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First comment, written by a german *proud*
Hail CentaX!
Proud of a kid reading ‘mein kampf’? Have you learned nothing the past 70 years???
OH SNAP
History education win.
These kids will not be so easily swayed by a goverment as it was for bush to sway the yanks.
*watches bush swaying in the breeze*
*puts skirt down*
Hey, Gracie? Have you ever -erm had that done by a professional?
Not sure where in Podunk would do that.
I just can’t imagine going to someone for that. It’s bad enough I have to go to the gynee and have it looked at by a stranger!
Would you if there were?
No. Nope. Definitely not.
Me, either. I gave myself a Brazilian once. That was enough for me. *wince*
*sistasqueeze*
or the way Obama swayed the left, the blacks, the Muslims, the Christians, and the troops.
Don’t think Obama made promisses. He said things have to change. He took goals to reach in the future and said how he wants to achieve ‘em. And doesn’t fool around when he fails.
Bush said nothing and let his soliders fought a war like a crusade.
Don’t forget with what a chaos Obama has to fight since the first day.
Don’t blame the cleaning ups for beeing to slow when you made the whole floor dirty.
regards
You obviously are ignorant when it comes to your own history, let alone America’s. So quit trying to appear intelligent and go back to your national pastime of buggering young lads in public toilets.
You didn’t get it, it was really ironic that i was the first to post a comment cause i’m german. That’s why i wrote *proud*. I am NOT proud of what happened 70 years ago but that was LONG before i was born, long before my parents were born and even before my grandparents were born. But we’re still that Nazi- Germany, every german is a racist etc. (maybe you didn’t meant it this way, but many americans do) At least we didn’t killed the original inhabitants of america and nothing happened to us. And even now the Israeli kill Palestines, at least THEY should have learned in which bad conditions the Palestines have to be.
dude dont get all serious on me -.-
I replied carib, not you ;D Now i do, i hope it’s not too serious
Yeah, because we Jews really went suicide-bombing and shot civilians all over Germany to warrant our holocaust… *rolleyes*.
Americans kill hundreds in an air-raid in Iraq and Afganistan – ooopsie…
British soldiers mistakenly killed numerous by-standards in Afganistan – That’s too bad..Well, this stuff happens.
We literally defend our civilians from attacks from all fronts while minimizing the enemy casualties as best as possible – we get criticized up to our ears. The hypocritical world really hasn’t learned anything since that time and still would prefer Jews to just lay there and die.
Keep your politics to yourself, because unless you live here you have no slightest clue what’s going on, just the garbage you are force-fed on your news channel.
Sorry for spoiling your failblogging, guys, that’s the last thing I write on this subject. Please carry-on.
You’re Jewish?
Awesome!!!
*tsk’s Leila*
I see what you did there.
*squeeze*
…must…resist…can’t…
I don’t want to get in a huge discussion, but just to get that straight: If Israel gets criticized for what it does, that’s because a) people have no clue, b) people are hypocrites and c) people prefer dead Jews. Right?
Nooooooooo!
*Grabs AE*
*Jumps out window and races down the street*
*mumbles* All these justifications and discussion-avoiders really go on my nerves*mumblemumblemumble*
*golf craps*
Golf craps? 0_o
the answer is C!
The answer is 42. The question is, what is the queastion?
In my opinion, Palestine and Israel are both to blame. They both made mistakes and done terrible things that were not justified. So instead of stupidly taking sides (both countries want us to support them), I chose to hate both.
And I’d like to add that Israelis and Palestinians should also keep their politics to themselves. They’re always trying to involve other countries in the mess they are both responsible for.
I even see rallies at my university once in a while, made by groups of students of both countries and who are trying to “promote” their side of the story.
As a university student from Europe but who lives in America, I really don’t want to support anybody in a war in which everyone F… up. The fact that Israel and Palestine try to get students of foreign countries involved despite the fact they are both to blame is proof to me that supporters of both sides are biased idiots.
Seriously, just call it even and stop this war. It’s the only solution besides mutual annihilation.
Israel has been trying to end the war for a while…. They gave up the Gaza strip in hope that Palestine would stop attacking, but Palestine just commenced attacking them…
Palestine’s to blame because they are the aggressors
When the hell did I get to Pundit Kitchen?
