Stand in front of them. We’re here for a show.
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Sunnyville Nudist Colony
Exit 1 mile
Do not stand behind bushes and masterbate
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They couldn’t find a naked proofreader?
Are you volunteering for the job?
Oh, heck no. Especially not during winter.
*checks NS’s headlights*
Yer clear.
*click*
*emails to DWs*
I hope you got the one with me smiling coyly over my shoulder.
Of course I did NS!
*KittySqueezies*
*gets envelope in mail*
Hmm…whatsit?
*opens envelope*
*puts pic up in place of hono(u)r on the Wall of Fame*
Twenty years ago, I’m sure that would have been lovely.
Now – perhaps not so much.
Pshaw! You’re as lovely as ever!
She really, really is.
*squeezies*
I am.
They could, but he got arrested for indecent exposure beside a public highway.
*snerk*
Ok. THAT makes sense.
A pubic highway?
Yes. It was a hairy situation.
It doesn’t quite get down to the root of the problem.
Too many close shaves on that strip of road.
That’s why it’s best to leave the bush alone.
penis
HA!
Afraid of getting clipped on Lovers Lane Leila?
The airstrip frightens me more.
(ooo.. that might be too obscure for some men.. an “airstrip” is a form of waxing)
I’ve told you a Brazilian times…guys cringe at the whole “waxing” idea.
*has met several guys that wax… their chest and/or back*
Sorry Fluffy, I was wool gathering.
*Attempts to smooth things over*
*Buys everyone an Epilady*
How thoughtful of you, bro!
*takes Epilady to nether regions*
YEE-OWCH!!!
Do you know how those things work?
*holds Marius down*
Ladies, feel free to Epilady him anywhere you choose*
*sends ALL the pun-run breakers to the naughty corner*
*plans to make naughty corner a permanent place*
*contacts a decorator*
*Snickers*
I know, my wife tried one. . . once.
*Hugs Dragon*
I wasn’t going to say anything. Everyone seemed so full of pluck.
I know, I know, but…punning is hard work and I feel unappreciated when that happens. Puns don’t grow on tweeze, you know!
*slightly tipsy*
That’sh thish corner right shear,right?
*wobbles over*
I am leafing for the next fail.
Shurely shome mishtake
I was peeing, I swear.
Leaking fluid is leaking fluid.
Fleaking luid is fleaking luid.
And was it?
Yes. Yes, it was.
*squeeze*
Peeking druid is peeking druid.
It’s officially spelled “Beijing” nowadays …
No more peeking?
*Ducks*
Now you’re just piquing my interest.
*gooses*
My interest was peaking earlier.
*swan dives*
I’m feeling a bit peakish. Does anyone have some tea I could swipe?
*Ganders*
On an unrelated note, I for one welcome our new robotic overlords.
(clickie!! clickie!!)
*runs and hides behind bushes*
I’m hiding. Just hiding. Nothing else. See?
*shows hands*
Yeah but do they know how to find the G Spot?
Only if they’re made in France.
Oui!
*squeezes Ms B in French*
Ooh, a French Squeeze! Saucy!
*click!*
*presse*
The end is near!
Will they be programmed to swear if/when the wrench slips & they bang their knuckles on something?
No. To get around this obvious defect, they have been programmed to attack the nearest human in that situation. The human is likely to scream out profanities.
Could they be trained to perform
lewd and lascivious sex actswork on my house?Now that’s a handyman.
Can I borrow him next?
the fail is the ’shopper who cant line up text or spell… right?
I totally agree! WIN points go to ‘irtehyar’
Why aren’t you in Washington?
*snerk*
Hee! Hee!
Ran out of gas, his filler busted.
And he has no gas cap-at-all.
irtehyar = ’shop spot WIN
Where in the hell is everybody?!?!?
*crickets*
That was a wicked googly!!
*squeezes*
STARRRRRRRFISHYYYYYYY!!!!!
Where you been hiding yourself?
*superstarfishysqueeze*
My new job is crazy busy. I was hoping after a I got settled in, I could go back to spending my time here, but for now it is lunches only. I miss you guys alot.
