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I wish I could see it — marine mammals are nifty.
Whale flips a bird out of mid-air with its tail.
What kind of whale?
What kind of bird?
Can’t really tell either species — too far away.
Not to worry about the bird — at the end it looks like it flies away!
My roommate still thinks whales are fish..
But what does she think of dolphins?
“she?”
What’s been implied here?
Catcha on the flip side.
tell your roommate that he/she is a douche
I think it was a flicker.
Flicker? I don’t even know her.
Don’t worry…the bird was swift enough to evade injury.
The whale only did it for a lark anyway.
That bird had to swallow it’s pride, though…ouch.
Still, the whale shouldn’t crow about it, that’s just mean!
I agree. Hard enough to admit when you’ve been gulled.
Robin’ a birdie of it’s dignity is just wrong.
Oh, will you guys stop grousing!
Am I going cuckoo, or did I just witness the same cardinal sin committed twice?
It’s not just you, AA.
*flits up to DW’s post to remove the errant apostrophe*
*flits down to Marius’ post to remove the errant apostrophe*
*will keep those in case someone needs extra nesting materials*
Is it really rob(in)bery if the items are trash?
*sigh*
*squeeze*
We’ve all been there.
Cheer up, Dragon, I brought you a pheasant.
*stork!*
Swans, Geese, Pheasants, Crows, Hens, Doves…
I love your new hat!!
Thanks!! I’m the cat in the cat in the hat hat …. as well said by a fellow Fail Blogger…
ooooh, the “hat hat” verry nice…so nice, they named it twice
Abstract!
With my luck, you’re long gone already.
*speed scrolls through blog …*
Yup. Darn.
Looks like a group of cormorants… 6 of them; whale nailed one, drowned some of the others.
Looks like killer whale, and the bird might be a seagull (if there is a dark variety of seagulls). They’re flying in a flock, and the whale hits one of them. Then the truck crashes into a bridge.
And the back splits open and all the marbles spill all over the road.
.. and form a penis-shaped puddle. Then that guy tries to jump over it, but faceplants into a sign that says “Caution! Sharp Edges!”
And the Penis Puddle Jumping Judges score that guy …
American — 6.6
Russian — 3.0 (in Soviet Russia the penis puddle jumps you)
Japan — 8.0
China — 5.4
Then a clip by A Flock of Seaguls.
Spliced with shots of a few 12 year olds dressed and singing “I Ran” until a closet door falls on the keyboard player.
Under the “Not an Entrance” sign over a door marked “Entrance”.
Then that same guy faceplants into that door, too. Double fail!
def not seagulls.
Def seagulls, sauer? I guess that’s how the whale was able to sneak up on them…
aaahh ha ha ha…
:-X
I ♥ Def Seagulls, . . . and their one-armed drummer, too!
♪ Pour some sugar on me ♫
But then they stop the concert and all shout, “MINE! MINE!”
That’s ’cause it their tern.
Heeey! Heeey!
Ooh, Ms B is crabby today!
Actually, I think that’s a humpback whale. The tail shape is wrong to be an orca (it’s too long and not as triangular) and theres no white on the tail or the tail stock.
Does the breed of whale really make a difference in this case?
*smooch*
I expect it does to the whale; to the bird, not so much.
Well…nightshayde DID ask, so what’s the problem with actually answering?
It’s okay. The birds in the video didn’t see it until too late, either.
*snerk!*
At least someone was paying attention.
*suppresses a giggle*
The note to the video at
ht tp://www.youtube.com/vancouveraquarium#p/u/1/aKeEuuXjtxg
says hunchback. Nothing on the bird.
Um, humpback.
*bukkits*
It had a hunch there was a bird overhead.
That’s awfully small and fast humpback, if it is one.
After a few viewings, it looks like the birds actually made away.
Well.. it could be argued that a toothed whale killed it to eat it, while a baleen whale (which only eat tiny animals) was just being a jerk.
