There are none so blind as those who refuse to see. In a round-about sort of way, this applies to the folks who refuse to comprehend the meaning of “rewind”.
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You can’t keep me down with your rules!
*rips down sign, kicks gate open wide*
Stick it to The Man! Yeah!
*dives into Cuddle Puddle*
*SKA-WEEZES all the failpeeps*
No lie. This is my boyfriend’s cousin. I was so starstruck at the first family reunion I went to.
This video was a legend in my family BEFORE I was even with my boyfriend.
I can do without all the commercials at the ends of the videos… Like Cheezburger Network isn’t making enough money from all the ads on each page already.
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ringing the bell…is that what the kids are callin’ it these days?
What do you mean these days? They even made a song about it back in the 70′s.
Are you talking about my dinga-ling again?
Actually, someone further down sang it for us.
ring my bell
vvv
My favorite Fail ever! Finally it made it into the friday rewind
my favourite fail is where you die
That’s funny, cause my favorite fail is when I kick your f-ing ass!!
HAHAHA!
Idiot.
yah, Anita Ward’s “Ring My Bell”; love that song, lol
this clip is so-o old …
No joke. I didn’t even have to see the video still to know what the clip was going to be.
*makes check in log book*
*sigh*
I know. I was going to explain it, but it gets tiresome week after week.
*squeezes the fairest of them all*
There are none so blind as those who refuse to see. In a round-about sort of way, this applies to the folks who refuse to comprehend the meaning of “rewind”.
You don’t rewind DVD’s silly.
Now you tell me!! I just spent $928.00 on a special DVD rewinder. *sigh*
Sheesh.. I just paid a $1.5 fine for not rewinding my rented DVD.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t see a DVD here.
… and it wasn’t that good to start with!
omg
Work it! Work it! (tears laughing)
I literally cried as well.
Oooo — a “Powered By” on the Friday rewind!
Don’t see Malfeasant much anymore…
Toot my horn?
Shake hands with Mr. Happy?
Tweet the bird?
Fish without line?
Straighten the snake?
Collapse the uorse?
Polish the pipe? ^h?
Flog the log?
Spank the Monkey?
Craft the parrot?
Choke the chicken?
Stroke the Id?
Buffing the bishop?
Be your own best friend?
Do battle with the purple helmeted warrior of love?
Hugging your own tree?
Pet the one-eyed snake?
Beat thy meat?
Play pocket pool?
C-c-c-c-combo just kidding, bash the bishop?
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
PIE FLAVOR!
Blow out the brains of Charles The Bald?
*Snickers*
My favorite is still; shaking hands with the unemployed.
Choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come.
Scour the tower of power.
Twiddling the fiddle.
*skips into post*
*replaces ‘o’ with ‘u’*
*erases ‘e’*
*skips out of post*
Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnzzzzz?
Pleasuring the Pope?
vaxing the gun?
C-C-C-C-C-C- COMBO BREAKER!!!
What a ding-dong.
♫ You can ring my b-e-l-l ♫
♫ Ring my bell ♪
♪These bells were made for ring, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days these bells are going to ring all over you. ☺
♫I’ve got big……….bells, You’ve got big……….bells.♪♫
♪My, dinga-ling.
Oh my dinga-ling.
Won’t you play with my dinga-ling?♪
I thought it was your ding-a-ling? All this time you’ve been lying to me? Calling it a dinga-ling behind my back?!?
*stomps off in anger*
♪♫ I like big bells, and I cannot lie. You other ringers can deny….♪♫
♪ I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring
And when he told me what my number was
I got a ding-a-ling ♫
Needs more cowbell.
*snorkroffle*
***Friday snuggles for a certain little birdie!***
*squeeze!*
Sounds like someone has a fever.
Please get out of my head, LGB — unless you’re there to scoop out the migraine & “donate” it to someone else.
But I like it there!
