
Submitted by: Carlise i think via Oddly Specific
Talk about the need to walk on eggshells. Anyone else feel like we’re taking this whole “no more hurt feelings” thing a little too far?
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Submitted by: Carlise i think via Oddly Specific
Talk about the need to walk on eggshells. Anyone else feel like we’re taking this whole “no more hurt feelings” thing a little too far?
Don’t be ridiculous. It’s not about hurt feelings, it’s about being physically attacked. It’s hardly a “wtf?”.
If you have to try really hard to misinterpret something, then it probably doesn’t belong here.
Also known as the Tattletale Button.
okay! that’s it! where’s my button!!
@Fred
Don’t be ridiculous? It’s a fucking HUMOR website. If you have to tear apart a post because you don’t think it’s funny, then YOU probably don’t belong here.
I had one of those under the desk when I was a receptionist, but luckily never needed it. The one I needed (but didn’t have) would have administered Listerine. There was always at least one visitor whose breath qualified as a weapon of mass destruction.
Hey, Dexter. What does this button do?
so…. is this that button that you tell everyone not to push?
Maybe the button launches a personal attack on someone else…
Contrary to common understanding, this button is for use when you’re about to launch a personal attack against someone. If it’s impersonal, you need not press the button.
We have one of those. It’s not labelled as such, but it’s there. I haven’t had to press it yet, but it either has a direct line to the cop shop or opens up a pit directly under the customer’s feet and drops them into a pit lined with bones where a killer rabbit’s waiting. I’m hoping for the latter, personally.
I could use one of these buttons! I never have good comebacks in the heat of the moment. My button would summon Janeane Garofalo so she could tear the other person down for me.
I need this at work 10 times a day.
Back in 4th grade, I could have used this at school!
When you press this button, my mother-in-law jumps out of the back and starts berating you on your clothes and life choices.
Wait, Music-chan, you need a button for that?
I keep telling ‘em it’s nothing personal, just business. Ya think they listen?
LOL, Music-chan yours was the best reply, very funny. thanks for the chuckle!
this button is the only recourse i have to belittle you. . . . . . then my little asian monk comes outta this little house and clanges a huge bell for 10 seconds ! ! !
well.. i personally think that button will launch a Laser-Shooting-Fin-Funnels (Gundam stuff) to person who youre totally pissed off…
but it’s PINK!
If you can get to it before he finishes pulling down your pants.