*sniff.sniff*
We miss you, too! Well, we at least get to see you sometimes…
I’m here! I promise! The no using step-fathers computer rule has been rescinded. I’mmmmmmm baaaaaAAAAAaaaaack!
Woot!
*birdysqueezes*
Hoooooolla!!!
*squeezie the tiny birdie*
*squeezie the starfishy*
Birdie-woot! Yay!
Awwwww! I feel so loved!!
*squeezes failpeeps*
*Squeeze*
Glad to see ya Avis.
Yesterday was spent attempting to see if I can hook MY computer up to my tv. If I had the right cables and adapters, yes. Also if the dead screen is due to the screen alone and not the video card.
The rest of the day was spent in a fit of OCD-like organization.
You’re too nice to them Avis, I handle computers with beatings and threats of dismantlement.
Yesterday was a bit ruff for me and it doesn’t look like today will be any different. My oldest is in the process of moving into an apartment with her fiancé. The house is trashed and that, coupled with the fact she is moving out, is killing my wife.
A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kickboxing!
The computer in question is five years old. It may be time for a replacement.
*starfishsqueezes*
We miss you, too!
I’m sure we’ll get you back soon. It’s got to settle at some point!! Doesn’t it?
*squeeze*
Woo Hoo! ::StarfishyBirdiesqueezies::
Hey look everyone!!! It’s my Boobie!!!!
*SqueezesBoobie*
Speaking of headlights…
Did you know there’s a product out there marketed as “Lowbeams”? It makes me giggle every time I see them in a store.
Lowbeams as in saggy boobs or small boobs?
Silicone “stickers” of a sort, to hold down the chill-factor. Kinda thick and vaguely flower shaped.
I’ve seen them built-in the bra. They call them vanity stickers or something.
Not vanity … um, what is that word to help you hide something embarrassing.
Apparently some women are able to go bra-less, and this product is often marketed at them.
Also good for underneath flimsy bras.
Are you referring to modesty, Leila?
@SuzieQ: YES! Thank you. MODESTY is what I meant to say. Sorry for the brain fart.
@Avis: why does a decent bra cost so damned much??? I am about to just quit wearing them. :[
A decent bra costs so much because we need them. There’s also the fun little twist of the more necessary the bra, the less attractive they make them.
You’re welcome. I agree about the bra. Unfortunately, some cannot go without without threat of injury…
Be that injury to themselves, or those around them!
I am telling you, it’s frustrating! It’s like a mini-investment that doesn’t have any returns and it fizzles out just like our economy.
They suggest replacing bras every six months. Based on my needs, that’s like 6 bras X $40 X 2 = $480 per year. WTF????
Woohoo!!
*onelastLeilaBoobieBirdyGracieLGBeezybeforelunchisoversqueezy*
*smoochystarfishy*
CUL8R!
HIYA! *squeezesthefailfamily*
Jason!
*nicetoseeyasqueeze*
second city?
Third rate?
Fourth date!
Fifth Element
Sixth sense?
Sixth sense!
Jinx!
*mmmlfffff*
Seventh Heaven?
*wonders where this comment will land*
*pleads the fifth*
*drinks it*
FORE!
Score?
Bore?
It’s all your fault we’re scattered all over the floor here, NS.
I didn’t know they were blasting firster trolls out of existence! I never would have responded to it had I known.
Sowwy.
*squeeze*
I think it adds character to the fail.
I think we’re just now learning about this, and it’s going to take some time before it really sinks-in. The Firster Trolls were never stopped before…
However, the other numeric trolls will continue to respond to them, thus borking the blog for the rest of us later.
BTW, NS: Your first comment is destined to power a fail someday!
No no no NS, you have it all wrong. Take credit for the beauty contained within the chaos down here.
OMG!!! They’ve found the secret location of our Cuddle Puddle!!!
Did someone say Cuddle Puddle?!?
Is it open?
*hopeful gaze*
We need to plan a trip there. Judy, bring your finger.
*is already there*
Which one should she bring? The one that lights up? Or the …other one?
Oh, heck, I’ll bring them both!
Yes, folks, the Cuddle Puddle is now open. Gotta get in and out before the major storm hits!
*giggles*
(I said “in and out”!)
