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Pong! I hate it when that happens!
Pooray!
Then what do you charge?
Stop this nonsense
Well, when you jump with your whole weight on a cheap table tennis table, you will fail. who’d have thought…^^
at least the snow helped him cool his pain
She is to small
Pac MAN that must have hurt.
♪Slip sliding away.♫
Obviously that was going to happen
No powered by? *cries*
Nor a bolt of lightning. I guess the video was long enough without them.
That’s what I noticed, too! And where’s our bicycle guy/lightning bolt/dot com???
*raises eyebrow*
*calls*
*wiggles ears*
*wiggledances*
*wiggles nose*
Dammit. SOMEday that’s going to make magic happen.
Okay, I was wearing socks a minute ago!
YAY! I did magic!!!
*wiggledances with Ms B*
Samantha? Is that you?
Try crossing your arms and blinking!
But first, put on a skimpy outfit and put your hair in an intricate ponytail.
And you’ll need a hunky astronaut to live with.
If I have to dye my hair blonde, I’m calling the whole thing off!
*bares midriff*
*crosses arms*
*blinks like a myopic doormouse*
*wiggles nose like an agitated rabbit*
Hmmm…something isn’t working here…
Damn, it’s chilly in here!
*snorks most undignified at myopic doormouse*
*Wonders why he’s in Antarctica*
Dragoooon! I’m not a healey!
Oh crap!!
*blinks and wiggles frantically*
*gives Dragon some of Marius’s anti-seizure meds*
*Pops into office with a sled dog team*
@AA *Snickers*
I’ve got some Nomex in my closet.
…and showing some midriff.
*wiggles eyebrows*
I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas, I’ll never know.
*puts out Duck soup*
Partdon me while I slip out of this wet suit and into a dry Martini.
*throws a party anyway*
Powered by all!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Whippity-hoo!
*tosses popcorn*
*does the electric slide on the table*
*catches popcorn in mouth*
*puts pillows under table for Judy to land on when it collapses*
Hee!
*pouts because Ms B didn’t say “if” *
*snorkity*
UM…I mean…um…
*scootchesawaywithaquickness*
*leads parade in jeep*
*statues of all the regular failbloggers roll by*
*at least two hours pass until the final statue appears*
*fireworks are set off*
*brass band plays*
*sweeps up afterward because he still hasn’t committed to an avatar*
*tells MarkSr he can get an avatar at gravatar.com*
Enjoy!
*Wind tossed hat tumbles down street*
*starts bubble machine*
*pops the champagne*
*hooks steel confetti cannon to the end of the parade*
*rigs up an auto loader and igniter to fire cannon every block*
*
safety**gestures in a familiar but peculiar way*
*25 million zombies erupt from the ground and follow the parade*
*zombie hoard dances to the brass band music*
Hazard a guess it’s not a failblog video at all? Look at the title.
*prefers it much more than the useless ‘power by’ and ‘brought to you by’*
There is…it’s by alien06, an avatar-less commenter. Chin up, Aja…it’s all good!
They changed the video format! Now I can’t see it.
*pouts*
Yay! DOT ORG!
Ping pong table is hungry!
*nom nom nom*
SHABBA
DABBA
DOO
That’s really quite enough. Knock it off, or be banned.
IVE ALREADY BEEN BANNED ONCE BUT I RESET MY IP ADDRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Consider this: we only have to suffer some of these trolls for a short period of time, but they have to live with themselves forever. That might not sound like such a big deal, but then consider how pathetic they obviously feel and realize that NEVER CHANGES.
We’re lucky, really. By the way, is today a holiday or something? Anyone know why we’re being invaded by elementary school trolls?
You’re already gone. You just don’t know it yet.
He does; it’s the same troll from the previous fail.
Truth of Bringer = Hitler?!
Hehe! No, he spammed since this morning.
Sorry I missed it.
*Kicks self*
Ah, a persistant one. I see. Why has Emily not been notified of this abomination of nature yet?
You’re certainly something personifed. Pandora’s box, that is.
Several of his posts under different emails already have been deleted. Someone report him again, please.
And, since this is my avatar-stealing “friend” from awhile ago – I’m leaving now. See ya!
Oh, and troll: I feast on your jealousy! Mmmmmh!
I just did. Prepare for a borked blog presently.
Oh, and *SQUEEEEEEZE!!!*
*stands by for thread-less replies floating around page*
Seriously…if you people would stop replying to the useless trolls (as opposed to the entertaining ones), the borking thing would happen!
No GO TO THE BREAK ROOM AND EAT YOUR CAKE!
This could be fun.
*tosses a “not” up into previous post*
*shuffles feet sideways until she’s out of the thread*
Yes professor!
*eats cake*
He’s replying to us. Not the other way around.
Mostly.
*eats cake*
*squeezes my favorite Dragon friend*
*slinks off for some cake and tea*
Why do you persist? You’re not wanted here. You aren’t contributing anything useful or even remotely funny. Surely you’ve got something better to do with your life.
While, also, so, therefore, furthermore, last but not least, anyway.
Use them instead of ‘and’, idiot.
I see you’re an optimist.
Yes, I always see the blog half full of trolls. Unfortunately, today, they’re all the same one.
What the heck is this doing down here?
Eeep!
*covers up and hides*
I dunno, but maybe we can hide here.
I have a great place to hide.
*buries self 12 feet down*
Sure, then everybody will want to!
Is this thing gonna be borked all day?
Hide in the next fail Judy.
It’s a dining table?
*ba-da-bum-tish*
Don’t you mean “ba-da-bum-TUSH?”
V-ness guy trap.
It’s a plant!
He planted his foot.
Guys, maybe we should leaf him alone.
Stamen! (And women!) Stand your ground!
We will Dragon.
♪ Cause we’ve got plant class and we’ve got plant style. ♪
Apparently there is a stigma against plant styles.
We leave out petiole differences behind on the blog.
Oo. I wanted some ‘t’…theng-kew.
*gives the Admirable Admiral some ‘r’ instead*
Someone has to use up those ‘t’s’ that Arthur is accumulating.
And, thanks! I’m feeling rdr as we speak.
This run is branching into some different directions.
leaving a hungry ping pong table out in the cold like that… how inconsiderate. ’tis a good thing the pp table is a karmic being.
It’s a level 7 elite lurker mimic.
I accidenty your adom_winbeta.exe, cause it must’ve been, I repeat it MUST’VE BEEN standing on an altar.
“Here, have another file” (said with apparent admiration)
Yes, and so am I. It’s lunch time here and I now know that I want a sammich… so glad to have company.
Next, fold on one egg(head). Mix. Bake at 350 for 35 mins.
Usually an egghead refers to somebody intelligent…
Which is why this is a recipe for disaster.
This actually seemed half-baked.
YouknowthisiskindahardfortheyesButgoodeffortontryingtosoundAncientGreekYouknowthat AncientGreeksusedtowritelikethatNocommanospacenonothingTheyhadittALLCAPITALStoobutIthinkIjustregrettedtellingyouthat.
Wow that’s a big word.
Don’t hurt yourself now.
ZA hurt so goood, oh!
When does the sucking begin?
Should we send him flours and wish him a speedy recovery?
What’s the batter with him?
He’s a bit mixed up.
*Boobiesqueeze*
Long time no ski. Where’ve ya been?
Long drawn out bout of work! ::GracieSqueezies:: Had a bit of a breather today so….thought I’d look up some old friends.
I’m touched you remember me! ::squeezes out a tear of joy::
Glad to see ya!
*squeeze*
Now, let’s whisk up some fun!
Everyone kneads a little fun!!
We can rise to the occasion.
The proof is in the pudding!
*Boobiesqueeze!*
We’ll need to quit loafing around.
Gah! Back to work, but at yeast I had a chance
to say “HI” to everyone.
::Waves:: HI to everyone!!!
Be back soon I hope. Have fun.
Yaarrrr, Boobie is showing up!
*squeeze*
He’s prolly a good egg, although a little cracked now.
HUMPTY
I think you might have something stuck on your keyboard.
That was quick.
Maybe he fell asleep?
NOOO. Stupid me.
Maybe you should have replied to yourself. You know, when this place gets filled your two comments will be about 40 comments apart and most people would go wtf.
That is, if anyone ever reads the comment section.
Why are you talking to yourself?
Pfft. Nobody reads the comment section.
~Why bother. I know what I want to say. Who cares if it’s been said again and again and again before me.~
Oh crap i’ts broken.
Anyway nightshayde, if one is reading the comments section WITHOUT having taken part into some sort of conversation, I could only conclude to these:
(1) He is looking to reply to a comment fail
(2) He is very, very, very bored
(3) He doesn’t have a life, a.k.a. trolling
WTF?
This is an example of Murphy’s bed law.
Your in Hernando’s Hideaway ole!
*Tries to put this comment up with AA’s*
To have manjuice, you must first be a… man.
Lake Tahoe says, “check out failblog today!”
I didn’t know lakes could talk.
Lake Tahoe was looking at me when I sat down at my desk today at 10:00, which is time for the video fail to show up.
(Lake Tahoe is my desktop background)
Marco!
Pol-ARGHHH!!!
*is eaten by ping-pong table*
Sounds good. But in the interest of full disclosure, I must advise you that I am a sixty year old man, and a little portly. But I do like little boys like you! Come, come and see me and we can play.
Buahahahah!!!!!!
^5 Judy!
So YOU’RE the one grannycatflap has been having so much amusement experimenting on !!!
Granny’s going to be heartbroken when he’s gone!
*hands Judy the gum massager*
*RIGL with Judy*
What do you suppose a “balck” dragonfly is?
Maybe he meant a “blaarg” dragonfly?
:ick:
A dragonfly that’s unwilling to accept an idea?
Mayhaps he’s from Messedonia?
A Dragonfly who interrupted it’s pitching motion.
Maybe he’s a dragonfly who can jump really, really high?
When he heike up his shorts we suspected he was a she.
The result of a very indecisive hypnotist. “When I count to three, you will be a chicken…no, dragon…fly!”
Hee! Hee! Balck!
A base-ah-ball player?
Know when to fold them
Good one.
You want to go do a fictional character, go right ahead. It’s probably a more constructive use of your time.
That’s going to look really funny when the troll is banned.
*giggles*
Dang, you are correct sir/ma’am. . .Looks like I’m flaming a compliment, which makes me look. . . not good.
Know when to hold them.
Should’ve walked away.
yeppers,
still waiting for the turn.. was a nice flop after pretty much all ze Germans (or Swiss) limped in. Oh, and iirc, one limped out, too.
No, not Swiss…
No, RUN!
There is always a party pooper among us.
I tried to find a bathroom, but all I found was a potted plant.
Obviously you didn’t try hard enough young lady.
*pat pat pat*
*sneaks Gracie a cookie*
*Dragonsqueezes*
*noms cookie on the sly*
*SNORK!*
Gracie, I have a friend whose nickname is “Sly”, so that gave me a very strange mental !mage there!
Glad to brighten your day.
TP might be a bit gentler on tender parts than a cookie, non?
Not to mention less crumbly…ewww…
Dunk it before use.
You accidenty the whole urinal cookie?
Yes, because the cake was a lie.
Mmmmmmmmm…..tabletennis table hungry…OMNOMNOMNOMNOM……
Next on Fox, “When tables attack!”
He generated too much friction…now he’s an English patient.
Ah, you put a nice spin on these sorts of things!
“Going Against the Grain: The Knotty Pines Story”
Starring: James Woods
Co-starring: Chris Pine
And Douglas Firbanks.
Is Spruce Willis in this one?
The deal with Aspen Kucher fell through.
I heard that Fiona Apple is working on the soundtrack.
I thought it was Chris Daughtree.
Now that’s rough.
He’ll make up for it at the Hewn-eral.
The table got hungry.
You’d eat anything when starving.
*eats roasted potatoes*
Blaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!
Nooooo… lunch is a sammich.
Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those white pants.
HEY!
*takes offense*
* cough *
I ain’t looking, no sirreeee!
*Takes back fence*
Please stop taking these, they end up all over the place when the offender is booted. . .
*slides in*
I’M THE PING OF PONG!
*falls on his @ss*
*thread collapses*
Heya FPs,
Just thought I owed you a better explanation to my sudden departure.
It’s all on my blog. (clickie)
German dowN!
ROFLCOPTER. I MADE TOTAL BORKAGE. ANYWAYS GUYS N GURLS as always it has been an emotional lolercoaster but I actually have to go buy some drugs now. Love yall. Troll ya soon.
Is this a new comment, or an orphaned reply to a deleted troll?
The world may never know.
*hastily draws curtain over date and time*
*looks around*
Pay no attention to that.
*pays attention to it*
*highlights it*
*shines spotlight on it*
*giggles maniacally*
*advertises it on the internet*
*also giggles maniacally*
Fine!
Here’s you heart, brain, and courage.
But the horse of a different color is a horse of another color.
I can haz braaaaiiiiiinnnnzzzzz?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Does the horse have a name? Yanno, cuz in the desert you can’t remember your own.
failblog go boom
Toast’d
When I saw the title for this fail I pictured that scene from Risky Business.
For those who cannot tounch their toes, this revolutionary new flexibility training device is a must! Order now for only $yourdignityandabuttloadofpain!!
i like that one kids drug rug.
jasus i havnt seen a geansai like that in years
this is only half of the video…
the other 2 guys didn’t fail sliding
full video is here:
Belgian people win at failing
If that was me I’d fold
Now why would he think that was a good idea?
Table Tennis is a dangerous game :p
Folding Metal Table WIN.
toast anyone?
And this is why we can’t have nice things…
lol the table ate him
Zo zot, gewoon wa mannen van Gent dien op Failblog zijn geraakt!
Wh doesn’t love a fail sandwich
who*
Table is like “OMNOMNOM”
In soviet russia, table folds YOU
Obviously that was going to happen
fortunate to walk away from that one.
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