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The kiddos sure are getting an early “education” nowadays.
Hey it soft core, not the hard stuff.
They have to start some where.
♫ the simple b
eare necessities ♫That’s why they had Miley Cyrus.
Who Do You Think Put That There?
It’s never to early for them to learn about the birds and the bees.
It’s a game. The viewer is supposed to catch a glimpse of scenes from from “The Rescuers” and “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” hidden in these films.
And if you play it backwards, you see it go out and in, instead of in and out.
I think Jessica Rabbit starred in some of these films when she was younger, actually…
She was drawn to them.
I heard she had some pretty sketchy auditions though.
The stuff she did would put color in your cheeks.
Don’t get too graphic, there may be minors here.
At that time she wasn’t married yet…though I think she was doodling the producer.
Even back then she knew she was going to have an illustrious career.
There was a lot of shady favors.
Hopefully she never had to resort to [comic] stripping.
Or at least playing patty-cake
That’s just a pigment of your imagination.
When I was little, all we had were naughty Mickey Mouse comics.
You didn’t have the cross-dressing Bugs Bunny?
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “what’s up, doc”.
That’s why he is grumpy.
♫ Hi-ho, hi-ho … ♫ ?
They went to work on her mine, alright.
I always had my suspicions about Steambot W***ie.
Even my steamboat is a failboat. Who has the bukkit?
And “Thumper”… Must’ve been a Playboy bunny.
Nice.
But bambi made the doe.
I heard it was Bambi’s father who made the big bucks
Really? I bet people fawned all over him.
=D gotta startem off on the right track I guess
Kudos on finding a good ‘powered by’ comment!
“Where dreams come true!”
Has a whole new meaning.
It’s a whole new world out there Jules.
What Will You Celebrate?
Not being celibate?
I’m a celibacy. Get me out of here.
Disney’s expanding its target audience maybe?
I’m sure this will cause a rise in membership.
A swell in thier ratings.
Let’s hope they don’t get a big head about it.
Well there is room for market growth potential.
Let’s hope their egos don’t inflate too much.
the icing on the cake, these are the funniest comments i have ever seen on fail blog OMFG ROFLMAO cant barely breath
I’ve gotta start watching Disney more.
How else are they going to find out about freshman orientation?!?!
Nightshayde, it’s just another truck hitting an overpass. Don’t even bother to watch it when you get home.
One soccer player kicks the other in the NoNos. Don’t even bother to watch it when you get home.
Nothin’ to see here, just a drunk man falling down while trying to impress friends.
You’ve seen one guy knock himself out with nunchucks, you’ve seen them all.
“Let me speak for all the guys out there when I say, if you have seen one woman naked then you want to see them all, naked.”
After seeing how Super Bowl commercials portray guys, I’ll speak for myself, thengkew.
*snork*
Good for you.
Yeah! We are not Dorito obsessed maniacs!
Those commercials don’t portray women to well either.
I’m just sayin.
Does anyone seriously expect ads to portray people well?
Just look at freaky sweater guy.
Do I have to??
It’s the eyes, isn’t it?
Not really, but does it always have to be so poorly?
I didn’t watch the game, but I’ve seen the commercials from years past. I don’t !mag!ne they’ve changed all that much.
Well, they’re coloured now.
and in High Def.
And they aren’t silent with cards showing dialogue in between scenes.
Only if you have that package from your cable provider. While my TV is designed to work with HD, I am not paying extra for it.
:p
We have a rebel birdie in our midst! Contact the authorities.
*helloSqueezeToAvis*
Hello!
*squeeze*
Actually if you buy a HD antenna you can get basic HD channels for free.
I don’t even own an antenna…no cable or tv for the buttacow…and I like it that way!
I have internet and books for my entertainment pleasure…not to mention my LOVELY failpeeps… 
OMG SuzieQ! You are my hero!!!!
I wish I could get rid of mine too but I will have a lot of cry babies in my hands.
I not sure you should say that about your husband or his friends.
I have the bunny ears and the “can’t-afford-cable” converter box. But I only watch one show, so it doesn’t really matter.
Well, I had cable at one point, but since I only watch a couple of shows (and not even on a regular basis), I thought it was silly to pay for something I didn’t use. The t.v’s are used for my kids’ game systems. Otherwise, it’s usually quiet in my house…
Sounds like my house.
*butterysqueeze*
Oh hell. Whose turn is it to change Arthur??
I am NOT that old!!!
Noooo, of course not!
I thought I was younger than you?
Oh yeah? Watch this:
*sucks on thumb*
*cries*
*wets self*
HAH!
*snork*
*tips hat*
Now send someone to clean my monitor.
Hee! That made me giggle!
I has a nesting fail up there. ↑↑↑
*bukkits*
You’re gonna need a bigger bukkit to change Arthur.
*brings extra large Shamwow*
*raises eyebrow at DW*
*looks at Arthur*
What should we change him to?
I suppose that Depends, what would he like to be changed to?
Errr… ummm… hmmm… Surprise me!
*adds cloven hooves*
*adds big red clown nose*
Hmmm.
