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Why won’t it let me say first?
Because you’re supposed to actually say something!
mop top ^^
I think this product was named after this moppet.
It won’t let u say first?
..they’ve banned “first” posts? HAHAHAHAHA! WIN!
oh there IS still justice in this world.
Sweet, sweet justice….
Hey, how come the failblog can do it and all those big shot websites can’t?
Win for Failblog, fail for the rest!
Because you are a stupid child without a mop?
That’s a rather sweeping statement, isn’t it?
Well, he had to fill the vacuum.
Second!
Your comment should be banned too.
Agreed.
*sign, sign, pass*
sounds good.
*stop, yield, pass*
*pass,tackle,FAIL*
*punt, kick, pass*
*pass, scribble, pass*
*duck, cover, evaporate*
*wash, rinse, repeat*
*fold, spindle, mutilate*
*wonders how many people know what a spindle is; or what the duck, etc. was referring to*
*Stop, drop, roll*
wats the point of saying first, second, ect.
So that people know they were the first or second to post! DUH.
LMAO agreed.
LOL! WIN best comment of the year
I have really hairy legs, am female, and have NO desire to make a “first” post.
Then, I am also not femme or str8, so I’m a “special snowflake”. A gay one.
Bullwinkle… Only stupid children, like this mop say first.
You are like a rocky scientist.
its funny because it says stupid child which doesnt make sense as a product name.
Stupid child spills drink. Efficiency-Mop to the rescue!
Stupid child posts, “First!”. Handle of Efficiency-Mop to the rescue!
platoboi?
But not funni.
He’s new on the job.
We should hold a Symposium to decide what to do.
How Republic-an!
I agree.
Seeing as how our democratic republic can’t have a civil dialogue, I agree, too!
Hooray for dictators! Hail the Moomin, ruler of the earth!
Let’s just hope no one creates a Philebus-ter.
If the voters were better educated, the ineffectual politician would be Phaedrus.
Aye… but instead, we get stuck on Palin (but Palin’s not stuck on USA).
That might Ion out some problems, but instead we end up with a poor Apology for a Statesman.
*squeezes AferVentus for the effort*
Laws-a-mercy, that was a good one.
I tried reading Φαίδρος once, but it was all Greek to me.
*bends shotgun barrel back at Macavity’s face*
*gives up on a Platonic pun-run*
*gives Macavity a pitying look and walks away*
*plays funeral march*
*squeezes the long-absent gaynorvader!*
*squeezes back* College is insane this year! I haven’t talked to my family since Xmas!
Gaynorvador! *squeeze!*
Eh, der!
*squeeze* I’ll forgive you AA!
Fanks!
You saw some filly in a bustier?
Foreign guy who taught Peter sarcasm?
Coming soon to a store near you.
Hopefully. We are in desperate need of this.
I suspect that this is a translation failure. The word for “sponge” might also mean “stupid” and “mop” might also mean “child”, so sponge mop becomes stupid child.
In which languange?
It’s interesting that in English children are sometimes called “moppets” not sure if that has anything to do with it though.
I suspect this has more to do with “muppets” (UK sense) than “moppets”.
rhubarb.
you’re awesome!
similarly – efficiency mop could also mean evil child
Or voodoo child?
don’t forget the “stupid child” time out chair and broom handle
Honey, have you seen my stupid child?
Now, hurry along, mops. You’ll be late for school!
Ah, school. My teachers learned me good.
Maybe it’s supposed to be motivational — telling children that if they remain stupid, they will end up as janitors.
(Apologies to actual janitors…we need you!)
I see this place hasn’t gotten any smarter.
thanks for your contribution, duh
You’re welcome.
Well, it IS the Failblog. If it got too smart, it would be a Failblog Fail.
Get a stupid kid to do the cleaning for you.
don’t, they’ll make an even bigger mess.
Soooooo… get a bigger mop!
I don’t have kids but I would call this a WIN!
