
that’s my school…
that’s my town…
I POSTED THIS AS A WIN AWHILE AGO WHAT THE HELL
This is clearly not an email.
Detention win!!
Sad. What is the world coming to…
That’s what she said.
White:student
yellow:teacher..its at the bottom of the note!!
Yeah, these things probably have some sort of carbon paper underneath. So while the white original goes to the student, the yellow carbon copy stays with the school for documentary purposes.
*makes notification*
Hi everyone.
*long-time-no-see squeeze*
Fail – for getting a detention over it.
but a TOTAL WIN for an awesome use of “That’s what she said.”
i would be soooo tempted to write “Thats what she said” under the parents’ comments section.
>:-)
>:)
“Blunch” was what we called it when you rolled one before going to brunch. Good to see the teacher is hip to this as well.
that, my friends, is a detention win!!
anyone wanna see me shave my balls?
lol best comment by dalton
Whats with the white student yellow teacher at the bottom???
White copy for the student. Yellow for the teacher.
white student, yellow teacher lol?
what ever happened to teachers teaching about “freedom of speech”? i guess that this isnt an american school. (no offense)
btw, that teacher has BAD handwriting!!!! for a teacher…
Possibly a religious school and the teacher is a nun? (Nun in the morning and nun at night.) On a more serious note – if a parent goes to the school and demands their kid back can the school hold the kid in detention against the parent’s will? I would think not but I’ve always wondered about that.
I would think, and hope, that it would be considered kidnapping.
I suppose that depends on what the kid did, and how much the parent can bribe the teacher with.
“Freedom of speech” doesn’t mean you can say anything at any time to anyone and not get punished for it. Violations of school behavior code are punishable offenses without violating anything even remotely resembling a Constitutionally-protected right. ConLaw FAIL.
Dalten ROCKS.
I Need Somebody To Translate That Report (Im Bad English, Sorry)
In the reason for detention section it reads, “Another student made the comment ‘You need to push it in further’ (innocent comment) and Dayton added ‘That’s what she said.’”
There you go.
By the way there is nothing to be sorry about for your English abilities. I can’t speak anything but English. I’m in awe of anyone who can speak more than one language.
Thanks
It pisses me off that schools are punishing students left and right for things like this, but won’t do anything about bullying.
Dyed your hair with cranberry juice? Sent home immediately to wash it out, even though the school doesn’t have a dress code.
Drove to school with a box cutter in your car? Suspended for bringing a deadly weapon! We don’t care that it was just a box cutter, or that you didn’t actually bring it on school grounds, or that you only had it because you need it for your after-school job at the supermarket and both your parents and the supermarket staff will vouch for you! ZERO TOLERANCE!
Doodling on your desk? YOU’RE UNDER ARREST! UP AGAINST THE WALL, DIRTBAG! NOBODY writes “best friends 4-eva” and gets away with it!
But subjecting a fellow student to a constant stream of physical and emotional abuse for your own amusement, even driving them to suicide? That’s just a little harmless mischief.
Good to see the schools have their priorities straight.
You’re an angry person.
Hey, at least he didn’t snap and go shoot his classmates. Are you a bully by any chance? Bullies are usually the only ones who don’t realize how hard it is to be bullied.
See, the problem is all of the examples you gave of punished behavior are things that are much easier to see and prove than bullying. A lot of kids are bullied without teachers ever even knowing about it, I would even say MOST are. I’ve been bullied, and I know plenty more that have, and nobody ever knew except the kids. Did you ever think maybe you get in trouble for having dyed hair because it’s right on top of your head instead of happening in the shadows? Hell, a lot of the suicide stories you hear are cases where the parents never even knew anything was wrong either. The only way bullying can be fixed is if kids tell people when they’re being bullied, and normally something IS done about it. Unfortunately most of it happens in secret, and you’re expecting teachers to read minds.
So true. Already many years ago, fortunately, when I was in middle school, there were quite alot of bullies. Everytime they did something and the bully did something, the bully was just told he wasn’t allowed to do that (even when this was told a thousand times already). Same when the teachers actually saw it.
