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Viper Strike Fail

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  1. teh cat says:

    i cried…

  2. nightshayde says:

    Swing and a hissssss?

  3. Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista says:

    Snake eyes?

  4. Oh-oh – better get MAACO.

  5. Avis says:

    There really IS an overpass!

  6. fluffy says:

    Woo hoo Scottie!!!!!

  7. Cloral says:

    Why was that guy following the viper around? Were he and the driver making a “cool” video?

  8. bobbo says:

    Why would another driver be following and filming the viper?

  9. Arthur Eld says:

    NS: Truck, bridge, boom.

    *shrugs*

      • ZombieHighDefDescription says:

        So, this dude is following this other dude in a Viper around and videotaping the experience. Traffic is heavy but they’re on the highway and the Viper can slither through traffic. They actually make it under the overpass and through the tunnel rather hastily, then decide a brake test is in order. The brakes pass the test but the tires fail, causing an unscheduled bumper test and a reminder of Rule #4 (SEATBELTS!). Viper, meet delivery van.

        Zombies erupt from everywhere because of the dubbed in music, but are immediately destroyed by fast moving cars and trucks because we’re on the freeway.

        The resulting mess is powered by GS (I thought it was, “You’re driving me to drink.”). Cue the bicycle dude, some lightning and the ever loving DOT ORG!

  10. This is why you take out insurance.

  11. paul says:

    wats the song in the background?

  12. Kishlansky says:

    haha piece of garbage viper with a douchebag driver, what a combo!

  13. mild-mannered mushy monster says:

    Yipes!

    One of the unfortunate side-effects of vipertension.

  14. Lee says:

    Total VIPE Out!! (thank you).

  15. buzz killington says:

    ’tis a silly car.

  16. Marius says:

    It’s a Jock-Clod Van-Dam movie.

  17. Rcrdo says:

    Oh, no ABS?
    It’s not like he is driving a pro racing car.

  18. ZombieApocalpyse says:


    Innocence
    Gave him confidence
    To go up against
    Reality

  19. Aja says:

    I hear Dodge are now recalling all Viper models.

  20. PhaNtious says:

    dumbasses stopin on the highway… learn how to drive morons! If everyone knew how to drive we wouldn’t have so many lock ups.

    SPEEDING = MAN.

  21. JimmyMcJimbo says:

    Damn van came out of no where and hit me without any provocation!

  22. Dylan says:

    Moral of the story: Showing off is dumb.

  23. Marius says:

    This is what happens when you have no exit strategy.

  24. ZombieApocalypse says:

    :roll:

    *thwacks moron upside the head with a headstone*
    *does it again*

    • Judy says:

      ZA! That was a perfectly good headstone before you got moron cooties all over it! Now clean that up and put it back where it belongs! Right now, young zombie!

  25. Dragonwriter says:

    Don’t be silly. Sometimes a Viper is just a cigar.

    …Wait.

    • Marius says:

      A mouse finds a lioness trapped in a pit.
      The lioness says help me out and I will be your friend.
      The mouse tells her I am too small, let me go and find a viper to reach you with. While the mouse is off searching an elephant wonders over and sticks his trunk into the pit and picks up the lioness.
      Moral: If you have a big trunk you don’t need a viper.

    • Marius says:

      A mouse finds a lioness trapped in a pit.
      The lioness says help me out and I will be your friend.
      The mouse sees he is too small, let me go and find a viper to reach you with. While the mouse is off searching an elephant wonders over and sticks his trunk into the pit and picks up the lioness.
      Moral: If you have a big trunk you don’t need a viper.

      • ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni says:

        How is an expensive sports car different from a porcupine?

        On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.

    • Marius says:

      A mouse finds a l!oness trapped in a pit. The lioness says help me out and I will be your friend. The mouse sees he is too small and wonders off looking for a viper to reach her with. While the mouse is off searching an elephant shows up, sticks his trunk into the pit and picks up the l!oness.
      Moral: If you have a big trunk you don’t need a viper.

    • Marius says:

      A mouse finds a l!oness trapped in a pit. The lioness says help me out and I will be your friend. The mouse sees he is too small and wonders off looking for a viper to reach her with. While the mouse is off searching an elephant shows up, sticks his trunk into the pit and picks up the l!oness.
      Moral: If you have a big trunk you don’t need a viper.

    • Judy says:

      There’s a fable I’m trying to remember – I think it involves a lioness, a mouse, and an elephant. Oh, yeah, and a viper.
      Anyone know which one I’m talking about?

  26. Xlawx says:

    Show-off fail

  27. Dargus says:

    See!

    *self-satisfied nod*

    A high crash rating is always useful in street racing.

  28. Eric says:

    I like the Audi that’s behind the Viper in the beginning better than the Viper :)

  29. Todd says:

    Wow, one of those douchebags cut me off yesterday and almost got hit by a car backing out of their driveway, I was so wanting it to happen. Watching this I am sort of satisfied…

  30. AHHHHH!!! THE BLOGMONSTER’S LOOSE!!!

    *runs to the hills*

  31. (2nd attempt)

    AHHHHH!!! THE £$%@ BLOGMONSTER’S LOOSE!!!

    *sprints to the hills*

  32. Say g'night, Gracie - now with ~I ♥ Bloggy~ T-shirt says:

    *snork!*

  33. nightshayde says:

    The monster is eating my posts.

  34. Hmmmm…

    WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, BLOGMONSTER?! WHY?!?! WHYYYYYYY?!

    *breaks down in tears*

  35. Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista says:

    Oh my. Bloggy’s quite busy today, nomming comments and double-posting…

  36. luca says:

    oh, the crash sounds like the GTA IV crashes :D

  37. Avis says:

    Er, Marius? What just happened here?

  38. Avis says:

    Dratted computer!!! I keep trying to post, it keeps failing to do so!
    There’s something awry with the server here. DSL is out completely at my place, and WordPress just gave me some warning about the server in my area.
    Let’s see if THIS posts!

  39. Phylanx says:

    Seeeeen it already! on chilloutzone.de :P

  40. Ms B ♥ says:

    *rocks back and forth in corner*

    mumblemumblegobacktonormalmumblemumble

  41. Victor Zamanian says:

    Jackass deserved every little bit of that accident. The road is not a playground. Suck it.

  42. ifXequalsY says:

    what a douche

  43. Somnax says:

    I think I was actually there when that happened 0_0

  44. *giggles maniacally*
    *foams at the mouth*
    *runs out of the room, still cackling maniacally*
    *speeds off in jeep*

  45.   says:

    ive already seen this, dont remember where

  46. desenfoque says:

    Hey… That happened in Chile… and about six month ago

  47. Dilan C says:

    Oh God! Was the van okay?

  48. Robert says:

    I guess that driver couldn’t DODGE that one! (Get it? Dodge?)

  49. zack says:

    SERVES HIM RIGHT

  50. Albert says:

    This was so beautiful I almost cried.

  51. Anon says:

    maybe he felt like he was being stalked lol

  52. Alex says:

    What a lack of everything in FailBlog, never saw so many old stuff as i´ve been seeing this weeks

  53. What’s with the lack of the slow-mo replay? Are there time constraints or something?

  54. neverrusty says:

    that made my day, douche

  55. Steve says:

    What’s the tune in the background called? I’ve been trying to find it for ages!

  56. MATYmaster says:

    Hey men !
    that was here ! in Chile !
    hahahahaha !

  57. outrofulano says:

    Need For Speed FAIL

  58. stix213 says:

    Hmm maybe accelerating into the blinding sunlight wasn’t so smart?

  59. Cawthorne says:

    LMFAO…!!!!!!!!!!

    The UN-painted hood alone is over $18,000.00 for this Sneaky Snake…!!!! And That is my price…!!!! WOW that hertz…!!!! But it is the whole front end, ONE BIG PIECE…!!!

    I use to Sell Dodges, That one isn’t cheep…!!!!!!!!! HAhahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

    But hey… Most of you knew that…!!!! ;)

    Have Fun…!!!!

  60. ouch says:

    i think i failed harder just watching. i thought the title was vampire strike fail, so i watched the whole thing waiting for some caped creature to fall from the sky. alas, no such fail.

  61. Andrew Ong says:

    The fast and the failures, I’d say.

  62. “Oh, how DARE this bourgeois van impact with my fantastically expensive sports car! I feel, as an excessive consumer, that it is my RIGHT to drive around like a flagrant imbecile! I do not need this… this VAN that cost as much as my bloody CAR STEREO to impact me! I should have at LEAST got hit by a Lamborghini if there is any justice in the world!”

  63. Marlene says:

    I would say he’s equally inadequate behind the wheel as he is in bed (which is prolly why he got the car in the first place)!

  64. bushputz says:

    I hope this video found its way to the trial. I’m sure the judge and the driver of the van would find it amusing…

  65. Alexander says:

    It’s on youtube now too

  66. Serves that idiot right for driving like that!

  67. gailicious says:

    Play him off keyboard cat

  68. Dragonfang says:

    Hi, I’m the Viper! I’m here to vipe the vindows on ur van!

  69. Daxt says:

    I now that guy he lives in chile in south america this video was in the news the guy who rec the video is a friend

  70. not amused says:

    i actually thought the FAIL was going to happen to the idiot chasing the viper around filming him being recklass

  71. Car guy says:

    The chase car appears to be a Subaru Impreza, non-turbo (no hood scoop).

  72. maximus says:

    lol, I saw this video and thought… “the highway looks like the highways on my country”…

    lol, now I know this happened in my country …

    btw so stupid crash

  73. Oscar says:

    LOl, I saw when the car left the highway. That happened in my country. im from chile, and my University is right on front of the highway exit.

  74. gaiwa says:

    the idiot with the cam provoked the accident…. in the original video you can see how he chased the viper driver for a long time and in which way

  75. camvan says:

    the idiot with the cam is an idiot for filming and driving at the same time. wonder if the same thing happened to him?

  76. Well, Subaru wins!
    For the records, this happened in the city of São Paulo, Brazil

  77. TurboB18C says:

    I’m guessing the camera car was a 2006 Scooby Rox (Subaru WRX)

  78. Thomas says:

    THAT VIPER CRASH HAPPEN IN MY COUNTRY……..CHILE…….. POOR VIPER

  79. YO says:

    w00t chile ftw :D

    gf viper :)

  80. kho says:

    omg poor car this is exactly what that dumbass needed tho hes obviously not a tourist, prolly drives that road everyday and knos that its always packed or backed up there was atleast several cars in front of that van so hmmm prolly an exit at rush hour such stupidity no skill a skilled driver (he should be with that v12) would have noticed how the flow ahead as far as he can see use his periphials to notice the line of cars , not slammed on his brakes causing a skid , and used the service lane for extra room stupid stupid stupid i hope he wasnt wearing his seatbelt either

  81. Ashram says:

    “I’ve shown you how fast this car is, now let me show you how well it protects us in a crash…”

  82. Wegaskiller says:

    I guess the viper didn’t like the van.


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