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Walmart was having a sale on air fresheners for your car.
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lol I want one please
ide rather pay a bit extra. You get what you pay for you know
Do they have any in strawberry?
Tuna only.
I prefer butterscotch!
yeayea
walmart dose it again do they even employ people that can read?
or spel rite?
I work there, depends on the pay grade, the higher you are the more retarded you have to be… because all the smart people leave before they get the experience to level up.
Or as the signage department would put it:
“walmart is a Carere, not jus ta johb”
I also work at Walmart and can verify this as being the truth.
i concur
before you talk about someone else, at least learn to spell correctly!!!
Try one you’ll never go back!
♪ Back in black, I hit the sack,
I’ve been too long, I’m glad to be back . . . ♪
Well that is only because once you go black we don’t want you back!
is that a $2 hoe in the background???
lol
That’s be great, but I think it says something about “Nylon,” it’s either that or “Ceylon.” Frack It’s hard to see.
Beyonce cost $0.50 to buy?
fiddy
Biddy!
Giddy!
ice cream velociraptor.
c-c-c-combo breaker!
Ugh, rhyme breaker…
Sh*tty.
You get 50 Cent’s girlfriend?
it doesn’t look like a candy shop at all!
it’s just an ex.
She’s just a girl!
No doubt!
I had no idea how much I need her.
dam…i got mine when it was $1.74
Take two, they’re cheap!
if i was racist id say “that’s a total rip off” but im not so im not gona say it
If i was truthful i would say “your a total douche” but im not so im not gonna say it.
If I was gay I’d be shopping for shoes online in another window right now. zappos.com ya’ll!
I dont get it… Is it an air refreshener that smells like an African American girlfriend?
Or there is missing punctuation?
What would it say with the punctuation?
Try it and find out!
*tries it*
*isn’t satisfied*
Hi, I’d like to return this used sentence with puncutation. I’m not happy with it.
Do you have a reciept?
Yes, but it got a little smeared with ketchup. Those kids of mine. *sigh*
I can offer you a list of the same value, but we can’t exchange used punctuation for money I am afraid.
But what if we can get it back in the original packaging and make it look like it’s still brand new?
The comma is saturated with sauce, I just can’t accept that.
Leave off, it’s not nearly as bad as that!
*picks up comma*
*watches it fall apart*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*replaces stunt comma with real comma*
*re-seals packaging*
*puts on display as new*
*shakes fist*
I’ll get you someday, and your little comma too!
Mwuahahahahahahahahaha!
*ticklesqueeze*
*gigglesqueeze*
When’s your upcoming trip?
02/25 *nearly pees panties in excitement*
*hands K@ a flannik* kepp that handy — far better to pee in a flannik and in your panties, I think so.
I can’t beleive I p’ed in my keep … *facepalm* * headdesk*
‘K
*hops from one foot to the other*
OMG .. WTF???? Grabs the “and” from first comment and tosses in a “than” ….
frasharashin fingers … “and in your panties” sheesh!
When are you going to be in my neck of the woods? We should do lunch or something.
I think it is from 28th feb – 9th March! Included in that time is my birthday, and my hubbys! (64 hour gap between when we were born)
So how do I smell like. . ?
I’ve been told that I have a really amazing natural scent.
They seem to be all sold out, too.
get them while they’re still hot
Africa isn’t a country, and it’s called America……….
f*ck yeah!
What you going to do when we come for you now?
♪ Bad Boys, Bad Boys ♪
America isnt a country either.
Is this a one night deal?
all pink on the inside
*flees*
What the heck? I’ve been expurgated!
I thought I saw you…..then you dissappeared.
*spookysqueeze*
*Grabs hold of K@*
Don’t let them take me again!
Don’t worry, I still have my lobster gun to fight them off.
Rock lobster?
On occassion, but only if my local stone mason has been.
The stone mason does all the work.
Masons build the best love shacks.
But the one trouser leg rolled up, and baring of one breast…. Puts me off moving in a bit.
Nothings free K@.
Try installing a strobe light first.
Oh I can’t to that, I am ecclectic!
A little ritual feng shui can be a cosmic thing.
So where do I star-t?
*puts on apron*
*Gives K@ a compass to find her own private Idaho*
Eye see what you did there!
Well at least they’re politically correct. That’s the important thing to remember here.
I still want to sniff whatever they interpret as African American Girlfriend scent.
That thing must be covered in pheromones to attract people.
Racist ex-boyfriend win, or Walmart employee fail?
The ex works at Walmart, so both.
$4.99 at Amazon
African American Girlfriend Ball Topper! That’s even better.
Hey, even the Jack-In-The-Box antenna toppers need a little brown sugar . . . !
That’s way too expensive
But I only haz a quarter…I guess prices aren’t falling enough
What’s next? A White Trash scented car freshner?
3 for $1!
Ouch.
I hate the term African American. That’s like someone who moved here from Kenya – not someone whose great-great-great-great-great grandparents came here from Africa.
What? So what term do you think would fit?
Personally I hate the fact that “American” is always attached. When it comes to other races in America, the “American” part is omitted. Ex. Chinese, Mexican, Caucasian etc.
And aside from that I hate the term “black”. To me it is a little demeaning because it has negative connotations to it. I am often asked why I think the term White is okay (although I never use it), yet I find Black unacceptable.
Consider this, we were first given the title of ne***, then ni***r, then colored, and lastly, black. I prefer not to be labeled something that was born out of inequality. I consider it as bad as saying Yellow, when someone is using it to describe me.
Done with semi rant.
So you would consider it more appropriate when a, ummm, darkbrown US-citizen is called “African”? Wouldn’t that kinda insinuate that the person isn’t actually an US-citizen?
I was thinking along the same lines nikki.
Afro-Americans
Asian-Americans
Hispanic-Americans
But no white or Swiz/German/Belgium/French etc…-Americans etc.. if you have white skin. If you are an American then you by all rights be just an American no ,yes?.
If you are from another country and immigrate are you an immigrant American.
Safety (looking for a non aggressive rebuttal in why this is).
That’s a conversation that would take time and respect for historical issues. This is probably not the place to have it due to the amount of disrespectful responses (of all opinions).
I’m glad I was mostly wrong and most people are being respectful regarding this particular post started by Lars.
Yes, I too thought about the fact that many white people (with the exception of Italians, and maybe Jews (are Jews a race. .?)).
One theory I have is that they are proud to be white alone, so identifying themselves even further wouldn’t be a big deal.
Plus the fact that many Caucasians date other Caucasians, no matter what country they’re from. So they’re bound to be mixed.
Correct me if I’m wrong or come off to be offensive.
And for the “American” deal, I find that when most people say that they are American, or visualize an American, they picture White. This is true, not only in our country but overseas. Many penpals that I had were shocked to find that I wasn’t white. Apparently all American girls are white with blonde hair.
I’ve heard that from a lot of people from other countries (American=White). And yes, it tends to be assumed that Caucasians (especially those who families that have been here 100+) will date other Caucasians despite background. Thus producing highly Euro-mixed children.
To answer your question: No, Jews are not a race.
How about “unnamables”.
There’s no perfect answer since it seems everyone is so easily offended nowadays. But honestly, I just don’t think it’s right to call anyone of distant African descent an African American. If you’ve been living in America since you were born, you are an American. Why bring another continent into the picture? You seriously think “white” is OK but “black” is not? Now that’s racist! No, that’s colorist. You’ve just offended my box of crayons. j/k
Anyway, as per your semi-rant, I also dislike the terms Chinese American and Mexican American. I rarely hear them used, instead hearing “Asian” and “Latino.” Again, Asian implies they’re from Asia, not America.
Nikki, I’m not trying to argue with you and honestly I think all these comments have been on the level. So, if not black, what term do you find acceptable? If it is African American, then why? I understand that you may have descendants from Africa, but I hope you can see my side as well, that being that you personally are not from Africa.
Although Failblog is probably not the best place in the world to have this conversation, I am really glad to see that the responses are respectful and have enjoyed reading them.
You didn’t read all of ‘em then.
The decision of what to call each other becomes difficult since the country is made up of some many people with ancestors that did not originate from here (at least within the last thousand years, unless you’re Native American). So what do we say to, for example, our children of Korean parents who were born here? In the US, we try so hard to let everyone know we respect race, cultures, differences. So how do we say “It’s ok to have Korean ancestry, but you’re not Korean”?
Well, adding “american” to the end of someone’s race’s name can be viewed a appropriate if that person is also a USA citizen.
i.e. , someone is korean, but is also a US(A) citizen, they could be called a korean american, no?
originally, n3gro and ni**** were just synonyms for calling someone african. Technically, they still are. Is it racist to call someone something that is true? “Hey african dude, come here for a sec.” Now, I wouldn’t use either of the above terms because I now that it offends people(unless your another African (american?) or Hispanic (american?) because I see them all the time calling there n*****’s)<- But that's a rant for another time.
No negro literally translated into Spanish is black while n***** is a corruption of the Latin word ‘niger’ which also meant black. But the definition and history associated with the word often makes it derogatory. Mainly since it was attached to us as Africans being considered to be less than intelligent and suited for nothing more than labor and slave work. And according to certain sources the word actually means one who is less than human and often dim-witted. But in those times they became associated with the race but since it became inhumane and taboo during recent times, it fell out of use (except by some…)
But of course Africans were subjected to this after the European settlers wiped out the Native Americans through disease and labor.
Which of course brings up another topic. How can we call ourselves human when we persecute and demoralize others just for being themselves? I mean doesn’t different skin tones and ethnic backgrounds offer more diversity and individualism? Why should one individual be considered ‘less than perfect’ or a whole group labeled with a term just because they’re different? I mean we’re all in this crayon box together whether we like it or not and it takes all of us to color this picture right?
Know the difference between ethnicity, nationality, and race. For one, you are African by blood, and American by citizenship. The problem being, Africa is a continent and no one refers to themselves as such. So, unless you’ve traced your lineage and you have a general idea of what country your forefathers might have come from, we’ve just been robbed of any knowledge of it.
Oh, and “black” is race. It defines the color of your skin, not nationality or ethnicity (as all countries have black people). The race terms are pointless because of black South Americans and black Europeans and black Asians. The color of your skin doesn’t really say much about your heritage.
not the actual ethnicity..the derogatory terms icwatudid that plagues each individual ethnicity..and i actually am african but migrated here when i was three
all this shows me is that some a$$hole who was hired at Wal-Mart wanted to get their rocks off, and printed out this display, put it up then posted on failblog.
My advice?
Buy her after Feb. 14th, and avoid one of the hidden costs.
Hidden?
I would say most ladies are pretty blatant about that sh!t!
My hubby and I have an understanding, if he ever buys me flowers, I am leaving him!
But he knows not to use the overpriced online sources, and not to get any this time of year.
I like plants…not flowers!
The other part of our understanding is, why the heck should we conform to a consumer led stereotype, just because big business demands it, so we buy random presents for each other throughout the year, and avoid the pitfalls of the day we are supposed to “love each other on”. Far more romantic that way!
Oh, I absolutely agree. We try to show eachother year-round that we love eachother. Last year, he sent me an edible fruit bouquet instead of traditional flowers, it was a pleasant surprise.
See that, is sensible.
Roses disgust me for several reasons, most notably the conditions they are grown under, and the workforce employed to care for them. Plus the chemicals used in their growth, yes OK, makes me sound like a hippy, but when you look into this stuff, it is scary.
It was yummy too.
Was it pretty? I think I want one!….or maybe just a fruit bowl!
*wishes more females would think like k@*
Very practical.
We do, we’re just drowned out by the media.
See, I have something going for me there. The 21st is my six-month. So we move that type of celebration a week later, still though, we don’t do it like Valentines Day, we do it like an anniversary date…. and maybe with some chocolate.
You’re disgusting. Lay off the Fail plz.
Lay off life @sswipe.
Awwww… the black girls just don’t look at you, right? Poor you!
Yeah well I do miss them looking at me, sort of like I miss a root canal procedure, so in that respect I’m glad I’m poor and the more there are for you.
I wonder why…with comments like that…
yeah, that’s total fail because you can get those for much cheaper.
Walmart sells girls now!?! That’s so cool (and convenient)! Can I get a white ho?
wheres the fail???
Lay off your racist comments. Why don’t you jump back into your Time Machine and head to the 1900′s?
No, jump in yours and go back to where you belong (in an african tree that is). No one tells me what to do and I don’t give a sh1t about you and the fact that your type is so easily offended, considers everything ‘racist’, and is genetically predisposed to verbally (and in real life physically) attack others for the slightest reason. F8ck u n1gg3r.
Well I don’t live in PC land so I am racist thanks to n1gg3r behavior (law of action = reaction), so don’t blame me n1gg3r.
I see. The blacks are to blame for your social incompetence? Interesting concept, and pretty conveniant for you – it’s always other people’s fault, never yours. Of course, the downside to this is that you’ll never be a real man.
Your downside is that you’re full of sh1t and it’s shows.
Yes, you are full of sh1t. And yes, it does show. I’m glad you admit that. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
Maybe you 2 idiots should hook up.
I would be proud to hook up with Arthur. He’s a wonderful, funny, intelligent man. I consider him to be a friend. Do you have any friends? Maybe you should try to make some, instead of spouting hate on the internet.
*squeeze*
Nice. Don’t mind me, I have many friends. I might not have if I were living in the US where white people seem to be carrying an everlasting baggage of slavery guilt on their backs causing them not to respond when provoked by the unnamable ones and where these unnamable ones take advantage of this.
Personally, I don’t know any “unnamable ones” and I don’t have the everlasting baggage of slavery guilt. And what makes you think we don’t respond when provoked? You’re provoking me and I’m responding. Or haven’t you been paying attention?
I know, the truth can be painful. But see it this way: As soon as you GTFO you can return to your little boy’s fantasy land in which you’re the cool guy and only others fail.
Whereas screaming “ni++er” or telling someone she should go back on a tree in Africa is mature? Anyway, I couldn’t care less if you’re offended or not. Actually I’m convinced that you indeed are incapable of understanding how inane your perception of the world around you is. I just didn’t want you to get away with your ridiculous racist ranting without a reply.
If I thought there was any hope for you, I would have replied in another way.
Hey… action – reaction, remember
I do remember your childish excuse. Maybe you should scroll up this thread to find out who was the one starting it.
Ok I’ll pretend that your comment was original, well thought, and deeply offending, and that I was somehow compensating.
Right. It’s individuals that choose to stay ignorant and don’t do anything for the better to actually be a respectful human being that causes so much unnecessary violence and disaster that could be avoided.
And it’s funny how you act like this sh*t is just everybody else’s fault when you openly use a derogatory term in an argument after she gets on your case about your comments. Sure I’m pretty sure anybody else on here would’ve reacted negatively if you said any other racist or derogatory terms I won’t even repeat because of their vile nature.
You’re probably just some immature little kid sitting behind a computer and typing this just to get a quick kick out of it. Listen pal if you’re a real man you will keep your bigotry comments to yourself and if possible isolate yourself from the rest of humane society because racism should never fly anywhere in the world.
Remember-ignorance is just a stepping stone on the road to ruin.
I thought 50 cents was regular price…
Only on 95% off days.
Thats actually still quite expensive for one of them xD
Well, it’s typical that WalMart would value something that isn’t a white male over 18 and under 55 at 50 cents.
XD slavery is reborn. and near lincons birthday 2. haha
WIN!
Doesn’t this belong in “People of WalMart”?
Appropriate pricing win?
I’ll Take 3 cans
DO NOT WANT BLACK WOMEN.
really great website, highly recommend it and i will bookmark and come back. keep up the good work.
what wrong with you place, all women are great