Happy Valentine’s Day Failers!
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Happy Valentine’s Day Failers!
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roflz
the roflcopter goes swaswaswaswas
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Makes you actually wanna rofl out loud on the floor!
I see they don’t have the one where she slapped him!
Typical Failbloggers are bitterly single… this video is necessary to sooth their anger with life and their lack of a better half
You just failed.
You said “Makes you actually wanna rolling on the floor laughing out loud on the floor!”
No, no it doesn’t.
no it goes vrooom meow bark bark vawhoosh
my first ever! aren’t i so ashamed!
only a matter of time till this page is filled with off topic discussion, best to leave it all behind and never press f5
what are you talking about? conversations on failblog or other failblog owned websites are always irrelevant to the actual picture!
i know that, i just like to hypocritically point out the inevitable
CHEESECAKE TASTES GOOD!
I LOVE CHEESECAKE!!
I like turtles.
I like Waffles
You have fine, fine taste.
Besides, there are really only so many ON topic things one can say about ANY fail.
i just realized i havent even said anything ON topic yet, lolz
I might suggest, that if you intend to continue posting comments, you might want to try capital letters when and where applicable, if only to avoid getting harassed about it multiple times.
I think it’s unreasonable to criticize grammar and punctuation online.. In the end, all that really matters is clarity and not correctness.
Not really. Using (or trying to use) proper grammar shows respect to both the persons(s) you are communicating with and to yourself as well. Taking the time to do so is greatly appreciated here.
Howz ’bout us folk that t’ain’t no goods at grammer?
*hands Johnny grammar primer*
Study hard, now!
Not to mention that awareness of conventional grammar and spelling opens up to the user of a language a whole field of potential for play on and with those conventions. The “Eye Halve a Spilling Chequer” rhyme, for example, is only funny to people who can recognize the multiple deviations from conventional orthography.
If you prefer, I could convey my comments in a more formal style of online communication.
*applauds*
Well done.
We are happy to acquiesce to your suggestion.
*snerk!*
It was indeed a supremely felicitous intimation.
All I was suggesting was that proper capitalization be used. Proper grammar is always appreciated as well.
Granted, there are times when silliness is used for emphasis, and that too is encouraged.
It is possible to have fun and not be … formal, as you put it.
i will talk all in leet speak for my pursuit of irritating you!
Since I won’t understand it, I won’t read it.
4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h 3-pwn3d n008 1 h4z t3h 600d 5p31 & 1 3-PWN3D U 2W1C3!!!
8u7 d0 u h4z ch33zbur93r?
1 7h1nk n07!
if anything this website is the best place to care less about anything, however i am at a loss in terms of creative comments
Which hole are you on now LGB? I’ll join you at the 19th.
*glug glug glug*
Granny’s on the back nine, I presume?
Aw. True love.
VD sucks anyways…. too much ointments involved….
nvm 5th…
i’m sorry, guys!
Sorry for what, abomination of /b/?
sorry for getting the first comment (go check). even though getting the first comment automatically makes you fail
almost first
That’s kind of sad to be honest, haha. I hope those poor men do not follow failblog, jeez. Must burrnnn.
actually i was just on the failblog site, went to page 2 and saw that the last picture on page 1 is new the top picture on page 2, went back to page 1 and there was a new post and i was like SW33T!!!
Wat.
Many fine examples of why one should propose in a more private setting.
My heart actually hurt a bit watching those rejections . . .
I heard that last one was set up by someone at that basketball game. But idk if I should listen to possible trolls.
The last one, if I remember correctly, is from a beer ad.
At least 3 of the “rejected proposals” were faked by sporting groups or their sponsoring radio stations. Both people involved in each situation were actors. They’ve admitted it. Sorry, but that’s a fail on you, Fail Blog.
How romantic!
♫ Wise men say
only fools rush in,
but I can’t help
failing in love … ♫
I call fake. Those were all obviously photoshopped.
There there.
I’m sure he meant cake, not fake.
What I don’t understand is, why is it a problem if it’s fake. I’m not on here looking for authenticity. I’m looking for humor. I just want to laugh. I don’t really care what’s making me laugh.
