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Gangsta’ Rap Coloring book found in children’s section of a local book shop
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Gold crayon anyone?
How about Chrome
Color it Crystal.
…Do I need to change my name now?
*pours*
Some abbreviations would indeed be nice. Or something completely senseless, like 50 Cent.
finally, a book that “urban people” will read. hey it cant be any more of a fail than “Get Rich or Die Trying…”
I’d go for Browning.
How many times Mauser I tell you that gun jokes aren’t funny? Stop that, AK?
Musket we argue? Can’t we all get along?
Eeek! An armed mouse!
Crikey chief, it’s a Dangermouse!
Penfold…..is that you?
You Beretta tell him again. He can’t hear you for the ringing in his ears.
I expect that’s because of how we keep Gatling on about it, but it’s difficult to Sten the flow.
We should all stop sniping at each other, I don’t know what triggered this argument but we should all just go out and get some dessert, perhaps glockolate ice cream?
I can’t decide Walther to do that or not.
yay
I Beretta you can’t keep between the lines!
I’m not gunna try it – I’m that badass.
Aww go on, I need a glocking laugh!
*blingsqueeze*
I’m too tired to come up with anything we both could *rifle* at. Sorry.
Awwww Koch!
What the Heckler? How did you just call me? Uzi-eriously want a fight?
Don’t be so sauer, honestly!
You’ll both end up in a Mauseroleum.
Nah, just a little Stenned at most!
Or joining a colt.
Join a colt? You must be out of your Vulcan mind, cause that’s just not cannon! I think you need to get away from your computer and get more experience Enfields or forests
Oh don’t get so furious about it, I can Garand-ee he’s not your rifle.
you may be right, but I’m gonna give it a shot!
I have to warn you, it’s probably not that uzi….
Great way to give your kids a head start in life.
seventh! wow. Just trollin’
Well done! Keep up the good work!
This book was created as a joke on purpose. It’s not a fail. You can buy it on amazon. A fail is something that is accidental and shows true idiocy. I guess parodies are “fails” now as long as the makers of this blog can’t find any other junk like obvious photoshops to post on this blog to redirect some more idiots towards the ads on here to make that $$$.
Great minds think alike simultaneously WIN.
You~know,~you’re~right?~You~should~do~something~about~it!
So~sorry~to~hear~that~you~will~be~boycotting~the~site~forever.
We’ll~miss~you!
Wow, the tildes in, any one want to go for a paddle?
If you alternate the tildes does that mean that every other word is NOT sarcastic?
Money over bitching.
Correct.
This is the last time I visit this site.
I think the main fail is that it was found in the kids section of a bookstore
Agreed, when my store carried this book (briefly), it was shelved in the humor section.
Firefox +Adblock = joyful browsing.
That’s a Beretta cutaway on the cover. It’s fail because everyone knows it has to be a Glock to be Gangsta!
Thank you. Your post summarises why I am about to delete my bookmark to this site. A shorter summary of the reason would be: “morons”.
Yes it’s funny, but it’s not a FAIL if it’s meant to be a joke in the first place. That’s like watching This Is Spinal Tap and calling it a ‘documentary fail.’
So…WEBSITE FAIL!
Otherwise, keep up the good work.
♪♫ It’s not a fail, it’s a god damn arms race ♪♫
Hold on, that was Fail out Boy.
Thnks Fr Th Rfrnce
I always thought the sone went
“Lucy, Lucy, it’s a god damn arse face”
Just saying.
‘e’ is nowhere near ‘g’, how on earth did you manage that one?
With grace.
*anklesqueeze*
eracg? Are you making up words again?
*sternanklesqueeze*
You caught me.
I just can’t resist to perlicitong qerts.
They’ll hengijorate your nimmilobs for that if you continue.
Pfft! They could never hengijorate his nimmilobs. They’re more likely to bohunder his maffarpy. He his the dijentiest after all.
Now I’m scared. If I lose my nimmilobs and my maffarpy, what’s left for me? I’d be a poor little garfascurble.
I love misheard lyrics…..When I was very young I believed that Viva Espania, was Viva my Spaniel.
Not a children’s colouring book. Look it up on Amazon. Goddamn, every time I come on Failblog I see at least 20% fails from people too stupid to understand what they’re looking at.
Am not! It’s a butterfly.
I am. I thought it’s a pterodactyl.
Is it not a coconut? Sh!t.
We need a member of the 80% group to explain it. Where’s Funnyboi?
He evaporated into the ether, we may have to recruit another.
It’s funny because it’s a reducedfatspreadfly.
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Hehehe
Are you stalking me petal?
Yes, but I’ll nip it in the bud.
But you’ve built me up, buttercup.
I can carry on if you like. I have the stamena.
It’s a horse, of course.
Look at that horse! The bushy tail, the big teeth, the hooves.
That’s what I said: a butterfly.
My producer says it might actually be a moth.
My producer tells me I can’t hear you.
My producer has a first name…
It’s made worse by realising it’s a group fail, and people have had to vote it up (and mods approve it?) for it to actually appear on the front page. I’ve submitted better than this but due to either luck of the draw / bad timing / my own bad taste / voters being too busy wondering what would happen if they stuck a fork in their eye, no appearance.
