You can tell a lot about a person from their vanity plate. For instance we know one of them eats ponies and another likes to drive around boys, and the third…well…um…they also like to drive around young boys.
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Such vanity!
That’s putting a lot on their plate.
Do they need a license for that?
What would drive them to do that?
Probably a good idea to steer clear.
It’s the law, they have to register.
I’m feeling neutral about most of these.
Maybe some reverse psychology would do the trick.
Let’s shift this pun run to another avenue.
Be sure to hit the brakes before shifting…might be a little rough.
We’re headed in the right direction now.
Are we gonna drive the Miracle Mile?
Give it a brake.
*throws the run into high gear*
*stomps the throttle*
*
safety**claims it’s stuck*
Glad I applied the brake just then: buttacow crossing.
Whew! Pretty slick, AV…
That was a wheely close one!
Almost an oversteer situation.
Yeah, if you had over-steered, you’d have looked like a clutch.
What a rear end.
Wish they all had to have a special license plate.
pedo…also means fart in spanish….
old fart maybe what he was going for….or maybe he IS an oldpedo….
IEATPNYS (I eat ponies) on the Firebird means that it eats Ford Mustangs. That license is a win (if you hate Ford).
OU812
51504LFE
?
Whoa, you found a way to make a couple of letters and a few numbers into a sentence. You must haz braaaaiiiiiinnnnzzzzzzz.
Hands ZA a straw … the bendy kind with a sharp point on the end … (go thru the ears ZA)
Please refrain from sucking the brain of occassional contributing posters.
What made them think any of these were a good idea?
Stupidity?
Lack of humour?
Boy Bus may be advertising…
…for a hump with another bus?
Okay, so to penetrate the other bus, it must use the drive shaft?
That might not exhaust the possibilities.
Though buses can be kinda slutty. He would bumper and move on.
*Hangs sign in rear window*
New owner. No tailgating.
That’s a big problem in my neighborhood
*puts sticker in rear window of someones car*
“If you are going to ride my a$$, at least ask me on a date first”
*giggles*
*wonders if that car would like drive through*
*Bumps and runs*
*Snickers*
*stumps and hugs*
*snickers*
*drives-by post*
*reaches in*
*grabs first ‘s’ out of ‘snickers’*
*squealsawaywithaquickness*
Hot shot!
*Squeeze*
*tickle*
*Chuckles*
*Pokes*
*pulls curtains for decency’s sake*
He’s my BRO, Judy!
All the more reason to pull the curtains ….
another one rides the bus…
♫ I want to ride my bicycle,
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle,
I want to ride it where I like. ♫
♫ Hitchin’ a ride,
hitchin’ a ride! ♪
I saw one with -1FUQ GR8 once ….that was wrong, wish I had *clicked*
I once saw a t-shirt that said: 2QT2BSTR8
He was cute too…
I saw one once near a university: K9DR2B.
My favourite one (yes I got a pic)
was 6OTH.
Okay, k@. Am I daft? I just can’t figure this one…
Ditto. Unless it’s “GOTH”, but even that’s stupid.
Ruh-roh, Raggy…
Goth — with the G as a 6 — at least that is what I saw and with k@ liking it well… made sense to me
IEATPNYS is clearly referring to being faster than a Ford Mustang.
IEATPONYPNYS
Or was it just an improper spelling of Penys?
I don’t like the taste of pennies.
You should try pennies arrabiata.
Wouldn’t that make her a supporter of terrorism?
That’s circumcisial evidence.
Men don’t find that a passe form of mutilation?
Too much peaness.
Exactly. Totally not a Fail.
I
EAT
P
NYS
Totally a fail, no matter how you excuse that.
so he eats ponies?
Yes. With ketchup.
I can think of better things to do with £25.
Is that the cost of the pony or the ketchup?
British slang: pony = £25
Buy more ketchup?
no, hes referring to being faster than a ford mustang, its not really a fail, people who don’t know about cars just don’t understand it
*headdesk*
Is it time for a shot then?
*climbs onto grassy knoll*
*aims*
Do you have magic bullets in that thing, k@?
Of course….It’s the only way to go these days!
They turn into lobsters on impact.
That sounds… painful.
.
.
And messy.
