Comments on: Sober Fail http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 22:10:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: jesus http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-1189525 Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:45:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-1189525 is there any way to stop your s**tty spam without killing you?

]]> By: Jackie http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-929612 Sat, 03 Jul 2010 09:56:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-929612 when was this on Leno?

]]> By: name http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-827709 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 06:16:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-827709 That guy finishing his beer deserves a prize.

]]> By: holly http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-813293 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:23:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-813293 I love that this happened not too far from where I used to live…and in my home state – Oregon! :shock:

]]> By: Bertrand http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-802922 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:48:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-802922 Only in America: The drunk is an enornous danger to the officer. That is why the latter has to hold his weapon onto him.

]]> By: Rob http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-793763 Wed, 17 Feb 2010 07:36:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-793763 WOOOO!!! GO OREGON!!! SETTING HIGH STANDARDS AS USUAL!!!
I live in K Falls, this is basically an everyday thing.

]]> By: a dude who u dont know who is it http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-791101 Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:50:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-791101 Is really an epic fail. >:D

]]> By: Provaiders http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-790363 Sun, 14 Feb 2010 02:28:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-790363 good :D !

]]> By: Shan http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-787228 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:00:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-787228 …The “french fries” are not french at all… It’s belgian idea. To “french” means to cut into slivers…

]]> By: Ryan http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-786986 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:27:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-786986 yup still live here and going to OIT

last year! woot!

]]> By: Pockets http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-786931 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:23:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-786931 I stayed there for a while at my aunt and uncle’s house. Pretty town, though Hickville? I had no idea…

]]> By: Rose http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-785511 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:01:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-785511 I aspire to be this man.

]]> By: Loki http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-785510 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:59:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-785510 HAHA white people

]]> By: Rone http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-785374 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:58:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-785374 I STILL live here. :(
I got out for a while, then moved back. Seeing stuff like this makes me ashamed and excited all at the same time.

]]> By: Steve! http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-785143 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:53:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-785143 This is actually a good defense against drunk driving. If you are pulled over and you know you’re going to get a DUI, grab an unopened beer, step out of your vehicle and close the door behind you. Then, in front of the police, open the beer and slam it back before you take the breathalizer. You can argue that any readings taken have been compromised by you taking that drink. You get a sober friend to get you home and you’re off!

]]> By: dahumanz http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-785116 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:54:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-785116 yeah ok… I think because of the fact, that almost evryone can buy a gun in a supermarked and the crime rate is a “little bit” higher… thats quite ok.
maybe it would be better, if police officers would be a little better prepared and careful here, because they seem to wait until the crime has happened and after that they come into action… (when its too late)

thank you!

]]> By: basbas http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-785034 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:15:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-785034

]]> By: jesta http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784977 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:23:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784977 i’d call that a win: “well if i’m gettin arrested i might as well finish my beer since it doesn’t make a difference!”

]]> By: marco http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784920 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:51:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784920 you rock :)

]]> By: trav http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784476 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:29:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784476 win!

]]> By: jovanni http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784328 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:27:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784328 why is it necessary to point a gun at someone who is drinking?

]]> By: JamesMuliz http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784298 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:00:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784298 I used to live in that town! O.O

]]> By: jona http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784253 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:34:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784253 this counts as a win in my book :)

]]> By: Rude Jackass http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784244 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:13:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784244 That damn pic has been around forever, can’t believe something that old and well used was posted on failblog. Sure its funny but its been around awhile.

]]> By: AferVentus http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784230 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:00:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784230 That’s quite ok … ;)

]]> By: AferVentrix http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784217 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:05:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784217 *takes a stroll all along the watchtower*

]]> By: Nic http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784210 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:47:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784210 Certainly looks like a free country….

]]> By: AferVentus http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784207 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:43:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784207 I think he’s just fermenting trouble.

]]> By: Dan http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784195 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:49:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784195 To be honest…the guy calling fails harder than the couple on the phone.

]]> By: Snake http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784169 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:47:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784169 win

]]> By: Random mischief maker #24 http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784163 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:30:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784163 Lame story of the moment: I just put on some rice & totally forgot about it. Now the whole house stinks like burnt rice & i cant get the black sh1t off the bottom of the pan. :(
And the worse part is: that was the last of the rice, now i have nothing to go with my chicken! I suppose i’ll have to make do with noodles.

Pins “nerdy & proud” badge to left nipple… OUCH!

*squeeze*

]]> By: WTF http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784162 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:27:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784162 jup, that´s how to set your priorities…

]]> By: Random mischief maker #24 http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784160 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:15:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784160 *pretends to squeeze Gracie, but actually hugs instead*
*runs away giggling with mischief*

]]> By: JimmyMcJimbo http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784159 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:11:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784159 french fries?

]]> By: Gonzo http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784158 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:01:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784158 It is a WIN! In the text underneath: it is a passenger and no one else was arrested but the driver!

]]> By: JimmyMcJimbo http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784157 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:54:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784157 Well the alcohol left in his mouth is enough for a blow in the bag to go over (& obviously swab test too).
And they cant force you to do a blood test just for alcohol. Even if they could, by the time they get you to the station for the test is enough time for it to enter your bloodstream.
Piss in the cup test is not accurate for alcohol, it can detect the presence, but how much is effected by water/diet/kidneys/liver/kebab.
& they cant force you to do that either.
The only accepted test is blow in the bag (eg. count to 5 into the machine).

]]> By: Jeremy http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784152 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:05:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784152 Kudos to the photojournalist for being there right at the perfect moment

]]> By: Jeremy http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784151 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:04:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784151 but alcohol doesn’t take hold immediately, so can’t they prove drunkenness via a more direct test?

]]> By: Stuuuupid http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784150 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:03:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784150 Good for him. F-ck the police.

]]> By: Ferme la Bouche http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784144 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:12:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784144 Jungle ball, but no charging, we’ll call that as a personal foul.
Other than that, you have the right to remain violent.

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784141 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:58:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784141 He does look practised.

]]> By: totally not qbert http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784139 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:56:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784139 yea its stupid! i agre..

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784138 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:56:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784138 Good night Scott. Write at you later.

]]> By: Jeremy http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784137 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:50:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784137 This is far from a fail!!! There is a loophole in the current laws that allow you to get off a drink driving charge if you drink an undisclosed amount of alcohol after leaving the vehicle but before being breathelized. The cop is unable to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the driver was drunk behind the wheel, as he may have only been drunk after exiting when he drank that drink. They can get him with street drinking, but not a pissy driving charge…. smart, smart man

]]> By: 3dham http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784136 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:50:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784136 Maybe he has superpowers that are activated by drinking beer… duh duh duh… DUI man! :drunk:

]]> By: 3dham http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784135 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:48:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784135 I’m sure he has done it before, looks like same old thing all over again, here I am getting arrested again… :shock:

]]> By: ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784133 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:43:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784133 It sounds like they’ll probably have the right weather for pond skimming too!

Anyway, I’m off to bed Mr. Canis Latrans Take care and have a good one.

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784131 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:31:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784131 New event: Bikini Downhill. The snowboarders would go for that.

]]> By: ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784129 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:25:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784129 Yeah, been there, skied that. Not a lot of fun. People will wonder why they’re showing the Slalom in slow motion.

]]> By: coyote http://failblog.org/2010/02/08/sober-fail/comment-page-1/#comment-784128 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:22:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=39640#comment-784128 The problem with trucking in snow and artificial snow is that it is too warm to keep it frozen. It will be a bit like skiing on a slurpee. *cuts to commercial* This SuperG is brought to you by 7-11. Oh thank heaven for 7-11.

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