*tickle*
*squeeze*
*superFridaysqueeze*
Where ya’ been all day, lil’ mush-meister?
*superDEAFsqueeze*
Four proposals and a funereal pace.
From what I could tell, they were doomed anyway.
*mutters at blogmonster*
*ahem*
From what I could tell, they were doomed anyway.
*mutters at blogmonster some more*
I find your grammar very offensive. What kind of person types “stoopid”, the correct spelling is obviously stupid, stupid.
Hey now OMFGitsthatGUY play nice duude.
See my comment further up the page, I do address the use of silliness.
“…what a maroon…what an ignoranimus.”
- Mel Blanc (as Bugs Bunny)
Don’t forget idjit!
Here Avis, some helium balloons with swear words in them let them go.
Who changed the vote buttons?
The “notify me of follow-up comments” checkbox has gone too. Mailboxes everywhere will be breathing a sigh of relief.
Good thing I’ve got a date tonight and won’t be here!
G’night folks! See you tomorrow!
*leaves squeezes for failfriends*
ah yes, i thank you for unintentionally reminding me that all good things must come to end, you will not hear of me for a long time, but when u see my name you will remember, i have no date so i must attend a social gathering that will impair our abilities to choose a mate based on physical apeal, it will be a good night, buh bye
You know, pretending to speak in an intelligent manner really, really doesn’t work when you don’t have the mental capacity to do it. So don’t do it. You’ll only dig yourself into a deeper hole.
What if you like holes? You an grow things in em.
lol i’m not pretending to, i honestly could care less and it’s pretty obvious that i’m an idiot
*saves one of the squeezes for later*
*squeeze*
Man. WOMEN!!! They say they want a commitment, but then… POW!!! Right in the kisser!! The lesson here: Never try.
Or just don’t try in front of an audience while cameras are filming?
Wait….that would mean the end of Failblog as we know it…
Never mind….carry on boys!
No, they simply do not wish to commit to *you*.
I thought that last proposal (the one at the Rockets game) was staged?
Thats what I heard too. Someone I know was @ the basketball game.
Valentine’s Day is a silly holiday.
1. GTFO!
2. Multifail
3. Should have been the one where the turtle go back into their shells
*turtles
sexy
The bride falling in the water was funny…
Yes. She thought so, too.
WOW – mädels können rennen – motivation ist alles
I have a book called “I Killed.” It’s a collection of stories from various comedians (and Carlos Mencia) about their experiences on the road. Patton Oswalt has a story about a customer who wanted to propose to his girlfriend during the show, so he did, and she turned him down…and Patton had to continue with his act.
Every time I follow this video, it tries to give my computer a virus… still funny, though.
LOL ROAWRAAAARWRRROAAWWW!!
Of course the Houston Rockets one was completely staged and acknowledged by the Rockets front office staff. The rest was very funny, especially the wedding.
ma amuza f. mult,sunteti cei mai buni!
Best. Movie. Ever.
Comment win!
1:11 I’d jump into the pool and have my wedding there.
100th!
awwwww… poor guys
you almost feel sorry for them.
/FIRST?
As funny as the second proposal is, its sadly fake…
http://quest-news.whereilive.com.au/lifestyle/story/footyshow-proposal-a-hoax/
they should’ve replaced the sound for the failblog.org thingy, make it sing ‘Faaaail-bloooog-dot-oooorrg’…
I love reading these threads.
LUL the turle can’t get it up. XD
Its hard for them to say no when your the only one with the key to their basement…
After watching this, my life doesnt seem so bad after all. Oh wait, it fails..
Popping the question in front of a crowd is a really asshat thing to do. Its like you’re not confident enough that they will accept, so you have to corner them hoping that they will think they have to. When I see that I don’t think ‘romantic’. I think ‘what an ass’.
Or just be able to read your relationship a little better.
proposal: epic bail
nice valentine’s day special
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I like pie!!!!
It’s videos like this that make me think saying, “If you ever propose to me, don’t do it in public!” is totally appropriate on a first date. D: