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I dunno what it is, but I like it!
You forgot to speel out your “first”!
No. No, she did not because unlike you, she is not a troll.
No, really, she didn’t.
Y-O-U-R-F-I-R-S-T.
*aims turret of tank at Zycho*
“Speel” this.
*fires several shells at the little b*stard*
*climbs out of tank and utilises flamethrower*
*smells the burnt ashes*
I like the smell of roast troll in the evening.
Oh the Humanity!!!
Humanity? Trollmanity? same difference really
Badger? Is that you?
*faints*
Will someone call a fireman to tag along after LGB, they know CPR, right?
Yes, I definitely need
a firemanCPR…What about those cammie bastards?
Yes, it is I! I have returned!
*listens for cheers*
Oh. My. Gosh!!!!
Hip-hip Dammit! Hip-hip Dammit! Hip-hip Dammit!
Tequilas for all who cheer!
*doesn’t want a tequila*
*cheers anyway*
Yay!
Hip-hip Dammit!
*donates tequila to someone else*
What does everyone have against tequila?
I’m fine with it in margaritas — just not so much as a straight shot.
Margaritas sound lovely right now, come to think of it. On the rocks, extra salt, please.
Tequila and I do not get along. Even in margaritas. Dunno why.
*doesn’t want tequila*
*would be happy if you were tequila troll though*
Hip hip dammit!
It’s been ages! I was still lurking…
Woohoo! I never met you, but I bet you’re pretty cool!
Right back at you, you Japanese Mario character you!
Do you get to stay for awhile, or is this just kind of a drive-by blogging thing?
All we need is a snake.
badger. badger. badger. badger. mushroom! mushroom!
Mushy, badger. Badger, mushy.
Tequilas all around!
Mushy eh? charmed I’m sure…
So… Who’s still hanging around? What’ve I missed?
Oh, man. If you try to name all the regulars now — the list has really grown since you’ve been gone! Here’s a partial:
BFF
DW
AA
AE
GS
Marius
Avis
Leila
SuzieQ
Gracie
Judy
Shadow
Ms B
Oh, man! I don’t want to leave anybody out!
Notables gone: Brewski, WhoaNellie, and Emporer
3Bs
Aja
Mookie (sometimes)
There are others, but trying to name everybody is hopeless. You always seem to forget someone.
Erm.. is Coyote somewhere on that list?
Yes, coyote is still around. He’s not doing very well, though, unfortunately.
That is why listing failpeeps is bad idea. Someone always gets left off the list. However much we like them.
*sniff*
I guess I don’t count yet.
*wanders off to cry in the corner*
DAMMIT! AE warned me about trying to name Fail Peeps…
*squeezesthelittlekitteh*
You’re love!
*sneaks ‘d’ into appropriate spot in post*
Just teasing, LGB.
*squeeze*
*hides in Nightshayde’s box of tissues*
S’okay, lil’ mouse! Badger’s really quite nice and very tame…
The living …
*notices her tissue box wiggling*
*tucks Mouse in & reads a rodent-friendly bedtime story*
Isn’t there a “song” with those words…?
Erm….. Patent Pending…..
Patent trolling
*Smells the burnt asses*
Don’t trolls lose their regeneration if you use fire and or acid to remove body parts?
Fire, not acid.
Duh…it’s in Koala Lumpur!
I heard puns grow on eucalyptus trees.
*SorryImessedYourPunRunSqueezies*
I doubt the caller could drag a body over to Oak street and chew gum at the same time.
Maybe he could chew eucalyptus leaves.
He couldn’t even drag gum over to Oak street and chew a body at the same time.
Oh Aussie bear you’re going with this..
Can you spell that?
T-H-A-T.
Wooo-Hoooo, RMT!
Spell what?
W-H-A-T.
What a dull sort of bl-OAK.
I pine over this type of stupidity.
Maple he’s just uneducated.
That’s what he gets fir skippin’ class!
He does sound pretty cherry, though, after what happened and all…
His wife willow him one if he gets her taken care of.
Pomegranate me a wish.
Sure, ash me for anything!
Orange you going to qualify that?
It wouldn’t do any good, Lilac the ability to say no.
I guess that wood make you pretty poplar with the ladies…
I’ll admit there are a lot names in my little black book, but I never get sycamore!
You must have to spruce-up quite often for dates.
Oh, you beecha. Buckeye never go overboard. I hear that’s a turnoff.
At leaf you know when to say when.
I wouldn’t, but my dogwood.
Fir sure.
Elm thinking she’s going to be pretty p!ssed off when she finds out.
I don’t get it, what’s the fail?
If you have to ’splain it, it’s just not funny no more. Tell you what, James, if I may? Why don’t you imagine a fail that would be funny to you, instead.
If you have to ’splain the fail, it just ain’t funny no more…
Tell you what, James, why don’t you try to picture a funny fail in your mind, instead.
fail?
The ‘i’ word — gets ‘em every time. Dint know whether my comment would show up again or not, the blog’s been so borked lately…
You weren’t the fail LGB.
This is an old joke just acted out. I doubt its real.
*nods sagely*
Definitely ’shopped.
~Did you hear the PIXELS???!!!ELEBENTY!!!!~
Yep. The reflections are all wrong!
We don’t care.
I second the sentiment.