Tv commercials for this product must be hilarious.
“…if you call now we’ll give you two stupid children for the price of one!”
… and these Ginsu knives
“…and if you are one of the 20 first callers, we will include an idiotic kid for free!”
That is just to damn funny!!! =)
Life is housework is much easier with a stupid child to help you
“After I’m done with my Stupid Child, I can relax on my Fat Boy.”
But you seem more like a Soft Tail.
I’m Your Stupid Child.
I’m Your Stupid Naked Child.
I’m Your Stupid Helpless Child.
I’m Ashamed Of What I Am.
I Like The Way That Feels.
I Like The Way That Burns Me.
I Like The Way That Dulls Me.
I Like The Way That Cuts Me Down.
I’m Your Stupid Child.
I’m Your Stupid Child.
Nah, being naked is nothing to be ashamed of, and childhood is a temporary state. As for being stupid, if you realize you’re stupid then you’re a lot smarter than some people I know!
Ooooooooh WEEEEEEEEEE!
thats a win not a fail
absolutely
not.
Since when did Engrish count as a Fail?
I don’t understand how this is a fail… It’s a win without a doubt. Lots of people could use this!!!!!!!!
I think a stupid child condom might be a lot more effective.
I’m not sure of too many kids that use condoms…but whatever
It’s a dust broom, not a mop!
Stupid package designer!
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Magic fairies
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Since there is no one visible about and I am once again bored, IT’S JOKE TIME!!
In honor of Valentines day I shall not do my usual chicken jokes. No. I shall do turkey jokes. After all there will be many an individual on that first date tonight that shall behold a real turkey. So here we go.
How do you make a turkey float?
Get two scoops of ice cream, add some root beer and a turkey.
Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
Because he was a gobbler.
Why did the turkey join a band?
He had the drumsticks.
What do turkeys use to clean themselves ?
They use “feather dusters”.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: “Quack, quack, quack!”
And finally:
Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A: I’ll let you know next week!
How can you fly like an eagle when your jokes are about turkeys??
Q: What did the eagle say to the turkey hunter?
A: “Quack, quack, quack!”
Sorry. It just doesn’t work.
COYOTE!!!
*squeezity-squeezy-squeeze*
Thanks for the card. You are SUCH a sweetie!
I am going to try this for the fourth and last blasted time!
There! Was that so bleeding hard?
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Did you hear about the turkey that failed as a comedian? Everytime she told a joke she laid an egg.
Wait, I don’t get it, are we supposed to mop up the stupid children?!?
Leaking Grandma or sick dog could have been alternatives …
Grüße aus freiburg
Yes Jacob, this specifically for moping stupid children! I need the stupid adult version for some of my friends!
Oh good! Then in that case, I’m not doing it wrong *phew*
The child for the fail above could had used this one.
Total Mop Fail! The steam mop works much better – in fact the best of all other mops!
first
see it works
Oh and…
WIN not FAIL
(g) (f) (x) (z) (p) (b) (d) (t) (@) (i) (#) (s)
nah, there's got to be a better way than this!
CoolCryEmbarassedFoot in mouthFrownInnocentKissLaughingMoney mouthSealedSmileSurprisedTongue outUndecidedWinkYell
:Cool:
:Embarassed: :Foot inmouth : :Frown: :Innocent: :Kiss: :Laughing: :Money: :mouth: :Sealed: :Smile: :Surprised:
:Tongue out : :Undecided: :Wink: :Yell:
That’s not really a complete list though.
:laughing: :money: :mouth: :sealed:
:undecided:
I guess these aren’t necessarily universal across cheezburger
This is funny! Mops for real american kids..
Certanly other kids in other countries can be stupid!
Like, for example in…err…um…can’t think of one…
Nevermind.
this is a mop you can use when your stupid child did something wrong.
absolutely a WIN!
Stupid child become stupid adult… mop floor for living.
great name for a mop..
great …