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Life is tough in the matrix.
“Your bed is a car…”
“Yeah, but it’s an effin sweet car.”
DAMN YOU!!! I was about to post the same exact thing. Best movie ever.
vrooom, vroom?
♫Macho macho man ….. I wanna be a macho man..♫
Hope that you have better luck than this twit.
*kisses coyote on the cheek*
Lucky coyote…he must have a car for a bed…
Or live in one…
Dear, dear. I seem to have become the object of your surgical like wit. What ever shall I do to defend myself?
nothing!! HAHAHAHA!!
LMAOOOO
“My roommates are gonna get me some new rims for Christmas”
“Who are your roommates your mom and dad?”
XD best movie ever and best comment Adfirmus
you never know what it’s gonna randomly generate next, chtulhu? not again…
Needs more green screen.
*paints Arthur’s screen green*
There! No thanks necessary.
Uh-oh! You all look sick now. Is everything okay?
That’s my Cheshire cat impersonation.
That’s a great impression!
No it isn’t.
Shut up! You have no taste!
That’s rich from someone wearing a cap with a green flag.
How dare you! It’s a lovely hat!
If by lovely, you mean “appealing to colourblind people”, then yes, it is lovely
Hey, I’m not the one with the ridiculously big blue bow tie and red trousers up to his chest.
Yes you are.
SHUT UP!
Is that you, Garry from London?
See nickies in the comments beginning:
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/#comment-783876
and responding to:
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/#comment-783857
I don’t think any of your doubles / clones was present, BFF.
BFF, why are you still in Christmas mode?
It’s okay, I just wondered. Cuz everyone I know would, like, kill for Spring to be here. Like, me, too. Most of all. Ya know? So your avatar is, like, kinda offensive. But please don’t be offended, ‘k?
What if you gave him a blue screen?
Then you get the inverse matrix A^-1 –> {=MINVERSE($a$1:infinity)}
That’s what he gets for using Windows.
start him up, oh baby baby start him up. …
♫ Come to my Windows ♫
Hissssssss on Macs.
I’t pretty obvious that that isn’t his bed, he wouldn’t even fit!
Looks like there’ another bed in the bottom right corner. Still funny though.
Just waiting for lil brother to get home. Gonna have a lil talk about keeping his grubby mitts off my stuff.
He curls up with the cuddly bears.
I’d curl up with him and his teddy bears. I think he’s cute and hot…
Thats how he lures you into a false sense of security, then next thing you know, you have a katana in your face.
It makes me wonder what kind of nightmare is going on in his bedroom that he took the picture with the racecar bed in the background. Does he have shelves full of my little ponies? Is his bed in the middle of a life size 1960′s Star Trek bridge?
And what about that wallpaper?
“I’ll show them how tough I am…right, Mr. Snuggles?”
Nobody understands me Mr. Snuggles.
*Sniff* What can I do about it Teddy?
But. . . mommy said I should ignore them.
Kill them!
Well, okay, if you say so Mr. Snuggles.
Suddenly I miss Mr. Cuddles!
*Chants*
Mr. Cuddles Mr. Cuddles Mr. Cuddles.
*Squeezes Dragon and Waits*
Cuddles! I summon thee! Appear!
Tom Waits?
*squeezes Dragon, Marius, Arthur, and Waits*
*hopes Tom sings “All The World Is Green” for Arthur*
Oops, I missed Mr. Waits. Sorry!
Yes, I have retained Mr. Waits of Tarrytown to hang on to my hat.
*Squeezes AA & AE*
*a lone Judy sits in a silent room, after everyone else has long gone, waiting in vain for the very-missed Mr. Cuddles to appear, knowing very well that he will appear only in our memories…but still hoping…*
*sits quietly next to Judy waiting for Mr. Cuddles*
*falls asleep, leans against AA*
*snores rather loudly*
*puts Snore Kitty strip on Judy’s cute shnozzberry*
And I miss Mr. Floppy! ^^
Viagra might bring him back to you. …
…temporarily.
What you can’t tell from the picture is those teddy bears’ heads are sliding slowly, diagonally off their shoulders. They don’t even realize yet that he has killed them with his awesomeness! Yet, he has time to pose.
ZA would probably like your avatar…
OTOH, skulls in that condition tend to lack the contents that appeal to the aforementioned gentlezombie.
LOL she has 8 nipples…. like a dog or stuff
not funny
I thought it was.
ikr
It’s a “he” not a “she.”
Then “he’ll” need a knife that big to remove the foreskin from his head.
he’ll need a kife to remove the forehead from his skin.