And some people are just curious about it.
Oooo.. nice. I thought it had white on it, but now I realize it was my crappy monitor.
A whale flipping the bird? Did he do it on porpoise?
Nooooo ….. he did it on a bird … what video did you watch?
aww I was just fishing for a pun-run.
Thanks again for the cozy hat hiding place!
Looks like you got one!! At least the others are more in tuna than I am!!!
*taps his sole to the tuna*
Ooo what song? Barracuda?
♫ That’s a moray ♫
♪ When we got him in the boat
♫ He measured six feet long
♪ I was so danged impressed I had to write a song
♫ the people all said,
“Sit down, sit down you’re rockin’ the boat.” ♫
♪ We all live in a yellow submarine ♫
♫Under the sea!♪
♫Darling it’s better
♪Down where it’s wetter,♪
♪Take it from me!♫
♫ Whatever you do
Don’t pay the
feQuarrymanDon’t even fix a price
Don’t pay the
feQuarrymanUntil he gets you to the other side ♫
♫ Sat here by this stony brook until the grey day turned to dust ♫
♪ When up swam a fish with a children’s book thought that I was lost.. ♪
♪ Boop boop dittem dattem whattem Chu! ♪
♪ And they swam and they swam all over the dam ♪
♪♫ Just keep swimming.
Just keep swimming.
Just keep swimming swimming swimming.
What do you do? You swim swim. ♫♪
Hey Ms. B — Jon volunteered to bandage your confetti paper cuts —- and I think he’s complaining about it ….
Naw, just for the halibut.
Holy mackerel! That HAD to hurt!!
What a bass-hole!
Well, he didn’t hang in school long enough, or he would’ve learned better.
He’s behaving like a mopey dick. There’s no excuse for that.
Look, just becod he’s got no manners isn’t a reason to be crabby about it.
Yeah, but you know how I eel about someone with so much potential floundering like this.
Yes, of course. But the best thing is not to carp on subjects like this, and be a little more kappy.
Perhaps I was being a little shellfish. Next time I’ll really mullet over before making another outburst like that.
That’s the ray! Cut ‘em off at the pike!
Exactly, look at things from a different angler, show a little heart and sole, I think can do that.
Aww sharks, how did I miss “sole” up there in AV’s post?
Woopsie
S’okay, lil’ mushy. I still like ayu.
Mahi nice of you to say that, LGBee.
You never make me feel crappie or shad.
You, are all bloody insane….Rp much?
Is this now WhaleBlog?
He he.
@ the top of the page, it says “Tell me what you see” and then “next.”
Tell me what you see next.
I’m easily amused.
When I saw this, I just flipped!
The bird?
No, the whale!
That’s a whale tale.
Watch out, Avis!
Gives a whole new meaning to flippin’ the bird…
The sea was angry that day my friend.
Open water, minus a boat. Yeah, I think I’ll stay on land!
Yeah. Open water, minus a boat is just asking for a whale to slap you.
What are the odds?
More than half.
I keep replaying the video. So far it’s 100%
*snerk*
*is afraid of open water, minus a boat*
Not because of whales.
Do you have thalassophobia or just a plain “I don’t want to die” fear?
Uh, yes.
*Circles Avis with a toothy grin*
What’s wrong Avis? We all float out here.
Beep beep!
Eep!
Don’t worry; it’s just an actor with a mask.
*patpatpat*
*squeeze*
Whew!
You’re assuming that what is under the mask is better.
*sits in corner rocking back and forth*
It’s nothing but masks all the way down!
*puts Groucho glasses on a croquet ball* Now we can have a masked ball!
♫And we’ll all float on, okay..
And we’ll all float on, okay..♫
Not to tread on LGB’s toes, but I think the “don’t want to die” fear would be thanatophobia, wouldn’t it?
Absolutely, AV. Necrophobia, also.
Dieing is no problem. It’s as easy as falling off of a cliff.
Dying is easy, it’s living that’s hard.