Correct punctuation saves lives (as do briefness and clarity)
Don’t worry. Most Germans I know love flowers and beer and not Mein Kampf. Good to know you’re not one of those neo-idiots.
For the record… no real irony here.
*recording the lack of irony*
Let’s press forward. This blog’s flat-lining fast.
You’re a steam come true!
*squeeezers*
I need a little more starch in my diet. Are mushies starchy?
*squeezereenos*
Absolutely NO starch in a mushy, in fact we are known for depleting the starch that you already have! so… yeah!
*runs*
*sits on floor in lotus position*
*closes eyes*
failfriendsarenotfood
failfriendsarenotfood
failfriendsarenotfood
failfriendsarenotfood
*peaks around corner*
ahem.. and in case the creepy chant doesn’t work next time, I hear Motts Applesauce is full of starch!
*snoffle*
*conjours bowl of custard*
*hands to LGB*
You know all you have to do is ask!
Mmmmmmmm … custard ……..
Thanks k@!
*omnomnomnom*
Guilt trip or wot?
No, just serious. :[
You’re right, CentaX.
Actually the Germans who immigrated to colonial America did kill the original inhabitants just the same as every other group of European immigrants.
We “killed the “original” inhabitants of America because they tried killing US, it’s called a WAR, we didn’t round up 6 million Indians and kill them for nothing. They were primitive and stupid and couldn’t figure out that they would lose, Hitler and Stalin killed people just for existing so it’s a pretty poor comparison. Germans weren’t the “original inhabitants” of what’s now Germany so how do you think they ended up there? It’s called war, it’s been happening for a few thousand years now. Last time I checked, Jews don’t go blowing themselves up in crowds either…by the way.
Ummm… That’s not exactly so… “Zionist political violence, or “terrorism,” refers to acts of violence committed by Zionists for political reasons (…) British soldiers and officials, United Nations personnel, Palestinian Arab fighters and civilians, and Jewish fighters and civilians were targets or victims of these actions.” (Wikipedia)
By the way, the perpetrators are now honored by the israeli state…
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zionist_political_violence
Yes, what early American’s did to the native Americans is despicable, and we’ll never know what really happened since what’s taught in school is a dumbed down, clean version (if you can call it that). But you still can’t compare what early Americans did to the Native Americans over centuries to what Hitler did to the Jews/Europe/Russia in just 20 or so years.
For one, 90% of all native Americans died from disease, not gas chambers and firing squads. Out of 112 million natives that died from disease, that leaves about 11 million that died at the hands of the Americans and other tribes. That’s 11 million people over 100 or so years, not 11 to 17 million in just 20 years.
Well I guess you can comare the two, but they two very different tragidies.
Holy sauerkraut. Ease up. And by the way, your folks and grandfolks got started early as shit if they weren’t around for that mess.
why is it a crime to be proud to be white but its not a crime too be a radical muslim or black panther???? Double standard duechenozzles
Before you ask someone if they learned something, have you ever read the book? It has nothing to do with what happened. Go get informed before saying that nobody learned things.
Not recommended for kids, but still it is an interesting book though.
Thank you!
I highly doubt that kid actually read the book…it’s really hard to read (poor grammar, very wordy) AND translated from Old German (not always a clean translation). Finally someone else who understands the content of Mein Kampf!
You obviously don’t.
It’s photoshopped… The P wouldn’t be cut off… Man, you guys…
Good catch.
Kid’s need to learn history, or they are doomed to repeat it, like voting in the next generation of the Bush family or something dumber… never mind, can’t think of anything dumber than that.
actually it could be a win, because the book gives a good look at his childhood and his life and opinions before he became reichskanzler and why things happened the way it did that time
Austrian, really. Ok, maybe it is the “Greater Germany”
not funny
it was ok funny chuckle worthy as it were
It looks more like a WIN
BMW win or Audi win?
Potato win!
TV win?!
*makes roasted potates*
I’m not eating those. I have no idea where they’ve been.
Well, I was passing by this nice church and this vicar just came out and gave me the bag.
Try one. Tell me if it needs more salt.
*feels ill*
‘cuse me…
*runs from thread*
Thats a tea bad he gave you…
2 fails back?
blaaaarrrggghh
*cleans*
I thought everyone agreed not to even touch those.