GAH!!!
Whaddafu??? What the hell is that? Someone re-do Arthur. He looks 
!!!!
*uses large gum eraser*
Woops. Now Arthur has no gums.
…What should we do with all these teeth, then?
String them and wear around your neck?
Thanks for torturing me. I’ll just convert into my old self if you don’t mind.
I don’t think we mind at all.
*squeeze*
*sighs in relief*
*squeezes AE*
Wait, how old are you now?
Well…he admitted that his self is “old”, so…!
*checks the “geezer” box next to Arthur’s name on the roll call*
Does that mean I graduated to the “old fart” category?
I always found you to be bubbly, Fluff.
With great difficulty and humility.
Plus, you have to know people in high places.
Humility or humiliation?
Humidity.
*snork!*
you have to press the “8″ key while holding the “shift” bar, i can’t wait to hear that mad into a sex joke
Today on Disney channel: The Jonas Brothers, gay edition.
…oh wait, that’s what it is already.
The Jonas Brothers: we are sexually appealing to your daughters, but we wear purity rings so its okay Edition.
Does butt sex count as sex?
FAIL! and …
(__):shock:(__)
Ahem, Jules? Your nads are outside.
(_)Θ(_)
*covers eyes and runs screaming out of room*
*crashes into lamp post*
*falls to ground, still*
Ditto!!!
*snorkroffle!*
*squeeze*
8====>
does that help
*Stares at post*
*C0cks head sideways*
Hmm, that’s great.
*Walks off in a daze*
You know, if you squint enough at Jules’…family jewels, you sort of see a tie fighter. Clickie.
Umm… yeah… no, I think I’ll pass!
Sign, sign, pass.
Wow! Jules family jules are HUGE!!!
That’s a Tie Fighter, Leila.
Why is he fighting against a cravat?
Two words…goat banding.
Oh…lord…”goat banding” sounds like an entry in the Urban Dictionary.
*refuses to go look it up, just in case*
The agricultural reference is bad enough as it is!
Go Nads!
*Tries to think of butts having sex. Only sees rubbing cheeks. *
Think I’m doing it wrong.
When Eskimos have butt sex they rub cheeks.
That gives “dancing cheek to cheek” a whole new meaning.
WooHuuu what’s your face!!
WooHuuu Damnit!!
*throws confetti*
*leads parade with jet fly by*
*giant statue of generic avatar on truck follows*
*cannons fire*
*troops march past, saluting*
We just need some champagne now.
*considers the bubble machine*
*gets a bottle of bubble solution*
*blows bubbles*
*hands Leila the sparkling cider*
*switches for the spiked cider*
No, no, no. We just save the good stuff for non-generic powered-bys.
Ooooooooooooh!
*stashes spiked cider for another occasion but takes one more sip first*
They’ve gone too far with
the sexualization
of Miley Cyrus
Yay! The haikus are back!
*applauds*
Wait we had Haikus?
Where was I when this happened?
*sigh* Nobody told me
GS was doing them for a while, but I don’t remember when he stopped…much less why… In any case…
*cheers*
Happy to have the haikus!
Every time I hear the word haiku I want to say Bless You!!
Awwww..
Thanks everyone.
*squeezesforall*
The holidays, and then work took over my brain for a while, leaving no room for Haikus. I’m going to try and challenge myself more with them.
*dons super sexy wet-looking bathing suit with more skin showing than bathing suit and very high heels*
*holds up “Woo-Hoo GS” card overhead while prancing around in circle*
I think I saw you on the Disney channel!
*click*
*splashes LGB with water*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*uploads and emails to DWs*
Just preparing her for her next carrer, thats all
I swear, there is simply too much sex on TV …and I think it’s great!
That would explain your name…
ahhhhhhh… EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!111!!!!!!
♫ You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals,
so let’s do it like they do on the Dis
cov[n]ery Channel ♫♪I bet you feel nuts.☺
*Two thumbs up*
*watches X-Files*
*talks about*
*listens to Prince songs*
I want Disney Channel.
HeHe. Guilt full pleasure?
He pokes he pays.
$10.95
Wow! That’s a great deal.
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*pays with Marius’
stolencredit card*Divorce Lawyer: “So you’re filing for divorce because your wife Minnie is crazy.”
Mickey Mouse: “That’s not what I said, I said she was phuqin Goofy! Ha-ha.”
I gotta get on here earlier, . . . that’s what I was gonna post dangit . . .
*bows to ZA*
Wouldn’t matter, everyone knows that bunch are all huge swingers.
i have never heard that one before, HI-FRICKIN-LARIOUS
Well… if you think about it, Disney is targeted towards family…. so technically.. they’re trying to get people to start a family ‘wink wink’
Most of the time, that’s not how that works.
The back door does not lead to the kitchen if you get my drift.
*goes to Jules back door*
*doesn’t see a kitchen*
Heeeeeey!!!!!!
If you are looking for a snack the vending machine is in the front.
Do you take credit cards? I don’t have any change.