I thought that it was comedy that was hard.
We don’t seem to have any problem with it.
*squeeze*
There are those who say that the reason my jokes are hard is that they are very stale.
I suppose I lean towards “thanato-” because “necro-” oftens means “the dead” or “corpse” (as in necromancy, necrophilia, necrosis), and in Greek art Thanatos occasionally turns up as a personification of Death – famously in the Homeric scene of the death of Sarpedon, in which he is the winged, named chap on the right: (change !m@ge to the forbidden word)
ht tp://www.beazley.ox.ac.uk/dictionary/Dict/!m@ge/Sarpedon.jpg
That’s perfectly all right Avis. Whatever floats your boat.
Whale-slap?
Bird-pwn.
That bird took a shellacking.
Shellacked WHALE!?!?! Who can wield that thing???
you have my vote.
That gotta hurt
WOOO-HOOOO, AA!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
*makes with more confetti throwin’*
*sits quietly drinking coffee, admiring the AA’s whale of a tail*
WooHoo!!!!
Way. To. GO!!!!!!
*makes with the balloon drop*
Woop woop AA to the rescue.
Whoa… 17th powering???? Woo hoo AA!!!
Hee!! Another powering…what a fluke! Thanks, everyone! The drinks are on me.
*ʇsıʍʇ ɐ puɐ ɥsɐןds ɐ sppɐ*
*Runs in*
*Throws hat in the air*
*Grabs a drink off of AA*
*Catches hat*
*Squeezes*
*Runs out*
*starts bubble machine*
*grabs another drink off of AA*
Cheers!
*squeezes AA*
*runs into room, tossing confetti all the while*
Congrats Admiral!!
*pops champagne*
Heee…! I can hear a faintly German-accented “Grrrrrrrrrr!!” from here!
˙ʇoן ƃuıʞɹɐd ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıןpı ʍɯq ɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ı ‘ɥɥɥo
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
Heehee! I was hoping you’d pop in!
*squeeze!*
In and out. Damn, now I want a burger.
*byesqueeze*
Not a bürger?
*seeyalatersqueeze*
Those are good burgers, Walter.
Shut the f#ck up, Donny.
That’ll hit the spot!
So sayeth the Admiral!
*spots Judy*
*squeeze*
*leads parade in jeep*
*huge battleship follows*
*guns on ship fire in salute*
*people scream in terror as ship doesn’t stop for buildings*
*Starfleet ships do flyby of parade*
*ships fire torpedoes that burst into fireworks*
*ships skywrite, “Congrats Admiral!”
*beams bystanders away from falling buildings*
Wow, a Kobayashi Maru scenario! Thanks!
WOOHOO Admiral!!!
*hooks stainless confetti cannon to the back of the battleship*
*rigs up an auto loader and igniter*
*
safety**aims cannon toward rear of parade*
*parade route ends up covered in 6 inches of confetti after parade*
Congrats AA!
*squeeze* I was thinkin of you this weekend
I’m sorry. Unless you were watching a movie or something, I can’t
ima… uh … conceive of anything pleasant that would make you think of the undead.That’s what you get for buying your ships from Toyota…
*Sits and watches Ms. B and NS making it with confetti* Interesting technique!
*giggles*
…
You just have to watch out for paper cuts.
Its OK — I have a first aid kit with lots of butterfly bandages … I am sure someone will volunterr to check you for cuts and tape them up….
*Tosses the silly volunterr into the Bukkit and replaces him with a volunteer … *
*climbs to top of muck, spitting and sputtering*
Hey! What’d I do?!?!?!?
I have your job now.
Dang economy!
putting butterfly bandages on Ms. B and NS’s paper cuts from makin it with the confetti??? Have fun.
You haven’t seen where the cuts are
I could always take care of it myself, if someone would just lend me a mirror.
*hands Ms B circus mirror*
The kinda that makes stuff look bigger and all wavey???
Yeah. I thought it would be fun.