BUT, when you retaliated against the bully because the teachers didn’t do anything, you were in BIG trouble. It was almost like they were protecting the bullies, and punishing everyone who dared to go against them. Hence the big bully problem.
This is most certainly a WIN!!!!!!!!
The fail part of this is the parent who took the picture and posted it.
Sounds like a win to me.
Well, for one, I would think it a teacher WIN, and parent FAIL. Children shouldn’t be mouthing off in school like that. It’s a Junior High, don’t they teach respect and dignity? I would hate to be the teacher with such pathetic students.
… I’m going to go out on a limb here and say you don’t make contact much with people under 25.
You know, now we have his name and school. All one has to do is find this kid and now we have a perfect way to kidnap this kid. It wouldn’t kill us to think like a serial kill every once in a while -_-
I agree, we DO have the perfect way to kidnap him. Yep, we do. It’s uhh… luring him in with innuendo, right? ‘Cause that’s really the only thing I can think of.
I wouldn’t worry too much…the name is spelled wrong by the teacher. I remember that kid.
Freakin’ HILARIOUS!! And I completely put it into “The Office” when reading this note.
Someone said You need to push it in further!!
WTF did she expect him to say?? I’d give him detention for NOT saying it gezzz
jus sayin’
Reason for detention: another student made the comment “you need to push it in further” (innocent comment) and Dalten added “That’s what she said”
Report to Stage by B Lunch and remain until end of B lunch
hahaha awesome
Thank goodness. The person who assigned the detention is a wonderful person. More schools must pay attention to innuendo and school administrators need to crack down on this. For my school, a lunch detention is a slap on the wrist. Repeat offenders would be referred to Saturday detention or possibly in-school suspension. The administrators at my school fill out detention notices because of innuendo more than any other misbehavior.
If by “fail” you mean “win”, then yes.
Beautiful. . .
Meh … you can get detention for that? I had actually planned to using that phrase a lot when I would have been in the USA.
lol wit fail
White student, Yellow Teacher??
Well they do say the asians are strict…
OOOHHHHH!!!! I’m so racist….
Yes you are, but I love it
Can’t wait to see the uptight people get all offended by this.
i like it how you cant see the students writing cus the papers white aswell and the writing
hellp
I would reward my child for this.
haha, i loooove the office, always use this joke, cannot translate to japanese though
LOL XD
Teachers sometimes go crazy. One time, a teacher was just explaining stuff when he suddenly yelled at another student that he had to sit at a spot he designated (for no reason).
So obviously, the student asked the teacher the reason. At which the teacher immediately reacted by expelling him out of class. So he asked again, and all the teacher had to say was “I’m not going to tell you! Now go!”. Because he obviously had no reason XD
(and yeah, this went on for the rest of the hour. The student refused to leave without an explanation. About half the class got expelled because they supported him)
Awesome
Wow, this pic should come attached with the FML
The teacher should be the one to go to detention for the crappy handwritting……
By the way, that one’s faked.
Thats what she said.
Michael Scott Junior!
With a name like Dalten (or Dalter?) Duncan, the kid was doomed from birth. Maybe the dim-wit parents were trying for Dalton, of Old West outlaw fame.
Apparently is Dalton.
I know, horrible writing.
wtf, i thot we got married honney buns. y arent u txting me. and ur tha horrible typa here. i want u to txt me. when r we gonna go onto our honey moon sweet cake.
I just want to know what he was gonna have for Blunch.
Thats a teacher grammar fail as well…further and farther have two different meanings, farther correlates with distance, further does not.
not a fail. The paper is for the kid, and it tells him how his parents will be notified
i had to read this note LONG AND HARD before i got it
That’s what she said!!
I know, I was there.
The real fail here is that nobody has provided a text, which I can actually read. You know, this text under the photo, which usually repeats, what the hand writing say? Well, anyways, whoever did not do that – thank you and good night!
THIS WAS POSTED ON HIS FACEBOOK – I’m SURE IT’S ON FAILBOOK XD
epic win if it’s real.
If my 7th grader’s teacher emailed me about this, I would reply with an email so filled with profanity that the teacher would immediately release my son from detention and reward him for somehow succeeding despite having me for a father.
