I wish I was a horse, I would run around all day, jump over fences and eat lots of grass and then every now and then someone would come and clean my shoes
I only run when a football is involved, have thumbs and am therefore able to open gates and smoke grass. Apart from having to clean my shoes myself, I prefer being a human.
This is actually a case of Engrish mistranslation: in Japanese the English word “rainbow” is in use, but “uma”=”horse”.
So this was originally a textbook for Japanese children trying to learn Western alphabet… I guess?
Brian Equator, like round the middle of the earth, only with an L.
More like it!
Hey! Go govern, you got more important stuff to do than hanging around here!
OMFG ITS ARTHUR ELD IT REALLY IS *DIES*
OMG! IS IT R’LY? O.O, OMFG! GIMME YOUR AUTOGRAPH!
R is for Cloud.
U is for Horse.
Q is for Applesauce.
I get it now; it all makes sense!
According to the picture, R is for Rainbow :hq
“U” is for horse because it has the shape of a horseshoe
Rainbow is shaped like a…?
Maybe they confused the house with a unicorn?
It could be U for ungulate…
Why not Uranus?
thumbs up
Ohhhhh you horse.
It’s a UHorse
Is that a form of trailer for moving Amish peeps?
Yep
Poice warning: no collapsing the uorse!
What about the hurse?
It’s your funeral.
His? I thought is was hers?
my horse’s tongue is hanging out
Give the poor creature a rest.
should have gone for the two-hump camel instead of the too-humped horse
i know its kinda ruining the conversation, but “granny”: Hello Daave!!
Dave? You’re my wife Dave now Trevory!
Maybe it was going for Unicorn?
…but failed…
…because there was this umbrella that…
…thought it was better than…
…the nazi regime’s current form of…
…parading through the streets and…
…yelling at hydrants and…
…and flipping off jews while…
…eating silver-back gorillas…
…while juggling jugglers and…
…decided to write Horse instead.
jap – it´s an Unhorned Unicorn!
better than horny corn.. or so
I think it is supposed to be a unicorn but since they couldn’t find any local unicorns to take a picture of, they used the next best thing.
Hourse could have worked.
well then either way it would still be a fail
Toys Rainbow Horses
No fail here, that’s Ursula the Wonder Horse. Don’t you heathens know anything?
I just love her radar hooves!
Ursulaaaaa!
Ursulaaaaaa!
It’s a coded messasge.
R U Horse?
Do you have a sore throat?
Stop horsing around!
Tsk. You people never saw a horse shoe?
*facepalm*
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Don’t laugh so loud mister, you might get *mockingly* “horse”.
*Crawls back into her lair in shame*
*
Your horse aka Urse.
‘course, round these parts, if the word hadn’t actually been spelt out then they might not have noticed that the U was incorrect.
‘urses fer curses ‘n ‘url that
‘course it does…
Just ask yourself “What is that?” – Answer: “uh-horse”
Plastic rainbows! They didn’t have those 20 years ago.
I’m just wondering what the heck is in our water supply. What the heck is in our OXYGEN supply?
it’s God’s promise to never again rain melted plastic unto the world, or he could be having gay sex with an inflatable doll
I wonder if it was made in Japan; the word for horse there is ‘uma’.
Isn’t 馬 the word for horse in Japan?
Or うま, yes. Shush.
Dr. House
Dr. Horse
Nice horse
:O you sickó! just walk away…
Ohhhhhh looks beautiful u horse
That’s not a horse, it’s a butterfly.
An utterfly?
a tterfly?
Ohhh U horse looks very nice
it is a unicorn, it even has a horn on top of the head !
a very unique horn
I wish I was a horse, I would run around all day, jump over fences and eat lots of grass and then every now and then someone would come and clean my shoes
I only run when a football is involved, have thumbs and am therefore able to open gates and smoke grass. Apart from having to clean my shoes myself, I prefer being a human.
I only run when someone is trying to take away my grass but then I usually trip over my shoes.
*(s)nickers*
*(t)wix*
U are a horse?
♪Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Give it a lick, Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!…♪
mind the lemonade!
i am not amused -.-
you’re a moose
… and invisible.
U is for UNICORNNNNNNNNN xD
this guy plays nethack… everyone that plays nethack knows that u is a horse
http://nethack.wikia.com
http://nethack.wikia.com/wiki/Horse#Horse
Things going from fail to uorse here.
U is for unicorn duh people
Well, a horse is an Ungulate …
I guess they meant to say HURS
Maybe it was originally unicorn, but they then figured out they aren’t real and change it to horse.
But considering there is a rainbow above it, unicorn would fit better.
uh rainbows are real
horses are real
unicorns are fake.
so unicorns go with rainbows better than horses?
i would assume the u comes from glue. which is of course only made from the finest horses.
This must be in a Mississippi textbook
Must be what they’re teaching in Mississippi
it should be U for Ungulate.. that’d make sense.
Or Uzunyayla.
It’s a silent, invisible, intangible U.
Definitely. Suck THAT, English class.
Should be “The U is Silent (and Invisible)”
Well in Japanese, uma is horse.
BUT, rainbow in Japanese is niji.
I highly doubt this thing was made by them since they aren’t the kind to be THAT stupid.
U as in UNICORN, if u look closely there’s a horn.
dumbasses
If you look closely, it says “horse” right next to the U and under the u.
Dumbass.
The U isn’t silent in U win.
True; nevertheless, typing the word “HORSE” next to it = FAIL
Wait, there is no horn. That is plastic shimmering off of the casing or the other ear. Clearly a FAIL
Solution: Erase “horse”, and put a horn on that thing’s forehead.
The horse is a hoofed mammal, also known as an ungulate. So, you know… that.
This is actually a case of Engrish mistranslation: in Japanese the English word “rainbow” is in use, but “uma”=”horse”.
So this was originally a textbook for Japanese children trying to learn Western alphabet… I guess?
ITS A UNICORN!
R U Horse? Nay.
u wh**es?
The U isn’t silent, it’s nonexistent.
U is for Unicorn, no fail here…
the “U” is for glUe
I’m more concerned as to why they skipped “S” and “T”
a horse is U
belongs on engrish :p
technically it is correct given that a horse is considered an ungulate…a hoofed animal. so fail on fail blog
They probably meant unicorn, oh well….
wait a second, that’s not right!
They could have had U for Uma… which is Japanese for Horse, if my memory serves me correct.
so Uma Therman is Horse Therman… lol
Well, in Japanese it’s Uma.