Free W****y!
kicks extra * from Avis and reminds her that this Willy is free. …
*wonders why sauer kraut is calling Aja “Avis” and hitting on him*
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I think so, Marius, but burlap chafes me so…
I think so, Marius, but I’m not sure we’ll get ALL the senators drunk tonight.
I think so, Marius, but how are we going to get all those bananas into a wheel well?
I think so Marius, but are you sure that you want to go down that street?
I think so, Marius, but this time you pay bail.
I think so, Marius, but I think your credit card may be maxed out.
I think so, Marius, but where will we get an island made entirely of jelly beans?
I think so Marius, but we really should see a doctor first.
I think so Marius, but you put the bra on the monkey this time, I’m still digging dung out of my fur
I think so, Marius, but Judy will never part with her ET fingers.
I think so, Marius, but Baconlube seems to be in short supply lately.
I think so, Marius, but are you sure you want to be called “Nancy”?
I think so, Marius, but I don’t think Leila can get past her germaphobia for that one.
I think so, Marius, but I’m not sure the Admiral wants that posted on YouTube.
I think so Marius, but perhaps it would work better with three?
I think so, Marius, but are you sure you want to carpet en entire house with ShamWows?
Dang that made me *ROFFLE*!
Good to see someone’s laughing today. *squeeze*
Admiral, there be whales here!
And birds!
*hands Scotty a mouse*
“Hello computer?”
I donna know iffin she kin take any more captain!
*Gives Scotty a keyboard*
Keyboard. How quaint.
Are you typing with your mind again?
“Remember where we parked!”
Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor?
Ah… the silver ship was a rainbow cloud!!!
Or, hmmm… the purple keyboard was just a quaint green piece of junk!
“Hello computer!”
“Just use the keyboard, ok?”
dang.
One of these days I’ll get the hang of lightning fast posts and replies.
*hangs NOOB sign around neck*
*pat.pat*
S’okay, lil’ lemur. Just need to make the refresh button your friend…
Can I enroll in your class, too, LGB?
*whispers*
Pssst…silly volunterr? It’s spelt “volunteer”.
Pssst …. GBF … no she is the “silly volunterr” from my post above ^^^^
She got thrown in the Bukkit but clawed her way back out ….
Indeed: her spelling was entirely volunterry.
*pats lemur on the head*
Keep plucking, little feller. You’ll make it!
Welcome to my hell.
whales don’t like to share their fish. lol.
Wales don’t like to share their sheep.
*flees before DrB hears*
Sheep don’t like to shear their wool.
SO FAKE!!
That’s what she said.
Such a flake!
You should partake.
*offers cookies*
I think that I will bake a cake!
How long will that take??
Not too long — I will hurry for your sake.
No worries…I can wait.
One cake does not a party make.
Well maybe, if it were for a wake?
A proper subjunctive, for grammar’s sake!
I don’t know — I was making a HUGE cake with a cute young male thing just waiting to jump out —
Woo hoo!!!! AWESOME PARTY!
Better call LCB. She’d hate to miss it.
Are there going to be any candles on this cake?
YES!!!!! Lots of candles … better keep the firemen and call for reinforcements!!!
Lemme guess, trick candles, the kind that don’t go out? Give ‘em more of a reason to stick around. Then we can take advantage of them while they’re resting!
Yep …
Genius. Sheer genius.
*crashes party*
Hi, I heard there were firemen here.
*looks around hopefully*
I think we need to light the candles first. THEN call the firemen!
They are all over by the cake holding their hoses … you should go help them ….
*lights candles*
*goes to help firemen hold their -er- hoses*
Did someone report a fire in here?
Oh dear, I hope you weren’t making that cake with the cute young male thing already inside. Necrophilia is just wrong.
Oh no — he was added after it cooled. Then the whole thing was frosted …. and the candles added.
Say hello to my little friend!
*pulls out kalashnikov and sprays chl with bullets*
All men live enveloped in whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever present perils of life.