*shudders*
*recoils*
*Bravely blanches*
*feeds Marius roasted potatoes*
*Becomes superbly sick*
*takes potatoes and makes a nice potato soup*
Here Marius this soup will help you through your sickness.
:blaarg:
*Welcomes a lively death*
Well, at least her facial expression is appropriate.
Gales of laughter at what passes for a book?
I sometimes had to laugh when I read it; not because of the content, which is disgusting, but because of the heinous rape of the German language. The great aryan Führer – unable to get a single metaphor right…
AWWWW SNAP!
Well, he did admit it was a struggle AE.
*snork!*
It is an imaginary langauge after all!
He was trying to peel a coconut with an octopus.
(Not a simile this time FTW!)
*anklesqueeze*
*snorksqueeze*
Thanks SamPro. Now fly away, little birdy (but you feel big, dontcha?).
Only in your dreams, little troll. Only in your dreams.
^
|
Talking to himself.
Yay! It made it.
*places emergency foil blanket around comment*
his comic timing is awful too
It’s a frightening glimpse of an alternate reality.
Despite its flaws, I think I’ll stay in mine.
Reality as a whole is overrated anyway
Mine is rated ‘G’.
I highly doubt that.
Is that you, Pot?
I do not smoke pot!
*giggles at the kettle*
I doubt my reality.
I question my reality.
I realize that nothing is real anyway
There is no spoon?
No spooning then?
*forks The Moomin instead*
That was knife, we should do it again sometime.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Maybe ladle.
You people have no glass. *shakes head*
I am pink therefore I am spam?
Did someone say Spam?
Metaphorically….maybe.
Does that mean I should make metaphorical Spam Cookies™?
Erm, I would say no.
Yeah, G as in giggity.
goo?
I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
I accept your reality as mine.
ALL YOUR REALITIES ARE MINE!I sue you for ONE reality.
I O U 1 reality.
Bails out a reality.
You want the reality? You can’t handle the reality!
♬ Dreams…are my reality
the only kind of re -AAALITY ♬
♪ Dream until your dream comes true. . . ♪
I’ll see your reality and raise you 1 idealism.
I’ll see that and raise you some what’s what.
I’ll call…
*Shows what I’ve been dealt*
*throws-in hand*
LGB, give that back and stop taking parts off of ZA!
Hee! Hee! Reality bites, don’t it?
We were playing “no peek” K@
*Grabs sisters hand and skips out of thread before it gets out of hand*
I deny my reality.
Melancholy and remorse form the deep leaden keel which enables us to sail into the wind of reality; we run aground sooner than the flat-bottomed pleasure-lovers, but we venture out in weather that would sink them.
~ Cyril Connolly
And *Squeeze*
That resonates Marius.
*awed squeeze*
My reality consists of my chant to get int the building. Rerpeated, “Rent, Electric, Phone, child support, and dog food. Rent, Electric, Phone, child support, and dog food.”
*sigh*
*fixes Boppity’s typos*
*gives her a ginormous cup of coffee*
*squeeze*
It is a quote from The Unquiet Grave. I highly recommend it. And for anybody interested in a quick Si-Fi read I just finished Bad Monkeys and found it enjoyable.
Tanks Gracie. *sigh*
Alternate reality? Guys, do you realize that color photography already existed in the 1930s?
LIES!!!
Is Sepia a color?
Sort of, poor cuttlefish. *sigh
indeed they had colour photography and could make colour films, They just did not have the technology to broadcast it. In those days a lot of people would watch the news and such like at the cinema due to costs of home sets
Yes, in particular it took off with Kodachrome (R), 1935 for movies, 1939 for slides. Still other products (Autochrome and Dufaycolor are two examples) go back over 100 years now, but they weren’t very practical and virtually never used for backyard snapshots of the kids.
What does date the picture is what the kids are wearing – clothing like that was unheard of before about 1960.
Awwww she looks just like me when I was little…. Only I didn’t read **** like that!
yes because u wrote it didnt u HITLER! :O
Mein Kampf is a difficult read at best, and some might describe it as an impossible read.
A book written by a crazy person, has no foundation reality, is a chore to read, has a fanatical following, and no one wants to be around those who love it…..
Wait.
At some point I got off track and started talking about Twilight.
That’s not where I wanted it to go.
You know, I think I like you Dargus.
That’s encouraging.
Sometimes I worry people take me too seriously. Not everyone hears my sarcastic tone, even though I type it as loudly as I can.