It’s not the mods who have to approve, it’s the rockabillies. Easy to confuse, though.
*Sorts through record collection*
*tries to decide on bike or scooter*
*gets confused*
*walks*
Ska’d for life?
Well I am Specials!
It was in the children’s section of a store, not on amazon, try reading before you engage your ass for speech.
cool, probably from india?
aye, it’s almost the same font as on “mein kampf”
On a sidenote: Go check yesterdays fails. After all the banning it’s a hilarious read. We hate eachother sooo much!
I saw, especially between Gracie and yourself….ouch!
Wow, I didn’t realise the first one went aswell, that is true genius!
I noticed that yesterday evening. Both hate trolls, were they?
Yes, trolls are mean and people with low selfesteem, therefore they are being hatred by the rest of the public.
?? Bigotry, racism and downright unprovocated rudeness aren’t tolerated very well, yes.
It was just one with too much time on his hands. Check the other FB, failpeeps group board.
lol, poor fivemagics
It’s funny because the crayon is too long to fit in the ammoclip.
Well that is a barrel of laughs!
I’m going seek advice about this. I’ll write to a magazine.
Make sure you don’t just write bullet points.
But I’ve a lot of thoughts to take stock of.
How is this a fail? It’s obviously a novelty-product win!
You can’t seriously think that this is a serious product aimed at kids? It would be like thinking big foam cowboyhats are made for actual cowboys….
No wonder all the other cowboys laughed at me
yeah, i dont really think its a color book, but a real book.
It is actually a coloring book, and I think the fail was supposed to be that it was in the children’s section, but that is only mentioned in tiny type under the picture.
Also, it’s awesome, AyeJaye is awesome, go buy it.
Who the hell would wright this crap???????
Wilbur and Orville.
I have this book. It’s got a lot of dope rappers in it!
Foil, saran wrap, plastic baggies?
i wrap my dope in little glassine envelopes…
I had a feeling this one was meant to be satirical.
But this wasn’t!
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-believe-children-are-our-future.html
4 example, fresh?
win. 100% WIN
Yo yo yo.
…
I’m a gangsta rap Ayatollah.
Take a look at this book.
Break out ya Crayola.
“Now, son, you can keep coloring the guys black but make sure to leave that bitch white… maybe with some yellow hair”
My teacher would actually give us pages of this book to color in when she did not feel like teaching.
for the little G’s on the streets
I have this book… this is a WIN WIN WIN!!! Not intended for kids. Seriously, just look at the cover.
Is this an example of the great advancements that black people have brought to our culture? Gee. Thanks.
more badass material from the guys who brought the “Christian Sidehug”
I’m gonna but a crayon on yo’ punk ass!
*bust
I bought this for my sister two years ago. It’s pretty awesome actually.
its obviously not an ACTUAL coloring book. probably an ethnographic research text. considering it has a foreword…
It’s an actual coloring book. It really is fantastic. No it’s not marketed in a kids section, we found it in a comic shop.
What’s the fail? That book is awesome, my brother niece got it as a present a couple of years ago. I say it’s a win.
Russian roulette with semi automatic golden crayon shooting handguns for the win!
I have this.
(not a fail).
I own this also. Epic win.
I bought this at a CD store. It’s amazing!
Fully not a fail at all.
Go buy this. Also buy Indie Rock Connect the Dots. (Same author, same awesome)
i own this actually, it’s awesome.
pssst, it’s ‘colouring’.
Only if you’re canadian
YAY CANADA!!!
WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
I’m sorry, but this is an EPIC WIN
(sorry about the caps)
That thing is awesome. My French teacher had it (it has nothing to do with French), and he photocopied pages of it for us to colour.
Seriously, everybody wanted it.
I don’t know, but I’d call this a win.
This is supposed to be a joke. Seriously. Stores like Urban Outfitters sells it and a lot of their books are gags. Lighten up people.
This is one of my fav gifts to give. It gets the best reactions. Its not meant to be taken seriously and it has some really awesome people in it… to COLOR!
Haha crayon bullets. I’m sure the colour-in prostitutes are trembling in fear
Only a fail in the children’s section. Otherwise, amusing win.
Probably well-targeted towards today’s “Gangstas”
If by “fail,” you mean “win.”
I own this! I got it for my honey when she had to have knee surgery about 4 years ago. I would say its a WIN. The pictures are hilarious.
I OWN THIS BOOK
where can i get me one? i’m gunna take a shot at colourin
I just want one because of the Crayola bullet.
“Look Mommy, I can color a pistol, just like the one Daddy has!”
Ahh, ou
Hey! How did that get there?? Ugh, technology…
“Look Mommy, I can color a pistol, just like the one Daddy has!”
Ahh, our next generation will grow up so well!
oj
I have the Punk Rock Fun Time Activity Book, written by the same guy. Who would have thought making your own bathroom graffiti and colouring in Sid and Nancy could be so much fun!
Not a children’s colouring book. Look it up on Amazon. Goddamn, every time I come on Failblog I see at least 20% fails from people too stupid to understand what they’re looking at.
qood site thanx admin