*makes steeple with index fingers*
*rests chin*
*ponders*
*hands LGB a tall scotch on rocks*
This might help with the interpretation.
Thanks, sauer!
*slurps down in one gulp*
*hic!*
Okay, okay, okay. I got it. Leshsee. The moral of the shtory ish if you lay down with whalesh you shleep with da fishes?
It smells like the left wing of the day of judgment.
And what is the right wing up to?
I am madness maddened!
Stoopid customers.
It’s good!
Birdie?
Bogie?
Snotty?
*goes a little green*
*hands AV bukkit, just in case*
I didn’t realize you got seasick!
*accepts bukkit*
*slightlyqueasysqueezy*
Moby Dick’s lesser known brother, Whata Dick, was not the nicest of sea-living mammals.
*golf craps*
Encore! Encore!
*snerk*
Wait…I thought that was Major Dick…
*confuzzled*
He is a second cousin …
ROFL!!
ABSTRACT’S BACK!!!
*pouncetacklesqueeze*
*recovers, looks about, pounces LGB skaweeezzzeysqueez*
Today’s fails are going to the birds.
*checks mail*
If they are, they’re not here yet.
Snail mail?
Whale mail?
Fail mail.
Sail mail.
Bail mail
Jail mail.
Kill mail
male mail
Braille male!
so I get to rub his bump?
Go for it Abstract!!!
wooooohoooo *rubs the bump*
Ohhh the bump has become a hump!
♪♫ My humps, my humps. My lovely lady lumps. ♪♫
@ Ms B: *snerk*
Everytime I hear that song, I think of the Alanis Morrisette verison…
Clickie!
Suzie, That has to be one of the funniest spoofs on a song EVER! It still makes me cringe though.
I looooove that spoof!
Good thing you got it on video, because who would believe that whale of a tale?!
Jacky want a cracker?
naw.. no thanks.. too much sodium.. trying to cut back!
Aquaman must be really bored.
omg that is awesome pwnage!!
Baseball, whale version.
Stop posting wins on failblock you pricks!
Places Dirk’s head on the FailBlock and calls in the scary guy with the black hood and the big ax …
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
*films execution, posts it on Failblog entitled “Ax win”*
*notices the executioner seems rather late*
*gnaws through Dirk’s neck*
Well — that will make for a more interesting video!
Zombie kill of the week?
No. That one goes to the old lady.
Hey!! I am not old!!!
I never said you were. It’s a Zombie Land reference.
For those that don’t know, Zombie Land is a movie.
I wonder what the seagull did to the whale to deserve this?
My guess is he sh*t on him.
Then the seagull got off easy
*imagines what would happen if the whale took a dump on the gull*
Then the seagull got off easy
*!mag!nes what would happen if the whale took a dump on the gull*
I’m sure he’d feel pretty sh*tty.
Sh!tty yes, pretty no….
♪♫ I feel pretty, oh so pretty! ♫♪
♪♫ I feel sh!tty, oh so sh!tty! ♫♪
Hello failpeeps!! I am crashing the blog for a few minutes. how is everyone? Looks like I’ve misses some great fails.
It’s so nice to see you! Where you been hiding yourself?!?
under my desk… away from the tyrant’s cruel gaze
You want I should beat him/her up for you?
*puts fists up*
oh, most certainly! They told us we have to come in or we get points against our record. they are calling for 14-20 inches of snow here and I don’t want to die…
Oh noes! Nao I haz a worry!
*bites nails*
*doesn’t say whose*
*sighs*
I need those to hang something on the wall, LGB.
*squeezes abstract*
*squeeze* hmmm, *tries to hang pictures with worry* crash, bang…oooohhh, you meant the nails.
*gigglesnork!*
lolz, but nao I haz a sad for the worry u haz…. is ugly cycle
I sold that ugly cycle for $40 to a total N00b…he thought it was a bicycle…..ROFL
I fear it will somehow get uglier when the N00b crashes on it.