Use these
*hands over a bag of ~*
You’re not alone, Judy. Dargus – I laughed out loud, lovely. Thank you.
Here, have some of these.
*Hands over ~~s*
Ouch. Refresh fail…
Er… thanks.
Where do I put my new tilden?
Around your sarcasm.
See the awesome difference they make:
Mein Kamp is great
~Mein Kampf is great~
QED
Can I define it globally?
:unsure:
Welcome Dargus!! I hope you plan to stick around long enough for LGB’s flashing Welcome sign to show up.
Been there, done that. Where in the H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEYSTICKS were you?
*remembers his flashy welcome sign*
*tear sneaks out of left eye*
Awwwww, lil’ mushy! Don’t do that! Cuz if you do that, then I’ll do that and then…
*squeezes*
LGB, failbook posting is a full time job! (and I already have one, start of the new semester and all that)
oh… and I got real sick.
Sorry to hear it, Dargus. I hope you’re feeling better.
I’m glad you can make it back to see us occasionally. You’re really quite funny…
Ummm……..I think I was actually in H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEYSTICKS. I’m struggling to tread water lately.
I think I’ve already run into LGB’s flashing sign. (I could see its exposed circuits)
Does anyone escape LGB without an avatar permanently affixed?
This blog updates often, and I skip the weekends. So it might appear that I’m brand new.
Sometimes I’m funny. Other times I’m a justifying discussion avoider.
*slinks away*
Does that mean you’re sarcastic all the time?
or sarcastic for that post.
Good to know. That way I can tell if a *squeeze* is genuine or not. The genuine ones are the best.
*squeezes Dargus*
*skips away happily*
Um .. you.. er.. well
…that was… unexpected.
*wistfully watches Gracie skip through the blog*
*ears prick up*
Did someone say the spanish inquisition
*gigglesnork*
Nope, apparently not.
Don’t feed trolls!
DIE N00B!!! I M PRO LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
*throws food for the trolls*
*hushed announcer*
What Melty doesn’t know is that the food he’s throwing so freely has been exchanged with disease infested camel dung. Let’s see if anyone notices.
*snork*
*gets video camera ready*
Someone say camera?? Isn’t it Commando Thursday??
Nope, that’s tomorrow.
*squeezes skratdaddy*
*facepalm*
I have no idea what day it is. You’re right, Skratdaddy, today is Commando Thursday.
*goes in search of more coffee*
You should’ve just checked your underpants.
SQUIRREL!!!
*hides in tree hollow and looks for Dug*
Is he gone yet??
That’s what she said
So this applies to trolls themselves? He apparently just fed himself.
Getting trolls to eat themselves? Brilliant!
let´s see here hmmm
kapitel 11.
“volk und RRRrrrasse”
good nighttimestory in any case
????
“the eggs of columbus lie around by the hundreds of thousands, only the columbusses are met less frequently.”
it´s pretty weird stuff there at the beginning of chapter 11..
It’s just … where do I start?
it´s just boring as hell and you´d be asleep in no time
I KNEW you had ulterior motives!
grrrrr
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*throws bucket of water on LGB*
You were lucky… this time.
Whatthe..? Mushy? Why’dja just throw a bucket of water on me? I was sleeping like a baby…
Sure you were… and teezboy was standing over you with a copy of Mein Kampf in hand and ‘that look’ in his eye.
‘That look’? Is that that one look? That look that someone gives you when you give them that look?
ooooo… please stop describing it!
*shudders*
*covers mushy’s eyes*
*escorts from thread*
There must be better places to play down there VVVV. C’mon!
I swear I didn’t look!!
*closes book with a thud*
tha´s a wrap
i´m off to studying the necronomicon, cheers!
Eva Braun’s little sisters?
……
-.-
It’s ok, LGB…ts never stood a chance…
*squeezies*
*sniff.sniff*
Thanks, Suzie. I needed that!
*squeezesdabuttacow*
They should have bought her larger clothes instead
to use as a sack to transport the dead bodies? :O
no, just to cover her belly and to prevent her from getting strangled by her neck line
i read a view chapters and it was kinda interressting (i’m neither german nor racist)
hitler was an idiot, but don’t doom what u don’t know
23rd!!!!!
