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Tall men exit only.
No dwarfs allowed!
There’s an exit for dwarfs, it’s just hidden under the carpet.
Where do the dwarf ninjas exit?
Cat flap.
Where does it lead?
Outside through a squirrel den.
Ninjas are more afraid of you than you are of them.
Right next to the gnome farm.
the regular door?
It doesn’t matter their size… if they’re a ninja they will not be restricted to any sort of exit, in any location.
You have much to learn about the Ninja ways.
Ninjas can climb walls. no sweat.
and they can pass trough a glass breaking it…
Your stupid
STOP CALLING ME STUPID!
You a shiruken me, that is awesome.
Dojo think ninjas will use that exit?
Only if they have kata like jumping skills.
….and the Kihon them!
I think they’d need a sidekick to help them up there.
It’s very nice of them to include an exit filling our needs. Most places refuse to give us that service.
Agreed. Most of the time we have to make our own exit. Which isn’t a pretty sight.
can’t you just sue for racial discrimination then?
because all ninjas wear in black……. except those freaky american ninja movie……. errr…….. nevermind
i think i like you
Should I be dialling the poice now?
With a name like boob, I think would. Nothing says back the F down like a preemptive SWAT Team strike(of ninjas)!
But we have to account for the use of like, rather than love or hate, which would denote fascination in a positive or negative light. I think I will go with just being slightly un-nerved.
i think i love you
Houston…..we have a problem!
*squeeze*
Dallas time you said that it was only a girl scout with a trefoil.
Amarillo supposed to believe that?
Luckenbach on it, the whole incident seems pretty outlandish.
On my honor
I will try…
*runs for her life since she just broke the beginning of a pun run*
*gives Leila a Thin Mint*
No worries, sweetie. We can just start a cookie run if you like.
I just earned my badge!!
Foiled again!
Some pun-runs were meant to be broken.
Tell that to Dragon and AA. They always send me to the PunRunBreakerNaughtyCorner.
Yeah, but we’re talking about Texas here…
♪ The stars at night are big and bright . . . ♪
…so what am I so afraid of?..
Spiders? BarackNoPhobia?
The unknown? Loose Change?
Partridges!
♪ Hello, Ferme, here’s a song that we’re singin’ ♪
♪ C’mon get happy! ♪
*Grabs guitar*
♪ Hooray!♪
wow cool
10nth, that is a total win
wow i just failed on my own
What you don’t know is: You even would have failed if the number would have been correct and also if you would have spelled it correctly.
Dang, guess your right
That’s “correct”, not “right”.
Fine, you are correct
*stamps ‘B’ on Scholar’s comment*
*marks missing period with red pen*
dang
He missed a period? Can I be his agent?
Nah, i already took that job
Capitalize that ‘i’. ;D
More important, that’s “you’re”, not “your”.
SCNR
Can we get the CSI photo-manipulating team to enhance the photo so that we can read the sign by the non-ninja exit? What does it say?
I’ll try. No guarantees.
It says something like “most used route ___ the hall”
The 4th word SEEMS to be acess…
Wow, great work Grissom!
5th word “the”?
“More Used Books Across the Hall.”
Which is pretty funny, too.
Yes, if both signs where readable it would have been even more fun… …or would it be too much?
*!magines a$$ploding heads*
Probably.
Even more fail is there are booklets on “Spiritual Warfare” on the rack 0.0
Placed there by the ninjas?
Or for the employees, ’cause the only chance of defending yourself against a ninja is spiritual. Or having Chuck Norris around.
If you look in the hallway, there is a door. Through that door you can just see some boxes faintly on the right. Between those and the wall is as ninja-shaped object.
The guy in the glass door in the green shirt was later found dead, cliche’d to death by the ninja.
Really oh my gosh, is there going to be an investigation?
*snork*
What a terrible way to die!
But he still was lucky. There were those non-cliche killer hamsters waiting for him outside. Of course, dead is dead, but the embarrassment in the afterlife!
There is no discrimination in the afterlife against people who were killed by ninja hamsters.
People killed by flying toasters, on the other hand…
…..and falling vending machines.
Or the inability to refresh.
I had no idea that screen-saver was dangerous.
How embarrassing.
Am I the only one whos bored of this ninja ish? Seriously, if you’re older than 13 and think ninjas are cool, there must be something wrong with you.
Let’s see, hardworking, hardcore training, working class, incredible knowledge of anatomy, musculature and skills only achieved through huge amounts of study, practice and patience…and fighting overlords who believe their birth circumstances give them the right to dominate, kill and squash the rights of others. Yes, Yes they are cool. (I am 31 BTW)
And even if ninjas weren’t cool, I wouldn’t say that out loud. Who knows if there is one right behind me? Better to be safe than sorry.
*blows flour into shadows*
Nope, none here.