Storm? What storm? Is this something that will eventually hit Chicago? Should I be worried?
I think it’s more of a coastal storm. They’re forecasting 20-24″ in the DC area, and it’s already snowing.
Whew! I think I’m safe then. So, that part of the country will basically shut down for a few days then?
Oh, yeah. Right now, there is a deluge of folks stocking up on basics at the grocery stores, you know, bread, milk, toilet paper and beer.
*looks outside*
*sees nothing but swirling white*
*whimpers*
…I NEED A CUDDLE!!!
Room for a buddacow?
*SQUEEZE!!*
It’s coming in horizontally here now.
~Joy~
*pops out of snow bank*
*scrunches up nose to make snow fall off*
*CUDDLESQUEEZE!*
~ Because they get so much done in DC as it is. ~
Well, yeah, but I mean, the museums and shops and schools!
A friend of mine from VA sent me this AccuWeather video clickie of the storm coverage. Its hilarious.
*dons sexy but not overly-revealing plungy neckline bathing suit*
*straps two big, floofy pillows to bum*
*does perfect canon ball into cuddle puddle*
*feathers fly everywhere*
*wears a huge RED ~I ♥ Bloggy~ t-shirt *
I just ate a big veggie stirfry.
*ponders*
What would go nicely with big veggie stirfry?
*hands Leila bloody mary with celery stick stirrer*
*puts iPad on mary*
*drinks the celery stick*
Thank you!!!
:ick:
*slides into the Cuddle Puddle*
*SKA-WEEEEZES all the Failpeeps*
Happy Friday everyone!
*jumps into Cuddle Puddle*
*snuggles peeps*
What can I get for everybody?
*readies bar and glasses*
I’ll have an early dismissal from work, please – on the rocks!
*Skaweezles to all*
*pours Judy EO On The Beach*
I’ll have an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater, hold the kerosene.
*mixes APBH for LCB*
I put extra cinnamon in — for warmth.
MMMMmmmm! Yummy. And do I taste antifreeze? *takes another sip* And bacon?
Yup, with just a touch of B&G flavoring. Of course, Kitchen Bouquet for color.
:ick:
How about something warm?
*mixes Hot Toddy for GS*
*adds extra brandy*
I’ll have a Hot Toddy as well…but make mine tall, dark and handsome, please!
*dips a toe in the Cuddle Puddle*
*backs up, gets a good running start*
*executes a perfect swan dive into the cuddle puddle*
*more feathers fly everywhere*
*wonders whose toe that was and what capital offense the swan commited*
Whee!
*cuddles for 48 hours*
Like a quail’s egg? Like a hummingbird’s egg?
So, can I stand in front of the bushes and masterbate?
Yes. Yes, you can.
*readies camera and tripod*
Sure, just don’t mind the ET finger hiding in the bushes.
Here –
*hands ZA finger*
You do it.
*backs away*
*plows ET finger into Josh where the sun don’t shine*
*keeps going until he feels teeth*
*ick*
The sign on the bottom was installed temporarily while George W. and Laura were visiting last year.
I ♥ mushy’s little lipstick mark on his head.
I smooched him on his yesterday!
CAP! CAP!
*passes out again*
That’s not really much of a clarification there LGB!
FAKE…
This is a bad, bad photoshop job. Look at the background behind the all the text- easy to spot that it has been altered. Whoever did this is not only a bad photoshop user, but also a bad speller. Moderators should be more careful before approving obvious fakes, otherwise Failblog would no longer be funny.
:[
Oh, go ahead, LGB, poke him. You know you wanna!
*pokes MK*
*pokes again*
*re-pokes*
*double-poke-pokes*
*giggles*
*sanitizes finger in case :[ is contagious*
Uh, maybe you better step into this portable decontamination chamber…..just in case.
*takes off clothes*
*steps into chamber*
*mist begins spraying*
How long do I have to stay in here, Judy?
*click*
A little bit longer.
*click*
*click*
*laughs anyway*
You’ve been accused of being too serious before, haven’t you?
What do you mean “would no longer be”? Doesn’t that imply…
why must you ruin this
and btw who is going to make a picture of a nudist camp sign
even when it is a fotoshop it’s FAIL to the one who made the picture and it’s a bigger FAIL when he or she wasn’t the one who posted it to failblog
who even wants to see a nudist camp sign
I take it you’d rather see the campers?