Someone at work reminds me that Hitler was a vegetarian. Why would I need to know that? This woman is a total bitch and she is not saying it to ’share’ the tidbit.
*fumes*
He wasn’t really, that is a lie!
Sorry, but… doch.
But only because of stomach problems. Even though he had propaganda tell everyone it was because of his compassion for animals … yeah, right. *snorts*
An article from May 30, 1937, ‘At Home With The Fuhrer’ says, “It is well known that Hitler is a vegetarian and does not drink or smoke. His lunch and dinner consist, therefore, for the most part of soup, eggs, vegetables and mineral water, although he occasionally relishes a slice of ham and relieves the tediousness of his diet with such delicacies as caviar …”
*snork*
Interesting.
*throws bucket of water over leila*
the fires out!
Wait. You are funny. Who are you and how come you don’t have an avatar? You should stick around and play with us. Go to gravatar dot com.
You surely forgot those ~~?
Actually I haven’t.
Did I misread something?
*bites nails*
*doesn’t say whose*
Read some more of the funny person’s comments LeiLei.
Hurry back LeiLei. I gots a squeeeeeze waiting for ya!
Coffee can wait. Make with the squeeeeeezing.
*waits*
*magnificentmushysqueeze*
*serves*
Your coffee, Madam.
You are a lifesaver!!!
*thank you squeezies for Judy*
*sips coffee*
*adds Baileys*
*tastes coffee*
Oh yeah!
Uh-oh… looks like we’re going to have to bump that rating to PG-13.
*content sigh*
*returnsmagnificentLeiLeisqueeze*
*feels sorrowfully unsqueezed today*
*edges closer to loving peeps*
Oh, for —-
*supadeedupaHumpdaysqueezies3Beezies*
*squeezesBbBwithLotsOfSqueezness*
*megamightymushysqueezesBBB*
Ya threw me off, too LGB! I just told Skratdaddy that tomorrow was commando Thursday!
*facepalm*
*peers into coffee cup*
*sees only vast emptiness*
It’s not even half-full!
*points finger to ceiling*
To the coffee maker! Awayyyyyyyy!
*joins LGB in her quest for coffee*
Thanks guys. I needed that.
*ears perk*
*follows LGB to da coffeemaker*
Can I have those nails back? I need to hang something.
*calls Gracie*
*hangs up*
*giggles*
♫I know you called. I know you called. I know you hung up my line. Star sixty-nine.♪
*raises eyebrow*
Which star am I supposed to sixty-nine? Robert Downey, Jr.? Matthew McConaughey? Jason Statham?
Any you can get to consent.
Woohoo!
*starts -er- reaching for the stars*
The star you’re supposed to sixty-nine is…
*drumroll*
*opens envelope*
Rodney Dangerfield! Congratulations!
Ijustrememberedapreviousengagementletmegetbacktoyouonthat.
*runsaway*
*snork*
sadtrombone.com
I read that in history class! It’s a good book.
Compared to Tom Clancy?
Laurell K Hamilton.
*ducks*
*quacks up*
Michael Crichton.
Eaters of the Dead. Just saying.
I do this all the time.
Someone mentions a bad book.
I go check it out on the interwebz, and think: “man that’s an awful book”.
Then I start thinking that maybe it’s so bad it’s like the b-movie Fifth Element (staring Bruce Willis) bad.
So I buy the book…
… and it’s just plain bad.
Do B-books exist?
Actually, I liked Eaters of the Dead. And Fifth Element.
I love Fifth Element!
Wait.
Are you trying to trick me?
*runs out and buys Eaters of the Dead*
I believe that there are B books. Harlequin Romances. Speghetti Westerns. Sweet Valley High. The Hardy Boy Mysterys.
Just because they’re B’s though, doesn’t mean they can’t be enjoyed. Sometimes thinking is overrated.
Of course, there also books on bees.
*buzz.buzz*
*buzz.buzz* isn’t exactly something I think of with books. Although, it does sometime reside in the bedside table.
O.o
An alarm clock?
I thought of an electric toothbrush, myself…
This picture is on awkwardfamilyphotos.com. Dunno if it’s stolen from there or not.
*reads Eric’s palm*
*peeks over Leila’s shoulder*
Ohhhh, that doesn’t look good.
Shhhh! Let’s not give it away. I want him to have a good day.