Really me too only I would laugh my ass off not cuss the techer out
I think it is wrong for the teacher to give a detention for this. Under the law, the student have the right of free speech. You know you can sue the school for this.
Freedom of speech does not include a venue. Clearly, the classroom was not considered a proper venue for this behavior.
“Thats what she said” win for sure
We can has OCR? I not can english.
She doesn’t like it when you put word in her mouth.
If I got detention for every smart arsed thing I said in junior high – I would have spent my life in detention. Thing is – I didn’t do it all the time – maybe the teacher had enough of his crap. Knowing when to say something funny is the key (like when you’ll get away with it).
I think you mean WIN.
HAHAHA THE BOTTEM
YAY I”M ON FRIGIN FAILBLOG!!!
P.S. it really is me!
P.S.S. how did this get on the internet all over the place?
this is a fail for your teacher and a win for you
Can I marry you?
yes, plz. lol
Then you can answer the question: was your saying that just as innocent? Were you indicating a particular “she” that gave the same advice for that innocent situation earlier? (Or at least argue that point to get out of the detention?)
FAIL? more like WIN!
Double Entendre win!
have you guys even noticed the other fail in this pic at the bottom?
“White Student Yellow Teacher”
that was specifying who receives the original and who receives the carbon copy.
holy crap. He was given that detention ON MY BIRTHDAY! :] more like a win.
The child later renamed himself ‘Micheal Scott’ in order to escape the humiliation of the only detention he recived in high school.
Someone needs to send that kid a stack of Carry On movies so he can see where innuendo users can wind up. Ohhhh Matron!
no i think they should change that to win
Was it really necessary to specify that the student was white and the teacher was Asian? And “yellow”… just uncouth, really.
Racist. All of it racist.
DUDE I GO TO THIS SCHOOL XD I KNOW THAT GUY
Gee, Tom, I think that was a note at the bottom specifying where the original and the carbon copy went…
Dude sean this got on failblog, my friend sean did this it happend before in december.
ahahah brett
In Dutch we have a similair comment…
But instead of saying “thats what she said” we add “Thats what your wife said last night too”
THIS IS CLEARLY A WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s all the more win that when the kid gets to office time…
WIN!!!
Fake. Look to the circled “email” closer.
FACT: The teacher is obviously not a fan of “The Office” and that’s why they gave the student detention. Also, I am faster than 80% of snakes.
at least the teacher didn’t call the police after he said a ” Yo Mama” joke
5/5/09 is a time???
Also, the kid never really had a chance. Who in their right mind names their kid “Dalten”? Seriously, WTF?
The teacher also needs to learn how to write in complete sentences.
*Dalton looks down at the slip oof paper*
“That’s what she wrote”
E-Maii???
Typing fail!!
lol, i’ve got an engagment. lol
lol, an internet engagement
That would be a win if it he wasn’t given a detention for it
You can sue that school- it states he/she has to go to detention for lunch… not allowing them to eat at school… definite win (get detentions removed from the school at least).
my school had lunch detentions also, you eat lunch in the detention.
This is why you use “1023″ instead of “That’s what she said” around uptight teachers. Same effect as long as everyone is in on it, and stuff like that won’t happen.
win.
I do declare
Is the fail because the teacher was being overly-sensitive, or is the fail because it says it’s an email when it’s written on a piece of paper?
The fail is your stupidity.
The Fail is that it isn’t a fail. It’s a Win.
i won a chick on the internet. i win toooooooo9ooooooooo9o9oo9oooo.
I would forever be proud of this detention.
I’d consider it a Win.
The real fail is that the first person said “farther” when they should have said “further.”
The teacher should have corrected this common grammar mistake, and in failing to do so, has failed the education system.
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Epic Win!!
Okay. We know the kid got detention and we know what he did, but do we know the reason on the teacher’s side? Was she (and I’m assuming she, because most guys I know aren’t going to care about that joke) in an abusive relationship prior to the detention? Did she just get dumped by a man’s man? Is her ego that high that the first time someone cracks wise, she’s gonna get her power trip on, and bust them? Did the saying strike a nerve in her own sad, pathetic little life because, in fact, that is what SHE would say, if she was given the chance?