*laughs her ass off*
*feels a little skinny*
Yesssssss!!!
Spelling “masturbate” fail, as well.
Some people have had more practice than others. Those who fail must practice more.
Practice always pays off.
Practice makes perfect.
Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect.
~Vince Lombardi
~You forgot to close your~
I don’t think Vince was the ~ type, Aja.
I noticed that too.
*Stands in the doorway*
*Masturbates slowly*
*Keeps eye contact*
What’s that?
You’d prefer I was behind the bushes?
Thought you might.
Freeze, mister! Stay right where you’re at. I need pipcs in order to prosecute.
*gets video camera*
*crawls into post*
*plucks-out extra ‘p’*
*crawls out of post*
Bukkit, please!
*Runs back to the crowd behind the bushes*
*Hides in plain sight*
*is now the possessor of the ET finger*
*can appear in any bush from underneath*
America, stay out of the bushes!
*Is so sorry*
Dargus, I have to say, that was really quite
sexyinappropriate. Can youpleasenot do that again?ortography fail
*snork*
I was afraid of that…
Firster Trolls — They don’t last long around here anymore…
I have no idea what to do now lil’ sis.
I guess until the blog is realigned you’re off the hook.
Thanks, bro.
LOL — I hadn’t even noticed.
Woot — I’ve been promoted!
For real? If so, YAY!!!! Congratulations!!!
Promoted to first comment on the blog, goofy girl!
*gives Leila coffee injection*
Why are you giving me an erection?
*shock*
Is there something that maybe you’ve neglected to tell us?
*facepalm*
.
Clearly that should have been
Clearly!
*eyes Leila warily*
What? Why?
I don’t have an erection! LGB gave it to me.
*hands erection back to LGB*
Do not want.
Injection! Injection!
*passes out again*
Oooooooooooooh! Rejection. Mah bad. I get it now.
*squeeziesLGB*
OK, WHO ORDERED THE PROJECTION??
*gives Scotty’s diaphragm back*
Sorry…I just borrowed it for a second.
*snork!*
I’d wondered where that went.
AHHH! MUCH BETTER NOW, THANKS!
You object?
I…um…I…well, lesse…yes I OBJECT!!!!
You’ve got an erection?
*passes out*
It’s yours now.
We’ve got a brotha from another motha?
*Passes out next to LGB*
WE DO????
*passes out next to her sis and bro*
My work situation right now is a little more … aggravating.
I
bitchedexplained on a fail late yesterday afternoon (or early evening, depending on your point of view).I find the days I’m paid to not work are far more enjoyable.
The weekend is here!! I am happy about that.
fake. bad spelling and it slants
~Like OH. MY. GOD!!! You’re the first person to notice that!!!!!~
~I am so glad he brought that to our attention!!~
*throws back shot*
We’re going to need to have the ER on stand-by, aren’t we?
*catches Ms B’s shot*
Don’t worry. I have them on speed-dial.
Good, ’cause what with the shots and the inevitable *headdesk*s that are likely to occur today, we’re REALLY gonna need them!!!
Spelling fail.
~Really? There’s a spelling fail here? Where?~
His name, he misspelled LameDweeb.
*snoffle*
*squeezesherfavoritezombie*
Duh.
Shopped *and* misspelled. One short of a hat trick.
guess they figured they would be straight forward and not beat around the bush with them.
♪ You can throw me lefts, you can throw me rights ♫
♪ But where was you last night ♫
♫ Beatin’ around the bush ♫
Oh no! The blog is borken again. Stupid trolls!!!!
@ Judy: Eighth wonder?
lol
Very bad MS Paint job… you can clearly see the words don’t line up with the rest of the sign.
The point of a FAIL – what makes it funny – is that it is actually real.
This is nothing more than a Photoshop fail as is an increasing amount of stupidity on this blog.
@ William, To YOU maybe that’s what makes it funny. If this site no longer amuses you, stop coming here. It’s really that simple.
