Ok… and nobody missed the uber homely “girl”/”girly boy” with the heavy metal T-shirt and hand sign ? And what *IS* the scent of a mullet? Wet hair? All I see that produce a scent are the homely kid, the deer and the peach blossoms
I am need of a big comfy.
*drags matresses to middle of room*
*adds piles of cushions, pillows, cushions and duvets*
*fills hot water bottles*
*adds hundred weight of cuddly toys*
*snuggles*
Also, this thing has a serious proportion problem. Either the guy is a very small metalhead, or he’s in an alternate world with giant flowers and – more worryingly – giant fawns.
Dang! Where was this wonder product back when I had my AWESOME ’79 Trans Am? Even though I am fast approaching full-on balditude and keep my remaining hair buzzed really short, I do have a spiritual mullet.
Uh, this is from a brand called Blue Q. I hate to ruin everyone’s fun, but ALL of their stuff is like this. On purpose. Because its supposed to be funny.
You fool! Don’t you know that the only thing which is funny these days is not getting people’s jokes and then calling them idiots and writing FAIL on pictures of them? Thus, we are amused by our own sheer stupidity, and require no external input or cognitive abilities whatsoever.
first
2nd ;<
Shocker … you are doing it wrong.
yes he is doing it wrong it should be in caps and spelt like “FURST!”
Shocker…not quite as shocking as Pinkey’s Special!
Wow, is that beavis, from beavis and butthead ? hahaha
third(sexy)
Hahaha
your 2nd… congratz
Hey causin!, how u doing down there?
First time I see it with less than 50 comments, I see it with no comments.
~You may need to mullet over a little~
I had the urge to buy it all of a sardine
I haddock a reply in mind, but I forgot what it was.
I’ve heard that tuna before
I just bleme it on the bass-anova.
we gottareal funny grouper here
Careful now don’t let this one flounder..
We all know our plaice, paniceth not.
Carp! I thought I was late!
That would’ve been a bit of a shark!
Don’t be Koi about it!
thats kind of crappie
Walleye never!
Eel have mine deep fried with bacon!
He went from flat to Fluffy?
don’t go sturgeon things up
with your shellfishness
I thought the movie was better.
im stunned by her nose
…that’s not a “her.”
This is WIN. FAILBLOG, THIS IS WIN.
I daresay good chap is site here is FAIL blog not WIN blog therefore it is fail my good man.
Here here!!!
*cheers*
Oh. Deer
*sings*
what can the matter be?
*gets booed off stage*
love is all around
The scent of beer and sweat
Agree, this is WIN. Where can I buy these?
Ok… and nobody missed the uber homely “girl”/”girly boy” with the heavy metal T-shirt and hand sign ? And what *IS* the scent of a mullet? Wet hair? All I see that produce a scent are the homely kid, the deer and the peach blossoms
I would of posted down at the bottom but granny and guybo have something going on.
Only to have hair to have a mullet.
My cubemate had this and it smelled like apples :-/ Would have thought corndogs and beer, but there you have it …
smells like headless Bambi from the sequel after thumper but before the drill
guaranteed to attract all sorts of wildlife
do they get any wilder than you, granny?
well I have a pretty angry beaver, which also has a mullet. I tried to hang one of these around its neck, but it kept biting my fingers
so are you saying your beaver is more of a snapper?
yes, but it’s still safer than the turtle head ’round back (bleh)
why, does the shell chafe?
*pukes*
once you’ve broken the shell it’s ok, but still a bit scaley
um…thanks…but I will stick to the snapping beaver, or whatever it was.
it’s been making a dam out of logs from the back yard, it’s pretty walled in at the moment, but you might be able to coax it out with a nice stiff one
drink I mean!
*drinks*
Now what?
it’s for the beaver!
“so dry, so drrrrrryyyyy”
*pukes*
Granny’s good at keeping up with the Failblog diet.
stick a fork in that family tree, it smells done
The problem is that that family tree has no fork.
kick his sister in the jaw and there will be no forking for a few generations to come
It can be confusing when you can’t remember if she’s your sister or your cousin…or was she the aunt?
only one way to make sure
and what, pray-tell, is that?
gotta kick ‘em all (Pokemom)
Now I want to go find a mullet to smell
granny, I think this one is for you.
*wafts*
here, let me help.
*fan, fan, fan*
I’ll help too
*fap, fap, fap*
hold on, I need to clean off my glasses.
horrible thread!
There’s something fishy about this.
What has been seen cannot be piscene.
give a man a rod….
Are you angling for something Granny?
I caught something!
Reel nice!
What a fly boy!
You are such a worm
That is not my line…..promise.
I think I’m getting hooked on these bad puns.
Apologies but we like to lure people in.
I laughed so hard I was gutted.
I cod hear it from here.
You floated that one nicely.
GOD DAMN HIPPIES!
that’s my line!
I told you, I am NOT a hippie!!!
hee hee hee!
vegetable rights and peace!
Yep, hippie all the way.
I have this air freshener! It smells SOOOO good! Haha
So are you saying you uploaded this EH!? GO ON GET OUTTA HERE! LOLZ
Looks like a hillbilly version of Barack Obama…
haha omg it does look like him :O
I used to have one of these about 5 years ago. Nice to know they’re still making them. It smelt horrible.