*wipes flour off white ninja suit*
*hears the sound of wiping*
You misspelled 13 k@.
*squeeze*
I wish I had. *sigh- then I could have an excuse!
*squeeze*
No excuse needed. Ninjas are awe-some.
*nods head in agreement*
Shock and awe was originally thought up by ninjas.
I meant an excuse for all of my inadequacies, ninjas are cool despite them!
ninjas r kool deal with it.
I just said that. *sigh
She asked for a 13, but they drew a 31?
You only say that to slander the competition, SuperJew
So, who do you think would win in the Pirate vs. Ninja saga?
Ahhh first day back to work after 4 snow days. You have to love being salary sometimes.
‘F’ word?
Oh hold on, welcome back!
I am on salary and I didn’t get any days off.
ceiling cat approves
Of Ninjas? Or the provision of a ninja-flap?
Ceiling Cat exit.
Heck yeah, I made failblog! I put that sign there!
I think you are mistaken. You see, I put that sign up just last week. Then I took the picture and submitted it to multiple websites in hopes of finding fame and fortune.
I thought I took the picture.
*waits for 3 seconds of fame*
Here is your 3 seconds of fame you two. You are great.. done moving on.
The best part about this picture is the location. This is a church! Look at the magazine rack: “What is a Spirituality? What is a Reformed Church?” Heck, these are evangelicals!
Run!!!
Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!
Evangelical Ninja? What could be worse?
evangelical? wait….. no.. oh no… GET OUT OF THERE ITS A PIRATE TRAP!! REAL NINJAS DONT NEED SIGNS!
I’m worse.
and all my life I tought that ninja are one of the best factors of coolness….. that, and learn European
and now, to find out that ninja awesomeness can be nullified with evangelicans teachings……… the horror!!!!
It is actually a Divinity School. We take classes on how to kick satan’s butt ninja style. Total spirituality win. Ninjas + Jesus = watch the heck out.
I am a ninja, but maaaybe I don’t want to use that exit..ok, I do..cause being a ninja is awesome…>_> Love my ninja awesomeness!!
{ding}
Pedobear entry only.
Ninjas AND Assassins’ Exit only! (If you’ve never played either Assassin’s Creed 1 or 2, you’d never get the “Assassins’” part)
Q: “What is Spiritual Warfare”?
A: “It’s Christians convincing themselves that by putting their hands together and talking out loud, they are somehow going to affect the real world.”
that dude must not be a ninja… or is he?
Amazing sense of humor (:! I wanto to work there now!
ninja exit win, or headcrab entrance fail?
ninja means a person trained in traditional japanies skill of fight and moving quality……so its shows organization efficency that they mk ninja in short tm…..lk watch show its only 3oclock…..and surety that anyone who came will gone out after learning
funny guys. I think this debate has sidetracked. The real question this picture raises is whether Ninjas should be offered equal rights. Places like this obviously do not want to deal with the fact that people don’t “learn” to be ninjas from TV. They are born Ninjas. We can’t keep letting them take their own lonely exits just because we don’t want to deal with them.
Good joke. The ninjas have not been popular for some time. Maybe it is the time to resurrect them
So thats where Yuffie got to…………
{ff7 forever!XD}
Bird Man Exit lol
Also, look at the books. One of them is called “Spiritual Warfare”.
That’s actually a fail because it’s a drop ceiling
Ninja jokes are not funny. Nor are star wars.
Awesome! |▓|]
Ninja exit is cool. But I think that is there for “ceiling cat” so he can spy on you!
That’s an epic win!
This is so clearly fake it’s not even funny.
Shouldn’t that be a ninja fail?
A real ninja would leave no trace of his comings & goings, so he or she would put the ceiling tile back in place.
I’m a ninja, believe me that ceiling up there, us ninjas are not so brave to take that exit; we rather walk the simple path. So in the picture you’re probably looking at a ninja about to walk through the door.
lol. They should have had a sign that read, “Ninja exit above. Retired ninja’s, please use the doorway.”
Great stuff.
Jim, you don’t fool me, you’ve probably seem me, every now and then I take the ninja exit.
dude then youre a terrible ninja if your seen, FAIL
I thought our society was past the ninja apartheid
Jim, you and I are so alike. End of debate. I’m Batman.
We had to replicate this for our office
So did! Everyone should do the same!
my dad couldnt stop loling after he saw this he only came in because i was loling so hard for 20 mins
Holy Shit!!! I have the same exact thing in my high school! In the middle of the hallway theres a ceiling tile mising and it says the same exact thing! WTF hahaha!!!
dude, i did this at ivy tech indianapolis, and it was all cool til my buddy put one on the restricted floor. then we got in trouble
You all fail for thinking this is real. It’s a shoop.
did you know you can buy real ninjas from ebay only 9,95