*kicks migraine to the curb*
*moves in beanbag and fluffy pillows*
*makes comfy bed*
*turns around in circles*
*tucks tail*
*lies down gently*
Poor NS kitty.
*Dims lights*
*Turns down failblog volume*
*Gets kitty to rest on couch and coves with snuggly blanket*
*Tiptoes out of room*
*Quietly places r ^*
*runs in takes a pic and runs out to develop it*
Hmmm…. I have a nice warm fuzzy feeling on one side of my head.
Me likey!
Here is a pic of you.
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♫Clang, clang, clang went the trolley
Ding, ding, ding went the bell
Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings as we started for Huntington Dell…♫
The mascot of Notre Dame.
To the Victor Hugo the spoils.
He who laughs longest is The man who laughs his head off.
*Squeeze*
You kind of have to appreciate someone that puts that much of himself into his “work”.
Yes, he appears to be making a good fist of it.
It looks like he’s enjoying it just a wee bit too much.
I can’t really see the video, this computer has issues. Issues that will hopefully be cleared up on Monday, when the Geek Squad comes in.
A gentleman enthusiastically rings a ships bell, at a Navy football game, in a position that looks like he is not using the clapper.
♪ Clap on
Clap off
Clap on
Clap off
The clapper! ♫
When why are you even commenting, dumbass?
Ah, stroking the ol’ bell-end.
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*Stares at sign*
*Cuts to front* :p
*pushes Qwaz out of the way*
No cuts buster!!
*Lands directly in puddle*
Thanks for the assist!
You can’t keep me down with your rules!
*rips down sign, kicks gate open wide*
Stick it to The Man! Yeah!
*dives into Cuddle Puddle*
*SKA-WEEZES all the failpeeps*
*waits in queue*
*stares at ceiling*
*taps foot*
*whistles tunless tune*
*Runs in*
*Picks up LGB*
*Jumps into cuddle puddle*
*Splashes cuddles at other failpeeps*
~Great!~ Now I’m wet AND I have The Girl from Ipanema stuck in my head too!!
*flits off in a snit*
*realizes I’m missing the puddle*
*tucks tail between legs and humbly goes back to splash into puddle*
Sorry all. Rough week from hehockeysticks.
Carlito Tevez scalp!!!!
So he’s supposed to be ringing a bicycle bell, but it looks as if he’s masturbating.
Somebody please email me when it’s time to start laughing.
Can’t, I don’t know (Nor care to know) your email address.
I got a 3 year old that could have done that
You got a three-year-old? Where did you get him?
Was he new? Was he
usedpre-owned? Was he donated?fapfapfap
No lie. This is my boyfriend’s cousin. I was so starstruck at the first family reunion I went to.
This video was a legend in my family BEFORE I was even with my boyfriend.
really? does he live next to the mcdonalds selling “anus burgers?” it’s a great story, but…..
looks like this dude is hidden himself masturbating and it clearly he is Gay!
You misspelt ‘God’.
Did you notice what it looks like he’s doing behind there?
*facepalm*
this is by far the best video ive seen on failblog
He certainly looks excited)))))
that dude looks sooo creepy
What’s that “love making song” called that they play halfway through? Does anyone happen to know what it’s called? : P
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
repost.
His hand blocked the clapper hitting the bell! No wonder the bell was silent!
whats that song called?
I can do without all the commercials at the ends of the videos… Like Cheezburger Network isn’t making enough money from all the ads on each page already.
As I pick myself up off of the floor from laughing I realize: I NEED SOME EYE BLEACH.
Did the bell die?
haha his face tells the whole story
ha ha ha i always sat on the stands behind the guys doing that
so i never noticed how funny it looks like!!
oh silly saddle tramps!!!
Can I join him?
Oh gosh.. Thats the college from my town. So proud. So proud. Now I know why they have their own brand of std’s.
HE’S NOT THE BELL RINGER, HE’S THE BELL END RINGER!!!
funniest thing ever, i watched this like 10 times in a row laughing my head off
ringing the bell
)
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