~Thanks for sharing!~
The more you know…
*cue music*
Its totally a win, if you read the packaging that comes with this air freshener, its a total win. it says the baby deer is a babe magnent.
Not feeling well today…
might not post at all for the remainder of the day
I feel rubbish too.
*squeeze*
*sign, sign, pass*
Let’s all off to bed.
*hides under the bed*
*joins granny*
Something under the bed is drooling!
Scientific progress goes BOINK!
I wish I had time to reread them, but the days are just packed.
*squeeeze*
I am all for it!
*sign, sign, squeezes, pass*
Duvet day!
Hip, hip, DAMMIT!
Where are we going to get a bed that big!
Who says we need a bed?
I am need of a big comfy.
*drags matresses to middle of room*
*adds piles of cushions, pillows, cushions and duvets*
*fills hot water bottles*
*adds hundred weight of cuddly toys*
*snuggles*
*snuggles in*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Got room for a squirrel??
*shakes tail*
Always!
*rolls over to make room*
zzzzzzzzzzz…Wha? Oh, of course.
*scootches over*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I forgot to let LGB off the hook with the italics, caps and blue responses yesterday before I left to go home.
She is going to hate me.
Uh oh!
I am sure we could fashion you some armour if you wish.
Or shall we start baking cakes now?
I don’t look good in an armour. I say let’s get with the baking!
Hmmmm, how about we just order in?
Can we get a few dozen donuts?
Hell yeah!
*shuffles through take out menus*
Right, the bakery is a given, what about Lunch?
Indian, Thai, Italian, Chinese….?
Indian!!!
Sounds good to me.
*orders entire vegetarian menu, and 3 poppadums*
*salivates IRL*
Most days here I lose my appetite, but you guys are making me hungry!
Jeez. You people will stick the word Fail on anything, whether it needs it or not. Amazing.
To me, this thing just REEKS of WIN.
*sticks the word fail on a boot, a whale, a piano, a train and a penguin*
Now Dan, what is the defining characteristic of those?
The boot DEFINITELY does NOT reek of win!
I would say camenbert at this moment in time.
They are all black and white ?
(well, some trains are)
(and some boots (clickie))
(and killer whales)
Also, this thing has a serious proportion problem. Either the guy is a very small metalhead, or he’s in an alternate world with giant flowers and – more worryingly – giant fawns.
*sniffs boot*
You did not want to do that.
*dials emergency services*
*volunteers to perform mouth-to-mouth*
*brushes teeth*
*holds rose between teeth*
Headbanging Bambi FTW \m/
Mullet smells like dogwood?
I’d rather not find out. Pleh.
I guess they mainly smell of beer and sweat.
Aaaaaaand there goes breakfast.
On My duvet……
*shakes fist*
Sorry about that. If you’re that sensitive to that type of smells, you might want to avoid metal concerts and nightclubs.
Although that kind of reaction would be on par with the ambience in some fringe metal shows.
that’s an insult to all emo’s
*picks blossoms*
*leaves behind creepy mullet midget and giant fawn*
This should be classified as a win. How did they capture that sweet essence of mullet on a little piece of cardboard?!! I actually own this product.
Don’t forget about rusted out Trans Ams
This is by BlueQ (www.blueq.com I think)! Their stuff is full of WIN…they have a whole Mullet line and more airfresheners like ‘Cat Butt’.
I HAVE THIS TOO. It smells like berries
i have this air freshener!!!
I had THAT air freshener in my car all through high school! I should have kept it!
If the hair was made darker, it would look like Robert Gibson due to the wondering eye on the picture
~145th!
Okay. That looks like Obama with a blonde mullet.
Dang! Where was this wonder product back when I had my AWESOME ’79 Trans Am? Even though I am fast approaching full-on balditude and keep my remaining hair buzzed really short, I do have a spiritual mullet.
FREEBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um num num num
Uh, this is from a brand called Blue Q. I hate to ruin everyone’s fun, but ALL of their stuff is like this. On purpose. Because its supposed to be funny.
http://www.blueq.com/shop/114-catId.117440521_114-productId.0.html
You fool! Don’t you know that the only thing which is funny these days is not getting people’s jokes and then calling them idiots and writing FAIL on pictures of them? Thus, we are amused by our own sheer stupidity, and require no external input or cognitive abilities whatsoever.
What exactly is the smell of mullet? Off brand cigarettes and tater tots?
LOL why does Obama have a blonde mullet?
Thats why you buy a used redneck car you know that guy had them ALL over his lawn Ohh wait…
I have this, it smells like green apple, also the packaging says ‘chicks love the baby dear’! This is true, women often comment on it!
I literally have this in my car. My wife got it for me to give me a laugh.
I believe she got it at books-a-million
I def. got this for a Christmas present once. It smells like baby powder.
A mullet is also a type of fish. This could have been much worse!
I literally have this hanging in my car.
Nice. i actually got one of these taped to a christmas gift a couple of years ago.
I literally have this hanging in my car.
that’s an insult to all emo’s
There’s something fishy about this.