Make another batch of syrum.
Remember to take it before the stiffness sets in.
Problem solved.
ROFL I love you
whales always win…or else!
agreed.
or else they don’t…?
*snerkle*
Trying a new combo?
I prefer *snoffle*.
Yeah, me too. However snerkle does remind me that I only have 29 days left until Hawaii.
Oh Jon — I was asked on the last fail to give you a message …
I’m a good girl, I am!
AHHHH!
*runs screaming from the room, á la BFF, arms flailing wildly*
*summons group of lawyers*
*points out Jon;’s antics*
*eats lawyers*
wow, another Yetti sports like game – Whale sports: Baseball
Fluke shot!
I betcha 10 internets the whale can do it again.
*fishes in pockets*
*finds only a button and crumpled tissue*
*opens wallet*
*moth flies out*
Can someone loan me 10 internets, please?
*loans LGB a pre-paid poke card*
There’s 20 internets on that. I want it back.
Thanking you very kindly, Jon.
Ms B! Looks like you’re on!
Wait…
*plays video again*
Pay up! He did it again, and again, and again. Man, that whale has good aim!
SHORYUKEN! Whale wins! PERFECT!
The … the other ones vanished?
“[...]I’ll even whale on a whale.”
The sad time has come, my failpeeps, for my imminent departure. all my love to you. Be safe tomorrow if any of you are expecting this snow. Hope to see you all soon. *bottomlesssqueezepool*
See you then!
*pouts*
Hey Avis — -how is it downtown??? I whimped out and stayed home today ….
Windy and cold. The snow is blowing horizontally. And I can no longer see the lake. Even though it’s right across the street. You were wise to stay home!
40’s and sunny! Finally!
Pttthhhhhbbbbbbbt!!!!!
That’s supposed to be us on Saturday. I think I’ll wash my car.
Yea, not much was going on and I can keep tabs with the computer. I was sure that if I went that the trains would be messed up on the way home…
I don’t even want to think about what the roads are like downtown! I mean in the corporate part of downtown, that is. LSD looks pretty clear, but the side roads are a mess!
LSD is always clear, Avis.
Clear, but wrong. Sooo wrong.
One day an acid rain will come and wipe all the filth off the streets.
I’m sure the LSD has nothing on the LIE!
*suffers flashback*
*gets all distracted by the pretty lights and stuff*
I AM THE ZOMBIE KING!!!
*prances away*
Would this be a bad time to mention that I happily swam laps in an outdoor pool yesterday?
The weather was beautiful — low 60’s & a little breezy, but very nice to look at. The pool was perfect.
Of course, it’s in the 50’s & windy and rainy here today. We supposedly have a chance of thunderstorms.
This kitteh no likey the thunderstorms.
That’s almost as bad as mentioning that it’s in the mid 80’s and that I’m off to a beach bar in a bit for a refreshing cool beer….
*still hoping for Vegas in April*
I thought that Vegas was in Nevada, but I wouldn’t bet on it.
*SQUEEZE*
You should be getting an e-mail sometime this evening.
I’m also hoping it will be warmer in Vegas during April.
Look forward to it. I hope that you put enough postage on it or Post Mistress DW will whack it with her rubber stamp and return it to you.
I once bluffed on a heart draw and hoped my Vagus nerve didn’t give it away.
How misleading! It turns out that nerve is nowhere near the part of the body it sounds like.
Well? Don’t leave us hanging on the bluff. Did they have the stomach for it?
Avis, I’m not going to be able to make it to Vegas in April. We’re not going until school’s out. Otherwise we would only be able to stay for a few days. Sorry.
*pouts*
I knew it was too good to be true!
Maybe I can try to make the other fail-meet, if it’s later in the month.
Part of my plan when we go is to cruise over to Cali for a few days. Go to the beach and Disneyland. I wonder if NS would want to meet us at one of those places.