*looks at Eric’s palm*
Ooooh…that’s gonna hurt…
Sorry…
Oh SuzieQ, *giggle* That’s ketchup.
Sales of Mein Kampf have increased 50% since they started selling it with the My Little Eva doll.
WhatEva! I wouldn’t spend a penny on it.
I have that book. It’s about penises… Or maybe that’s what I remember…
no, the book about penises is called the Goebbels Diaries!
what is kämof?
An abbreviation of “Kamöflage”.
♪♫ Woah-oh-oh-oh, Camouflage
Things are never quite the way they seem.
Woah-oh-oh-oh, Camouflage
I was awfully glad to see this big Marine. ♫♪
You read my mind…..spooky.
I knew I wasn’t alone with that earworm.
*Spits coffee all over screen*
I didn’t see that coming.
Not a surprise – your monitor is stained!
Oh yeah. It’s so bad to let kids learn about hitler. If we don’t learn from our mistakes we’re doomed to repeat them people.
This is a win.
oh yeah, its really the best thing you can do for three year olds to read Mein Kampf to them. Otherwise they wouldnt recognize the children of lower races in kindergartens!
which would be TERRIBLE!… juggles ~ clumsily
Fake?
Don’t ask us. You should know if your orgasms are fake.
It wasn’t a question. Let’s start an argument for ohter peoples amusement.
You spelled outer wrong… but that’s okay ’cause that pesky h-key is right near the u-key.
Hmm, I am pretty sure I spelled it right. This could make a fine argument. Shall I ready the wall of text and you could be the troll with all the insults, aye?
*mushy head asplodes*
*mushy gunk gets everywhere*
I’m not cleaning that up.
*carefully sweeps mushy bits into pile*
*gets duct tape, saran wrap, and Super Glue™*
*puts all mushy bits back where they belong*
*tapes, wraps, and glues*
*licks finger and swipes gill into place*
*sigh* (of relief)
I owe you one, maybe even two!
*doublesqueeze*
That’s what Fail Friends are for, my lil’ mush man! Think nothing of it!
*squeezypoo*
*pssst*
LGB you put his ears on upside down.
*dunks LGB in a vat of Purell when she’s done squeezing poo*
:ick:
Wait, I have ears now!?
*looks da mushy over thoroughly*
*feels cap*
*feels stem*
Nope. No ears.
*yells*
Motts!
Can someone tell me why the word i n t e r e s t i n g would be in moderation?
Hmm. V
WTF???
I said it to k@ comment about Hitler eating ham every once in a while and it’s in moderation.
Maybe it’s just when you type it, Leila. Bloggy loves you.
~I ♥ Bloggy too.~
*makes T-shirts with ~I ♥ Bloggy~ on*
*purchases a T-shirt*
*tries it on*
How do I look?
Stunning!
*collapses*
Boy, that’s a lucky horse!
interesting
What is interesting is that the original ‘I’ word appears to be in moderation again.
Either that, or failblog disapproves of doing things to coconuts with octopuses.
Could go either way.
The octopus was asking for it.
The octopus goes both ways.
Ooooh I soooo want to read your comment!!!
*anklesqueeze*
Hey, coconuts float too!
And weirdly, it is current scientific thought that some octopuses pretend to be coconuts.
I like coconut crabs that float the high seas, from island to island, riding on coconuts as they drown in the seawater, but still need it to survive.
So, is the octopuses and coconut thing a generally known thing? I feel like admonished.
I honestly have no idea
*unadmonishmentsqueeze*
Thank you!! *squeeze*
*borrows ET finger from Judy*
*waits for AE in the dark*
imagine?
*does double-take*
Methinks the moderators are messing with the spacetime continuum again…
They are imposing their reality to ours
*sigh*
I wish we could still cuss. I really enjoyed it. It was a wonderful release. Kinda like…
Godwins Law!
shut up you nazi!
lol
Mein Kampf = My Struggle (that Adolf Hitler means)
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
You know, when I think of of white, I don’t really think of power. I think of powder. Like snow, you know? Or … lessee … what else is white? Ice cream. Yeah! Ice cream. With sprinkles — you know, the candy ones with the different colors. And … oh! I know! White chocolate…
♪ White lines, blowing through my mind. ♪
Grand song there, Master Flash
*squeeze*
*flashes Moomin*
*squeezes*
white chocolate isnt actually white, id say its beige. By the way, when i think of Ante Pavelic, i think of a notorius croatian mass murdere during WWII
White powder FTW!
