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Is it a bird? It is a plane?
She got goosed!
its a pigeon
Actually.. it is a goose… Canadian Goose to be exact.
It’s a vulture and she’s dead.
She’s dead? My compliments to the taxidermist!
He sure knows his stuff!
Laughed so hard, I got a stitch in my side.
I got goose bumps!
I’ll bet that right now she’s as loose as a goose!
I don’t know, it looks like it hurts. Perhaps she’ll get a goose-egg out of the deal.
A buisness man with a briefcase full of porn
Why didn’t she duck?
She must be a little loony.
Why didn’t he honk?
It’s SuperDuck!
Why is SuperDuck attacking Sarah Silverman?
Shouldnt that be Goose WIN!!
agree with goose win
No its your obese mom.
# Cos when the feeling’s right
I’m gonna run all night #
You were a keen runner back in the summer of ‘69?
In ‘69 I wasn’t even Somebody.
Please Forgive Me for butting in but there was probably a few Lonely Nights back in ‘69.
Back to You…
Thanks for the Heavenly comment.
I’m sure with jam, it was Straight From the Heart.
Here I Am! You know you missed me!
Well yeah, but Do I Have to Say The Words? I mean, right here, in front of everybody?
I expect this will be a night to remember.
Ok, So Far So Good. But We Can’t Stop This Thing We Started!
I wouldn’t say “FAIL”, more like “goose WIN”
They never fail
/me whistles the “Village of Kakariko” song
Duck Duck GOOSE!
*chases*
I wanna play!
*Throws dodge ball*
DUCK!!!!
Nigh swan.
youse alls are so funneeee… ya quack me up.
She should have ducked.
Instead, she got goosed.
I don’t know who to feel sorry for the most…
I once had a blue monster teddy called Mr Angry. He’d shake and and make grrrr noises.
canadian geese are getting to be like pigeons, just bigger, noisier and more obnoxious. feel sorry for her cuz she was cookin’ prior to getting goosed.
Off the subject, but where is it 4:06am now?
Oregon? Washington?
…this better not be another “my pants” joke
West coast USA
It’s 512 in Arizona…
I’ll have the ” pecking” duck and a sider order of Fail
Hen “pecked”
I hate geese.
Ducks taste better.
Tundra swans are prettier, and quieter.
I’m unsure, but shouldn’t a pirate have a parrot, not a goose?
Yaaaaarrrr!
I don’t know. I myself have a fish and Captain Kidd had a goat.
Quack Quack Attack of the Ducks.
WHO? The Ducker?
what a goose
Poor Canada geese. Too big to be considered cute, even upon hatching, too violent to be considered good pets
Canada Goose penalised for striking Visitors defense, has to sit out entire game. Final Scored. Ganders 18 – Visitors 15.
That looks like Sara Silverman. Weird.
Clicky.
Tsk! Good job that’s not in England. The Queen won’t allow her property to be thrown into the water like a rotten fish.
The Queen owns all British swans? What about the naked mole rats?
I believe she owns mute swans. I’m not surprised though, I wouldn’t want them squawking at me either.
I don’t know about naked mole rats but she ain’t getting my hamster!
I want swan of dose!
I see a new Olympic discipline here.
Swan throwing – nice! We could improve it by using PETA members as targets.
WTF?
So the swans land softly and don’t get hurt!
Oooooooooooh! Got it.
*gooses AE*
yah… that’s a mute swan. they is nasty. not many birds nastier than them; even the vultures avoid them.
It just wants a *squeeze*.
Will you settle for a squawk?
*squeeze*
Aww…
*Squeeze!*
*Starts throwing geese at people.*
*ducks*
*keeps mouth shut*
Come on guys, you can throw them back, we have have a grand old goose toss.
*Switches the redundant “have” with a “can”*
Yes we “can.”
I suggest an alternative game.
*gets out tennis racquet*
Iprefer foorball, thankyouverymuch.
Oh lord…
*bukkits³*
furball??
does k@ know?
“OK! OK! I’ll switch back to Aflac!”
You better, or a gang of them will be waiting outside your house tonight! Look what just two of them did!
I’m just stopping by. It’s highly likely you’ll only be seeing my intermittently for a long time. I’ve just been so caught up by events in the past few months, thankfully almost all of them happy ones: first, one of my cousins (just married in August) is now pregnant with her first child, a baby girl (YAY!
); a different cousin of mine is now engaged to her boyfriend, to be married once she completes her degree; and, closer to home, my best friend just asked me out. So… I’ve got a lot keeping me busy. But I love you all, and I’ll stop by when I can. Happy Valentine’s Day in advance!
be seeing me*
Be seeing you.
*squeeze*
oh me oh my!
*squeeze*
Enjoy all this good fortune and good luck on your dates with your best friend!
I feel horrible for asking this now but Shadow hasn’t been around much for me to ask…
*goes to corner to die of embarrassment*
The ducks at the pond near my house are aggressive! My sister and I were chased by a gang of them.
Chased? So you ran away? From… ducks?
They were big! With wings speed and beaks open. Honking at us! I’m traumatized!
Buy roasted duck, go to the pond, eat it. That’ll show ‘em!
Judging by what everyone is saying, and the size of the pictured geese, I’m wondering if they were actually geese… Is goose meat good?
It’s okay, but not great. Tastes like… well, you know, chicken.
I call a foul or fowl
Just the wrong place at the wrong time, running has its hazards!
This needs to be accompanied by the “chariots of fire” music
This loks like a job for Captain Sully!
Did she die?
Thats funny because Lemoore was my high school
Hey, mine too!
Hey, I was in that race! There was goose sh*t all over the track. And there were a few bones, to…
Actually getting attacked by a goose or swan isn’t funny. They may not weigh much but they have a lot strength in their wings and necks. They can inflict some really ugly bruises when they grab hold of you and flog you with their wings.
This doesn’t look like a goose attack though. This looks like a goose failure to make sure the runway was clear before takeoff.
^^^^^ That’s what it was
It didn’t attack her, it just flew into her.
Ah memories… this picture is like… 4 years old.
Is that Sarah Silverman?
Do you suppose she was able to land safely in a nearby river?
Dances with geese… not so good, akshully.
Ahaha! I was at that Cross Country meet!
Go Lemoore!
Actually, Canadian geese of that size have been known to fracture person’s arms with a beat of their wings and cause concussions when they hit someone on the head with their beak. She a right to be afraid.
Is that Sarah Silverman? She’s hot btw
That chick looks kinda hot. I think that goose was like, “Holy smokes, a babe!”
Is that Goose Howard in action?
not the whale win….
Ahh yes. My favorite show, dancing with the geese.
BIRD STRIKE! Quick, call Chesley Sullenberger!
proof that Lemoore High Athletics FAIL.
Its true now. Football, Water Polo, Volleyball and Soccer were good for a while but now not so much
That’s not funny! Geese are evil creatures! They have a plot to destroy the human race and this is clear evidence of it!
haha i totally go to that school
FTW i *went* to that school
Canada strikes again!!!
“Duck..Duck!” “Goose!” “I told you to duck”