Photoshop FAIL. That’s all this is. The point of a FAIL is that it’s genuine, that is what makes it funny. This is just one more in an increasing amount of poor humour, poorly spelt and poorly photoshoped. This is one RSS I no longer follow.
Repeating yourself fail.
photoshoped? You fail spelling. NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Sounds like Dr. Hump paid this colony a visit.
so they prefer people masturbate out in the open? how pervy.
That way they can film it and sell the videos online. That’s how they fund the colony. Makes perfect business sense.
‘Colony.’ It sounds … so … hive-ish.
Ewwwww…
Colony? I didn’t know that there was a nudist empire?
*makes sure BFF isn’t around just in case*
See, this is why you shouldn’t reply to “first”ers. The PTB will scatter that entire thread and your comment will land in no-man’s land.
*saunters in wearing her new look*
this is photoshopped… lol look at the level of the text its not straight, it doesnt match with the border of the sign
*headdesk*
*bangs head on wall*
*doesn’t say whose*
Hey! Keep that noise down in there!
Their, their.
There. There wolf. There castle.
Aw, but she’s having a ball!
Whose balls?
*flees*
ow
ow
ow
ow
Clearly not a photoshopped sign at all. Absolutely 100% authentic.
I think the real fail is the meta-fail.
obvious photoshop is obvious. You can tell by the angle of the text. The text is more or less level with the image, but not with the frame of the sign. So either the text was coincidentally printed as an odd slant that just happen to be level when the pic was taken at this specific angle, or it was added later and the person who did it is terrible at photoshop.
The spelling error is galling, but the biggest fail here is thinking the sign would deter anyone. Anyone who wouldn’t be turned off by the typical residents of a nudist colony already has an iron will.
At least now we know not to reply at all within a firster troll’s first post.
Oooh – that means I’ve learned my one new thing for the day. Does that mean I can go home? *looks hopeful*
One last bad joke, I’m guessing there’s always a full moon in Sunnyvile.
.
.
Now, off to go clean the apartment!
i think they spelled masturbate wrong
obvious ’shop is obvious
Well, I know what I’m doing later today.
FAKE!
Look at the way the text lines up, total photoshop
agreed 100% fake to the Max dude
fake.
Wow, they’re so concerned about it they spelled mastUrbation wrong.
Do the comments ever fix themselves when they’ve been shattered apart like this?
wait…… ive seen this before…
XD. They must have a problem with this at night.
This is fake he can’t even spell maturbate right
omg this sign is so stupid…
Well there goes MY Friday night…
It’s a fake. The guy who makes this picture is not a good photoshopper.
The written in the bottom part is not alligned.
Excuse for my english I’m french
this is a photoshop job.
It’s so obvious. I wish failblog would stop with the shop jobs already, they are fake and less funny than reality
Why young americans can’t spell?
Looks photoshoped
right and what a cheap one
masturbate with your master-bate!
Hey! Did anyone notice they misspelled masturbate? ha ha (jk-I read the first comment)
Lol it’s funny
dude they misspelled masturbate
Shops! I call shops!
Seriously though, there’s no other information on “Sunnyville Nudist Colony” out there other than this picture.
I once worked in a chop shop.
maybe this is from some random sign generator on the internet
*headdesk*
is it just me or does that look fake
the fap fap part
is a bit lower on one side than the other and it looks like somthing has been painted using photoshop behind it
PIXELS!
… yeah i saw the rest of the thread
its fake. letters don’t properly line up on the bottom.
Am I the only one who noticed they spelled “masturbate” wrong?
PHOTOSHOP FAIL
I will start of by saying that there are currently 310 replies, so no I didn’t read them all to see if this had already been said.
Did anyone notice they spelled Masturbate incorrectly, using an “e” instead of a “u”?
see ht tp://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/masterbate
funny yes but it looks photoshopped, i can do more realistic photos than this with corel paint by using the blend and shadow effect over the fonts. i can even find the exact fonts they used in this…
SPELLING FAIL
they spelled masturbate wrong
they spelled it wrong… (double fail)
It’s been photoshopped.
It’s a double fail they spelled masturbate wrong so FAILx2
Spelling FAIL! MASTERBATE! hehe…
All hail Master Bate!
Winter must suck there.