Also green buds FTW!
Sugar is white.
Flour is too.
Ohh, and eggs are as well! Let me get some butter and I’ll bake up a pound cake.
Pound cake!? Yummmmmmmmmm…
How much does it weigh?
16 oz.
48 oz.
Dats a biiiiiiiig pound cake!
It’s open to interpretation.
Heehee.
Traditional pound cake was made with a pound of flour, a pound of butter, and a pound of sugar. Most modern recipes still maintain this 1:1:1 ratio, though in smaller amounts.
It scares me just a little bit that you know this, Scotty. What else is simmering in that brain of yours?
Mostly lots of random facts and junk, none of which is particularly useful.
That one really isn’t surprising though, as I’m something of a foodie.
My mother calls it a “garbage brain.” She’ll come up with the most random facts and people just stare at her…
Ok, who borked the blog?
My bad, there where(?) no comments below mine when I signed on.(see above).
FEIL!
Fail Hitler!
Some people take pictures of kids with bibles in their hands, but we don’t see those fails here. How come?
It’s okay if your kid is reading fiction I guess? No no.. We can’t have them reading actual history. FYI – you will get on homeland security’s list for checking out this book from the library.
Hmmm… perhaps because the Bible wasn’t written by a homicidal maniac? Just a guess, mind you.
Perhaps a few of them were. No one knows for sure. All I know is more people have been killed in the name of God than Hitler..
And by the way – its a fence in eastern Hungary somewhere between
Falutalálkozó and Bálványosváralja, i know it there very well
It’s actually close to the airport in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. I pass it every day!
*roffles*
I gotta admit its kind of similiar, but the kids in Ouagadougou are a little bit thinner. But I dont blame you, because you probably dont know these kids personally, as opposed to me…
Actallu Mein Kapf is an interestring reading. I can recommend it. 8/10
don’t know why this is a fail.
that book is good and Hitler was awesome!
He did some great things for the world! Why do people bag on him.
He should’ve finished the job. Then we would be in a peaceful, crime free world without greedy bankers running everything. we’ve all been stupid to believe the hype of the greedy wall street fat cats. Who Hitler would’ve hanged!
And now for something completely different…
… a man with two anuses but no penis! No wait, we just had that.
perfect choice of nickname
Its a great book
….Or not
There is nothing wrong with reading Mein Kampf. It has high educational value for anyone who wishes to know more about Hitler than what the short summaries in high school history books say about him.
Reading it does not mean you support Hitler’s ideas by the way. Of course, I don’t see how this book is of any good to a 6 year-old… (actually she looks 2-4… She probably can’t even read).
next picture please! Im leaving work in a hour
Next fail is at 10:00 a.m. PST.
Thank you for calling.
Goodbye.
*beeeep*
“My Struggle”
in germany, it is vorbidden by the law to say “Heil H…” in the public. If you do anywy, you have to pay thousands of dollars (euros) penalty, or you go to jail.
epic german shame
poor you
You take that back! I’m not sweaty!
at least youre wearing dictators
Nö.
That could change.
I’m too cool for that.
True.
I’m putting my money on this being shopped!!! The image on the front cover shows up on the internet but not as an actual book cover.
People have to stop fabricating “fails”!!!
Justforfunimaverymeanperson
someone delete this, i dont want to get revealed. thank you
Too late.
Jinx!
*sigh*
Little Girl Blue >ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!< Dot Org – Marius's Sista From Another Mista.
Thank you very kindly, Scotty!
*sticks tongue out at Gracie*
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
*sticks tongue out at Scott*
*sulks away*
*takes tongue, and gives it back to ZA*
You people need to stop that, he’ll have no parts left!
Grrr.. take 2.
Little Girl Blue, Little Girl Blue, Little Girl Blue.
And its only because it takes them so long to bring a new image.
i was just testing my new registration and gravatar – nothing good seems to come out of it
Nobody go there!
Where there?
I am trying to discourage anyone from helping the troll.
thats not nice
You haven’t been particularly so since you landed here.
you havent seen nothing yet
Word to the foolish: Your nonsense will not be tolerated here. Play nicely, or you won’t play at all.
what exactly do you think ive done to you?