Awww… who’s a tough boy? Who’s a tough boy? Yeeees, you are a tough boy!
*cuddles*
Did you finish your homework?
Yes mom.
Did you clean your room?
Yes mom.
Alright you can go out and play, but be in by nine.
Aw come on mom! All the other ninjas get to stay out late.
Do you want to make it eight?
You never let me do anything! I hate you!
He can’t wait until he makes enough money delivering pizzas to move out of his parents’ house.
Don’t diss the pizza delivery boys, AA.
Do you have video filming outside your door??
He’s the baby sitter caught by a secret camera…
This is a fail even if there were no background. What a clown.
If getting teddys will make me tough then..
his “roomates” are going to get him a cb radio so he can talk to other car beds. it should be sweet
Men suffer from PMS too.
Pretending to be Macho Studs.
Who’s he, then? Is he any relation to the Berkshire Studs or their cousins from Boston?
He’s one of the mean girls from south hadley.
I fear for the teddies. Someone save the teddies!!!
“Mr. Jingles says you were mean to him. Apologize or die.”
Kirk Van Houten: ” I sleep in a racecar…do you? ”
Homer Simpson: ” I sleep in a bed with my wife. “
No, you’ve got it all crabbed.
This is the photo he left pinned to the door of Little Johnny’s room, waiting for him when he got home from school that day.
He left one pinned to his Mom’s room, of him naked and oiled up and wearing a fireman’s helmet, but that case is being tried separately.
There can be only one, teddy!
(Besides…he keeps hogging the racecar bed!)
That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.
Five point palm … technique ?
five point sword technique works better.
Mom! Billy chopped the heads off my teddy bears again…
I sleep in a racecar bed, do you sleep in a race car?
I sleep in a big bed with me Wife.
- The Simpsons
Sweet, you’re #2!
Let’s see how many more recognize where that caption came from
I actually put that without reading the caption. Then I realized fail blog has already made the reference. Oh well..
Rofl hasha
Sneaking out to another teddy bear’s picnic? I don’t think so!
Bearah Connor?
Your cool has been terminated….
*beeeeeeeeeeeeep
Oh come on… Give the guy a break, what guy wouldn’t love sleeping in a race car bed… that’s arguably too small for him… ok, it’s a fail… I give. Dude, srsly… you gotta build your own bed to be truly macho.
Kinky outfit.
I’d say he would have to be at least somewhat macho to wear that outfit outdoors when it shows so clearly the rainbow tattoo on his shoulder. Perhaps that was the fail. I bet his boyfriend likes it though.
Simpsons reference WIN!
I was going to mention teddy bears but it seems as though people beet me too ti
I’m surprised, that big red arrow pointing straight at them makes them tough to notice!
It’s the Bad Idea Bears.
The worst one is AIDS bear.
It’s a Wesley Snipes tribute.
“Gay Blade.”
Van Houton? Like Milhouse? Or is it supposed to be Van Helsing, the monster killing guy?
Or maybe Van Houton is a better title…
This is the best fail i have ever seen ( which isn’t a video)
He’s the babysittetr!
*babysitter*
typing w/ my gloves on again
Cool!
So beautiful, so cute >3
When will people learn that badass/sexy/professional pictures are best taken in front of a BLANK WALL. C’mon people, your house has gotta have at least one, even if you have to use a hallway door.
His “butch” is like used toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his genuine-faux “No, really, I am Neo” shoes. The only way he could look any gayer would be to actually have a d1ck in his mouth.
You are in his mouth; or is it the other way around?
Why? Are you looking for some weiners, Sauer Kraut?
nabs, use ur head this is his brothers room oh noes
van houten? where’s the blue hair then???
Kirk: I sleep in a racing car! Do you? >:D
Homer: I sleep in a bed with my wife.
Kirk: Oh… D:
anybody know what films does he have there? i think there are some harry potter ones
Douchebag win?
Not to mention he got cuddles around his room..
Now let’s give him a break. You have to grow up fast in a world over run by zombie ninjas. One day you’re sleeping in your racecar bed cuddling with Mr. Snuggles. The next you’re seeking out a wizard to give you a magic growth & fighting formula because the zombie ninjas ate your parents and you want REVENGE!
Oh ok jamisings ,time for your medicine.LOL
What? Zombies are in around here. Me, I prefer vampires. (Non-sparkly, please. More hard core like Lucien LaCroix from Forever Knight.) But everyone else here likes zombies. I’m just trying to fit in!