*gets pot of water ready on the stove*
Less death, more tweaking.
Tweaking is NOT good for you k@!!!
If we can get a rope around him and then call the ax(e) man back we can remove his head on the FailBlock left by one of yesterdays Trolls …
The axe man showed up?
*feels bad about eating the axe mans paycheck*
He was really late — you had already chewed off the guys head (it was a much better video). He knows now he had better be prompt if he wants the work …
If he thinks his Firebird beats a Mustang, then yes, it is a fail. It took GM six years off to figure out how to make a Camaro that could compete with the Mustang, but the Screaming Chicken is about as likely to make a return as Jimmy Hoffa.
Actually the “Screaming Chickens” of that era were faster than a Mustang GT of the same era. In fact Ford was too lazy to update their Mustang until the new Camaro came out, and the lame GTs of the 2000s will lose a number of vehicles on the road.
Regarding the speed issue, perhaps…but the Mustang has been in continuous production, usually with strong sales and always in the US, since 1964. GM had to drop the Camaro and Firebird because the sales were too weak.
I don’t know why you’re assuming the newer GTs won’t last, although I’m on my fourth Mustang, and none have been GTs. I have been told by a few car people that those models (1994-98) will run for a very, very long time. My 1997 was running in great shape with minimal problems until 2007 when it didn’t so much die on the highway as it was murdered by another driver.
I’d also suggest you look up what Ford is doing for 2011 — it will have a few more horses than Camaro and still get better gas mileage.
Run Ponyboy Run!
Neigh.
Gallop.
I can’t[er]
I was certain someone would trot this out.
I’m just trying to keep pace …
Can you keep it up furlong?
Honestly — it’s not a race.
It’s not safe to run with socs Ms B.
No need to trot that one out.
I’m trying to harness the outsiders and drag them in from the snow.
PEDO is spanish for fart. So, the plate stands for “old fart”…
Is that what the bear told you?
Minne is German for courtly love. So Minnesota makes no sense in German.
Doch. “Soet” is the old Dutch spelling for “zoet”, sweet.
Soete minne. (clickie)
Ha! In our local dialect something similar has apparently survived. “Seute” for sweet, lovely. “Seute Deern” means cute girl.
That old Dutch form, “soet”, remains in Afrikaans.
Well — SUET is a cake of lard rendered with seeds and stuff to feed the birds …
:ick:
I’ll pass.
Perhaps they meant it as tor”pedo.” In which case, it would be “pee-dow”
Though that doesn’t make a difference in England, eh? “It’s Pete Ofile, not Pedophile”
Minne comes from the Lakota word for water, sotah basically means “sky tinted.” It translates as “land of sky-blue waters” (and beet-red necks). Then Minneapolis means “city of lakes.”
Minneapolis is a Greek-Lakota name?
Yeah, and it was rough converting the natives to Greek Orthodox, somebody even got Siouxed.
*SnorK*
I Hopi everything turned out all right.
It took a couple of days. There’s Navajo around when you need one.
Are they mohican a mountain out of a molehill again?
For Cheyenne out loud, they always do that!
I know, then they always deCree to pay back “damages.”
But to be fair, they seminole back to the worst land possible.
Chumash be kidding.
I stand by Maya word whether spoken or written in Inca.
IEATPNYS – agreed x2… is faster than mustangs (pony cars)
Looks like it would be a formula firebird; looks like a v6 firebird, but has all the v8 goodies so it would eat a poor lil pony car
I heard of thirsty cars, but hungry cars? And wouldn’t that be carnibalism?
Carnivorous, even.
But since that is against the law, he was soon incarcerated.
Carted off was he?
The vicar?
It was a Carrot?
Carrect!
Carikey!
Ay carumba!
Carnal knowledge.
…of each other on the carpet.
I think it would depend greatly on the amount of aftermarket mods, and generation of the mustang/firebird.
The Firebird is getting a bit long in the tooth. A fourth gen Firebird and a fifth gen Mustang are pretty close cars, at high-end stock (a difference of 25 pounds of tourq in the firebird’s favor with similar curb weights). But I just don’t see the ‘IEATPNIS’ car being a match (stock) against the 6th generation Mustang (stock).