*ponders*
Is it almost as bad as wishing we don’t get anymore days above 100
*screams maniacally at the ebil thunderstorms until NS feels better*
*doesn’t like them much either*
You had to bail before I got back.
But you returned to bring us more cheer!
*hopes for more of the latter and less of the former*
it’s not a whale… it’s a dolphin. Orcas are dolphins…
Oh Dear — is the ax man still here?? I think the FailBlock is open …
True, but don’t think that’s an orca.
… but dolphins are whales.
Is this guy being obtuse on porpoise?
*peers into Mzie’s eyes*
*recognizes the fertilizer piles behind them*
Nope.
maybe you could chew off another head?
have you heard the word?
Everyone know the bird is the word!
The whale is evil, it did that on purpose.
I think it’s time for a new fail. Please!?!
What? I’m having a whale of a time here.
*franticly flies out of the way*
♫♪ Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
‘Bout the flapping fish and girls I’ve loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it’s all true,
I swear by my tattoo♫♪
Why is it I can hear Mr. Krab singing that?
♪ OHHHHHH ♫
♫ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♫
♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♫
I still can’t believe Mr. Krab and Brother Justin are the same guy.
Luke Skywalker and The Joker being one and the same still has my head spinning.
what makes my head spin is the guy who does Elmo’s voice.
The result of improperly sized jockey shorts.
I thought that was Tiny Tim’s problem.
♫♪ Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I’ll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me♫♪
I just had to check. That Fail, the popular kid one, Looks to have slowed down. Its only to 2874 when I checked.
Everyone, I am breaking my restrictions (reason why I haven’t been on FB) to ask of you all a boon. One of my best friends has a concussion and is in the ER. PLEASE! Pray to what ever God or Gods you believe in to help him.
Will do! You’re a good friend to your friends it appears.
Yes. We’re like brothers. And thanks.
*squeeze*
Can I ask what happened?
He hit his head when getting something out of the fridgeyesterday (typical Micheal) and got out of school today because it caught up with him.
I just got text. He is out of the ER and is ALIVE!… with a minor concussion.
I’m glad to hear it!
I had a friend end up with a concussion when we were in high school. Of course, she slipped on a condom that someone had filled with ice and flung at someone else in the school hallway. So, completely different story.
Condom? Really? So immature?
*secretlt roflmfao- ng on floor…shhh it’s a secret*
*switches last “?” with a “!”*
*is still roflmfao-ing*
Yeah, it was a college preparatory school if you can believe it. Of course, my school was also one that espoused alternative methods of teaching, so…
~Yes. Stuffing condoms with ice is very educational.~
We got away with stuff there that would have gotten you expelled had you tried it at my first high school. We were given a lot of freedoms. And some of us actually learned from them.
*Stares at post*
*Begins to speak, decides against it*
*Wonders where to find a full story*
That pretty much is the full story. One girl brought condoms to school and was filling them with ice (not too sure where she got that, we didn’t have a proper cafeteria) and then flinging them randomly down the crowded hallway. One apparently didn’t get picked up, the ice melted and well, the other girl was down for the count.
Spectacular. It’s stories like this that make me wish I had more time to come here.
Most likely he’ll be fine, but don’t underestimate a “minor concussion”. Head injuries can be sneaky little devils.
*hopes for the best*
True. But I think it’s a good sign that he’s eating at Taco Bell right now.
And *squeeze!*
sending prayers and love to Mr. Minty and his friend ……..*squeeze*
Thanks. I’m really scared right now.
…You should be.
Bwa-ha-ha.
*steals nightshayd’s extra apostrophes*
*Creates several grammatically incorrect sentences*
Bwa-ha-ha.
Boo.
PAWN3D
MAJOR LEAGUE BIRDBALL!!! (^_^)
That whale totally just flipped the birds.
Home run!!!!!
Holy crap. It looks like Vancouver has the largest aquarium ever… their whale tank has islands.
ahah that bird went flying! no pun intended!