EMO
Mr.Macho ? More like Mr.Fluffy
Alt cocalar?
i believe he actually just finished slaying the kid
So it is anti-macho to have a kid?
“But-but mama told me teddy beard and race car beds are macho. :’(“
Aw, dude… where do I even begin?
It’s pretty clear, from some of the visible age in the kid’s face, shape of his arms and shoulders, and just his HEIGHT, he probably got the photo taken from a sibling’s bedroom. I’m willing to bet he’s at least 14-15.
You can’t get a 15 year old to sleep comfortably in a car bed, unless they were a little person.
Captioning fail. Teddy bears are named after Teddy Roosevelt, one of the manliest men to ever man in America. He took a cub under his wing after he shot its mother and kept it at the white house. The stuffed teddy bear is a comfort that captures the hearts of women and children – like a real man should be. So, the “macho fail” is in the wallpaper and looking like a twelve year old girl with a bad haircut, not the teddy bears. JMO
Oh, and the car. The car is a macho fail too.
a bio-hazard tattoo is a hanky code for: has aids, looking for other aids to hook up
either that or he wants a hot encounter in a hazmat suit.
buba® sleeps under a bridge.
So do think the tattoo is real?
Unfortunately, it has enough bleed to be the work of a scratcher.
lol. nothing says macho like teddies and a race car bed.
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
I don’t know about you guys, but that car bed is totally macho.
I reserve the right to arm bears!
..I don’t think people gave you any credit for how clever that actually was.
Kudos.
Agreed. It went right by me.
Stuff the car bed. That guy is one of the hottest guys I have ever seen!
Matrix or sado-masochist? The bears look very afraid.
I remember back in the day when I slept in cars. But I didnt have a huuuuuge ass sword in my hand.
he’s also holding the sword by the blade, a definite ninja no-no (unless of course the blade is completely dull, which would fit this character)
I like the green dragon in the background
How much do racecar beds cost in the matrix, anyway?
i guess you “grandma`s boy” too?
Man he needs some rims for that!
I don’t know if anyone else noticed, but that katana is fake. Not fake as in not made of metal and sharp, but it was cheaply mass-molded by a Chinese manufacturer for the Americans.
The blade wasn’t folded like a real katana which is why the blade looks so frail. And to make it worse, the habaki and tsuba were simply tacked-on and the wrapping on the tsuka is clearly made of a cheap plastic.
Way to fail it even harder by posing with a suck-ass weapon. I mean, a kitchen knife is better than that garbage in his hand.
lolz that would have been more funny if it was bush
the arrow should point to his substandard tattoo
He has no clue of katanas. He even holds it in the wrong hand..
Hard fail.
Isnt that Chester from Linkin Park?! Guess the tour schedule must have some gaps
hes looking for the transtinium transfunctioner whos awesome power is only exceeded by its mystery
It’s hilarious that he took that picture in a kid’s bedroom but that doesn’t take away from how freaking hot that guy is.
I would think being a total douche would probably take away from how hot he is. Then again, you’re fat, wearing a three wolf moon shirt and from Arkansas so the bar is probably way lower for you.
I actually found him kinda hot… He reminds me of someone…
he looks like a douche
Phresno? is that you?
This is implying that having a race car bed isn’t macho. I beg to differ.
Juan was dressed for auditions, before he learned that the Village People were not going to add a Ninja to the lineup.
What I want to know, is why it looks like he’s wearing some sort of pvc/rubber fetish outfit and carrying a sword…unless… theres a bizzarre fetish for stabbing things while wearing rubber.
He’s gonna kill us, like a narval D:
or, he wants to protect his bears ._.
or he works in Ninja-Matrix Bear Protection Corp.
O a lo mejor es subnormal y punto.
Ei gent, soc Català !!! xDD
How precious. Teddy bears and a racecar bed. Is he a big boy now?
maybe he wasn’t home
)
I have a brown belt in judo and I can’t leave the house without making sure my bears are sitting up with a blanky around them and with a view of the street. What are you trying to say?
Brown belt doesn’t sound like black belt to me. Go finish up your training and then you can carry teddy bears around with nobody laughing. They probably still will though.
The fail is worse with this pile of video games.. He’s not tough, he just think he’s in some of his VG.
i hope you guys know he is a highly ranked marine
Did he receive the “Purple Teddy” award?
now he just needs to blow up the car
Thanks for the good writeup. It in truth was a amusement account it. Look advanced to far delivered agreeable from you! By the way, how can we keep in touch?
oh my god what a funny boy:))))