While it may be true that this particular firebird is faster than you average mustang. ANY car can be a ‘pony eater’ with enough of a cash dump.
In any event, your average Mustang has one major, and distinct, advantage over the suped Firebird, when it comes to street racing.
A higher crash rating.
*snork*
*sigh*
It’s so nice having a car aficionado on the blog…
I’m sorry.
I’ll try not to let it happen again.
No, no! Not at all! I enjoy a good car dissertation! Please! By all means!
I was serious. :[
*pokes*
*tickles*
*giggles*
*tries to poke as many failpeeps as possible*
I am going for a record!
Ow!
You’ll pay for that!
Hey!!! That was my eye!!!
o.O
~ OW!!!
the spacing got all goofed up
o.O
~
OW!! (Trying to make a silly face with a poked eye — of course now it all just stupid, but of course when did that stop a post to fail blog)
It’s all fun and games until someone losses an eye.
*Squeeze*
It’s not a party until someone loses an eye.
*pays*
*tickles*
Oh.
I really should put more faith in tilden (or the lack of them, in this case).
*poke*
Thinking about it. Now I have the urge to get a tag that lets every one know my car owns the Ford Model A.
‘IEATMDLA’ ?
‘MDLAEATR’ ?
FORDEATER
I agree that he isn’t eating ponies. Although that probably is what he had to tell the DMV to get that one approved.
pretty good. my fave is one near my house “BJMOM” – has a toronto blue jays decal, but everyone knows what shes drivin at…
“Bernie’s job: make Oriental movies”
Banana juice, many oranges mad.
Baking jellyfish makes ovens messy.
Because jam makes out more.
Boisterous juggler mooned our mom!!!
Bloggy just mashed ones musings.
Big job moving on moon?
Believe jabbing mammaries only motivates.
Billy Joe Makes Owsome Moonshine.
Best jetison my owl muck.
Bestow jarred mushrooms on mostacolli.
Brewski’s jokes meander [in] our memories.
And the winner is…
*drum roll*
or a van with ‘RU18QT’ with a sketchy driver
*looks @ driver*
*sees only scribbles*
What worries me are the eraser marks, and that eraser gunk hangin from his nose …
The least they couldda done is make his face a little less stick figure-ish.
*sistasqueeze*
You ever play StickWars on the iphone? Great fun flickin those guys in the air and watchin them splat back to earth ….
LOLZ @ your description, but no, I have just a regular cell phone — no bells, whistles or games…
Very funny — you really do flick the little running stick figures inothte air and they crach back to earth with a muchy “splat” and if they hit anything it takes that out too. Get a bit more complicated, but the best part is squichin the stick guys. My lovely daughter prefers to slam them into the wall …
I play Bungee stickmen on my iTouch. Love to see ‘em hit the ground!
Very funny (and free) — but you are suppose to try to NOT splat the stick man …
IEATPNYS = I Eat Ponies – as in, the Firebird eats Ford Mustangs… which is true, until the Firebird reaches 50,000 miles then it’s a typical GM car and disintegrates.
So, all GM cars should have ZZT@50K vanity plates?
ZZ Top at 50,000?
AFTRBRNR
ELMN8R
FNDANGO
*Shakes fist*
*Repeats previous post, but with better grammar*
*Adds another point to make himslef look smart*
*curses*
*explodes*
*goes to red-alert*
Status report.
*Screwed*
Not covered by warranty.
*Lewd*
Public indecency.
*Dude*
SNAFU.
*smiles*
DILLIGAF
*winks*
JTITCTAF
Questions for our European Peeps:
1. What’s the maximum amount of numbers/letters on your plates? (For example, there are 7 letters/numbers in California.)
2. Are vanity plates an option?
UK
1= 7
2= Oh yeah, but they cost an arm & a leg!
Clicky
How timely! What would the extra cost be, k@? I couldn’t find it on the website…
£250 – £10,000 depending on what you have.
Oh my. Current exchange rate: $15,605.22 USD…
They average at about a thousand though!
Oy! $50 to $100 maximum more per year to get them here…
Oh, I thought you said an arm and a leg, which I could afford.