As far as I remember, LGB, he indeed played by the rules so far.
I think LGB has him confused with one of the more trollish posters from the previous fail. I haven’t seen trollish behavio(u)r from fieldinggoodney.
Losing track of fails – FAIL! I meant this fail!
*facepalm*
Too late.
Hold on to your hats folks, they’re cleaning the blog again.
I need to profet from my ~I ♥ Bloggy ~ t-shirt. How do I do that?
You’re going to be Bloggy’s prophet? What are his teachings?
Heilblog!
Just got 12 hours of work dropped on my desk and asked to have it done by 4:00. *sigh* If I don’t have finger cramps, I’ll drop by later.
*squeezes*
*Boppitysqueezes*
Everthing has gone funny
sieg HEIL!
Nice to see another follower of the series.
And before you say anything, it’s better than twilight
Prussian Blue, the early, early years…
Why?
Mein Kampf is a good book. A lot of people think so.
It’s a good read.
Exactly how is this a fail?
When I went to school (many years ago) this was required reading.
The idea, I guess, was to know history, what a concept.
I wonder if this book is a good read?
This is only phtoshop-fail like many other things here.I have the book “Mein Kampf” at home and I can tell you it definetly does not look like the book on the picture.
The only thing that would be possible is that the book is a reprinted one but than it is not possible that it is from Germany.
Mitfords…the next generation.
WIN!!!!
I think it is, as you internet kiddies call, a ‘win’ situation. Any person should read that stupendous book to understand how Hitler fought against the earth scum.
I’ve never read it, but I’ve always thought Mein Kompf is probably worth reading. For the purpose is being able to identify evil when you see it, by having a reference to refer to.
Can you smell the shoop?
saw this on awkwardfamilyphotos shortly after learning about hitler’s jail time. heh
I realy don’t think that kid even knows what that is. With how young she looks, she might even think it was a toy. She was probobly at her great grand fathers house and found it somewhere.
Exactly what I was gonna say. It’s still a funny picture though.
Stumbled here- had to say, I loved the mention in the very beginning about American Indians- I’m full blood, and though we never say it publicly- no one went to jail for the genocide of our people, much more thorough than the Nazis ever were- and our decline continues. Please don’t think I’m not being sensitive to the horrific evil of all types of purges, I just want people to remember that this crime isn’t even eradicated in the US yet- much less in our foreign policy.
[quote]Germans weren’t the “original inhabitants” of what’s now Germany so how do you think they ended up there?[/quote]
Yes they were.
Why don’t you learn something about the GERMANic tribes up to Bismarck:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany
‘Mein Kampf’ means ‘My Struggle’.
(How did she get that copy? She would love to learn how and why Mr. Hitler deciced to lead the Nazis and launch his offensive on the Jews.)
{Her grandfather would say ‘Nein!’}
Awww look at little Ann Coulter!
“Here honey, hold this with your dolly while daddy takes your picture!”
WTF?
my little girls are doing well. *tears of joy*
Also, Herp derp girl.
actually, that book is quite a good one
A hundred people arguing about race because of a doctored photo on FAIL. The f-ing title is cut off, dummies! What book have you ever read that didn’t have room for the whole title on the cover? Lord.
Kant’s “Prolegomena zu einer jeden künftigen Metaphysik, die als Wissenschaft wird auftreten können “. BTW – next time before you complain about the comments you should actually read them. There is no argument about race…
i love you little girl blue, talk back to me please
maybe i can watch the waxing? SEND ME A COMMENT SO I CAN STALK YOU
Its a Fake
I see the orginal by my grandma …
It’s the real deal , those are my girls up there .
Honestly I dont see the fail there… thats a legit book
I read it in high school sitting next to a jewish kid though LMFAO he was afraid of me
failllll
I have that same book; It’s terrible.
Ok so Seriously?!?!? I do not think this was meant to start a freaking debate. War is a part of life. Peace will never be possible because lets face it all humans would have to agree and well that will never happen. Not in our lifetime. What happened was wrong and I mean with everything. The Indians, Jews ect. What I find funny is that no one has brought up the fact that after the Attack on Pearl Harbor many people, over 110,000, of Japanese descent living here in America at that time where put into internment camps. Granted we did not kill them or anything like that but they where persecuted. So get off your high horse and realize that no one is perfect least of all America.