I think the deeper problem here is the uber-sensitive spaz of a teacher. More and more people are getting offended over the stupidest things in life and have to make it known; they can’t let the little things go. If you say this, you’re racist, if you say that, you’re bashing. What the hell is the point of free speech, if you are going to get in trouble for pretty much everything you say? These people need to grow up, learn to deal with rejection, and shut up.
If you are gonna be offended by what I say, than I am going to be offended that you are a pansy who gets offended easily. Go live in a friggin’ cave. No one can give you mental boo-boos there.
lol dude, chill
The comment could also be construed as sexual harassment of one of the girls in the class. In a junior high, a punk kid making a sexually suggestive comment about my 13yr old daughter would have a lot worse things than lunch detention to worry about.
It’s a joke and it’s not directed to any one person. Please dude chill and know what you’re talking about before you comment.
lol sexual harassment, its just a joke by a kid, nothing to worry about.
stupid prudish americans xD
Delivery’s all wrong, you’re butchering it.
i went to that school!
Soooo worth it. XD
That is, in fact, what the female has stated.
lol my friend got a detention slip for saying “thats what she said” too!
Yup, my school gives out detentions for “That’s what she said.” jokes too. But, I guess the detentions aren’t working because we are still saying That’s what she said at every double-entendre.
This is an Epic Win
For anyone wondering, B Lunch is the second lunch.
holy crap!! that was given on my birthday!!
“White: Student” “Yellow: Teacher” on the bottom
i know it means the color of the paper but
racist fail? haha
Absolutely FAKE. I’m sorry, too obvious
I HAD TO SERVE IT
That is hilarious! Somewhere along the way, teachers and adults loose their sense of humor!
I’m pretty sure this is an epic win (for the student at least)
I love it!!! haha!
does anybody notice at the end of the slip it has “White: Student Yellow: Teacher”…i get that it means the slip color but if u look at it without being aware of that fact, you would thing the school is racist.
epic win on the part of the student who said that
epic FAIL on the part of the teacher who assigned the detention
should be fired for that; what are they teaching our teachers nowadays?
To fail or too fail harder, both of which are epic fails, i’d pass Dalton on wits alone because that is definitely a win for him.
LOOOOOOOOOL i love the now 416 comment fail. lol that wat she said
caaaaw caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEOW!!!!!
Another student made the comment “you need to push it in further” (innocent comment) and Dalton added “that’s what she said”
to bad the kid wasnt a lil more on his toes and reacted with ” miss what do you mean what did i say wrong , when the teacher said because of the foul comment, he could then reply ” what foul comment she jus repeated what she said and point to another girl student, and then say ” i was jus pointing out that that had already been stated and that it originallity wasn’t her strong suit” lol sure it would of prolly not gotten him out of trouble because this is obviously a state of the teacher just trying to find any reason to disiplin the kid hes prolly the most disruptive kid in the class haha
timing win
I disagree, I feel this is an epic win.
white student yellow teacher HA im the only one who noticed that HAHAHA
Hahahaha! I wonder if this is the same Redmond Junior High School I attended… either way I find this hilarious.
Wow, this guy has a lot of… class
could have been worse… could have replied: “that’s what he said”….
… or even “that’s what I would say….”
How can you send that kid to detention? He’s only repeating what she said… send her to detention, she’s the dirty one!
Stick it in deeper is definantly what she said
Fail? All I see is win.
this IS my favorite one, haha.
“you need to push it in further” sally said with excitment.
“thats what she said” Dalton said hystericaly
students laugh.
“Kids, that is not funny” Ms. Krause said.
YES IT IS all kids would think. but half would say.
note at bottom says white:student yellow:teacher
FAIL!
I thought the detention was stupid. Then I read the comments…:/
how do you get detention by saying what your friend said to you last night?
The reason this is a FAIL is because the detention was to be served DURING LUNCH. That’s a light slap on the wrist — as if Dalton was going to go somewhere else!
White Student and Asian Teacher. No wonder….
STUDENT WINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! :O
did everyone fail to notice how the parents would be contacted? all he has to do is delete their email…