*snork*
I am pretty sure you have to give them YOUR arm and leg, not just any old ones you found in (or stole from) the cemetery
Not European, but here in South Africa:
1. Format varies by province, but currently ordinary plates for most have three non-vowel letters, three digits, and a two-letter province suffix. This is due to change over the next year or two.
2. Where available, custom plates come in two degrees: cheaper is the option of three numbers + three letters + province suffix; more expensive are full custom (six-letter maximum, I think). Last I saw, prices were in the low to middle thousands of rands (ZAR 1 = about US$7.7 / £12 / €11). Ordinary registration for a private car is in the lower hundreds.
Sorry, AV — wasn’t trying to leave anyone out.
*squeeze*
Didn’t think you were, LGB. (BTW, I posted another comment on thanatophobia over on the Whale Win – Bloggy ate my first three attempts.)
*intercontinentalsqueeze*
Good. I’ll check it out. Be back in a tick…
Yes, I agree — ‘necro’ does not quite cover it. ‘Thanato’ would be the correct term for the phobia — much more Greek-oriented, whereas ‘necro’ has become more a term in popular (unpopular?) culture.
Oh dear, what was I doing with those exchange rates? Of course, it’s roughly US$ / £ / € 1 = ZAR 7.7 / 12 / 11, most definitely not the other way about.
Ummm … somehow I got that backwards: of course, it’s roughly US$ 1 = ZAR 7.7, £ 1 = ZAR 12, $euro; 1 = ZAR 10.5, not the other way round!
One to three letters indicating the town/region + two letters optional + a random number. Example: Person from Stade named Erich Dircks could have a license plate saying STD – ED 354. Would be unfortunate.
A little too personal, perhaps?
In Ontario Canada you’re allowed up to 8 characters (no spaces) for C$225
Both my cars have vanity plates, NO3 4EVR (got my first car shortly after Dale Earnhardt died- tribute plate)
SCCAFLGR is on my other car, since I have a hobby flagging for the Sports Car Club of America (SCCA)
I’m sure I said this on a previous license plate fail but…
I had a high school teacher who tried to (and failed to) get her first name as a vanity plate.
Her name is Tanda.
Why are comments on failblog.org so homophobic and prejudice against fat people?
Probably 10% of the FAIL here are WIN in my book. Ffffffffuuuuuuu.
You didn’t read the comments for this fail, did you?
Failblog Prejudice? Against fat people?
I’m not ….
um…
I don’t think anyone said that trolls were fat people.
Homophobic? I suppose it could mean that we don’t like people who keep posting the same thing (e. g., the initial ordinal number trolls). Just about.
Agreed that he second one is a reference to the Ford Mustang. . . Mustang = Pony, get it? The people that didn’t, IMO aren’t really car people.
As a Mustang person, I’ve seen a lot of ‘Stangs that can eat F-bodies. Actually, here’s one for the GM people, do you get the plate “LS WHAT” (On a Ford)?
The Firebird is referring to Mustangs as “pnys.”
It could also mean pinoys?
That seriously looks like a house from the show Dexter where a drug dealer lived.
Actually you’re better off driving behind them than in front.
BOY BUS
^^
Actually folks….. oldpedo is not what everyone is thinking. Pedo in spanish means fart… therefore, the plate actually means oldfart, and not oldpedophile as you are all making it out to sound. I think that license plate is cute!
Pedo in Spanish means fart. It’s probably supposed to be Old Fart
I don’t get why the IEATPNYS is fail….He means mustangs lol.
“IEATPNYS” I Eat Ponies. Pony = Mustang. Mustang = car.
Camaro>Mustang
at the IEATPNYS part i honestly could not. stop. laughing.
the white van .. with the boy bus license plate … he lives in spring texas .. i saw him at the intersection of louetta and ella rd .. cypresswood neighborhood lol .. saw him about two years ago
Anyone else think Boy Bus might belong to a soccer mom?
doesnt Y sometimes have the I sound lol read the second one using that rule ” IEATPNYS”
lol i need to start reading the comments first lol as for the guy saying spring, tx hahaha i lived there about 2 years ago lol
The trans am isn’t a fail, you failed by calling it one. He is saying his car is faster than a mustang, a well known rivalry.
IEATPNYS could also means “I EAT PINOYS”…
a lot of racism!!!!