I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here
Well, you don’t know what we can find
Why don’t you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride …
bearer of the light, they say
you need a light where the sun don’t shine
Holy crap!
Don’t want neither to fall on you
♫ You light up my life ….you give me…♫
Probably how Steve Jobs feels with his release of the iPad
lol! literally!
Ain’t no amount of fiber that will help you crap that out.
..and monkeys will fly out of my…..oh wait.
u r spst to say first
They must think the sun shines out your arse.
It actually does; and that can be more embarassing in public than one would think.
Does that mean that technically you can’t moon people, you sun them?
Don’t look directly into the light.
*suns the Moomin*
*flees*
Jam, you’re my favourite
… type of sandwich?
…..on toast?
… tart?
spread?
*ducks for cover*
Watch out for those ducks: they can really get you down.
The embarassing bit is the nut at the front holding things together.
*squeezes^ ^^*
Kinda reminds me of the Smiths’ “Hand in Glove.”
♫Hand in glove/where sun shines out of our behinds…♫
gay
where the f&$ is gracie’s sparkly bat when ya need a good slap upside the head. …
It’s like Michelangelo, only lighter.
What on earth has that kid been eating?
*tastes*
A construction crane, apparently.
*squeeze!*
Tapeworms. Procreating tapeworms.
This is how Lucifer became the fallen angel: He had a heavy lamp glued to his ass and couldn’t fly anymore.
Well, he was the Lightbringer.
Shortly followed by the Wince of Darkness (sorry).
So what has he satin?
Chains of pain?
I can see a tunnel with a light at the end.
Get out of that angel!
What was the afterlife like?
Brown.
…and smellier than an angel should be. Disappointing.
Smells like something crawled up here and died?
“The hamster – having fun with its multiple usages” by A. N. Gel
K.Y is that?
These comments have really jellied together… all that’s missing is the pee-nut butter and wonder bread.
I’ll wager he can only hold it like that for another few minutes.
Pelvic floor exsecises can’t help with that I am afraid.
…not unlike that of the angel…
*tiptoes to put the coffee on*
that’ll be the clencher
Ahhh, my kind of morning, a little coffee and some light cheeky conversation.
The Americans are already awake.
Oooops, sorry.
I will say that it is always nice to woken up by such beautiful ladies.
*Hey, I may not know what you actually look like, but anyone as funny and intallegent as you all are makes you beautiful to me.*
yeesh!!! my spelling sucks today.
I am glad I am not the only one with the spelling gremlins today!
Love the t-shirt!
Happy Moanday! *groan*
Good morning sis!
*Hits the lights*
gAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRGGG
Why, why did you do that?
Awake if you use the term loosely.
He should walk the plank with a bosu.
Prometheus stole light from the gods and sent it via cherub bum? What a sh1t idea.
That was his second choice after he had to realize that a bucket of water isn’t the right vehicle.
And here I always thought it was Cherubim not Cherub bum. Silly me.
One Cherub bum, many Cherubim
Perhaps this is really a cupid and this is merely payback? They always shoot you in the bum right?
A new twisted valentine tradition? If you are unlucky in love shove a lamp up cupid’s rear?
I never knew I loved her till I sodomize. They were entrancing to say the least. (Then exiting, then entrancing, etc.)
Seraphim WIN?
I bet God didn’t anticipate that when he said “Let there be light!”.
The issue is somewhat clouded!
Yes – it’s not exactly the crack of dawn …
That must be a gas lamp.
Yes it is.
does a genie come out if you rub it?
No, you get just get a puff and an assplosion.
what about the magic carpet ride????
I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here
Well, you don’t know what we can find
Why don’t you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride …
*puts newspaper down*
Are you perplexed granny?
No, he’s looking for a lit match.
♫ it seems to me you lived your life
like a candle in the wind ♫
Damn craftsman, the angel is pointing to the right spot and he missed it anyhow…
Cartman is an angel now…….??
First!! oh wait…
hot-air-light carrying angel
I Shat brix! (or Lightz?)
hahaha, PURT!!
♫This little light of mine…
I’m gonna let it shine…♫
Everybody!
I’m goin in. Cover my ass!
Sorry, butt I am fresh out of gerbils.
That’s quite the morning dump! Poor guy, maybe he should lay off the junk food.
Hey, at least it wasn’t a full-scale chandelier.
It’s almost Valentines Day, in preparation
Hthe Cherubs usually hold very wild parties on weekends.Crossed-out H is… somehow not.
it´s powered by gas – i guess..
i see it as a censorship win, myself
And here you silly ppl thought pooping rainbows was cool.
Ugh – the light does not shine down on – ???
Would this make him gay? I mean he is a guy and he has that think shoved up his butt…
uhiii thatt hurts..
Well, at least it’s not painted on a bathtub.
That’s an ugly ass lamp.
‘You are to hold this in until I see fit to remove it.’
‘Yes, Sir…’
Buttplug.
Suddenly the scarf with the knots tied in it doesn’t seem so kinky anymore.
Oh, this is one that just keeps on giving! I’ve heard of p.o.o.p.ing rainbows, but ceiling fixtures?
“Will someone PLEASE pull my damn finger already?!!!”
the light really does shine out of his arse
LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!!
Be careful what you wish for…you just might get it. When you wish you could see the light at the end of the tunnel…be more specific.
OMG! This comment WIN