*Hammers* Motion Carried
Next up, the residents of Failblog against city hall.
You can’t fight City Hall….
Mushun denied?
It would have to be really old, as the E911 system gives the address and they wouldn’t need it spelled out. Also Google maps can autocorrect, ffs.
Hahahahaha!
Makes me wonder what the turnover rate for 911 dispatchers is in Hawai’i
~Eucalyptus…Eucalyptus…wasn’t that a pokemon?~
Pokeman is a Jamaican proctologist.
“I’m just gonna drag ‘er on over to Oak st. an’ you can pick ‘er up there.”
Classy Bastard.
I enjoyed the part about the warthog very much, also.
Didn’t they show this already
Oh. My. Gosh. I…
.
*passes out again*
Ya know si, my arms are gonna get tired from fanning you if you keep this up.
Cookies?
*gives LGB and everyone a tray full of cookie variations*
*sniff.sniff*
*comes-to*
*noms*
*passes back out*
NOOOO!!! Those cookies!
*stares hard and long at the cookies*
Of course. Why wouldn’t they be?
It would have been funnier if he said : U-k-a-l-i-p-p-e-d-u-s. If he had, I would not have been surprised.
*sneaks up on James*
SURPRISE!!!!!!
Yikes you scared me. Great call 911, Hopefully you can spell Baker before I die of a heart attack.
B-A-K-E-R.
So this is an old joke. I doubt that it’s a real 911 call and is in fact some audio being confused for one. If it did come from one, it’s a prank call. This is as old as the joke:
“I shot my friend in a hunting accident. I think that he’s dead”
“O.k. sir, please calm down. Are you sure that he is dead?”
*BAM*
“Yes, now what?”
Cheney?
*quails with fear*
*dicks around*
*runs for the bushes*
Eeeep!
*calls out to avis*
“watch out for masturbating perverts!”
*runs from the bushes*
Now THAT was a misunderestimation!
oops, I got carried away…
*is consumed by his vices*
Am I going to have to bail you out of jail?
Might someone explain for the video-challenged? Pretty please, with catnip on top?
Guy calls in to 911, says his wife has been mauled by a warthog(!) and needs an ambulance to pick her up at an address on Eucalyptus street. When asked to spell that, he says that he’ll drag her over to Oak and that they can pick her up there.
And then an overpass comes in and flattens both of ‘em.
LOL
That’s what the video actually is, but written out it sounds like Avis made up nonsense just to mess with poor Nightshade. Truth IS stranger than fiction.
I didn’t get video either, only audio. And a still picture. The picture looked nice though.
I don’t think I could spell eucalyptus in a crunch… I think this is a dispatch fail…
Eucalyptus.
e-w-e
k-a-y
a-a-y
e-l-l
e-y-e
p-e-e
t-e-a
y-o-u
e-s-s
Eucalyptus.
e-y-e
s-e-a
w-a-t-t
e-w-e
d-i-d
t-h-e-i-r
*sigh*
Badger came, badger went.
Love ‘em and leave ‘em, huh?
It’s the same guy saying both lines of a joke, not a real 911 call. How is a joke a fail?
Isnt America’s Education system Wonderful?
Louis Cyr, a famous Canadian wrestler known for his immense strength, worked as a policeman for a time, and once a horse had died on the street. He couldn’t spell the name of the street for his report, so he picked up the horse and carried it to another street. History!
Fake. Hell, Jeff Foxworthy was doing this skit over a decade ago.
This. His Joke was a guy was on “Sycamore street”. The 911 operator asks him to spell it, and he says “I’ll just drive him down to Lee St.” Obvious fake.
Thank you, good to know I’m not the only one.
Wait… Did he say “attacked by a warthog”? Is that some kind of code-phrase for domestic violence, or are warthogs more common than I thought?
From the tone of this chaps voice he sounds like me might be from a part of the country warthogs (or things that go by that name in common usage) would real enough. I have to give the guy props for the presence of mind to develop a plan B when plan A became too rough to walk.
This is an ANCIENT joke. It came from an old movie from the 40s or 50s. A guy was calling for a TAXI to pick him up FROM jail. He tried in vain to spell “susquehanna street” for the cab dispatcher, then said “I’m going to have them transfer me to the oak street jail; send the cab there.”
The question is: who is more stupid, the emergency operator who can’t spell eucalyptus, or the man calling?
I first heard this joke in Los Angeles on The Hudson and Landry show in the 60’s. The joke used “Figueroa” instead of Eucalyptus and Hill street instead of Oak.
NOT a 911 call.
Definitely a fail… by the guy who posted it.
You should add subtitles, it’s impossible to understand anything…
this is fake i know this for a fact
ANCIENT!
So many people on this board born not too long ago that actually think this is a real call. Man, this joke has been around for decades!!!!!
Can we stop using this for “Friday Rewinds” and stuff like that? Its not funny, it’s just dumb. It’s staged and doesn’t sound real and isn’t an actual fail and it lowers the standards of CHZ.
Hey, she got attacked REAL BAD
These things don’t make me laugh anymore. Typical American, the usual stupidity. What were you expecting?
This is not a real 911 call. It is from a very stupid ad that ran last year on the radio about the importance of spelling. Needless to say, as an advertisement it was a complete fail!