*swipes card in Jules’ slot*
Um, I don’t thin…
*receipt prints out*
I guess I do.
Happy doing business with you, please come again.
*snork!*
Wow! I am totally scared of you and impressed at the same time.
*doesn’t take receipt*
THAT’S what she said
So, you are saying that Disney is run by the Vatican?
Walt is frozen, he has no grave.
Free Walt!
They’re giving him away now?! When did this begin?
It’s some sort of a bailout for the struggling ice cream industry.
*turns green and goes to vomit*
Wait! I had no chance to tell you how many licks it takes to get to the center of Walt Disney!
:ick:
*shudders*
42.
Is it still considered necrophelia if he is in a cryogenic chamber?
It’s bloody cold, anyway. I wouldn’t bother.
Speaking from experience?
Uhhh, no.
I’m not even here, anyway. I’m taking time out to do work.
This is all a figment of your !magination.
*sits on Jon’s desk*
No more work until I get a *squeeze.*
*squeeze*
Now, please? I’m leaving for France on Thursday and have elebenty thousand coursework assignments to do.
*squeeze*
*carefully gets down from desk so as to not mess up papers*
Too bad Gracie if you were work, Jon would be doing you on his desk right now.
Then printing, copying and filing you.
I wish I had thought of that. I could use a good filing.
Jules! I have
my innocencea girlfriend, thank you very much.And no copying/filing for me. Just got to submit it to my teachers before they go ballistic.
*suddenly remembers that Jon is underage*
*runsawayfast*
Not on this side of the (albeit large) Pond.
Although leila tied me to a building in Houston once…
Wouldn’t your tongue stick?
Two points.
A) It is just his head that is frozen
B) Popsicle
This is all just so wrong on so many levels.
I think Jules and granny have been hanging out.
I think he would get a heart attack after he sees what is left of his company or he would fix the company with a shot gun
…And for the 1,453th time, Walt Disney spins in his grave.
*quickly changes “grave” to “cyrogenic chamber”*
A Walt on the rocks? Coming up, sir!
Can I have mine without the anti-Semitism, though?
Just doesn’t taste the same.
Indeed…it’s not as bitter.
*quickly changes “th” to “rd”*
That wouldn’t have happened if the freakin’ docs double checked if he actually was dead.
*snork*
Or at least taken him off the roundabout first.
Disney Channel WIN!!!! xD
finally! disney puts something worth watching on!
Well, we all knew Miley and her cohorts were nothing but tramps anyway.
Did you hear Miley’s little sister is putting out a lingerie line for girls 9 and younger? Yep, great parenting skills there in the Cyrus family.
Walt is not in a grave, he’s cryogenically frozen…. come on failblog get your act together.
Gotta love when something funny gets ruined by a moron commentating.
Someone imported the wrong HITS database.
Im gonna start watching the disney channel!
Walk Disnay wuz a racist and a friend of Hitler and he had sum BAD charctors 4 girls all dem Princesses is skinny an wite and subsarviant to duh men DAM Disnay wud hav LOVED DIS he HATED WOMYN
please get of the internets Walt and Hitler where in completly different times
1, 2, 3… 18 grammar errors there if i counted right out of a total 39 words considering one of them would have gotten the post deleted probably, i guess i can give you a 70%, hmm.. maybe that’s how you made it out of middle school
WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT
First Miley pole dancing, now THIS!!!
Walt is indeed turning in his grave. That, or his boner is preventing him from doing so. That, or he is turning in his grave despite the boner, causing a hollow thunking sound against the lid.
Walt Disney was never put into a grave, he was cryogenically frozen so that he could come back to life when they found a cure for being an ass-hole.
Perhaps Kingdom Hearts would be a better choice (says Mickey Mouse).
Is it Xehanort or Sephiroth who put up those? Sora certainly has them locked away for granted.
I need to watch the Disney channel more often!
Does it star Miley Cyrus??
Naive as I am, rolling down unsuspectingly, when suddenly, ”faailbloog,…” and it hits me: no. NO. MUST ROLL BACK AND PAUSE… NO TIME HERE IT COMES AARGH… ”DOT ORG!!!”
I LIKE PIE!!!!!! EPIC FAILS ROCK!!!!!!!!
OH LOOKIE!!!!! ^^^^^^^^.^ IM FAMOUSE!!!!!!!
Now heres the question: Why would he have wanted to look at Disney Channel in the first place?
they where probaly zapping or something
I think its time to thaw Walt Disney
except walt isn’t turning in his grave, he had a lolita complex and started his career directing early pr0n.
Its not a Disney channel fail. If you ever been to a hotel or motel you’d know…. so I’d point the fail at them.
I’ve been to a hotel plenty of times and I don’t know.
What’s to know, in the first place?
It says Disney Channel (Trademarked) and shows a bunch of weirdo pictures of women in the nakey.
walt turing in his grave?? I think he’s actually turning in his fridge
The remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves is a favorite.
And here I was wondering if Disney would have the stones to produce something above PG-13!
LOL! did anyone else get the disney commercial before this vid, couldnt be more perfect