Comments on: Friday Rewind: 911 Fail

By: nevada trust

nevada trust — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 01:39:35 +0000

so much fun to watch americans say things like this.

By: MF

MF — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:57:28 +0000

All we need is a snake.

badger. badger. badger. badger. mushroom! mushroom!

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:24:34 +0000

This is not a real 911 call. It is from a very stupid ad that ran last year on the radio about the importance of spelling. Needless to say, as an advertisement it was a complete fail!

By: xfdsssdxsx

xfdsssdxsx — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:25:36 +0000

These things don’t make me laugh anymore. Typical American, the usual stupidity. What were you expecting?

By: Loke Groundrunner

Loke Groundrunner — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:59:59 +0000

Fire, not acid.

By: Camarilla Pussies Reborn

Camarilla Pussies Reborn — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:56:33 +0000

What about those cammie bastards?

By: D&Dguy

D&Dguy — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:21:47 +0000

Don’t trolls lose their regeneration if you use fire and or acid to remove body parts?

By: fsdjkl

fsdjkl — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:39:13 +0000

Hey, she got attacked REAL BAD

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:38:30 +0000

Can we stop using this for “Friday Rewinds” and stuff like that? Its not funny, it’s just dumb. It’s staged and doesn’t sound real and isn’t an actual fail and it lowers the standards of CHZ.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:39:38 +0000

Patent trolling

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:39:04 +0000

*Smells the burnt asses*

By: Dayton

Dayton — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:07:14 +0000

Thank you, good to know I’m not the only one.

By: Blade

Blade — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:21:45 +0000

So many people on this board born not too long ago that actually think this is a real call. Man, this joke has been around for decades!!!!!

By: Blade

Blade — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:20:37 +0000

ANCIENT!

By: Hey Jude815

Hey Jude815 — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:29:39 +0000

this is fake i know this for a fact

By: Maboul59

Maboul59 — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 18:10:54 +0000

You should add subtitles, it’s impossible to understand anything…

By: Marcus Tee

Marcus Tee — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 05:39:25 +0000

I first heard this joke in Los Angeles on The Hudson and Landry show in the 60′s. The joke used “Figueroa” instead of Eucalyptus and Hill street instead of Oak.

NOT a 911 call.

Definitely a fail… by the guy who posted it.

By: River

River — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:35:38 +0000

The question is: who is more stupid, the emergency operator who can’t spell eucalyptus, or the man calling?

By: Caleb

Caleb — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:31:48 +0000

From the tone of this chaps voice he sounds like me might be from a part of the country warthogs (or things that go by that name in common usage) would real enough. I have to give the guy props for the presence of mind to develop a plan B when plan A became too rough to walk.

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:44:22 +0000

This is an ANCIENT joke. It came from an old movie from the 40s or 50s. A guy was calling for a TAXI to pick him up FROM jail. He tried in vain to spell “susquehanna street” for the cab dispatcher, then said “I’m going to have them transfer me to the oak street jail; send the cab there.”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:11:28 +0000

Wait… Did he say “attacked by a warthog”? Is that some kind of code-phrase for domestic violence, or are warthogs more common than I thought?

By: James

James — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:28:48 +0000

This. His Joke was a guy was on “Sycamore street”. The 911 operator asks him to spell it, and he says “I’ll just drive him down to Lee St.” Obvious fake.

By: Anon

Anon — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:48:41 +0000

Fake. Hell, Jeff Foxworthy was doing this skit over a decade ago.

By: ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:36:46 +0000

Love ‘em and leave ‘em, huh?

By: Dodom

Dodom — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:04:05 +0000

Louis Cyr, a famous Canadian wrestler known for his immense strength, worked as a policeman for a time, and once a horse had died on the street. He couldn’t spell the name of the street for his report, so he picked up the horse and carried it to another street. History!

By: muiks

muiks — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:35:47 +0000

Isnt America’s Education system Wonderful?

By: ermm

ermm — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:44:08 +0000

It’s the same guy saying both lines of a joke, not a real 911 call. How is a joke a fail?

By: Kamokazi

Kamokazi — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:15:55 +0000

It would have to be really old, as the E911 system gives the address and they wouldn’t need it spelled out. Also Google maps can autocorrect, ffs.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:04:32 +0000

*notices her tissue box wiggling*

*tucks Mouse in & reads a rodent-friendly bedtime story*

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:59:32 +0000

LOL

By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista

Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:51:35 +0000

e-y-e
s-e-a
w-a-t-t
e-w-e
d-i-d
t-h-e-i-r

By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista

Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:50:47 +0000

*sigh*

Badger came, badger went.

By: ZombieApocalpyse

ZombieApocalpyse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:47:05 +0000

Eucalyptus.

e-w-e
k-a-y
a-a-y
e-l-l
e-y-e
p-e-e
t-e-a
y-o-u
e-s-s

Eucalyptus.

By: ZombieApocalpyse

ZombieApocalpyse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:43:28 +0000

I didn’t get video either, only audio. And a still picture. The picture looked nice though.

By: ZombieApocalpyse

ZombieApocalpyse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:38:54 +0000

You weren’t the fail LGB.

By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista

Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:37:11 +0000

T-H-A-T.

Ima get *THWACKED* I just know it.

By: ZombieApocalpyse

ZombieApocalpyse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:36:28 +0000

He couldn’t even drag gum over to Oak street and chew a body at the same time.

By: Sliverbane

Sliverbane — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:35:28 +0000

I don’t think I could spell eucalyptus in a crunch… I think this is a dispatch fail…

By: ZombieApocalpyse

ZombieApocalpyse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:34:51 +0000

Can you spell that?

By: Mouse

Mouse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:34:24 +0000

I wouldn’t, but my dogwood.

By: ZombieApocalpyse

ZombieApocalpyse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:33:43 +0000

The living …

By: Avis

Avis — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:31:30 +0000

That is why listing failpeeps is bad idea. Someone always gets left off the list. However much we like them.

By: Mouse

Mouse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:30:18 +0000

That’s what the video actually is, but written out it sounds like Avis made up nonsense just to mess with poor Nightshade. Truth IS stranger than fiction.

By: Avis

Avis — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:29:11 +0000

And then an overpass comes in and flattens both of ‘em.

By: Avis

Avis — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:28:19 +0000

Guy calls in to 911, says his wife has been mauled by a warthog(!) and needs an ambulance to pick her up at an address on Eucalyptus street. When asked to spell that, he says that he’ll drag her over to Oak and that they can pick her up there.

By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista

Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:27:58 +0000

S’okay, lil’ mouse! Badger’s really quite nice and very tame…

By: Mouse

Mouse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:25:46 +0000

*hides in Nightshayde’s box of tissues*

By: Avis

Avis — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:24:50 +0000

Tequila and I do not get along. Even in margaritas. Dunno why.

By: Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista

Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - Marius's Sista From Another Mista — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:24:46 +0000

The ‘i’ word — gets ‘em every time. Dint know whether my comment would show up again or not, the blog’s been so borked lately…

By: ZombieApocalpyse

ZombieApocalpyse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:24:32 +0000